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Chapter 78 Young Man, I See Your Bones Are Wonderful
Chapter 78 Young Man, I See Your Bones Are Wonderful

"Uh, the noodle shop is still open. Someone caused trouble just now and destroyed the facade. If you don't mind, please come inside." Zhang Yi stood up with a smile, and made way for the old man to go in.

As a result, this short, fat little old man, who was only 1.6 meters tall, sat there and said something to Zhang Yi that made his head full of black lines.

"Young man, I see your bones are exquisite~"

Zhang Yi hurriedly stopped: "Okay, okay, what kind of noodles do you want, after eating, there is a door, my heaven is full, but I don't want to learn Tathagata God's Palm, and I don't want to learn Jiuyin White Bone Claw, thank you."

After speaking, Zhang turned his head and walked to the counter. The old man said with a strange face: "What a mess, you have read too many novels, the old man wants to say that there are not many young people who exercise themselves like you now. , I see that you are carrying a huge burden, but you can still live in such a calm manner, which is very good, really good."

These words made Zhang Yi stop in his tracks, and asked in puzzlement, "Master, how did you see that I was carrying a weight?"

"I see you have wonderful bones~"

"Please speak human language." Zhang Yi said with black lines all over his head.

The old man said: "Well, your knees are slightly bent, and every step you take is extremely calm, which is better than someone who has practiced horse stance for several years. I really don't believe that you don't have tens of kilograms on your body. , Oh yes, old man, I like beef noodles, do you have any?"

"Yes, I'll make it for you myself, wait a moment." Zhang nodded and went to the old man.

After a while, the noodles were served, and the old man was not polite. He picked up the bowl and smelled it, and said: "The soup is not made of beef bones, and there is no fragrance. It is very strange. I don't know why I think this soup is amazing. "

After taking a sip, the old man's eyes widened instantly, and he said in a deep voice, "Good soup, good soup."

"The soup is a good soup, and the ingredients are very ordinary. This noodle depends on this soup. Other things, like chewing wax, young man, good craftsmanship, I have no money to pay you, or I can teach you how to do it?"

Zhang Yi was cleaning up the debris on the floor. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, it's just a bowl of noodles. After you finish eating, the door is there."

The old man rolled his eyes: "What is this called? The old man intends to accept you as his apprentice. Why are you so hypocritical? Come here and help the old man."

"I'm sorry, sir, don't you see that I'm busy? I don't have time. Besides, I don't know how to help. You have watched too many martial arts movies, so you still help, haha." Zhang Yi smiled noncommittally, and continued to work on him. of.

Seeing that the kid really didn't believe it, the old man didn't say much. He smiled, lowered his head and ate up the noodles, patted his stomach and stood up, adjusted his slightly wrinkled Tang suit, and walked up to Zhang Yi: "Then how about this?" , I’ll let you punch me ten times, and I won’t dodge or fight back, okay?”

"Grandpa, don't you see that I'm busy? It's good to go out for a walk when you're full. I don't want to hit my father and go home when I'm free." Zhang Yi said angrily, beating up an old man, forget it, He was afraid that even if he cursed, he would be blamed.

"Hey, you kid, do you think it's safe if you have a great subordinate? Your subordinate is just a showman. He hasn't learned the essence of my eight poles at all. He just has a lot of strength. He's just doing it. Power overwhelms people. Otherwise, how about letting your men come out and walk with me?"

Now Zhang Yi didn't dare to prevaricate casually, and looked at the old man carefully.Big pie face, white and beardless, looks like a kind old man, his accent is a bit like that of the Northwest side, he likes to walk with his hands behind his back, his back is a little hunched, he must be about [-] years old.

"You just saw my subordinates make a move? Then you should have seen the two of them throwing hidden weapons before. How do you say that?"

The old man's face turned cold: "Hmph, it's just two Japanese slaves. If the girl's bodyguard is not the successor of Phoenix Eye Fist, wouldn't you be an old man?"

"Ah? You said that Dongfang Ya's bodyguard is the successor of Phoenix Eye Fist. What is Phoenix Eye Fist? It's the first time I've heard about it." Zhang Yi got excited and moved a chair to the old man. He himself sat down and talked with the old man. chatted.

"You don't know Phoenix Eye Fist, but do you know Hong Xiguan?"

Zhang nodded a little: "You must know, the founder of Hongquan, he has watched TV and movies much better, he is very good, what's wrong?"

"Officer Hong Xi died at the hands of a little girl who knew how to perform the Phoenix Eye Fist, and that little girl was the great-grandmother of the girl's bodyguard just now."

Wow, Zhang Yi said in surprise: "Mystery of martial arts, then may I ask which sect you are from, sir, are you a master?"

"The old man has no background, no sect, wild boxing style, but he is the best at Baji. Others, he can't make a name for himself. Call your bodyguard out, and I'll know after I've played with him twice."

Suddenly, Zhang Yi's eyes froze, which startled the old man.

"What's the matter with you kid, you are surprised and deceitful?"

How could Zhang Yi say that a temporary task popped up in front of him, but it was still mandatory: "Worship the old man as a teacher, learn Bajiquan, and the gravity suit can be disassembled during the learning period."

Putong: "Master, please teach me Bajiquan."

He was tortured to death by this gravity suit, Zhang Yi was absolutely willing to do it if he could take it off, and he would worship on the spot.In the end, he didn't kneel down, and was picked up by the old man's toes and stood up straight again: "I agree? You just kneel, why are some young people doing this now, really, tell me about the Bajiquan you know what does it look like."

The theory of Bajiquan, what's so difficult about it, Zhang Yi almost opened his mouth: "Bajiquan, the movement of boxing contains eight meanings, alert, panic, ruthless, poisonous, fierce, fierce, godly, anxious, eight forms ~"

"Okay, okay, I'm not asking you to talk about this, nor to memorize boxing formulas. I'm asking you, what do you think Bajiquan is like?"

Zhang Yi scratched his head: "Brutal, swift, and~"

The old man smiled and patted Zhang Yi: "I found it on the Internet, son, you want to learn Baji, yes, I will stay with you for a while, I will teach you in three stages, and teach you footwork in the early stage and blowing air, teach you how to exert strength in the middle stage, and teach you punches in the later stage."

The task was completed, Zhang Yi said excitedly: "Then I don't need to take the horse step?"

"No, you don't need to take off your iron bumps. Just wear it and practice. Time is limited. How well you can practice these days depends on your ability. I will leave after teaching. Find me a place to live now."

Zhang Yi broke down and let out a long cry: "What did you say? Don't take it off? Do you know how heavy this equipment is on me? You say not to take it off? If I don't take it off, how can I learn boxing?"

The old man snorted: "You're talking the wrong way, how can you practice boxing if you pick it up? Find a place to live, preferably with a yard."

"But I still have to open a shop. How do I arrange the time?" Zhang Yi was a little discouraged. He couldn't take off his equipment when he was practicing boxing, so he still practiced hammers. What era is this? Who still likes to practice these things.I really don't understand what the hell is going on with this crappy star system, and he insists on making him worship this old man as his teacher.

"That's your business. In the future, you are my disciple. You will start practicing boxing tomorrow morning, and you can set aside an hour each for morning, noon, and evening. You can practice more in the evening depending on the situation. Now, I Go out for a walk, and hurry up and make room for me."

The old man walked out after finishing speaking, but when he reached the door, he said again: "You probably don't approve of me as a master in your heart. After all, seeing is believing, then I will let you see what the real Baji is. That's right, ha!"

"Boom"

"My floor!!!"

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