i can upgrade the earth

Chapter 4
After Kong Fangyuan returned home, he found that there was no one in the house, so he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

In the study, staring at the photo of my father in military uniform, my heart is warm.

Hollow metal balls, rune beads, and bronze goose were all given to him by his own father, and there are many similar things, and he was told to carry them with him.

Kong Fangyuan didn't want to dress up like a silly boy with many treasures, so he only brought three or four pieces with him, and put the rest in the broken pavilion behind the Baiyin gate.

Thinking of the thrilling moments just now, Kong Fangyuan secretly called out luck, and couldn't help but hugged his father's photo and kissed him.

But why can't you understand me, you have to let me be mediocre, and after decades, I will disappear from everyone.

Dear father, dear father, do you tell me whether I should love you or hate you?

bang bang!bang bang bang!

As soon as Kong Fangyuan heard the familiar knocking rhythm, he knew who was knocking on the door.

Opening the door, it was indeed Su Ningshuang.

She is immortal and beautiful, surpassing countless female ghost slaves.

But the body is really hard to describe.

Kong Fangyuan pinched her face habitually, his eyes fell from her face, along the pajamas, to her chest.

Such a flat chest is really rare in a hundred years.

If you open your arms to embrace her, you won't feel a trace of softness and warmth, you will only hear the sound of sternum clashing.

What a sigh!

He couldn't help shaking his head, sighed, and said, "It's really a pity, a pity."

Childhood sweethearts, no guesses.

What a good wife candidate, it's really a pity.

Su Ningshuang knocked off his hand, and kicked his leg lightly.Then he snorted coldly and rolled his beautiful eyes.

What's the matter with flat chest?
I am flat chested and I am proud.

In fact, she is also very helpless, since the year of development, this bastard has always looked like this when she saw her.

You can't fight but you can't hide, you can't hide.

What can she do if she is a weak woman?

There is a saying - when you can't change the environment, you have to learn from the heart.

After a few years, she has already gotten used to it, she can do whatever she likes.

Of course, she also has a way to retaliate—to file a complaint, otherwise she must be depressed.

Whenever Uncle Kong punishes Kong Er foolishly for this, her accumulated resentment will be fully released.

Be as cool as you want.

"Where have you been fooling around? I'm coming back so late, I'm going to sue my uncle and aunt." Su Ningshuang dialed out the video call as she spoke.

Kong Fangyuan felt tired.

Aren't the complaints all done secretly?

You are so arrogant to do so blatantly!

"I, Kong Fangyuan, have always been gentle and courteous, how can you defile someone's innocence out of thin air?" Kong Fangyuan rushed to grab the phone.

I saw my mother's face on the screen, and I only heard her say: "Be honest, bully Shuangshuang, take care of your skin."

Kong Fangyuan became like an obedient baby, and said to the mobile phone: "My mother, how can you insult people's innocence out of thin air, she has always bullied me, how dare I break the ground when I am too old."

"Zhuang's mother, he was fooling around with a bunch of coquettish sluts outside, and he just came back." Su Ningshuang didn't give Kong Fangyuan a chance to cheat, and directly sued Kong Fangyuan.

The streets at midnight are more dangerous. Kong Fangyuan had been warned and repaired early on, and he was determined not to return late.

Kong Fangyuan was prepared today, saying that he was fascinated by reading in a bookstore, and took out a newly bought mock test paper for the college entrance examination to fool him, otherwise a violent beating would be inevitable.

The mother knew that her son was fooling her, but she was a nice person, so she didn't go into it. Instead, she watched Kong Fangyuan and Su Ningshuang together in the middle of the night, playing and fighting, with very kind eyes.

Kong Fangyuan hung up the phone after fooling around, and said bluntly, "I'm going to sleep, little Shuangzi, please kneel down."

In order to apply eye drops to Kong Fangyuan, Su Ningshuang got up from the bed in the middle of the night, and let him get away with it, how could she be reconciled.

Karmic Fire: +2.4.

"What's the matter, do you want to stay as a bed attendant? Well, I think I'll seal you as Shuang's promise because I've known each other since I was a child... Shuang promises, hurry up and go to the bathroom to take a milk rose bath..."

Su Ningshuang's pretty face flushed red, and she rushed over to beat him up.

Karmic Fire: +2.4.
Kong Fangyuan rubbed his eyebrows and smiled lightly.

I'm afraid you won't do it.

A mere eight-star martial artist took the initiative to provoke a nine-star martial artist, why don't you go to heaven.

Kong Fangyuan easily suppressed her, picked her up and threw her on his brother's bed, then went back to his room to sleep.

At dawn the next day, Kong Fangyuan was woken up by a rhythmic knock on the door.

Su Ningshuang was defeated by him last night, so he must have come to find fault when he got up so early.

He decided to ignore it.

No matter how loud your knock on the door is, you can't wake me who pretends to be asleep.

If you have the ability, you break in.

Anyway, this is my bedroom, everyone knows that I like to sleep naked, whoever comes in is a hooligan.

It has nothing to do with Master Kong, who is a valuable character.

However, Master Kong is open-minded, not as knowledgeable as a little girl, so he got up and went downstairs to have breakfast with Su Ningshuang.

The three people hanging from the street lamps have been taken away by the security bureau.

The elders of the community who do morning exercises gather together to comment on the photos of nude women on their mobile phones.

The person holding the mobile phone is 90-year-old Uncle Guo.

Uncle Guo, who took photos and was the only one who had ever seen a real person, pointed at the photos and told vividly the different points of view between real people and photos.

What they are talking about is hype, just like talking about cross talk.

Kong Fangyuan felt quite guilty, blaming him for being too stupid and naive, unreliable and not particular about his work, and after harvesting the fire, at least he left a bra, an egg bag, etc. for others.

The woman was hanging naked, and if an adult saw her and took a photo, it would at best affect the harmony of society and the family. If she was seen by an underage child, it would be a great sin.

"what!"

Uncle Guo, who was talking vigorously, suddenly yelled.

He was kicked on the buttocks, staggered and almost fell.

After he stood firm, he turned around and was about to smash.

That guy who had eaten the heart of a bear dared to sneak attack on his old Guo.

This is because he thought that Lao Guo couldn't hold a knife anymore.

When he turned around and saw that it was Grandma Guo, his face changed, and he wiped the phone with all his strength, saying, "Old woman, you are looking for trouble, what do you want to do?"

Then, under the gaze of Grandma Guo, she felt guilty and slipped away like a rabbit. Grandma Guo scolded and chased after her.

Kong Fangyuan and Su Ningshuang thought it was funny, and booed together with the crowd.

Walking into the breakfast shop, I saw Liang Gaosheng holding a tablet and looking at photos.

Kong Fangyuan squinted and saw that he was looking at the same person as the elders, and the photos were super clear, and the subtleties were clearly visible.

Men, young and old, are a bunch of big pigs.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

Kong Fangyuan slapped each of the two piglets, ordered them to delete the photos, and stood aside to listen to the lecture.

"Where did you come from, dare to look at such discordant photos in Master Kong's territory!"

While eating breakfast, Master Kong taught them earnestly and patted the table from time to time.

"Take a mirror to look at your bears. It's not far from drinking goji berries and jujubes. It's really embarrassing for us post-00s."

"Why don't you learn from me and be upright, noble, benevolent, and pure people, but you are obsessed with vulgar interests, which will only cause trouble for me and the country!"

"Now I give you a task, gather a group of people to patrol around, and eliminate this poison from the root."

The two senior students ran away in a panic.

Pooh!Dog things, don't learn well!
As soon as Kong Fangyuan looked away, he saw a bowl of salted bean curd with coriander sprinkled on it.

Su Ningshuang was staring at him with a smile on the opposite side.

Such revenge on a sweetheart is insane!
Will your conscience hurt?

Kong Fangyuan pinched his nose and finished eating the salted bean curd, and then Su Ningshuang walked away with his fat buttocks on his toes.

She didn't sleep well last night and needs to make up for it.

After walking a few steps, he turned around and asked, "Will you participate in this year's Lombok exam?"

"Of course!" Kong Fangyuan mumbled while chewing the fried rice.

"Okay, let's go together. The heavy responsibility of persuading the parents will be entrusted to you. Special reminder, without the signature of the parents, you will not even be eligible to enter the training camp." Su Ningshuang left after yawning.

Kong Fangyuan stared at her back and hummed twice.

You think the Lombok test is playing house.

That's a battlefield, and people will die.

The battlefield is a man's business, and women will only add to the chaos.

On the other side, after running far away, the two senior students stopped and stared at each other, as if they were asking each other what to do?
Master Kong Tianshi has a great reputation in all the nearby kindergartens, elementary schools, middle schools, and high schools. Anyone who dares to stroke his beard is copying books.

After copying the Book of Songs, the Songs of Chu, the Fus of the Han Dynasty, Tang Poems, Song Ci, Yuan Qu, the Analects of Confucius, Historical Records, Zi Zhi Tong Jian...

There is always a book you haven't copied yet.

If copying can't cure you, then memorize it.

A Gao Shengsheng suddenly said, "Are you willing to be a good person innocently, or do you want to be dominated by endorsements?"

The other thought about his memory, shivered, shook his head, and said, "The photos spread quickly on the Internet. We can't do it alone. We have to go to the experiment, Zhenhua, and the attached middle school to find a few people to ensure the quality and quantity together." Complete the task assigned by Master Kong."

After Kong Fangyuan finished his breakfast, he took a stroll around. When he got home, he flashed into the silver door and prepared to eat some fruit.

Durian, lychee, watermelon, longan, apple, coconut and other fruits are planted on the mother soil, as well as beverages such as Dahongpao, Taiping Houkui, Keemun black tea, cocoa trees and coffee trees.

Seeds, saplings, etc. are all the best varieties carefully selected by his cousin Kong Zhengyuan, such as black thorn and Musang King for durian, and green hang and Gui Nuoxiang for lychee.

These plants, which originally grew in different regions and required harsh growth conditions to ensure quality, not only shortened the growth period and thrived, but also continued to bloom and bear fruit after planting here, and even the quality, taste and yield have leapt.

Kong Fangyuan's personal money was saved from the harvest here.

On the other hand, Kong Zhengyuan, with the cuttings and scions he donated, planted and grafted tens of thousands of mu of tea gardens and orchards. Although the quality of the output was much worse, it was still top-notch on earth.

After several years of hard work, the high-quality fruits and tea under the Zhengyuan Group are about to become world-renowned luxury accessories.

The reason why there is the word "soon" is because the mainstream of the earth is practice now, and the food that cannot help practice is always inferior.

Kong Zhengyuan refers to the word "Zhengyuan" of Zhengyuan Group. The word "Zheng" comes from his name, and the word "Yuan" comes from Kong Fangyuan's name. He even generously gave half of the company's shares to Kong Fangyuan.

However, he did it in front of the whole family, and then... where is the then.

Kong Fangyuan picked a blackthorn durian and split it with bare hands. It was smelly and fragrant, and it was really delicious as a dessert after dinner.

When passing by, I saw a fruit tree. The water cucumber-like fruit hanging on it was very ripe, and it tasted very unique after picking it off.

Kong Fangyuan remembered that Kong Zhengyuan said that the fruit tree was called a finger orange.Who the fuck has fingers as thick as water cucumbers.

The perfect circle of the second cargo hole is indeed a pit.

You give the shares in private.

Kong Fangyuan scolded while eating, and when the fruit was finished, she lay down on the sofa refreshed.

If he became the number one expert in the universe, lived as long as the sky, married all the most beautiful women in the universe, gave birth to a large group of children, and then ate and slept like this, and slept and ate.

Life will be complete.

What more can I ask for!
But there was an insurmountable boulder on the road of his beautiful life, named Kong Buqi.

He couldn't even take the dragon eye test, how could he kill the green monster to get resources, and become a fortune teller, so there is no future.

What to do?
Or the whole beauty trap.

Let Huang Zicheng, the best friend who hangs around the flowers all day long, find a witch to hook up with her father, Kong Buqi, and then tell her mother about Kong Buqi's cheating on the right time, and report Kong Buqi to her work unit to take care of her mistress.

At that time, he will not be able to protect himself, so he will not have the energy to take care of his own affairs.

However, Kong Fangyuan quickly rejected this method. Kong Buqi didn't have any big background, and he had never seen any scenes when he walked all the way to the current position. To him, this kind of trick was completely a small case.

If he is exposed, he will face the mixed doubles of his own parents, and the tragic scene is frightening to think about.

"beep……"

Outside the window, the long and piercing horn blared non-stop.

Kong Fangyuan walked to the window and went downstairs to have a look. Huang Zicheng in a pink suit was honking the horn of a dazzling yellow sports car. When he saw him, he beckoned him to go down.

Kong Fangyuan was speechless.

Can you stop being so ostentatious.

You can come directly to my house and knock on the door.

Even if my parents think that I was completely tempted by you to turn bad, they don't want to see you, and you don't want to come to the door.

You can make phone calls, send text messages, and send WeChat messages.

If you want to make such a fuss, you can't wait to let the whole community know that you are here.

Kong Fangyuan picked three Elvis durians, and they were just as good as this one.

Seeing that the weather was hot, I took another big watermelon.Produced from mother soil, it weighs about fifty catties, and most people can't hold it.

His movements are awkward.

If he doesn't go down, the horn won't stop.

Who are these people!
Huang Zicheng's car was parked at the crossroads, he looked handsome in a mess, passers-by regardless of men and women frequently looked sideways.

Kong Fangyuan pouted.

No matter how handsome he is, he still has to eat, shit, and piss, and even a mouthful of durian will become stinky.

It can be seen that handsome is not always the best thing.

"Wow! You really understand me." After Huang Zicheng saw the durian and watermelon, she took them and put them into the car with a smile.

Huang Zicheng leaned on the car door and said: "I heard that you are going to take part in the Longmu test. Do you know that in the past two years, more than 2 people participated in each time, and none of the ten returned in the end, and most of them were disabled without arms. Only a hundred people are safe and sound."

Kong Fangyuan nodded. This is a well-known fact, and he couldn't be more clear about it.

"It's good that you know, what does this mean... It means that with your fucking character, if you go, you will definitely lose your hair. As a brother for many years, seeing you going to die, I feel really uncomfortable, so I prepared a few for you." A generous gift, let you get a few first bloods, completely get rid of the virgin body, so as not to die in peace.

On the second day, we will hold a banquet to celebrate your escape. Although it is four years later than me, it is shameful to say it, but my buddy does not despise you. "

Kong Fangyuan shivered angrily.

Listen to what this dog said is human language.

If he couldn't beat him, Master Kong would definitely rub him against the durian today.

Besides, can things like getting first blood be discussed in private?

What's the matter with you standing at the intersection and shouting loudly.

Kong Fangyuan squinted his eyes and sneered twice, and said: "It's just a dragon eye test, a bunch of green monsters are just paper tigers, chickens and dogs, and even a prostitute like you can get No.3. Master Kong, I am Hongfu Qi Tian, ​​Shou and Tian Qi, the champions are all within reach.

Also, my virginity is reserved for my wedding night, for my lover.If you are so exhausted, you will age prematurely sooner or later. Haven't you noticed that you have more wrinkles and gray hair recently? "

"Hehe." Huang Zicheng disapproved.

If others don't know you, they think I don't know.You kid is not a good bird, you pretend to be serious on the surface, but in essence you are terribly coquettish.

What about the wedding night... Pooh!
As for saying that I add gray hair and increase wrinkles.

Grandpa's newly dyed hair, freshly done facial.

You lied to ghosts.

"In life, you must enjoy yourself in time, otherwise you will regret it. Just like Li Bai said, 'you must have fun when you are proud of life, don't let... the golden cup... the empty space face the moon'." When Huang Zicheng said the word "golden cup" Emphasized the sound, meaning something.

"..." Kong Fangyuan was speechless.

Li Bai's poems can still be used in this way.

Are you really not worried that Li Bai crawls out of the grave and strangles you to death, then throws you into the alchemy furnace and mixes it with celestial herbs to make elixir?

Can you succeed with Liu Yong's?

Kong Fangyuan didn't dare to talk to him like this.

If other people heard these nonsense words, and spread them to ten, ten to hundreds, and ruined Master Kong's good reputation of not exchanging gold for silver, how could he meet people.

He hurriedly changed the subject, and chatted for a while.

Huang Zicheng said suddenly: "I really can't help it anymore, I want to kill him. But I'm just afraid... of being struck by lightning."

The "he" in Huang Zicheng's mouth is his own father - Huang Heihong.

Since the death of Huang Zicheng's mother, Huang Heihong is like a dog released from a cage, having fun with all her might.

This dog is not an ordinary dog, but a combination of Teddy and Erha. He found a group of extra mothers for Huang Zicheng, and gave birth to a bunch of younger brothers and sisters, but he is still under the command of those mothers and younger brothers and sisters. Dancing lightly under the stick, she was eager to find trouble for Huang Zicheng.

The relationship between father and son has dropped to a freezing point. Now it seems that although there is a distance from absolute zero, it is estimated that it is not far away.

"Why don't you take a chance and send him in, let the prison guard uncle take care of him, and the world will be clean." Kong Fangyuan suggested casually.

He has been thinking about how to torment his father during this time, but he has thought of many clever ways.

"That makes sense, Huang Heihong, that prostitute evades taxes and does a lot of evil..." Huang Zicheng said fiercely.

Kong Fangyuan didn't dare to listen to such outrageous words, and turned the topic to the Longmu test. After all, this guy is both a witness and a winner.

A total of 20 humans and green monsters participated in the dragon eye test. Huang Zicheng's No. 3 was the only human race that entered the top [-] in the two dragon eye tests.

As a achiever, his advice has practical implications.

Huang Zicheng also came prepared, and took out a bag, which contained information about the Longmu test and some practical things specially prepared.

Before leaving, Huang Zicheng said again: "Why don't you take a few first bloods and have a grand party and have fun?"

I'll fuck it!

Are you done yet? !
Kong Fangyuan blasted the prostitute into the dazzling yellow sports car.

"Finally gone!"

Kong Fangyuan wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and heaved a sigh of relief.

PS:

It is three-point poison of medicine, no matter how good the medicine is, it has erysipelas, and it will harm the human body, but the medicine is not.

Wufa Xuanshi (Wushi) is even better when you eat it.

Kong Fangyuan Family:
Father: Kong Buqi, born in 76, director of Yujing City Security Bureau;
Mother: Zhuang Qingwei, born in 78, a doctor at the Affiliated Hospital of Yuanshou Taoist Temple;
Younger brother: Kong Quyuan, born in 10 years, Yujing Zhenhua Primary School.

　Yujing City is under the Yujing Peak on Earth, and Yuanshou City is on the Dragon Tongue Peninsula of Moyu Star.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)