Change the Tang Dynasty Li Yuanba

Chapter 143 Richard's story died young
Duan Hongxiu's response to Li Cha's question was just a mischievous roll of the eyes.

"Husband, I think Hongxiu is stupid and can't hear anything. Husband is really amazing, he can make up such a nice story. You can tell the following story to Hongxiu. After the little monkey has become sharp-eyed, what is he going to do again?" what?"

Duan Hongxiu didn't answer Li Cha's question, but urged Li Cha to tell the story behind.

"No, Hongxiu, my husband doesn't even know the identity of the Monkey King Sun Wukong. How do you confirm his identity? You tell my husband the identity of the Monkey King first, and then my husband will tell you the following story, okay?" ?”

Li Cha especially wanted to know who Duan Hongxiu thought the Monkey King was.

"Oh, husband, you've said it so clearly, why can't Hongxiu hear it? Are you taking a test for Hongxiu?"

Duan Hongxiu replied mischievously.

"How can this be a test for you, but my husband is a little curious, you have finally heard who the Monkey King is."

Li Cha replied.

"Husband, then let me ask you, what kind of kung fu did that little monkey you speak of learn from Patriarch Bodhi in the Three-Star Cave of the Oblique Moon in Fangcun Mountain?"

Duan Hongxiu asked with a charming smile.

"It's Disha 72 Transformation and Somersault Cloud." Li Cha replied without knowing why.

"Yeah, my husband still refuses to admit it, do you want me to say it?"

Seeing Li Cha's expression, Duan Hongxiu thought that Li Cha still wanted to test her.

"What am I not acknowledging? Why do you speak inexplicably?"

Li Cha said suspiciously.

"Hehe, my husband, you underestimate Hongxiu. Do you think Hongxiu won't be able to recognize you if you change your name? Isn't that 72 changes of earth evil the "Eight Nine Mysteries" practiced by Erlang Shenjun and Baiyuan Patriarch Yuan Hong? Gong?"

Duan Hongxiu laughed.It seems that he is very satisfied with his insightful insight.

"But what does this have to do with the identity of Monkey King Sun Wukong?"

The more Li Cha listened, the more confused he became.He felt that his brain was not enough.

"Hehe, husband, you are a bully. Hongxiu has already said this, and you still don't want to admit it?"

Duan Hongxiu said coquettishly.The upturned corner of the mouth obviously showed: I have completely seen through you, you should admit it quickly.

"What am I admitting?"

Li Cha smiled wryly.He found that his IQ seemed to be insulted by his daughter-in-law.

"Hmph, don't think that I don't know that the "Nine Turns of the Great Return of Pills" written by Master Yuding of Xishu that you practiced also has a name called "Eight Nine Xuangong". Hongxiu has been familiar with various books since she was a child, you This trick can't hide it from me."

Duan Hongxiu snorted coquettishly, because she was underestimated by her husband.

"This... This is simply a misunderstanding. Do you believe me that this is a coincidence?"

Li Cha never thought that Duan Hongxiu would think so.But this is indeed a coincidence.

"Hehe, is that right? Husband, what about the weapon? The little monkey weapon is a rare and extremely heavy artifact. Husband's two sledgehammers are also magical weapons that few people in the world can use. Is this also a coincidence?"

Duan Hongxiu said with a smile.

"Here, Hongxiu, I want to say that this is really a coincidence, do you believe it?"

Li Cha's face drooped.

"Oh? Is that so? Ever since Hongxiu found out about her husband's identity, she made a special effort to find out about her husband's past."

"The little monkey doesn't respect anyone except his master Bodhi, and he doesn't have any manners. It seems to be very similar to someone. How similar is the heaven in the story to the imperial palace of the previous dynasty?"

"What's more, the little monkey's official position is too low, so he insisted on forcing the Jade Emperor to make him a great sage equal to heaven."

"How do I remember that there seemed to be a person who was not the biggest official, but forced the emperor at that time to appoint a brave general?"

The more Duan Hongxiu spoke, the wider the smile on his face.That smile is straightforward: I have exposed you all, don't you want to admit it?

"This, this." Li Cha wanted to explain, it was really a coincidence.

But now, Li Cha found himself speechless.

His wife Duan Hongxiu's analysis was well-founded, and Li Cha couldn't refute it even if he wanted to.What's happening here?
Li Cha couldn't help cursing inwardly: "Wu Chengen wrote Journey to the West, did he really write it based on Lao Tzu? Why are there so many coincidences?"

"How is it? My husband, isn't Hongxiu very good? When my husband was still teaching children in Shiqiao Village, Hongxiu knew that he was very talented. Now Hongxiu admires him even more, and he can actually make up his own experience. Such a beautiful fairy tale."

Duan Hongxiu said with a look of admiration.

"Hehe, is that right, it's all made up by my husband."

Li Cha is helpless, there is no way to explain this at all, can he explain to Duan Hongxiu that this is a story made up by a person from Wu Chengen in later generations?

"I knew it. Husband admits it now, right? Hmph. What did the little monkey do next after being trained to be sharp-eyed by the ancestors? I think it must be causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace again, and the Jade Emperor agreed to all his conditions. Make him the biggest official, and kill demons for the Heavenly Court, right?"

Duan Hongxiu guessed cheerfully.

"Enn, Hongxiu is so smart. You are right. Later, the Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Tiangong, turning the Tiangong upside down."

"Beat the Jade Emperor so hard that he can't help it. He agreed to all the Monkey King's requests, and built him a Monkey King Mansion in the Heavenly Court, and asked him to go around with the heavenly soldiers and generals to suppress the rebellion."

Li Cha is helpless, I myself have become the protagonist of Journey to the West, how can this story go on?
"No, my husband is perfunctory. What happened to the little monkey in the end?"

Duan Hongxiu was unwilling, and pestered Li Cha to tell her.

"Finally, finally, the Monkey King got tired of staying in the Heavenly Court, so he went down to earth to become a teacher, and met a female fairy. He was immediately subdued by the female fairy, and was snatched back to become the master of the village."

Li Cha said with a smirk.

"Ah? Husband, are you making fun of Hongxiu? How did Hongxiu become a female goblin? Stop."

When Li Cha finished that sentence, he was already on his horse.

When Duan Hongxiu reacted, Li Cha ran a dozen horses away.

Duan Hongxiu also got on his horse and chased after him.

"Ah, run the horse, the banshee is catching up, it's scary, run, run."

"Husband, you are teasing me, wait for Hongxiu!"

Just like that, Li Cha ran ahead and Duan Hongxiu chased after him.

The cheerful laughter along the way spread far and far.

A good version of "Journey to the West" by Li Cha of the Tang Dynasty is because his beloved wife Duan Hongxiu is reasonable. It is speculated that before the real protagonist Tang Sanzang has not appeared, he died completely.

(End of this chapter)