The Legend of Jin Yong's Legend of the Online Game
Chapter 334 The Streaking Incident
Chapter 334 The Streaking Incident
Chapter 330 Six Streaking Incident
"Money is always in your hand. I am Fang Jie. Give me some money. I need it urgently."
After Fang Jie sent a short message to Qian Bulishou, the other party replied quickly: "No, you want money from me now? Well, how much do you want?"
"Give it to me! It's been a year, and I still want to procrastinate!"
"Damn it! You didn't tell me in advance... I won't be able to spend that much money for a while, so I'll give you 2000 million first, that's all the cash. For the rest, I'll give you 20 ten dollars in a while." Cheng Dan, how are you doing?"
"Okay!" Fang Jie smiled. He knows that money is always in his hands and naturally loves money, but he is not a stingy person. A year ago, there were 1.4 million, and now the price of Shicheng Dan has dropped slightly. For Dan, the estimated cost is around 650 million, and 20 1.3% pills are 2000 million. Adding the extra 1.5 million in cash, Fang Jie was actually given [-] million.
It stands to reason that with so much money in hand, it should be doubled in a year, so Fang Jie's equity funds should also increase, but in fact, the larger the amount of funds, the more difficult it is to operate, and in this year The market basically hasn't changed much, and it's impossible to make huge profits as quickly as before, so the 1.5 million yuan is more or less meant to take care of Fang Jie.
After transferring 2000 million yuan directly through the system without leaving the money, he seemed worried that Fang Jie had an idea, and sent a message along the way: "It's not that I won't give you the rest of the money. It's really urgent. After the first gang war started, There will be huge changes in the market. The price of Shicheng Dan may fall, and potential Dan will rise a little. As long as there is a change in the market, I can make money. I am afraid that it will not move... Don’t worry, I may give you more at that time A few ten-percent pills, just wait, haha!"
After receiving this text message, Fang Jie smiled nonchalantly. It would be best if he could get a few more ten-percent pills. Anyway, as long as he has these ten-percent pills, he can learn a lot of martial arts, and after learning , It is much more convenient to walk in the rivers and lakes, and it will bring more wealth. He doesn't have the time to focus on the market 24 hours a day, and he doesn't have that interest. The best choice is to fight to support the war.
While Fang Jie received 2000 million in funds, Duan Hanyun over there was already in a hurry. When Fang Jie was hesitating whether to borrow some money to let this infatuated man go in and have a look, a scene suddenly appeared on the catwalk Very funny scene: a beggar gang player, a man, unexpectedly ran onto the catwalk, and then took off all his clothes in threes and fives, and played an earth-shattering streaking!
At the beginning, everyone hadn't realized what was going on, but when the show girls on the stage covered their faces and screamed, everyone realized that someone was actually running naked in public. That's okay, you have to know that there are at least nearly [-] spectators present. On the street, on the roof, and in the teahouse opposite, there are people everywhere, both men and women.
Not only did this person take off his clothes, but he also performed lame lightness skills and jumped up and down on the catwalk. For a moment, the audience was in chaos, with screams, laughter, whistles, applause, praise, and curses The sound rang at the same time, and what was supposed to be a good fashion show turned into a farce in the end.
However, this farce did not last long. The streaking beggar player only ran back and forth on the catwalk twice, and after shouting "oppose discrimination against homosexuality, support the legalization of homosexuality", he was arrested. Several NPC guards from the Lichun Court dragged him down the stage, while the NPC police officers in the audience immediately rushed up, tied him tightly with a large cloth, and sent him straight to the Yamen of Yangzhou City.
"Hahaha, it's him again, I laughed so hard..." Daocao seemed to have experienced this scene before, clutching his stomach, and laughed out of breath: "That person is called casually, haha...it is said to be Those who engage in performance art like to make trouble in front of Lichun Courtyard, throw birds, shit, take off clothes and so on... I remember his slogan last time was 'I am not casual, but I am not a person if I am casual '...It actually changed its slogan today, it's too individual, haha..."
Fang Jie also couldn't stop laughing. Hearing Daocao's introduction, he remembered that when he received the government mission, the last one on the government's most wanted list was casual. ", but now they have changed their tricks. It really is the world's largest, and there are no surprises. This person is a master!
However, no matter how noisy the court was, Duan Hanyun still looked lifeless. It wasn't that he didn't want to laugh, but that he couldn't laugh at all. When he thought of the woman he liked going to bed with other men, his heart felt like a needle It's normal, it's so painful, how can I have the mind to take care of it.
Because of this farce, the catwalk on the stage quickly ended. Yi Ling appeared again, introduced the next arrangements and rules in a sneering way, and then returned to Lichun Courtyard. Just as she finished speaking, There was a "boom" from the audience, and those players who just came to feast their eyes suddenly dispersed. In less than a while, there were less than 200 people left in the audience.
Daocao took a look around, glanced at Duan Hanyun, snorted and said with a hint: "See, those who eat free food will always have the life of free food, this person, if you have no skills, you'd better not pretend to be a **** Noble, disgusting!"
"you!"
Of course, Duan Hanyun understood the meaning of these words, and even if he was about to make a move, Fang Jie at the side hurriedly stopped the opponent's arm, and comforted him: "Hey, forget it, he is trying to anger you on purpose, if you make another move, then you can There is really no chance... How about this, I will pay you the entrance fee, but I declare in advance that I borrowed it from you, and you will have to pay it back in the future!"
"no need!"
Fang Jie thought that Duan Hanyun would agree, but the other party refused without thinking: "I'm a little poor, but at least I still have the backbone to be a man. I never owe favors!"
Fang Jie was stunned. In fact, he was such a person himself, but on the other hand, he didn't mind being owed favors by others, so occasional charity was not a big deal to him.
While Fang Jie was in a daze, Dao Cao began to provoke Duan Hanyun again: "I said you, why are you so arrogant? Is it your principles that are important, or your woman? You would rather watch your woman throw at others. Do you want to stick to the principle of not being indebted to others? That's good, Lafayette, I've identified Duan Ziling today, tsk tsk...excellent, have fun tonight!"
Hearing this, Duan Hanyun was furious immediately, the top of his head was suddenly filled with white air, gradually gathering and thickening, like a steamer, regardless of Fang Jie's obstruction, he stretched out his index finger, and performed "Sanyang Kaitai", pressing the mutton of Daocao At the middle acupoint, Dao Cao, who had been on guard for a long time, quickly shrank his bald head, took advantage of the situation, and pointed out a finger of true energy, directly shooting at Duan Hanyun's dantian, which is a move "carefree and carefree" in the Shaolin 72 special skill "Removing Worry Finger". .
However, after the two fought, they made it difficult for Fang Jie who was standing between them. Brushing against his belly button, Fang Jie, whose life was seriously threatened by conditioned reflex, immediately took a step back and used the left and right cloud piercing hands to take advantage of the situation. The two fell to the ground in an instant.
"Hey! Fighting in the street, injuring two people in a row, I will be sentenced to two months in prison, or handed over to..."
Before the police officer who came out of nowhere finished speaking, Fang Jie threw a 3000 tael gold ticket casually, and said, "It's up to me, it's none of their business, I paid their fine in advance .”
The NPC officer couldn't help curling his lips, put away the gold ticket, and walked away cursingly, while Fang Jie smiled and helped the two people who looked shocked, and asked with concern: "Are you...are you okay?" ? Just now, it was really a last resort, and maybe the shot was a bit heavy."
Duan Hanyun shook his head dully, and after Daocao stayed for a long time, he said, "What kind of martial arts did you use just now? Why is it faster than our fingering attack? Master! Peerless master! Brother Tianming... No, Brother Tianming can't hide Lu, I admire you!"
Upon hearing this, Duan Hanyun, who was still in shock, couldn't help but sneered. Obviously, this was not because he looked down on Fang Jie, but because he looked down on Dao Cao who flattered him. He felt that this person was too spineless.
Fang Jie glanced at Duan Hanyun with a smile and said: "It's useless to have backbone alone. You can't even cover your own woman, so what are you talking about? If you don't want to accept my charity, I won't force it. He is not a generous person, but I still suggest that you think about it carefully."
After saying this, Fang Jie patted Daocao on the shoulder again, and said with a smile: "You have nothing evil in mind, just a little lecherous, you know who he is, why are you trying to anger him on purpose? He is arrogant, I It’s the same with you, you’d rather lose your life than poke someone’s spirit, why bother? Let’s stop talking nonsense, what’s the matter, can’t you get in? I’m just looking for a partner!”
"Go! Of course I will! As I said, I..."
Dao Caoben wanted to get angry with Duan Hanyun again, but before he finished speaking, a guard at the gate of Lichun Court suddenly ran over, glanced at the three of them, and said to Duan Hanyun: "Your name is Duan Hanyun? Miss Duan Ziling is affectionate, you can free Enter!"
"Eh?" The three of them were stunned at the same time, but the experienced Dao Cao was the first to react, and sighed: "This kid is really blessed!"
"How do you say that?" Fang Jie was very surprised, Duan Hanyun was also confused, but the expression on his face was much better than before.
"Girls who participate in the fashion show have the right to invite one person to enter the venue for free." Daocao sighed quietly: "Oh, it seems that they still care about each other, but since they care, why bother to make such a fuss? It's inexplicable!"
"Heh, why worry about other people's affairs!" Fang Jie looked at Duan Hanyun thoughtfully, patted the shoulders of the two with a smile and said: "Let's go, since the problem is solved now, let's go in together Look, the two of you are not acquainted with each other, so stop making trouble after entering!"
Daocao touched his bald head with a smile, and did not speak, while Duan Hanyun gave Fang Jie a blank look, thanking Fang Jie for helping him out earlier, if it wasn't for Fang Jie, he would have been wanted by the government earlier, how could there be such a thing for free? The opportunity to enter, after temporarily suppressing the conflict, the three of them walked into the Lichun courtyard together with their own thoughts.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 330 Six Streaking Incident
"Money is always in your hand. I am Fang Jie. Give me some money. I need it urgently."
After Fang Jie sent a short message to Qian Bulishou, the other party replied quickly: "No, you want money from me now? Well, how much do you want?"
"Give it to me! It's been a year, and I still want to procrastinate!"
"Damn it! You didn't tell me in advance... I won't be able to spend that much money for a while, so I'll give you 2000 million first, that's all the cash. For the rest, I'll give you 20 ten dollars in a while." Cheng Dan, how are you doing?"
"Okay!" Fang Jie smiled. He knows that money is always in his hands and naturally loves money, but he is not a stingy person. A year ago, there were 1.4 million, and now the price of Shicheng Dan has dropped slightly. For Dan, the estimated cost is around 650 million, and 20 1.3% pills are 2000 million. Adding the extra 1.5 million in cash, Fang Jie was actually given [-] million.
It stands to reason that with so much money in hand, it should be doubled in a year, so Fang Jie's equity funds should also increase, but in fact, the larger the amount of funds, the more difficult it is to operate, and in this year The market basically hasn't changed much, and it's impossible to make huge profits as quickly as before, so the 1.5 million yuan is more or less meant to take care of Fang Jie.
After transferring 2000 million yuan directly through the system without leaving the money, he seemed worried that Fang Jie had an idea, and sent a message along the way: "It's not that I won't give you the rest of the money. It's really urgent. After the first gang war started, There will be huge changes in the market. The price of Shicheng Dan may fall, and potential Dan will rise a little. As long as there is a change in the market, I can make money. I am afraid that it will not move... Don’t worry, I may give you more at that time A few ten-percent pills, just wait, haha!"
After receiving this text message, Fang Jie smiled nonchalantly. It would be best if he could get a few more ten-percent pills. Anyway, as long as he has these ten-percent pills, he can learn a lot of martial arts, and after learning , It is much more convenient to walk in the rivers and lakes, and it will bring more wealth. He doesn't have the time to focus on the market 24 hours a day, and he doesn't have that interest. The best choice is to fight to support the war.
While Fang Jie received 2000 million in funds, Duan Hanyun over there was already in a hurry. When Fang Jie was hesitating whether to borrow some money to let this infatuated man go in and have a look, a scene suddenly appeared on the catwalk Very funny scene: a beggar gang player, a man, unexpectedly ran onto the catwalk, and then took off all his clothes in threes and fives, and played an earth-shattering streaking!
At the beginning, everyone hadn't realized what was going on, but when the show girls on the stage covered their faces and screamed, everyone realized that someone was actually running naked in public. That's okay, you have to know that there are at least nearly [-] spectators present. On the street, on the roof, and in the teahouse opposite, there are people everywhere, both men and women.
Not only did this person take off his clothes, but he also performed lame lightness skills and jumped up and down on the catwalk. For a moment, the audience was in chaos, with screams, laughter, whistles, applause, praise, and curses The sound rang at the same time, and what was supposed to be a good fashion show turned into a farce in the end.
However, this farce did not last long. The streaking beggar player only ran back and forth on the catwalk twice, and after shouting "oppose discrimination against homosexuality, support the legalization of homosexuality", he was arrested. Several NPC guards from the Lichun Court dragged him down the stage, while the NPC police officers in the audience immediately rushed up, tied him tightly with a large cloth, and sent him straight to the Yamen of Yangzhou City.
"Hahaha, it's him again, I laughed so hard..." Daocao seemed to have experienced this scene before, clutching his stomach, and laughed out of breath: "That person is called casually, haha...it is said to be Those who engage in performance art like to make trouble in front of Lichun Courtyard, throw birds, shit, take off clothes and so on... I remember his slogan last time was 'I am not casual, but I am not a person if I am casual '...It actually changed its slogan today, it's too individual, haha..."
Fang Jie also couldn't stop laughing. Hearing Daocao's introduction, he remembered that when he received the government mission, the last one on the government's most wanted list was casual. ", but now they have changed their tricks. It really is the world's largest, and there are no surprises. This person is a master!
However, no matter how noisy the court was, Duan Hanyun still looked lifeless. It wasn't that he didn't want to laugh, but that he couldn't laugh at all. When he thought of the woman he liked going to bed with other men, his heart felt like a needle It's normal, it's so painful, how can I have the mind to take care of it.
Because of this farce, the catwalk on the stage quickly ended. Yi Ling appeared again, introduced the next arrangements and rules in a sneering way, and then returned to Lichun Courtyard. Just as she finished speaking, There was a "boom" from the audience, and those players who just came to feast their eyes suddenly dispersed. In less than a while, there were less than 200 people left in the audience.
Daocao took a look around, glanced at Duan Hanyun, snorted and said with a hint: "See, those who eat free food will always have the life of free food, this person, if you have no skills, you'd better not pretend to be a **** Noble, disgusting!"
"you!"
Of course, Duan Hanyun understood the meaning of these words, and even if he was about to make a move, Fang Jie at the side hurriedly stopped the opponent's arm, and comforted him: "Hey, forget it, he is trying to anger you on purpose, if you make another move, then you can There is really no chance... How about this, I will pay you the entrance fee, but I declare in advance that I borrowed it from you, and you will have to pay it back in the future!"
"no need!"
Fang Jie thought that Duan Hanyun would agree, but the other party refused without thinking: "I'm a little poor, but at least I still have the backbone to be a man. I never owe favors!"
Fang Jie was stunned. In fact, he was such a person himself, but on the other hand, he didn't mind being owed favors by others, so occasional charity was not a big deal to him.
While Fang Jie was in a daze, Dao Cao began to provoke Duan Hanyun again: "I said you, why are you so arrogant? Is it your principles that are important, or your woman? You would rather watch your woman throw at others. Do you want to stick to the principle of not being indebted to others? That's good, Lafayette, I've identified Duan Ziling today, tsk tsk...excellent, have fun tonight!"
Hearing this, Duan Hanyun was furious immediately, the top of his head was suddenly filled with white air, gradually gathering and thickening, like a steamer, regardless of Fang Jie's obstruction, he stretched out his index finger, and performed "Sanyang Kaitai", pressing the mutton of Daocao At the middle acupoint, Dao Cao, who had been on guard for a long time, quickly shrank his bald head, took advantage of the situation, and pointed out a finger of true energy, directly shooting at Duan Hanyun's dantian, which is a move "carefree and carefree" in the Shaolin 72 special skill "Removing Worry Finger". .
However, after the two fought, they made it difficult for Fang Jie who was standing between them. Brushing against his belly button, Fang Jie, whose life was seriously threatened by conditioned reflex, immediately took a step back and used the left and right cloud piercing hands to take advantage of the situation. The two fell to the ground in an instant.
"Hey! Fighting in the street, injuring two people in a row, I will be sentenced to two months in prison, or handed over to..."
Before the police officer who came out of nowhere finished speaking, Fang Jie threw a 3000 tael gold ticket casually, and said, "It's up to me, it's none of their business, I paid their fine in advance .”
The NPC officer couldn't help curling his lips, put away the gold ticket, and walked away cursingly, while Fang Jie smiled and helped the two people who looked shocked, and asked with concern: "Are you...are you okay?" ? Just now, it was really a last resort, and maybe the shot was a bit heavy."
Duan Hanyun shook his head dully, and after Daocao stayed for a long time, he said, "What kind of martial arts did you use just now? Why is it faster than our fingering attack? Master! Peerless master! Brother Tianming... No, Brother Tianming can't hide Lu, I admire you!"
Upon hearing this, Duan Hanyun, who was still in shock, couldn't help but sneered. Obviously, this was not because he looked down on Fang Jie, but because he looked down on Dao Cao who flattered him. He felt that this person was too spineless.
Fang Jie glanced at Duan Hanyun with a smile and said: "It's useless to have backbone alone. You can't even cover your own woman, so what are you talking about? If you don't want to accept my charity, I won't force it. He is not a generous person, but I still suggest that you think about it carefully."
After saying this, Fang Jie patted Daocao on the shoulder again, and said with a smile: "You have nothing evil in mind, just a little lecherous, you know who he is, why are you trying to anger him on purpose? He is arrogant, I It’s the same with you, you’d rather lose your life than poke someone’s spirit, why bother? Let’s stop talking nonsense, what’s the matter, can’t you get in? I’m just looking for a partner!”
"Go! Of course I will! As I said, I..."
Dao Caoben wanted to get angry with Duan Hanyun again, but before he finished speaking, a guard at the gate of Lichun Court suddenly ran over, glanced at the three of them, and said to Duan Hanyun: "Your name is Duan Hanyun? Miss Duan Ziling is affectionate, you can free Enter!"
"Eh?" The three of them were stunned at the same time, but the experienced Dao Cao was the first to react, and sighed: "This kid is really blessed!"
"How do you say that?" Fang Jie was very surprised, Duan Hanyun was also confused, but the expression on his face was much better than before.
"Girls who participate in the fashion show have the right to invite one person to enter the venue for free." Daocao sighed quietly: "Oh, it seems that they still care about each other, but since they care, why bother to make such a fuss? It's inexplicable!"
"Heh, why worry about other people's affairs!" Fang Jie looked at Duan Hanyun thoughtfully, patted the shoulders of the two with a smile and said: "Let's go, since the problem is solved now, let's go in together Look, the two of you are not acquainted with each other, so stop making trouble after entering!"
Daocao touched his bald head with a smile, and did not speak, while Duan Hanyun gave Fang Jie a blank look, thanking Fang Jie for helping him out earlier, if it wasn't for Fang Jie, he would have been wanted by the government earlier, how could there be such a thing for free? The opportunity to enter, after temporarily suppressing the conflict, the three of them walked into the Lichun courtyard together with their own thoughts.
(End of this chapter)
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