Farmer's wife: My wife is a bit wild
Chapter 235 General Gu who is "not as good as pigs and dogs"
Chapter 235 General Gu who is "not as good as pigs and dogs"
General Gu searched every room in the house, but did not see Su Ran.
Instead, when she went to Wen's house to look for it, she beat it out with a feather duster.
General Gu, who had a big bag on his head, could only go back to the door in the end, and if he couldn't, tie up his daughter again!
But just as he was about to walk to the gate, a girl's lazy voice suddenly came from the kitchen door, "Who are you looking for?"
Hearing this, General Gu is as smart as a tiger.
Immediately turned to look at the owner of the voice, Su Ran was right.
Seeing Su Ran, General Gu's anger was immediately ignited, and he ran over angrily to sneak Su Ranti out to make amends to his daughter.
By the way, he had to quickly get rid of his daughter's jumping and jumping problems.
But he seems to have neglected two people.
Lu Xiaobao and Xiao Zirui are standing beside Su Ran and staring at him.
Want to mention his mother and sister?
Let's go through their level first! !
In the next second, General Gu also started dancing, the difference from Gu Jingyao is...
Gu Jingyao danced so selflessly that she didn't even know who she was, but General Gu's mind was very clear.
Everyone saw General Gu dancing and shouting, "What poison did you two bastards poison me? Hurry up and cure me!"
The two little ones had their faces covered.
Lu Xiaobao asked Zi Rui, "Did you poison him?"
Kid Rui was extremely innocent, "I didn't."
General Gu was furious, "You fart, you didn't poison me, how could I dance non-stop?!"
Kid Rui carefully took out two small yellow talisman papers from his pocket, stared at them for a long time, and murmured more innocently:
"I just drew a dancing child on the talisman paper, it really wasn't poisoned~"
General Gu has been fighting at the border all year round, and he has never seen any kind of tactics. The talisman paper technique in Xiao Zirui's hands is all left over from his play.
But who ever thought that he could still suffer from this? !
He yelled to tell Zirui to burn the talisman quickly!
Because only by burning the talisman paper can this spell be released.
Little Zirui's big eyes filled with tears when he scolded him.
Turning to look at Su Ran, she blinked aggrievedly, as if asking, "Sister, can I give it to him?"
Su Ran smiled and waved to Zirui, "Zirui is back."
The boy Rui ran back and threw himself into her arms.
Seeing this, General Gu immediately yelled at Su Ran, "You, hurry up, burn the talisman paper in that little bastard's hand."
Su Ran didn't even look at General Gu, squatted down and touched Zirui's little head, and asked softly, "Does Zirui want to unlock the talisman for him?"
As he spoke, he gave Zirui a naughty wink.
Kid Rewidden.
Soon, as if he understood something, he burst into tears with a "wow".
Crying, and uttering inarticulately, "Wow, sister, I'm not my little bastard!"
Everyone present estimated that except for Su Ran and Lu Xiaobao next to him, no one could hear what he said "wow" clearly!
Su Ran wiped the teardrops off Zirui's face distressedly and comforted him more cooperatively, "Oh, Zirui won't cry, Zirui won't cry."
"Our boy Rui is not a bastard!"
Xiao Zirui climbed up the ladder, "Wow, I'm not a bastard, the real bastard is the one who says I'm a bastard!!"
Su Ran...
This was beyond her expectation.
General Gu next to him couldn't hold back and almost fell.
Fortunately, Gu Yunting came to support him in time.
However, General Gu, who had just gained a firm foothold, began to dance again with his eye-catching dance.
The appearance of an old man in his 50s dancing...
Hey!
For the first time, General Gu discovered that dancing was more tiring than fighting, and it was even more irritating.
He didn't know whether it was tired or angry, he felt like he was going to be out of breath.
Su Ran came up with another word of wisdom, "Zi Rui is right, that scolding guy is worse than a bastard!"
Hearing this, Lu Xiaobao couldn't help shouting, "Isn't that why pigs and dogs are inferior?!"
This is a word he just learned a few days ago, and it suddenly came in handy.
General Gu fell backward in anger.
In other words, now that things have come to an end, General Gu finally understands a truth.
You can't have hard things with the little guy, it's really soft and not hard.
He began to coax the kid Rui pretending to be submissive.
But boy Rui doesn't like this at all!
And I want to ask which set the boy Rui eats?
Just then Lu Xiaobao said suddenly, "Our kid Rui's talisman paper is very expensive, and most people don't sell it."
"Seeing that you are so good at flattering today..."
"Ah, no, we can sell it to you because you are so good at speaking."
"But at this price..."
As he said that, he ran to Zi Rui's side again, and the two little ones were muttering something, after a long while...
Lu Xiaobao stretched out a little finger.
General Gu heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that what he stretched out was a little finger.
The child asked him for money?How much can it cost?
One finger!
It's only one or two silver at most.
He immediately responded heartily, "It's easy to say, it's just a..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Xiaobao who was listening suddenly said, "1 taels of silver!"
The next second, General Gu fainted.
When he wakes up.
When he opened his eyes, his goal was Lu Xiaobao who had been staring at him all afternoon.
Seeing that he finally woke up, Lu Xiaobao immediately yelled, "Ah, old Gu woke up, old Gu woke up!"
General Gu's heart attack panicked.
Why did he sleep and wake up with an extra name?
Soon someone came in from outside the door, but it was none other than Zirui.
Little Zirui held a piece of paper with writing in his hand, and rushed in like the wind.
He stopped in front of General Gu's bed and began to read the content on the paper.
There is no other content.
That is, the two talisman papers of Xiao Zirui are worth 1 taels each, and the two pieces are 2 taels. Now that they have been burned, it is equivalent to selling them to General Gu.
That being the case, General Gu owed them 2 taels.
Awaiting signature.
General Gu wanted to play tricks, but the talisman paper was gone anyway, so there was no evidence.
Kid Rui was not afraid that he would play tricks, so he calmly held up the paper in his hand and showed it to General Gu.
"It doesn't matter, there is old Gu's finger on it as proof, it doesn't matter if you don't sign it."
Anyway, he came here just to tell Old Gu that signing or not is secondary.
General Gu...
Where did these villains come from! !
General Gu on this side was instantly in debt, while Gu Jingyao on the other side was so ashamed by what she had done but fainted after returning to normal.
Casually grabbing a handkerchief from the hand of the little maid beside her to cover her face, she ran back to Gu's mansion in desperation.
But, do you think she just let it go?
No, no, she first went to Madam Gu to complain.
I thought Mrs. Gu loved her so much, she would definitely punish Su Ran and those two little guys for herself, but in the end...
However, Mrs. Gu didn't even see her, and asked her personal nurse to send her away directly.
She ran to look for Mrs. Liu again, but found that Mrs. Liu was not at home either.
In the end, he could only go to his two older brothers.
Gu Juncheng and Gu Jun'an.
Gu Yuncheng's leg was broken some time ago and he still hasn't healed yet. Gu Jun'an is also a nerd, and he only knows how to read when he has nothing to do all day long.
Gu Jingyao ran to Gu Juncheng's room, and Gu Jun'an happened to be reading a book next to her.
She cried and told her two elder brothers about the grievance of dancing today.
...
...
(End of this chapter)
General Gu searched every room in the house, but did not see Su Ran.
Instead, when she went to Wen's house to look for it, she beat it out with a feather duster.
General Gu, who had a big bag on his head, could only go back to the door in the end, and if he couldn't, tie up his daughter again!
But just as he was about to walk to the gate, a girl's lazy voice suddenly came from the kitchen door, "Who are you looking for?"
Hearing this, General Gu is as smart as a tiger.
Immediately turned to look at the owner of the voice, Su Ran was right.
Seeing Su Ran, General Gu's anger was immediately ignited, and he ran over angrily to sneak Su Ranti out to make amends to his daughter.
By the way, he had to quickly get rid of his daughter's jumping and jumping problems.
But he seems to have neglected two people.
Lu Xiaobao and Xiao Zirui are standing beside Su Ran and staring at him.
Want to mention his mother and sister?
Let's go through their level first! !
In the next second, General Gu also started dancing, the difference from Gu Jingyao is...
Gu Jingyao danced so selflessly that she didn't even know who she was, but General Gu's mind was very clear.
Everyone saw General Gu dancing and shouting, "What poison did you two bastards poison me? Hurry up and cure me!"
The two little ones had their faces covered.
Lu Xiaobao asked Zi Rui, "Did you poison him?"
Kid Rui was extremely innocent, "I didn't."
General Gu was furious, "You fart, you didn't poison me, how could I dance non-stop?!"
Kid Rui carefully took out two small yellow talisman papers from his pocket, stared at them for a long time, and murmured more innocently:
"I just drew a dancing child on the talisman paper, it really wasn't poisoned~"
General Gu has been fighting at the border all year round, and he has never seen any kind of tactics. The talisman paper technique in Xiao Zirui's hands is all left over from his play.
But who ever thought that he could still suffer from this? !
He yelled to tell Zirui to burn the talisman quickly!
Because only by burning the talisman paper can this spell be released.
Little Zirui's big eyes filled with tears when he scolded him.
Turning to look at Su Ran, she blinked aggrievedly, as if asking, "Sister, can I give it to him?"
Su Ran smiled and waved to Zirui, "Zirui is back."
The boy Rui ran back and threw himself into her arms.
Seeing this, General Gu immediately yelled at Su Ran, "You, hurry up, burn the talisman paper in that little bastard's hand."
Su Ran didn't even look at General Gu, squatted down and touched Zirui's little head, and asked softly, "Does Zirui want to unlock the talisman for him?"
As he spoke, he gave Zirui a naughty wink.
Kid Rewidden.
Soon, as if he understood something, he burst into tears with a "wow".
Crying, and uttering inarticulately, "Wow, sister, I'm not my little bastard!"
Everyone present estimated that except for Su Ran and Lu Xiaobao next to him, no one could hear what he said "wow" clearly!
Su Ran wiped the teardrops off Zirui's face distressedly and comforted him more cooperatively, "Oh, Zirui won't cry, Zirui won't cry."
"Our boy Rui is not a bastard!"
Xiao Zirui climbed up the ladder, "Wow, I'm not a bastard, the real bastard is the one who says I'm a bastard!!"
Su Ran...
This was beyond her expectation.
General Gu next to him couldn't hold back and almost fell.
Fortunately, Gu Yunting came to support him in time.
However, General Gu, who had just gained a firm foothold, began to dance again with his eye-catching dance.
The appearance of an old man in his 50s dancing...
Hey!
For the first time, General Gu discovered that dancing was more tiring than fighting, and it was even more irritating.
He didn't know whether it was tired or angry, he felt like he was going to be out of breath.
Su Ran came up with another word of wisdom, "Zi Rui is right, that scolding guy is worse than a bastard!"
Hearing this, Lu Xiaobao couldn't help shouting, "Isn't that why pigs and dogs are inferior?!"
This is a word he just learned a few days ago, and it suddenly came in handy.
General Gu fell backward in anger.
In other words, now that things have come to an end, General Gu finally understands a truth.
You can't have hard things with the little guy, it's really soft and not hard.
He began to coax the kid Rui pretending to be submissive.
But boy Rui doesn't like this at all!
And I want to ask which set the boy Rui eats?
Just then Lu Xiaobao said suddenly, "Our kid Rui's talisman paper is very expensive, and most people don't sell it."
"Seeing that you are so good at flattering today..."
"Ah, no, we can sell it to you because you are so good at speaking."
"But at this price..."
As he said that, he ran to Zi Rui's side again, and the two little ones were muttering something, after a long while...
Lu Xiaobao stretched out a little finger.
General Gu heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that what he stretched out was a little finger.
The child asked him for money?How much can it cost?
One finger!
It's only one or two silver at most.
He immediately responded heartily, "It's easy to say, it's just a..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Xiaobao who was listening suddenly said, "1 taels of silver!"
The next second, General Gu fainted.
When he wakes up.
When he opened his eyes, his goal was Lu Xiaobao who had been staring at him all afternoon.
Seeing that he finally woke up, Lu Xiaobao immediately yelled, "Ah, old Gu woke up, old Gu woke up!"
General Gu's heart attack panicked.
Why did he sleep and wake up with an extra name?
Soon someone came in from outside the door, but it was none other than Zirui.
Little Zirui held a piece of paper with writing in his hand, and rushed in like the wind.
He stopped in front of General Gu's bed and began to read the content on the paper.
There is no other content.
That is, the two talisman papers of Xiao Zirui are worth 1 taels each, and the two pieces are 2 taels. Now that they have been burned, it is equivalent to selling them to General Gu.
That being the case, General Gu owed them 2 taels.
Awaiting signature.
General Gu wanted to play tricks, but the talisman paper was gone anyway, so there was no evidence.
Kid Rui was not afraid that he would play tricks, so he calmly held up the paper in his hand and showed it to General Gu.
"It doesn't matter, there is old Gu's finger on it as proof, it doesn't matter if you don't sign it."
Anyway, he came here just to tell Old Gu that signing or not is secondary.
General Gu...
Where did these villains come from! !
General Gu on this side was instantly in debt, while Gu Jingyao on the other side was so ashamed by what she had done but fainted after returning to normal.
Casually grabbing a handkerchief from the hand of the little maid beside her to cover her face, she ran back to Gu's mansion in desperation.
But, do you think she just let it go?
No, no, she first went to Madam Gu to complain.
I thought Mrs. Gu loved her so much, she would definitely punish Su Ran and those two little guys for herself, but in the end...
However, Mrs. Gu didn't even see her, and asked her personal nurse to send her away directly.
She ran to look for Mrs. Liu again, but found that Mrs. Liu was not at home either.
In the end, he could only go to his two older brothers.
Gu Juncheng and Gu Jun'an.
Gu Yuncheng's leg was broken some time ago and he still hasn't healed yet. Gu Jun'an is also a nerd, and he only knows how to read when he has nothing to do all day long.
Gu Jingyao ran to Gu Juncheng's room, and Gu Jun'an happened to be reading a book next to her.
She cried and told her two elder brothers about the grievance of dancing today.
...
...
(End of this chapter)
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