i am roger

Chapter 1 Obtaining Piao Piao Fruit
When the morning dew hit Xiang Han's face, the boy who had just given birth slowly opened his eyes.

Looking at the towering forests and lush bushes around him, Xiang Han couldn't accept it for a while.

"I must be dreaming, yes, it must be so!"

However, when he slapped himself twice and felt the burning pain, Xiang Han knew it was real and it was not a dream.

While panicking, Xiang Han tried his best to recall everything that happened before.

"What the hell is going on here! Shouldn't I go on a sex date? Why did I come to this ghostly place? It's really a fucking dog. It seems that my mother is right. It's not appropriate to fight Leitian."

After venting a burst of resentment, Xiang Han began to sit on the ground decadently.With his eyes wide open, he simply didn't think about anything, but his growling stomach kept protesting.

"I know you're hungry, but I can't help it! I'm not familiar with the place here, where can I find something to eat for you!"

However, as soon as the words fell, a monkey broke into Xiang Han's field of vision.

Swallowing lightly, Xiang Han said, "I never kill! But, I'm so hungry!"

Suddenly, Xiang Han found the big apple in the little monkey's hand, a big purple apple.

"Little guy, if you give me the apple in your hand, I won't eat you! How about it?"

The little monkey didn't respond, and looked straight at Xiang Han with both eyes.

"If you don't speak, it's your acquiescence! Well, now I'm going to get closer to you, don't regret it!" As he said, Xiang Han moved towards the little monkey little by little, for fear of being accidentally slipped away by it.

"Look at my fierce tiger pouncing on its prey!" Xiang Han slammed at it as he roared in his heart.It's a pity that the little monkey's super speed made Xiang Han act like a dog eating shit.

"Little guy, don't run away, give me a big apple!"

In this way, one person and one monkey walked through the dense jungle.And that little monkey seemed to be playing with Xiang Han, running and stopping, scorning Xiang Han's shit-like speed.

"My God, I'm going to die! Oh, I'm really dead!"

With a loud cry, Xiang Han fell backwards, motionless.

Seeing this, the little monkey who didn't know the routine hesitated for a while.Seeing that Xiang Han was not moving, he wanted to step forward to find out the truth.

Unfortunately, curiosity kills.No, curiosity killed the monkey.

The moment the little monkey approached, Xiang Han yelled, which frightened it so much that the apple in its hand dropped immediately.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Xiang Han rolled over and snatched it into his hands.

"Hey, **** bastard, play with the old driver, be tender! How dare you play me? Hmph, I'll clean you up when I'm full!"

Then, Xiang Han wolfed down the big purple apple.

"I wipe it, why does it smell like white radish, no, it's green radish... Fuck, why does it smell like shit."

The more he ate, the more disgusting he became, and Xiang Han almost vomited it out.Unfortunately, in order to survive, he still ate everything with tears in his eyes, not even a core left!
"God, I'm a modern-day Robinson Crusoe, I really... admire myself, hiccup!"

However, at this moment, Xiang Han noticed the wolf-like eyes of the little monkey.

Xiang Han was speechless for a while.

"I said big brother, why don't you accept me? If you don't accept it, let's practice and see who hurts! Bark! Bark! Kill you!"

Under Xiang Han's majesty, the little monkey was scared away.

"Cut, coward, come back if you have the ability, and grill you!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiang Han felt the ground tremble slightly.

"What's wrong? Will there be an earthquake?"

When he was in doubt, a gorilla suddenly appeared in front of Xiang Han.And the little monkey from before was sitting on its shoulder, showing off its might.

"Uh, brother monkey, is this your relative? Why don't you introduce yourself!"

"Roar--"

With a roar, Xiang Han ran away and turned on his extreme speed mode.

"Big brother, I was wrong, stop now! Why don't you grab an apple, and as for killing me, I'll show you that my buddy is doing well, and I'll pay you a basket!"

While running, Xiang Han found that his body was getting lighter and lighter, and finally he broke off the ground.

"Fuck, what the hell is this, I actually flew up, nice!" Trying to stabilize his figure, Xiang Han looked back.

"Brother Monkey, come here, fly if you have the ability, haha!" As he said that, Xiang Han's body suddenly felt heavy.

"Damn it, no, what a joke!" After several struggles, Xiang Han finally controlled the force.

"Brother Monkey, I'll come see you another day! I'm going home first, bye!" After speaking, Xiang Han soared into the sky, soaring among the blue sky and white clouds.

Looking down from a high altitude, Xiang Han was shocked.

At this time, an island was embraced by the sea.At the end of the sea, a morning light slowly rises, which looks extraordinarily beautiful.

"Where is this? An uninhabited island? What's going on with my body! Ah! It's annoying!"

Suddenly, Xiang Han found the fishing boats on the coast, and his heart burst into ecstasy.

"Ah! It's good to have someone! It's good to have someone! I can know how to go home if there is someone!"

Leaping through the forest, Xiang Han came to the golden beach.

As soon as he took off his feet, Xiang Han cheered, "Hi, hello, I want to ask..."

Suddenly, the water covered his knees, and Xiang Han immediately felt weak all over.A sense of exhaustion hit his whole body, and Xiang Han fell heavily into the sea water!

"Gululu, Gululu..." Looking at the increasingly blurred sky, Xiang Han felt extremely desperate.

"If I can drown in such a place, I'm nothing! Forget it, just die, if you die, you can go home!"

When succumbing to fate, a pair of big hands pulled Xiang Han out of hell.

At that moment, Xiang Han swore that those hands were the most beautiful hands he had ever seen, even though there was a lot of body hair on them.

Being taken to the soft sandy beach, Xiang Han coughed for a while.

"Hey, are you also capable?"

The voice came into his ears, and Xiang Han frowned slightly, "Girl? No! That hand just now... Oh, it turned out to be two people!"

Flicking his hair, Xiang Han revealed his handsome face with a slightly vicissitudes.

The man was seen with long straight pink hair and was wearing denim overalls.White half-sleeved shirt, dark red short boots, and heart-shaped lipstick. I have to say, the girl is really beautiful.Especially the two big chicken legs in her hand, so Xiang Han couldn't pull them out.

"Sexy sister Yu? Hehe, my dish!"

However, the next second, the girl showed a hellish expression.

"you you you you you……"

"Me? What's wrong with me? Ah, let me introduce myself, my name is..."

"Don't come here!"

With a cry, Xiang Han knew the seriousness of the matter.And the strong man next to the girl has also fainted from fright at this moment, unconscious.

"Do I look so scary? Look at you one by one!"

When the eyes collided, Xiang Han saw deep fear, it was not an act.

Hurrying to take a few steps back, Xiang Han slowly explained: "You don't have to be afraid, I won't hurt you! Besides, Miss, you may have misidentified the person!"

After a long time, three words came out of the girl's mouth.It was these three words that broke Xiang Han's heart of returning home.

"One Piece!"

　(A work of conscience, don’t spray it if you don’t like it)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)