The guardian of the king of hero league

Chapter 397 Crazy Advertising
However, the stubborn Lin Fan did not give up, he always had this perseverance, and murmured: "I don't believe there is no normal station?!!!"

While pressing the switch button hard
"Same man, different choices! Shaanxi XX Medical Hospital."

After the domineering opening remarks, a man in a suit said vigorously: "For andrology, I choose Shaanxi XX Medical Hospital!"

Next, a farmer wearing a waistcoat unique to farmers in northern Shaanxi said in Shaanxi dialect: "For andrology, I choose Shaanxi XX Medical Hospital!"

While Lin Fan kept pressing the switch button, another man dressed like a worker said, "For andrology, I choose Shaanxi XX Medical Hospital!"

Just when Lin Fan was about to be brainwashed, the remote control finally worked.

Lin Fan saw a woman wearing a wedding dress appear on the screen, Lin Fan thought: Although it is still an advertisement, it should be a wedding dress advertisement~ If not, it will be a photo studio advertisement~
It's a pity that Lin Fan is really too young.

That woman, holding her forehead with her slender hand, had a charming expression, exactly like those coquettish sluts outside, and said sadly in an ecstatic tone: "The clothes are dirty~"

At this time, the camera turned, and a man in a suit and leather shoes held a bouquet of bright roses in his hand, as if swearing: "I will wash it!"

The woman seemed to be still not satisfied, and said again in a tiresome tone: "I have a gynecological disease~"

How can you back down at a time like this?A man should stand up bravely like the man in the advertisement and shout loudly: "I'll take you to XX Medical Hospital~"

So the two hugged happily together.

Lin Fan was completely dumbfounded~
But Lin Fan's persistence once again defeated his reason. He didn't turn off the TV, but completed the feat of switching channels before "What can you do in 3 minutes" came out again!

This time it was changed to a Flash animation, and Lin Fan finally let go of his worries. The Flash animation should be an animation, it’s better than those weird advertisements.

never expected!It was indeed unexpected! Flash animations are also notable for advertisements! ! !It's an advertisement! ! !What a crazy ad! ! !
In the picture, the girl is holding a calendar and counting continuously, just like a kindergarten class - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Then, Lin Fan heard the girl say something unbelievable: "Oh~ It's been a week~ Why haven't you come~"

Hearing the tone of the boudoir-like woman, Lin Fan had an ominous premonition in his heart: Could it be another
At this time, the screen changed, and an unknown creature flew in from the window. Why is it called an unknown creature? It looks like a magpie, a pigeon, and a crow~
In the end, the unidentified creature started to speak out: "Congratulations~ You are pregnant!"

And like ten thousand flies, they kept repeating this sentence.

Lin Fan immediately realized that it was an advertisement!The cliff is another ad!So I pressed the channel change button with the speed of thunder and jingle bells, but unfortunately, the old remote control failed again at this critical moment~
Immediately afterwards, the girl pretended to be shy, and blushed on her face: "It's so annoying! Bad magpie! I don't want it yet~"

Lin Fan suddenly realized!That unknown creature Teemo is a magpie!It is a magpie that will announce good news!The good news is not called, but the standard outrageous Mandarin!

Next, next!

What if you don't want it?

Knock it out!

So the question is, where to fight?
Since it is an advertisement, spread it widely, and the answer is clear——XX Medical Hospital
That's right!It's it again!Another amazing hospital!
Lin Fan was a little bit crazy, but he is the kind of person who becomes more courageous when frustrated!A person who exerts the spirit of never giving up and never giving up to the limit!A person who adheres to the core values ​​of socialism with five stresses and four beauties!Can not give up!
Lin Fan kept telling himself!Can not give up!

So he pressed the switch button full of sins again
This time, it was obvious that he was much taller. A man's face appeared on the screen. That face was as sharp as a knife, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He was so handsome at grandma's house!

The stone in Lin Fan's heart finally let go, this is a movie~
At this time, the narrator's deep and sexy voice came: "Are you happy?"

Lin Fan seemed to be very angry, and actually took up the narration: "My surname is not Fu, my surname is Lin~"

The man pondered for a long time, his melancholy eyes and stubble beard gave off a strong post-modern color, just like Caravaggio's oil painting, with clear light and dark.

"I'm not happy."

The narration sounded again, with the same recipe, the same taste, low and low like the bells of an old castle hidden in the mist: "Then, is she happy?"

The man fell into thinking again, and the melancholy breath broke through the screen, rushing towards Lin Fan.

Lin Fan seemed to feel the philosophy of life, and began to think about the meaning of "happiness".

In the end, the man on the screen said melancholy: "She is not happy either."

Lin Fan's heart felt as if he had been hit hard by a hammer. With that powerless feeling, he began to sympathize with this man. He was unhappy, and his lover was also unhappy. What a tragic story.

Just when Lin Fan was overflowing with sympathy and was about to cry, the narrator suddenly raised his voice, pulling Lin Fan back to reality!
The narrator almost exhausted all his strength and shouted: "Come to XX Health Center Hospital! XX surgery! XX surgery! The second one is half price~"

This time, Lin Fan really wanted to give up. He slumped on the sofa exhaustedly, with his hands hanging by the armrests, feeling endless despair for the first time.

Lin Fan looked down at the faded forward button that had been pressed.

Who would have expected that in Lin Fan's eyes, the forward button seemed to be mocking him crazily—a coward!You are a coward!Lusher!You are a jerk!

Can this be tolerated?

Uncle can bear it!Auntie can bear it too!Only Lin Fan couldn't bear it!
I am a living person!Once the world's number one mid laner!Got mocked by an aging forward button? ! ! !

Come again!

This time, it was finally a normal advertisement!It's an ad for the pot!

A victor's smile appeared on Lin Fan's face!Hehe, it seems that the nightmare of "hospital" that has been lingering in Lin Fan's mind has finally passed!
The advertisement of the pot is always normal!
That pot is the kind that can display the oil temperature, Lin Fan thought, it looks very high-tech!It looks so strong!It looks so cool!

It's a pity that Lin Fan forgot that women are geniuses who can change their faces, and they can change faces faster than turning the pages of a book!
All I saw was that woman holding her husband's hand, pestle it into the oil pan, and pestle it into the boiling oil pan!
Her husband squeaked and yelled in pain, as miserable as that yell was, as sad as it was sad.

Then the woman held the pot that can display the oil temperature, faced the camera, and said with a happy face: "Since I have XX automatic oil temperature pot, I don't need my husband to test the oil temperature anymore~"

Then the two embraced together with sacred, solemn, and blissful faces!Together!rise!
Lin Fan was completely dumbfounded!
Do not!
It's not just people who are stupid!
At this time, Lin Fan's three views have completely collapsed, and in Lin Fan's mind, a terrible disaster is happening
Time passed by every minute and every second, and "3 minutes" sounded again on the TV. Lin Fan showed what he thought was the most bitter smile, a smile that was more bitter than Huang Lian's. Finally, he pressed down the red one on the remote control. key.

Hey~
The TV had already been turned off, but Lin Fan's mind kept echoing those brainwashing advertisements, lingering like ghosts.

Lin Fan stared blankly at the remote control.
Just give up?
Lin Fan kept asking himself in his heart.

Just throw in the towel?
Lin Fan began to question himself.

What about Lin Fan who never gave up?What about the God of Killing who killed all directions in the arena?

Once again, Lin Fan picked up the remote control, mustered up his courage, and pressed the red power button.

The cruel woman who used her husband's hand to test the temperature of the oil is gone, this time it's a phone talk show.

To be precise, it was an advertisement disguised as a telephone talk show.

On the other end of the phone: "Hello, Professor Zhang?"

"Yes!"

"Professor Zhang! I am calling to thank you specially! Thank you so much! Ever since I took this capsule you recommended to me, my life is full of hope!"

"Oh?"

"My wife stopped arguing with me! Thank you so much!"

"Where~where~ capsules are good. I wish you a happy life and happiness."

Next, another connected listener.

On the other end of the phone, a man's voice came intermittently: "Professor Zhang~ I.I.I."

Lin Fan was stunned, the audience was me, me, me, me for 3 minutes! What can you do in 3 minutes!Such a precious 3 minutes can eat a third of an apple and drink a half cup of coffee! ! !

Then Professor Zhang began to show off his amazing enlightenment ability, another 3 minutes!Now only a third of the apples are left.

Under Professor Zhang's enlightenment, he finally opened his heart and uttered a man's cry from the deepest part of his heart: "Professor Zhang! I don't want to live anymore!!!"

Professor Zhang calmly replied in a confident voice: "Washing rice and digging (tell me why?)"

"My wife just had a big fight with me, and she ran away from home~ She thinks I'm thin and short, with little time, and poor! I really don't want to live anymore! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

"Don't be afraid! We are here to solve such problems! XX capsules, three courses of treatment will make you a man's hero again! Three courses of treatment will let you regain the dignity that belongs to men! Just need."

Lin Fan pressed the red button again.

In the end, Lin Fan chose twenty shots. This was the first twenty shots in his life!
GG! ! !

Under the crazy advertising campaign, Lin Fan finally gave up.

He raised his eyes wearily, and looked at Ruan Xu who was sitting on the side with dull eyes that seemed to be hollowed out.

"Xiao Xu, Brother Xiao Fan, I'm sorry! Wait for me a moment, I need to talk to these TV stations about my life!" Lin Fan stood up and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes quietly.

Those tears are to commemorate his collapsed three views
Ruan Xu stood up and grabbed Lin Fan's arm: "Brother Xiao Fan! Don't be impulsive, you have more important things to do!"

Lin Fan shook his head desolately: "No! I must go! This is for myself and for the vast masses of the people in the land of Sanqin!"

"I really can't go! What if Uncle Gong and the others find out you made a big mess?" Ruan Xu quickly dissuaded Lin Fan when he saw Lin Fan's seriousness.

Lin Fan stretched out three fingers silently: "Xiaoxu, give me 3 minutes! You can only eat one-third of the apple in 3 minutes! I only need 3 minutes to solve them, tremble."

　When I lived in Xi’an for a period of time, the advertisements were really brainwashing, but there were many good ones, but the advertisements were too long. The favorite was WWE. The commentary was very exciting. I couldn’t get used to the urban drama at first, but I got used to it. Will be addicted later.
　　Your dreams are guarded by me!Thank you brothers for your support!Thanks!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)