Chief don't slap in the face
Chapter 166 God of Cookery
Chapter 166 God of Cookery
"Come on, raise your glass!"
As the great chief, Xia Ye recited the toast without hesitation.
"Welcome to the Lingquan Meizi of the spring water. Her joining will make Chaoge no longer have to worry about disease and pain. I believe that she will become the number one healing heroine of the Chaoge tribe!"
Quan Meizi had never experienced such an occasion before, listening to the impassioned words of the great chief, her emotions also fluctuated violently.
No one has ever valued himself so much!
Chaoge's No. [-] hero and heroine, sounds amazing!
"Come on, cheers, cheers to our heroine!"
Xia Ye said loudly, he looked sincere, but in his heart, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.
These words are really sour, but the effect is powerful. The inexperienced Izumi Miko was put on her head by this series of high hats, and she immediately felt a little swayed.
"Come, the second cup, toast our polymath deer..."
Xia Ye was about to bite the bullet and start the second cup of flattery, but when he looked at Lu Lingxi, he suddenly couldn't continue.
Because Lu Niang was looking at him with a half-smile.
"Ha ha!"
Xia Ye was super embarrassed, yes, how could the wise Lu Niang not see through such a trick.
"I am very grateful to Chaoge and the great chief for their hospitality. I respect Chaoge for this cup!"
Lu Lingxilan has a heart, and can't bear to see Xia Ye embarrassed, so she saves him from the siege.
When the wine enters the throat, a slight sourness spreads on the taste buds, and after that, there is a sweetness worth aftertaste. It is called wine, but it is actually called juice.
"Delicious!"
Miko Izumi commented.
"My vineyard should usher in a bumper harvest this autumn, and then everyone will pick grapes and make wine together!"
Xia Ye smiled and looked at the girls: "Whoever brews delicious wine is entitled to name them. Not only will I sell them to other tribes and make a fortune, I will give dividends to the wine master, and I will also sell them to other tribes." As Chaoge's wine of victory, it is given to the warriors who return in triumph!"
"Really?"
"Master of Brew?"
"No one is allowed to rob me!"
Not to mention the three little guys, Leimu, Quan Meizi, and Song Guo, even Jia Duo, couldn't help but be tempted to name wine by himself. It's so cool to imagine.
"Great chief, pay attention to your manners!"
Elena gave advice.
"Ha ha!"
Lu Lingxi smiled, don't look at what Elena said was to pay attention to manners, in fact Xia Ye did not lose his composure, the subtext of the Great Prophet's words was to make Xia Ye pay attention to his words.
Xia Ye is the great chief, and if it is said, it will cost a fortune. If it is spread, if it is not fulfilled, it will be a great blow to the reputation.
What is wine?It is a luxury that only nobles can afford. It is imported from the Western Regions and only a few tribes can brew it. The price is extremely high.
Let everyone brew, doesn't it mean that Xia Ye wants to disclose the brewing technology?What's the difference between this and a prodigal son?
"Aunt Elena, don't be nervous, it's just wine!"
Xia Ye pouted.
"puff!"
Lu Lingxi laughed, but Elena couldn't help but rolled her eyes, you're so angry.
"In summer, you have to drink cold beer. In winter, you have to drink white wine. By the way, white wine goes better with dumplings. How do you say that, dumplings are wine, the more you drink, the better!"
Xia Ye poured wine for everyone: "By the way, pretend to be a boss, you must drink Remy Martin!"
"What horse?"
Rem didn't hear clearly.
"Head!"
Song Guo added: "Remy Martin!"
Elena and Lu Lingxi looked at each other, frowned slightly, and shook their heads. These seemed to be drinks, but they had never heard of them before!
"Fortunately I'm smart enough!"
Looking at the two confused great prophets, Xia Ye secretly smiled. He wasn't showing off, but like throwing bait, he purposely aroused Lu Lingxi's interest and pressed her to Chaoge!
"Okay, let's eat vegetables, it won't taste good when it's cold!"
Xia Ye gave Siang Guo a color.
How can Song Guo care about Xia Ye, that sweet and sour ball, it was the first time for little Lolita to see it, she couldn't wait to grab a piece, and threw it into her mouth.
Sweet and sour, really delicious!
"Ah, delicious!"
Izumi's cheeks were already full.
In fact, both Rem and Izumi didn't need to eat, and even if they ate, they wouldn't be able to replenish their vitality, but the dishes made by Xia Ye were so delicious that they couldn't refuse them at all.
"How is this done?"
Lu Lingxi added a green vegetable, smelling the fragrance from it, took a small bite, and was a little surprised.
The cooking technique of this era is steaming, boiling and stewing, and it is often served in a big pot. Not only does it look good, but the taste is also extremely similar.
Looking at Xia Ye, just chewing is also a kind of enjoyment.
"saute!"
Xia Ye informed.
"It must be an untold secret, right?"
Lu Lingxi is a reserved person, this sentence is to imply that Xia Ye should stop talking.
"It's not difficult. When I did it just now, the cook has been learning from the side. If you do it a few times, you will probably be proficient."
Xia Ye shrugged his shoulders. His goal is to become the great chief, but he is not a chef. Let alone serving guests, he just talks about himself. If you want to eat, you can't always cook by yourself, right?
The great chief should also have the style of the great chief, and the maid must be indispensable!
Elena immediately stood up and saluted Xia Ye.
"Your generosity and magnanimity make even the sun ashamed!"
Elena couldn't be more moved.
"Xia Ye, spreading these skills of yours will change the food culture of this era, and you will become the God of Cookery!"
Lu Lingxi praised.
"Ghost, you eat too fast!"
Song Guo complained.
"Hey, it's so delicious, I can't help it!"
Master Ghost was eating so much oil, he glanced at Xia Ye, saw that he didn't blame him, and immediately picked up another piece of roasted lamb leg.
"Hey Nima, this condiment is actually produced in Taoyuan Township, why didn't I know?"
Thinking of this, Master Gui burst into tears. I have lived in vain for decades. If I had known earlier, I would definitely eat kebabs every day.
"Eat slowly, there is still a kitchen!"
Xia Ye asked Master Ghost to come to the table, in fact, to show his broad mind to Quan Meizi and Lu Lingxi, he even treats a mountain ghost so kindly, don't you all feel moved and want to stay?
Lu Lingxi is a beautiful woman with great self-control. After tasting those meat dishes, she no longer touches them. It is the river fish tofu soup that fascinates her.
"Is it made of soybeans?"
Hearing Xia Ye say that this kind of tender and slippery tofu is made of soybeans, Lu Niang was surprised. This is common people's food, because if you eat too much, you will fart. The nobles never eat it, and they use it to feed war horses.
"The cook knows how to do it, go ask them!"
In Taoyuan Township, in addition to rice fields, there are also many soybeans planted for the low-level mountain ghosts to eat. When Xia Ye found out, he burst into laughter.
Soybeans are an important raw material. With them, Xia Ye can extract soybean oil and make soy sauce, while tofu is just the most boring product.
Thanks to the chef's uncle, Xia Ye can cook these things. If he hadn't been admitted to university, he might have been a chef.
Yi Liwei was hungry, so she went to the kitchen. I have to say that Xia Ye is an extremely generous person when it comes to eating, which even made Yi Liwei admire.
If other tribes would definitely control the food tightly, no one would even want to eat an extra bite, but in Chaoge, if you are hungry, you can go to the kitchen to ask for food.
As soon as the straw curtain in front of the kitchen was lifted, Yi Liwei was stunned. There were about twenty young girls crowded in the kitchen, looking for food, but they subconsciously avoided making any noise.
"you……"
Yi Liwei was stunned, sniffed, and subconsciously looked at the kitchen counter.
"Shh, come in!"
Lily greeted, one of them didn't pay attention, a hand was stretched out from the side, and a piece of braised pork was taken from the bowl she was holding.
"You're going to die, that's mine!"
Lily complained.
"Keep your voice down, and if you attract others, we will share even less."
"I don't care, whoever grabs the lion's head from me is my enemy for life!"
"Yesterday you said I was your darling!"
"Sorry, my darling today is braised pork!"
The girls twittered and ate their mouths full of oil.
"Is it that delicious?"
Yi Liwei knows that Xia Ye's cooking is good, but it can't be like this?Because they grew up together, we all shared joys and sorrows, starved together, and shared together, but today, they actually quarreled so fiercely.
But after tasting a piece of braised pork, Yi Liwei immediately rushed to the pot and joined the fight.
"Elivy..."
Lily screamed.
"Sorry, today my darling is also called braised pork!"
Yi Liwei was confident.
This dinner, except for Lu Lingxi and Elena, the rest of the people had a big belly, and they all collapsed on the ground, motionless.
"Help me up, I can still eat!"
Song Guo saw that there was a damaged sweet and sour ball left on the plate, and was about to start, but Quan Meizi had already caught it first.
"You want to eat?"
Even though she said that, Izumi Miko didn't mean to give in at all, and stuffed it directly into her mouth.
"Hee hee, you've been tricked. I saw it just now. Big brother made a cake, so there will be dessert later for you to eat. The cake is mine!"
Song Guo made a V sign and smiled proudly.
This meal, because it was so delicious, the guests and hosts had a great time eating it. The only mistake was that the spring girl's breasts were too big. If she didn't pay attention, she would knock over the wine glass, hit the dinner plate, and when she was serving food , and scratches the desktop.
After all, Mimi Izumi had never eaten at a table before, so she was very embarrassed. After eating, her sackcloth clothes were soaked in red wine and clinged to her body.
This kind of dinner is a kind of torture for Xia Ye's big bird. Fortunately, the wooden table is heavy enough. If one side is pushed up, it will be embarrassing.
"Play poker!"
Song Guo and Lei Mu cheered shoulder to shoulder, and even Miko Izumi, who had only played for half an afternoon, also shouted, there is no way, the power of Chief Dou is too great.
"It's a pity we can't play together!"
Sagittarius is a pity.
"I'm going on patrol!"
Jia Duo voluntarily withdrew.
"Need not!"
Taking advantage of the hot wine, it is natural to continue to build closer relationships, so Xia Ye took out his carefully carved mahjong tiles.
"what is this?"
Looking at the 'Yaoji' pattern on a mahjong tile, Song Guo smiled and asked, "Is this a little parrot?"
The poisonous tongue parrot that was eating bread crumbs immediately came over.
"This is called mahjong tiles, come on, I'll teach you how to play!"
Xia Ye didn't know, he released a 'devil' for entertainment, mahjong tiles known as women's friends, not for nothing!
Do you like to watch this kind of warm and humorous daily life?If you don’t like to read it, write less in the future, if you like to read it, then add more!
(End of this chapter)
"Come on, raise your glass!"
As the great chief, Xia Ye recited the toast without hesitation.
"Welcome to the Lingquan Meizi of the spring water. Her joining will make Chaoge no longer have to worry about disease and pain. I believe that she will become the number one healing heroine of the Chaoge tribe!"
Quan Meizi had never experienced such an occasion before, listening to the impassioned words of the great chief, her emotions also fluctuated violently.
No one has ever valued himself so much!
Chaoge's No. [-] hero and heroine, sounds amazing!
"Come on, cheers, cheers to our heroine!"
Xia Ye said loudly, he looked sincere, but in his heart, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.
These words are really sour, but the effect is powerful. The inexperienced Izumi Miko was put on her head by this series of high hats, and she immediately felt a little swayed.
"Come, the second cup, toast our polymath deer..."
Xia Ye was about to bite the bullet and start the second cup of flattery, but when he looked at Lu Lingxi, he suddenly couldn't continue.
Because Lu Niang was looking at him with a half-smile.
"Ha ha!"
Xia Ye was super embarrassed, yes, how could the wise Lu Niang not see through such a trick.
"I am very grateful to Chaoge and the great chief for their hospitality. I respect Chaoge for this cup!"
Lu Lingxilan has a heart, and can't bear to see Xia Ye embarrassed, so she saves him from the siege.
When the wine enters the throat, a slight sourness spreads on the taste buds, and after that, there is a sweetness worth aftertaste. It is called wine, but it is actually called juice.
"Delicious!"
Miko Izumi commented.
"My vineyard should usher in a bumper harvest this autumn, and then everyone will pick grapes and make wine together!"
Xia Ye smiled and looked at the girls: "Whoever brews delicious wine is entitled to name them. Not only will I sell them to other tribes and make a fortune, I will give dividends to the wine master, and I will also sell them to other tribes." As Chaoge's wine of victory, it is given to the warriors who return in triumph!"
"Really?"
"Master of Brew?"
"No one is allowed to rob me!"
Not to mention the three little guys, Leimu, Quan Meizi, and Song Guo, even Jia Duo, couldn't help but be tempted to name wine by himself. It's so cool to imagine.
"Great chief, pay attention to your manners!"
Elena gave advice.
"Ha ha!"
Lu Lingxi smiled, don't look at what Elena said was to pay attention to manners, in fact Xia Ye did not lose his composure, the subtext of the Great Prophet's words was to make Xia Ye pay attention to his words.
Xia Ye is the great chief, and if it is said, it will cost a fortune. If it is spread, if it is not fulfilled, it will be a great blow to the reputation.
What is wine?It is a luxury that only nobles can afford. It is imported from the Western Regions and only a few tribes can brew it. The price is extremely high.
Let everyone brew, doesn't it mean that Xia Ye wants to disclose the brewing technology?What's the difference between this and a prodigal son?
"Aunt Elena, don't be nervous, it's just wine!"
Xia Ye pouted.
"puff!"
Lu Lingxi laughed, but Elena couldn't help but rolled her eyes, you're so angry.
"In summer, you have to drink cold beer. In winter, you have to drink white wine. By the way, white wine goes better with dumplings. How do you say that, dumplings are wine, the more you drink, the better!"
Xia Ye poured wine for everyone: "By the way, pretend to be a boss, you must drink Remy Martin!"
"What horse?"
Rem didn't hear clearly.
"Head!"
Song Guo added: "Remy Martin!"
Elena and Lu Lingxi looked at each other, frowned slightly, and shook their heads. These seemed to be drinks, but they had never heard of them before!
"Fortunately I'm smart enough!"
Looking at the two confused great prophets, Xia Ye secretly smiled. He wasn't showing off, but like throwing bait, he purposely aroused Lu Lingxi's interest and pressed her to Chaoge!
"Okay, let's eat vegetables, it won't taste good when it's cold!"
Xia Ye gave Siang Guo a color.
How can Song Guo care about Xia Ye, that sweet and sour ball, it was the first time for little Lolita to see it, she couldn't wait to grab a piece, and threw it into her mouth.
Sweet and sour, really delicious!
"Ah, delicious!"
Izumi's cheeks were already full.
In fact, both Rem and Izumi didn't need to eat, and even if they ate, they wouldn't be able to replenish their vitality, but the dishes made by Xia Ye were so delicious that they couldn't refuse them at all.
"How is this done?"
Lu Lingxi added a green vegetable, smelling the fragrance from it, took a small bite, and was a little surprised.
The cooking technique of this era is steaming, boiling and stewing, and it is often served in a big pot. Not only does it look good, but the taste is also extremely similar.
Looking at Xia Ye, just chewing is also a kind of enjoyment.
"saute!"
Xia Ye informed.
"It must be an untold secret, right?"
Lu Lingxi is a reserved person, this sentence is to imply that Xia Ye should stop talking.
"It's not difficult. When I did it just now, the cook has been learning from the side. If you do it a few times, you will probably be proficient."
Xia Ye shrugged his shoulders. His goal is to become the great chief, but he is not a chef. Let alone serving guests, he just talks about himself. If you want to eat, you can't always cook by yourself, right?
The great chief should also have the style of the great chief, and the maid must be indispensable!
Elena immediately stood up and saluted Xia Ye.
"Your generosity and magnanimity make even the sun ashamed!"
Elena couldn't be more moved.
"Xia Ye, spreading these skills of yours will change the food culture of this era, and you will become the God of Cookery!"
Lu Lingxi praised.
"Ghost, you eat too fast!"
Song Guo complained.
"Hey, it's so delicious, I can't help it!"
Master Ghost was eating so much oil, he glanced at Xia Ye, saw that he didn't blame him, and immediately picked up another piece of roasted lamb leg.
"Hey Nima, this condiment is actually produced in Taoyuan Township, why didn't I know?"
Thinking of this, Master Gui burst into tears. I have lived in vain for decades. If I had known earlier, I would definitely eat kebabs every day.
"Eat slowly, there is still a kitchen!"
Xia Ye asked Master Ghost to come to the table, in fact, to show his broad mind to Quan Meizi and Lu Lingxi, he even treats a mountain ghost so kindly, don't you all feel moved and want to stay?
Lu Lingxi is a beautiful woman with great self-control. After tasting those meat dishes, she no longer touches them. It is the river fish tofu soup that fascinates her.
"Is it made of soybeans?"
Hearing Xia Ye say that this kind of tender and slippery tofu is made of soybeans, Lu Niang was surprised. This is common people's food, because if you eat too much, you will fart. The nobles never eat it, and they use it to feed war horses.
"The cook knows how to do it, go ask them!"
In Taoyuan Township, in addition to rice fields, there are also many soybeans planted for the low-level mountain ghosts to eat. When Xia Ye found out, he burst into laughter.
Soybeans are an important raw material. With them, Xia Ye can extract soybean oil and make soy sauce, while tofu is just the most boring product.
Thanks to the chef's uncle, Xia Ye can cook these things. If he hadn't been admitted to university, he might have been a chef.
Yi Liwei was hungry, so she went to the kitchen. I have to say that Xia Ye is an extremely generous person when it comes to eating, which even made Yi Liwei admire.
If other tribes would definitely control the food tightly, no one would even want to eat an extra bite, but in Chaoge, if you are hungry, you can go to the kitchen to ask for food.
As soon as the straw curtain in front of the kitchen was lifted, Yi Liwei was stunned. There were about twenty young girls crowded in the kitchen, looking for food, but they subconsciously avoided making any noise.
"you……"
Yi Liwei was stunned, sniffed, and subconsciously looked at the kitchen counter.
"Shh, come in!"
Lily greeted, one of them didn't pay attention, a hand was stretched out from the side, and a piece of braised pork was taken from the bowl she was holding.
"You're going to die, that's mine!"
Lily complained.
"Keep your voice down, and if you attract others, we will share even less."
"I don't care, whoever grabs the lion's head from me is my enemy for life!"
"Yesterday you said I was your darling!"
"Sorry, my darling today is braised pork!"
The girls twittered and ate their mouths full of oil.
"Is it that delicious?"
Yi Liwei knows that Xia Ye's cooking is good, but it can't be like this?Because they grew up together, we all shared joys and sorrows, starved together, and shared together, but today, they actually quarreled so fiercely.
But after tasting a piece of braised pork, Yi Liwei immediately rushed to the pot and joined the fight.
"Elivy..."
Lily screamed.
"Sorry, today my darling is also called braised pork!"
Yi Liwei was confident.
This dinner, except for Lu Lingxi and Elena, the rest of the people had a big belly, and they all collapsed on the ground, motionless.
"Help me up, I can still eat!"
Song Guo saw that there was a damaged sweet and sour ball left on the plate, and was about to start, but Quan Meizi had already caught it first.
"You want to eat?"
Even though she said that, Izumi Miko didn't mean to give in at all, and stuffed it directly into her mouth.
"Hee hee, you've been tricked. I saw it just now. Big brother made a cake, so there will be dessert later for you to eat. The cake is mine!"
Song Guo made a V sign and smiled proudly.
This meal, because it was so delicious, the guests and hosts had a great time eating it. The only mistake was that the spring girl's breasts were too big. If she didn't pay attention, she would knock over the wine glass, hit the dinner plate, and when she was serving food , and scratches the desktop.
After all, Mimi Izumi had never eaten at a table before, so she was very embarrassed. After eating, her sackcloth clothes were soaked in red wine and clinged to her body.
This kind of dinner is a kind of torture for Xia Ye's big bird. Fortunately, the wooden table is heavy enough. If one side is pushed up, it will be embarrassing.
"Play poker!"
Song Guo and Lei Mu cheered shoulder to shoulder, and even Miko Izumi, who had only played for half an afternoon, also shouted, there is no way, the power of Chief Dou is too great.
"It's a pity we can't play together!"
Sagittarius is a pity.
"I'm going on patrol!"
Jia Duo voluntarily withdrew.
"Need not!"
Taking advantage of the hot wine, it is natural to continue to build closer relationships, so Xia Ye took out his carefully carved mahjong tiles.
"what is this?"
Looking at the 'Yaoji' pattern on a mahjong tile, Song Guo smiled and asked, "Is this a little parrot?"
The poisonous tongue parrot that was eating bread crumbs immediately came over.
"This is called mahjong tiles, come on, I'll teach you how to play!"
Xia Ye didn't know, he released a 'devil' for entertainment, mahjong tiles known as women's friends, not for nothing!
Do you like to watch this kind of warm and humorous daily life?If you don’t like to read it, write less in the future, if you like to read it, then add more!
(End of this chapter)
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