The most popular king in the world

Chapter 180 I wish you happiness
It's absolutely impossible not to explain. With Leizi's tight mouth, I'm afraid An'an will know the embellished version from him as soon as he puts down the phone, right?
Reminiscent of the "truth" processed by Lei Zi's brain, passed through An An's mouth, and relayed to her best friend Dong Li's ears, Shao Yang felt that if he didn't explain clearly, he might go back and wait for him to come in. Will it be a 40-meter-long sword?
"I said Leizi, where are you thinking? What wild food? Let me tell you, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! Do you know that it will kill people?" Shao Yang resolutely defended himself after the analysis , but listening to Lei Zi's ears, he felt a guilty conscience of being caught.

"Okay! Why don't you explain, they are all men, who doesn't know who? Even if there are cats in the world who don't eat fish, there won't be men who don't steal fish, I understand!" Lei Zi suppressed a smile , put on an attitude that I understand you very well.

"You know a fart! Don't use your dirty thoughts to speculate on a person of noble character like me! Let me warn you, Lei Zi, if you dare to go out and talk nonsense, I won't spare you when you go back! No! You don't need to go back, I will kill you after a while." Do it yourself, write two episodes of the script for Gu Qiang, and kill you!" As a last resort, Shao Yang could only use such a trump card, and he didn't believe that Gu Qiang could not cure him with his own script.

"Don't! Shao Yang, Brother Yang! I was wrong, I was shameless and dirty! Don't help the evil, your cousin, it's already difficult to deal with now, if you add fuel to the flames from the side, then I will still be alive today." Just now he forced me to introduce two beauties to him." Lei Zi faltered on the spot when he heard that, kneeling down quickly.

"Isn't it just sleeping with a girl? What's the big deal? Besides, people left things with you, obviously on purpose, to let you see things and think about others, why are you still struggling? Just keep them gratefully." Well, I have collected a lot of good things, and I will show you around some other day."

Shao Yang only felt that his brain was bouncing. At this moment, he already regretted calling Lei Zi. You can't tell if you are indifferent to this soul.

Fortunately, Lei Zi was not useless at all, he finally gave a good solution: "If you don't want to have anything to do with this girl, it's okay to return the things to her. After all, you still have A housekeeper, those coquettish sluts outside are also very difficult to get a position."

"Let me tell you again, I didn't!" Shao Yang almost yelled this sentence into the phone receiver, and now he is very angry.

"I admit that I did take the wrong girl's box. After I opened it, a bed of clothes was scattered. I left this thing when I was packing up. Now you must give me an idea, or pick a piece of Feng Shui yourself. Good cemetery, I'll send you on your way when you get back!"

Seeing that Shao Yang seemed to be in a hurry, Lei Zi couldn't joke with him anymore, this kid is really tender-skinned, as long as you have the guts to think about it with your ass, you don't dare to do things behind Dong Li's back!
snort!It's not as good as your cousin. Although the fat man is also a coward with lust but no guts, at least he has this heart.Where is it like you, who was trapped by Dong Li at such a young age, and lost so much joy in life.

I think so, but naturally I can't say it like this: "Okay, don't you just want to return the things to the girl, and you are afraid of embarrassment when you meet? Let me tell you, it's because you think too much." 'Have you heard that? You don't have that nasty idea, you haven't done any disgusting things with that thing, so what's the matter with the girl in person? Are you afraid she will bite you?"

Being robbed by Lei Zi, Shao Yang also felt that he was thinking a little too much about this matter: "This...Isn't it embarrassing! Then tell me, I'll just go to the door and pay it back?"

"Damn it! Boss, are you stupid? If I tell you, you will believe it? Forget it, I won't follow you, our brain circuit is not on the same channel. If you are like this, find out if there is any phone for running errands nearby. Find something in an opaque bag and wrap it in an opaque bag. Wouldn’t it be over if someone delivered it for two dollars? It’s really impossible to find out about the courier in the same city! What a big deal!” Lei Zi’s tone was full of contempt for Shao Yang, He had never seen such a clueless person.

"That's right! Why didn't I think of that?" Shao Yang was immediately cleared up after being reminded by Lei Zi.

Lei Zi curled his lips on the other end of the phone, and without losing the opportunity, he said to Shao Yang again: "Because you are stupid! You are like a stupid roe deer, and such a small thing can make you so worried. After all, you didn't take anyone What is that thing for?"

"Get out!" Shao Yang almost ran away again!
"Got it! Can't I get out? It's true that you use people to go forward and don't go back. Why are you all so virtuous? Aren't I kind? I want to tell you that if you really do something, remember to wash it up for others Dry it, don't worry, there won't be any traces!" Compared with before, Lei Zi is really skinny now, knowing that Shao Yang can't stand such teasing, he still can't help but say this to tease him on purpose.

The busy tone of 'beep' sounded, and Shao Yang had already hung up the phone decisively, probably because he felt that if he continued to talk to Lei Zi, his blood vessels would explode.

Lei Zi didn't care about this, his face was full of cheap smiles, he took his mobile phone and went to the big party at night, but he agreed to introduce beautiful women to that fat man Gu Qiang.

After thinking about it, Lei Zi felt that he was also quite sad, how could one or two of his cousins ​​be like this, so he decided to eat himself like this?Besides, Gu Qiang, that fat man, is just a master who can only enjoy his mouth. If he really introduces a beautiful woman to him, he dare not do anything. It is a waste of resources.

On the other side, Shao Yang has already contacted the front desk of the hotel with the internal phone in the room, asking if the hotel has a service to help guests send items.After getting an affirmative answer, Shao Yang specially asked the front desk to ask the waiter to bring up a black opaque bag.

Soon, a young waitress knocked on the door of Shao Yang's room. Before opening the door, Shao Yang put on a mask and sunglasses and covered himself tightly, looking like a complete pervert.

As a result, the waitress was quite dedicated, and she didn't care why Shao Yang armed herself so tightly. As a waiter in a star hotel, she still had this basic professionalism, and she definitely couldn't casually pry into the privacy of the guests.

However, when Shao Yang asked the waiter to give him the bag so that he could pack the things, the waitress asked to check the consigned items and refused to give in at all.

Regarding this point, in fact, Shao Yang also understands that it is a very reasonable thing to check whether the sent items are legal.

In desperation, Shao Yang had no choice but to pass the palm-sized object to the waitress, but to Shao Yang's surprise, she didn't show any abnormal behavior. After carefully inspecting it through a transparent plastic bag, the waitress The waiter took the initiative to put the things away and put them in the black paper bag he carried with him.

After confirming the delivery address with Shao Yang and leaving the recipient's phone number, the waiter said that because it is a courier in the same city, the item will be delivered soon, and the cost will be calculated in the room when checking out. Ferry.

Shao Yang was quite satisfied with this answer and the waiter's professional performance.After this matter was settled, Shao Yang also went out with the suitcase, called the car rental company, and informed them to send someone to pick up the car from the hotel, and after paying the rent downstairs, he took a taxi and went straight to the airport.

When checking out, Shao Yang discovered that the previous Xiaoxiao intra-city delivery service charged as much as 100 yuan.This is not only far higher than the value of the delivery itself, but also much more expensive than ordinary express companies or errand services.

But it is a star hotel after all, and they send someone to help you out, so the fee is quite reasonable.The most important thing is that the 100 yuan is spent, and it saves me the embarrassment of directly facing Xiao Zheng, which is worth the money.

The cost of the car rental company has been settled through the APP on the mobile phone. It has to be said that in the era of big data, the development of technology has indeed brought infinite convenience to people's lives, and it has also made countless people become-more and more lazy!
Shao Yang booked the flight for tonight, and there was still time. He was sitting in the back seat of the taxi, listening to the driver in the front seat chattering about his unfortunate marriage life. The driver master.

Just when Shao Yang was wondering if he should tell the nagging master, and wanted to clean himself up, a clear and crisp notification tone suddenly came from the phone in his hand.

After unlocking the screen, Shao Yang found a private message coming in, clicked on it and saw that this private message was sent by Zheng Minhui, the content was quite simple, but full of endless ambiguity.Because this message only has two words 'hate'!
Obviously, Miss Xiao Zheng should have received her courier. Although I don't know the exact address of her home, but I know the name of the community and gave Zheng Minhui's phone number, so I don't have to worry about not being able to get in touch with the delivery person. she.Now it seems that the IQ of the brother who delivered the package should be online.

Looking at this text message, Shao Yang didn't know how to reply for a moment. No matter how slow he was, he understood that Miss Zheng had a crush on him, but he didn't mean that.

Zheng Minhui is indeed a good girl, otherwise he would not have thought of introducing her to his cousin Gu Qiang, but what the hell is this now?Do you just tell people: I'm sorry, you are a good person!But I just wanted to introduce you to my cousin?Didn't he become a scumbag who randomly issued good card?

But it's okay if I don't tell Xiao Zheng clearly about this matter?Wouldn't it be more scumbag to drag other girls not to make it clear when you know that other girls are interested in you, but you are not interested in them?
After thinking about it, Shao Yang felt that this matter still needs to be explained clearly. In the end, Shao Yang gritted his teeth and edited the following text:
Xiao Zheng, I have to apologize to you for this matter!I said I didn’t open the box earlier because I was embarrassed. In fact, when I arrived at the hotel, I opened the box and wanted to hang up the costumes.

But after opening the suitcase, I realized that we had taken the wrong luggage.The things in your box were too full, and they fell all over my bed. It happened that the person from the room service came to knock on the door. I was in a hurry and wanted to put the things back in the box, but I lost my mind. Next one.I apologize again for this.

By the way, the third episode of "The Masked Singer" has been recorded, and it should start broadcasting at this time, I hope you can continue to support me, we are friends after all, right?When I get married in the future, I will invite you to watch the ceremony.Well, do not bother you, I wish you a happy life!

After editing this text, Shao Yang checked it twice again, and finally confirmed that there was nothing wrong with it, so he clicked send.After reading this passage, Zheng Minhui must be able to understand what she meant, right?She is so icy and smart, she must be able to guess her subtext.

At the same time, Zheng Minhui was nestling on her sofa, crunching a crisp apple in her mouth, and on the coffee table in front of her was a black paper bag, next to the paper bag, in a transparent plastic bag, the lump A dark green pure cotton object lay quietly in it.

On the TV opposite the sofa, the screen of the singer's contacts drawing lots before the masked singer competition started was playing.Zheng Minhui stared at the TV, but the focus was not on it, her cheeks were so red that she didn't know what she was thinking.

Suddenly there was a 'ding dong' sound of a private message on the phone, Zheng Minhui was shocked, as if she was taken aback, then she picked up the phone and saw the long text from Shao Yang.

As the reading progressed, Zheng Minhui's flushed cheeks gradually turned pale.In the end, she put her mobile phone and apple on the tea table, embraced her two long legs curled up, and buried her head deeply in her knees.

'Silly girl!What are you thinking!You are not from the same world at all, okay!Be sober, it is impossible for Cinderella to exist in reality, and even if there is, how could it be you?It's lucky to be friends with him, isn't it? '

Zheng Minhui kept comforting herself in her heart, trying to make herself feel better. For a moment, she even felt that maybe she really needed to find a boyfriend.

At this moment, there was a melancholy singing voice on the TV: My heart is like a soft sandy beach, and my steps are messy.There were some joys and sorrows in the past, and they always went back and forth.The more people grow up, the more difficult it seems to understand each other. People are too sensitive and life is rich but disturbing...

Attracted by the singing, Zheng Minhui looked up at the TV screen, and saw the center of the screen, which was exactly what I had seen before, that ugly and cute penguin with big and small eyes, thinking that I used a marker to write in the penguin headgear The words of encouragement warmed Zheng Minhui's heart, and tears blurred his eyes little by little along with the singing.

"But I just like you! I like you so much!" During the interlude, Zheng Minhui's emotions were driven by the singing, and she finally shouted out of control, as if her voice could penetrate the screen and be heard by the person on the TV Same.

After shouting, Zheng Minhui's turbulent emotions were also vented. Although she still felt uncomfortable, her emotions were much more stable than before.Hearing the chorus of this song, Zheng Minhui finally showed a wry smile on his face: "I like you! It's just...in this world, there is probably someone more suitable for you than me! I wish you happiness!"

When Shao Yang was queuing up to change his boarding pass, his phone rang again. He took out his phone and looked down. The message was from Zheng Minhui, with only four words: I wish you happiness!
All of a sudden, a man and a woman who were in two different places in the same time and space had a knowing smile almost at the same time!

(End of this chapter)