The revival of Shu Han

Chapter 154 War and Peace ([-])
The probation system, which began in the time of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, was the only channel for the children of ordinary people to enter the bureaucracy under the hereditary official position system of the nobility.But in China, an official-based society, there are too many people who want to be officials, and the channel is too narrow.Therefore, the competition among them is extremely fierce.

In order to win the competition of thousands of troops crossing the single-plank bridge, the people of that era racked their brains and came up with many shocking things.And the so-called "lying on the ice and begging for carp" is just a drop in the ocean.

Although Wang Xiang was born in Langya, his surname is Wang.But he is far away from the real Langya Wang's bloodline.Therefore, his family was poor when he was a child.In order to finally become a high official, he really worked hard.

First acted with my stepmother: the stepmother abused him in various ways, and he was filial in various ways (at that time, in order for the family members to be officials, it was really necessary for the whole family to be actors).After that, he came up with the plot of "Lying on the Ice and Seeking Carp"... After 20 years of such activities, Wang Xiang, who has perfected his acting skills and completely reached the level of actor, finally gained a great reputation.Although I didn't enter the bureaucratic system until I was in my 40s, the speed of my rise can be called a rocket!
It's a pity that the Shu Han, whose mainstream thoughts are Guan Zhong and Xunzi, dislikes this kind of actor the most.And the time traveler?Hehe, he has watched your tricks for thousands of years, and he only thinks that your skills are not enough and your acting skills are too bad!

Therefore, it was a tragedy for Wang Xiang, who took the initiative to put his face on him to beg for abuse. After tonight, the title of "Fire Cloud Cthulhu" who "burns wherever he goes" will probably be with him for the rest of his life.The "24 filial piety" that later generations will make people feel creepy is destined to lose one filial piety.

And Wang Rong, who was born in the authentic Langya Wang family, couldn't understand Wang Xiang, a commoner, who used the name of the Langya Wang family to bluff and cheat everywhere all day long.So, he was laughing out loud at this time, it was really on purpose.

The 80-year-old Wang Xiang almost fell to the ground.He roared tremblingly: "Zhuzi is rude, the old man moved the heavens with his sincerity and filial piety back then, causing the ice to crack naturally, and the carp jumped out by itself..."

"Oh~~~ That's it, but Xiu Zhenggong, as a subject, isn't the greatest filial piety to the king? Your filial piety to your mother can move God, but why can't your loyalty to the king move God?"

To put it simply, Guan Yi has never taught it, and it is purely self-imposed.But it is vicious to the extreme: your filial piety to your mother moved the heaven, which made the heaven give you a carp.But your loyalty to Sima Gong did not move the heavens - the heavens did not let this expedition to Shu succeed, not to mention the whole army was wiped out.Therefore, your loyalty to Sima Gong is false!
Now the question is coming, are you admitting that the thing about lying on the ice and begging for carp was false, and thus ruined your reputation?Or did you admit that you were not loyal to Sima Gong, so that Sima Gong exiled your three clans?

Well, stop talking.Now Wang Xiang's only choice is to pretend to faint.

Then, the meal is uneatable.Sima Wang also heaved a sigh of relief: Another savings.

But the diplomatic relations between the two countries, no matter how small the matter is, it is not a matter of a meal at all.

From that night on, Comrade Wang Xiang's nickname of "Fire Cloud Cthulhu" spread like wildfire.The entire Cao Wei scholastic community laughed at the old man for throwing himself to an international height.I was also very upset in my heart: We are a big country in the Central Plains, and it is okay for our celebrities to have sex by ourselves.How can a young man from a small country in Western Shu be washed away like this?
So, there was a second banquet.

This time the master is Jia Chong, and everyone knows whose will he represents.Therefore, no matter how reluctant Cao Wei's celebrities are, they have to join in - in fact, after what happened the night before yesterday, everyone wanted to improve their reputation by cleaning up the envoys of Xishu.

On February [-], a banquet was held in Jia Chong's mansion to entertain the envoys from Xishu.Celebrities from Cao Wei's side all attended.

"Hahahahaha, Uncle Ling, it's all up to you tonight! In the past, the late emperor was defeated in Dangyang. If the prime minister hadn't gone to Soochow to fight against the Confucians, the late emperor might have died in Dangyang. So, Ling Uncle, tonight, let those famous metaphysics have a good experience of the dialectics taught to you by your brother!"

"Hey, it's just that the eunuch can't go on a mission in person because of his status, otherwise these guys will all be smashed into powder by the eunuch... As for me, I don't have enough skills, so let's make them into lumps!" Well, in Fuling After staying in the county for seven years, Li Mi, who was originally Fang Zheng, also learned badly.

"...Ouch~~~ Ling Bo, you are so disgusting."

Ma Jie watched the two guys teasing each other out of key, not nervous at all.My heart was full of anger: We didn't simply go to have a meal, this is a major matter related to the face of the country.

Who made him not live with Guan Yi (so ambiguous), in Guan Yi's view, this kind of communication on a diplomatic occasion is nothing more than a great political significance.As for political significance, if you pay attention to it, it is everything, and if you don't pay attention to it, it is nothing.As the two elders of the Fuxing Society, Jian Jian and Li Mi certainly have the same views on this.

What's more, this verbal battle may not mean nothing.

Under the guidance of the officials of Honglu Temple, a group of three people came to Jiachong Mansion, entered the lobby and took a look, ho!There are so many people tonight.

"Yizhou Jian Wushuang, Li Lingbo, Ma Zhongying arrived~~~"

Because Fei Yi's joke "The phoenix comes to soar, and the unicorn spits out its breasts" has been widely circulated, so this time the celebrities of Cao Wei did not hold on to their airs.After hearing the roll call at the door, they all stood up and bowed their hands towards Jian Jian and the other three.

After the two parties saluted and saluted, they took their seats.Jia Chong entered the main seat: "The three envoys have worked hard from afar. How much time will it take to start from Chengdu?"

"I'm sorry, Lord Lao. It took me [-] days to arrive in Luoyang from Hanzhong."

"Well, I'm a guest from afar, three please, Yin Sheng!"

"Thank you, Gonglugong, please, please, drink and win!"

After drinking for three rounds, the next step is one-on-one persuasion, and at the same time, it is also the beginning of the attack.

"Wang Chen of Taiyuan, invite the three envoys to drink."

"It turned out to be Wang Chudao who was determined to write Wei Shu, and he has admired him for a long time."

"Hiss~~ Did Wushuang even know that Shen is writing Weishu in Western Shu?"

"Of course, my colleague Chen Shou and Chen Chengzuo are now compiling "Three Kingdoms" in Yizhou. I often hear Chengzuo mention the name of Chu Dao."

"Oh, it turns out that my way is not alone! In fact, I also heard that Wei Zhaowei Hongsi of Soochow is also compiling the "Book of Wu". I really can't wait to see the two comrades."

This, the topic seems to have been taken awry.Aren't you, Wang Chen, responsible for the opening shot?How come you forget your original mission when you hear that someone is writing a history book with you?
"Hmph! May I ask you three, which Three Kingdoms is the "Three Kingdoms" compiled by your colleague Chen Chengzuo?"

Wang Chen, who was in high spirits, was forcibly penetrated, and of course he was very upset.But he still remembered which country he was from, so he didn't express anything else, but said to Jian Jian and others: "This is Runan, Qiao and Changyu."

"Oh, it turned out to be a thousand-foot-long pine. I have admired it for a long time."

Qianzhang pine is the praise He Qiao received from famous scholar Yu Yi when he was young.Li Mi brought this out to speak, first of all to ease the atmosphere.

It's a pity that He Qiao is still young at the moment, so he doesn't care about Li Mi's overtures, and still asks persistently: "Excuse me, Uncle Ling, which are the Three Kingdoms?"

"Well, which Three Kingdoms does Changyu think it should be?"

"Of course it is..." He Qiao just wanted to answer, but he came to his senses immediately after opening his mouth: First, the Great Wei did not recognize that the Shu Han and the Eastern Wu were each a country.Second, there is now a strange-shaped embryo in Da Wei's belly-Jin Guo.So which Three Kingdoms this "Three Kingdoms" is, really can only be understood but not expressed in words.

"Isn't Ling Bo too rude? I'm asking you!"

"Oh, of course. The three kingdoms are the kingdom of heaven, the kingdom of earth, and the kingdom of man. The kingdom of heaven has passed away and will soon cease to exist in the world. The kingdom of earth has land and no one, and manors are densely covered. There are evil gods driving animals to cultivate the land. Those who live in the country will have the land to the tiller, and everyone will be free."

Depressed, although everyone can hear that Li Mi is ridiculing that Cao Wei is about to die, and he also stepped on Soochow and strongly praised Shu Han.But none of you present could refute it—who would dare to say that Wei Guozuo has lived for thousands of years?

"Hehehe, dare to ask Uncle Ling, where is this country? Who is the lord's name?"

"Dare to ask?"

"I am Wen Xi Pei Xiu."

"Ah, it turned out to be Duke Ji Yan. If you dare to ask Lord Ji Yan, have you ever heard where the kingdom of heaven is? Who owns the kingdom of heaven?"

"Unheard of."

"Hehehe, the prefect of my family said something in the past. There is a country in the southwest of Yizhou called Shendu. Its people believe in a single god called Brahma. , everything in the world will disappear. Therefore, where the three kingdoms of heaven, earth and man are, they are all in a dream..."

(End of this chapter)