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Chapter 81 I beg you, stop pretending

Qing Yi rolled his eyes at him, as if to say: I believe in you, you bastard, you are a very bad old man...

Who doesn't know, you are the number one Beep King in the Eight Desolation...

With a full-level number, I like to run to the novice village to pretend to be cute and play when I have nothing to do.

Is this interesting?

How do you let those novices play?No gaming experience at all.

"Okay, I beg you, don't pretend anymore! Give us scumbags some dignity, if you are weak, you will be broken.

Then what are we?Melt in the wind? "

Qingyi was upset.

Can't we be more honest with each other?As a superior person, you have to have the demeanor of a superior person and set an example.

If everyone learns from you and abuses food in Xinshou Village, how will they play...

Ye Qiu was left speechless, thinking: Is I really that fierce?its not right……

As a time traveler, I have been around for more than 20 years, and I am still an innkeeper.

Those who started the slowest have now become the lords of a country!

This looks like soy sauce, one without the aura of the protagonist, and two without the bonus of plug-ins, how could it be possible to rise...

Which traverser have you seen, there is no system at the beginning, no ancient holy body?
Also, when others travel through time, the marriage will be divorced as soon as they come up, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi.

Only Lao Tzu is the most mediocre, he started wandering as soon as he appeared on the stage, he didn't even see what his parents looked like, and they belched...

and many more……

As a former internet nerd, Ye Qiu suddenly realized a problem...

Generally, the protagonist has several characteristics, a tragic experience, good looks, dead parents at the beginning, and then go through all kinds of hardships, step by step, slowly rise...

The most important point is that in the fantasy world, there are a few surnames that are particularly likely to be the main characters.

Either it is Ye, or it is Xiao, Lin, Chu, etc. Among them, the surnames Ye and Xiao have the highest probability of being the protagonist...

It seems that a tradition has been formed. It is mentioned in the traveler's guide, don't provoke the person surnamed Ye or Xiao, maybe he will tell you someday.

30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor...

Or, I am the emperor of heaven, and I should suppress all enemies in the world and so on.

The more I think about it, the more frightened I become. I agree with all these characteristics...

Damn, I'm the main character?
Real hammer!
"Ahem, so to speak, I'm really good?"

Ye Qiu felt a little unrealistic. After so many years, he suddenly realized that he had become stronger, and his temperament couldn't keep up for a while.

Well, I am already so powerful, will I still use dogs in the future?

I don't know, maybe one day a more powerful one will jump out, let's wait for it, and wait until the cultivation level reaches the full level...

In fact, Ye Qiu didn't know what a full level was. From his understanding, it might be that the real full level was when he couldn't go any further.

But now he doesn't feel this way, at least... he has to produce all three Dao flowers first, right?
"Brother Ye, why don't you pretend? Why are you pretending again? You are not good, who else is good?

In fact, I'm really curious, why do you pretend to be weak when you are so strong? Is it really fun to pretend to be cute? "

Qing Yi said unhappily, she really didn't understand what Ye Qiu was thinking, he already had the combat strength of the ceiling of the world, and he still looked like I was weak.

so humble?

Ye Qiu had a headache on his face, and wanted to say, I'm really not as good as you think, I'm just a rookie, really...

Everything before was a coincidence, yes...it was deliberately arranged by the gods, I am weak...

"Hey, if it wasn't for trying to save face and insisting on pretending to be an expert, you can ask them now for some knowledge about cultivation..."

I don't understand, and Ye Qiu doesn't know what realm he is, and what realms are above him.

I've already pretended to beep, wouldn't it be embarrassing to ask at this time?

Alas, never mind, do as you please...

"Actually, it's better to keep a low profile as a human being, and you must know...the three elements of cultivating immortals.

Act in a low-key manner, develop obscenely, don't give it away...

When I came out of the Imperial City, I kept these three points in mind all the time, so I have lived till now, otherwise... how could there be an inn, and where would the present glory come from..."

Ye Qiuyi said solemnly, these three points are useful no matter which world you go to.

Really, if you don’t believe me, you have the opportunity to time travel, you can try it!

Then some people may ask, I have already remembered these three points, where can I get the opportunity to time travel?
This depends on personal chance, after all, not everyone can cross.

Qingyi looked at him amusedly, really curious about what he had experienced.

Now she understands why Ye Qiu was so cowardly when he first met...

Feelings are because of this!

Qingyi took a closer look, and suddenly realized: "Oh... I see, it turns out that this is the guide for cultivating immortals!"

I was very excited, as if I had discovered some shocking secret.

It's no wonder that there have been no rumors of anyone becoming the Emperor of Heaven for so many years. Those so-called geniuses with real feelings are scrambling around outside every day, and belching their farts accidentally.

But really smart people will only hide and practice secretly, and will not go out to pretend to beep before they have grown up.

In this way, you can ensure your own safety, and you can also develop insignificantly, preparing for a better beep in the future.

Learning is useless, learning is useless...

Seems to have discovered the truth, Qing Yi was overjoyed and thought: Hee hee, I suddenly feel that this way of cultivation is very interesting, I have to try it too...Do you want to become a fairy by sticking to it?Sounds interesting...

In addition to the excitement in her heart, what she admired more was that Ye Qiu could bear it for so long without pretending to beep, it was too embarrassing for him.

I feel like he could write a book about his experiences.

It's called, I will become a fairy in the eight wastelands?

Or, it turns out that I have reached the full level...

So inspiring!

I'll write when I get back...

"Brother Ye, to be honest, I want to ask, how do you usually cultivate? The same age, why have you already become a fairy, while I...still struggling in the sea of ​​suffering...

Do you have any tricks, tell me, I want to learn too..."

Qingyi cast her expectant gaze, the watery eyes were moving.It was also difficult for Ye Qiu to resist this temptation.

Beauty plan?
Hmph, I am a dignified full-level boss, will I fall for a cheap beauty trick like you?

What a joke.

"Actually, it's not that complicated. It's just drinking and eating! It's okay to taste a few bites of fruit, and you will break through naturally..."

Ye Qiu replied honestly, Qing Yi was stunned after hearing this.

"???"

Is cultivating immortals so simple?

How do you listen to what you mean, it feels like cultivating immortals is to eat and sleep, and then wait for a breakthrough?

Did you grow up eating dragon meat?
Qing Yi was taken aback, it was the first time in her life that she saw someone who could explain how to cultivate one's mind so simply.

Cup?

A good cup in one hand...

"Ah, I won't talk to you anymore! It's too shocking..."

Qing Yi left a word and went downstairs directly.

Suddenly she felt very inferior, and if she continued to talk, she would feel even more inferior.

Too bullying, I have never seen such unreasonable.

(End of this chapter)