Star male god my ex-husband

Chapter 1 Am I Married?

"Are you really going to kill yourself?"

"Lu Yulan" looked at the friends on the forum, and felt a little apprehensive. Interstellar women are precious, and some lethal potions cannot be purchased, and they can only choose physical suicide.

"What are you afraid of? Just let the general Lu submit. You are a woman, and you just faked suicide, so that public opinion will be biased towards you. You said it yourself. The general Lu will not give you pocket money for such deductions."

"As long as you kill yourself, everything is possible."

Very tempting, "Lu Yulan" looked at the knife in her hand and nodded, yes, now since she exposed on Xingwang.com that Lu Lu was secretly married and abused herself, and didn't give her money, she was scolded by the entire interstellar people every day , Get out, and divorce Lu Yuanhong.

Why, the Lu family has raised him for 18 years, so he should continue to support him, but he is unwilling to raise the monthly pocket money of [-] million to [-] million. Thinking of the way the Lu family was in a hurry after he committed suicide, he deserves it!
It's just that "Lu Yulan" didn't expect that she really played herself to death, and was replaced by a ray of wandering spirit in the 21st century.

"I promise you, we're divorced."

From the beginning of sleep, Lu Yulan slept restlessly, with very loud and noisy voices.

It's hard to be quiet.

A male voice appeared again, although the voice was very gentle, but Lu Yulan couldn't help getting up.

Besides, I have always been the only one who has the key to my house, so who is this who keeps chattering endlessly.

Could it be that a thief came in? The thief still watches this kind of marriage and love TV series.

Stealing is not a good thing, running into other people's houses to watch dramas, isn't it too much and inhumane, you can't reach the pinnacle of life as a thief like this.

Still the editor came over.

But the voice just now was really good, with just one sentence, Lu Yulan's skull was numb.

And divorce, I am a single dog for thousands of years, why do I get divorced?

Dream away?

Lu Yulan had just finished a draft that the editor urged her to do, and she didn't even want to lift her tired hands. It's only been a while, why is it like this.

Although the man's voice disappeared, there was always the sound of footsteps tapping. If you listen carefully, there seems to be the sound of crutches hitting the ground.

Lu Yulan was angry.

As a patient who wakes up with severe gas, I want to cry.

"It's endless, isn't it!"

I thought about this sentence in my heart, but I couldn't say it out of my mouth, I don't know what happened.

Could it be a ghost press, isn't it just occasionally dragging a draft, so it doesn't need to be so big.

The eyelids are heavy, as if held together with strong glue.

Life and death cannot be opened.

Fuck you!
Now I really don't need to sleep, there is a ghost, sleep with wool.

It took a lot of effort to open my eyes, and what I saw was darkness, pure black, without a trace of light.

What the hell?

Bengong fell asleep and went blind.

【Detected fluctuations in signs of biological activity, will wake up soon, house housekeeper Xiaomi will serve you. 】

Upon hearing this inorganic androgynous voice, the room was illuminated again.

It turns out I'm not blind, it's okay, it's okay.

Lu Yulan touched her chest with a fast beating heart.

Forehead?
There seems to be something wrong with this touch.

Where did my femininity, which is comparable to Dangshan Dali's awesomeness, go?

This stuff with only eggs, I don't want to know it.

Lu Yulan quickly walked to the only large floor-to-ceiling mirror in the room.

The face is still the same face, and each is still the same.

Even the figure is still the same.

And where did the light blue linen, nylon rope or acrylic rags, which looked no different from the hospital gown, be found and put on her body.

It's just ugly.

This made Lu Yulan, who had always shown her beauty, how could she bear it.

[It is detected that the owner is too emotional, do you need to take emergency measures. 】

"Shut up!" Lu Yulan's heart was about to burst.

[Okay, the housekeeper Xiaomi is about to go into hibernation, please give instructions if necessary. 】

Lu Yulan rested on the side of the bed with her forehead supported, thinking carefully about what happened.

But her brain may have gone with her pear.

She was obviously sleeping at home, why did she come to such a strange place.

The whole room is rendered in colorful, almost blinding kind.

Lu Yulan never thought that she would one day become a rainbow girl.

Or the editor in charge couldn't stand my procrastination and played a prank on myself.

artificial intelligence.

Will I be foolish enough to think that I have time-traveled, and then be regarded as a crazy onlooker?She won't go out.

It is estimated that experiencing this set of artificial intelligence experience will cost a lot of money, and she will make the editor in charge cry and call her father.

beg her to get out.

This is the dignity of a get up gas girl paper.

"Xiaomi, chat with me."

【Okay, Mistress. 】

"Xiaomi, why are you called Xiaomi?"

[Because the hostess likes it. 】

It's a small sample, and it's pretty good at making girls happy.

"Xiaomi, am I the most beautiful girl in the world?"

【…】

"Tell me, who is the most beautiful girl in the world!"

[As a housekeeper, Xiaomi naturally thinks that the hostess is the most beautiful. As for Xingwang, she is the most beautiful woman according to the statistics. Please wait for 2 minutes and Xiaomi will search. 】

He could talk so well that Lu Yulan wanted to buy him back. Such an interesting rainbow fart is rare.

Anyway, I was the only one in that house, so it would be nice to have a robot that eats electricity to accompany me.

Here Lu Yulan and Xiaomi chatted happily.

Suddenly there was the sound of footsteps outside the door.

Lu Yulan was still a little excited, it was time to test her acting skills.

A boy with a slightly cute and cute appearance poked his head out from the crack of the door.

Lu Yulan: ...

What about the talking man?

What about the amorous eyes of the logo?
What about the sword-like eyebrows that are like a knife, and the tall nose?

What about those thin lips?

Bad review! ! !

Lu Yulan complained wildly in her heart.

Smile on the face of the visitor.

Wait, this can't be my child!

Isn't there that kind of routine, when you wake up, the child is older than yourself.

Looking at this child, he doesn't look like himself.

Could it be that he followed the scumbag.

Lu Fangyao looked at his sister-in-law's big almond eyes that were staring at him.

I was a little scared.

My sister-in-law is not very old, but she can be a demon.

This time too, if he had to force his eldest brother to divorce and cut his wrists, he had to find out early, otherwise the scars would be left, and the sky would probably turn upside down again.

A little bit of right and wrong, selfishness, although the eldest brother won't let it be said, but Lu Fangyao actually doesn't like her sister-in-law very much.

Although the life experience is poor, it is reasonable for poor people.

This is what the world is, really.

This time, I don't know who followed the advice, insisted on divorcing my eldest brother, and even resorted to such a bad move. My eldest brother was almost prevented from going to the border by the Women's Defense Association, and he would be observed for a year.

Let's go, let's go!
Sooner or later she will suffer.

"Smash!"

Lu Yulan called out tentatively, putting on a loving face.

She thought about it for a while, and with the editor's temper, she probably wouldn't help her solve the single issue.

It could only be the son.

Lu Fangyao: ...

Sister-in-law is stimulated, is she crazy?

Who is calling to smash it!
Is there such a big thing?
If I knew this earlier, why would I file for divorce?

"Sister-in-law, I'm Fang Yao, are you confused?" After speaking, he gave Lu Yulan a sympathetic look.

"Do you want to call a doctor?"

As he said that, the other foot that hadn't stepped into the room quickly shrank back, let's call him grandpa.

I don't understand here.

I haven't waited for Lu Yulan to play the classic Erkang hand, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone.

Lu Fangyao ran out quickly.

Sister-in-law?I am married!
This fee is a bit high!
　Opening a new Wenla, I hope the little cutie can support it.

　　Originally, this article was conceived a long time ago, but due to time reasons and some of my operations were blocked, I have never appealed.

　　No way, hehe.

　　You understand.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)