Allure

Chapter 2

you are not a fish, how to know the joy of fish.

You are not stupid, how do you know what is silly.

Lei Dapeng belongs to the kind of person who lives with a sense of self and enjoys himself, but in the eyes of others, this kind of guy is often inexplicably silly.No, I didn't take a few steps back to the dormitory, and I was silly again. Although I stood there like a big upside-down pumpkin, I had a smile on my face, which was really better than the morning glory that sprang out of the school's holly bushes.

Why such an innocent smile?
Oh, I see, the rice bowl comes automatically.

I saw a thin, short guy in a school uniform, with a crew cut, and a few pimples running out of the dormitory door. At first glance, he belonged to the kind whose family background was worse than the social environment.He and Lei Dapeng are very unremarkable, this person carries two rice bowls in one hand, looks at Lei Dapeng while walking and shouts displeasedly: "Can you have some snacks by yourself, and you can't read Internet articles so that you can eat well What's the point? You don't understand the grammar, you don't have a plot, and what's worse, the paper is full of typos. At least you can read the Chinese Department, and you're not afraid of being laughed at."

"You talk about literary theory every day, but you are still being laughed at as a literary youth. What is the difference?"

Lei Dapeng cheerfully followed the short guy who came with him, his buddy in the same room and class, his surname was Si and his name was Muxian. Hearing this name is enough literary, but in fact, people are more literary than their names, and they often sigh to themselves with a bunch of Tang poems and Song poems Since Ai Huai didn't meet him, he occasionally wrote a few sour poems in the school magazine, and used the four-character pen name "Mu Xian Sheng Han". He was better than Han Han, and this matter made Lei Dapeng laugh at this literary brother as a dude.

However, sometimes water and fire are incompatible, and ice and charcoal are in the same furnace. In the eyes of everyone, the representatives of the second-handed youth and the literary youth are inseparable partners.No, the two of them hooked up shoulder to shoulder and came straight to the big restaurant. Lei Dapeng ignored Si Muxian's sourness. It's time for Boya to meet his son.

No, seeing Lei Dapeng's silly joy, Si Muxian became concerned: "Dapeng, the internship will start soon, and the graduation thesis is about to be prepared. Don't be silly all day long. Have you started yet? "

"My dear brother, it's not difficult. Find a unit for the internship and get a seal, and my dad will do it. You can do it for the thesis. Why should I be in a hurry?" Lei Dapeng gave a sour name.

Si Muxian was already used to it, and warned: "Don't just want to eat ready-made ones, I decided that I can't pamper you this time, it will harm you."

Lei Dapeng said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, I'll go to the boss, and the boss said to buy an article on Taobao."

"Plagiarism and plagiarism are all shameful. It's sad if you don't even bother to copy." Si Muxian said earnestly.Lei Dapeng glanced at Si Muxian, his ears were already callused from this kind of literary tone, he curled his lips and said in disdain: "Come on, you said last week that living in this era is sad, why is it that only me is sad today?" gone?"

Si Muxian choked when he heard it, then shook his head and said, "Forget it... Boss is right, you are from another world, so I can't argue with you."

Lei Dapeng smiled, he was really proud of his superior IQ and eloquence, although he often got red in the face, but it didn't prevent the two of them from stirring up food together, chatting and laughing as soon as they walked near the restaurant, the two of them stared at each other for a moment , stand still.

The smiles faded, the conversation stopped, and the two looked at each other with surprise in their eyes. It seemed that there was really no ready-made food today.

In front of the restaurant, a bunch of people are coaxing people who don’t know what they are looking at. A bunch of boys are blocking up in front of several double-opening glass doors, talking to the girls who came to cook. There is a chaotic crowd, crowded from the restaurant door to the On the road outside, many girls walked back with their rice bowls in frustration, whispering to each other.

problem occurs! ?Something must have happened.Lei Dapeng saw that there was a lot of excitement, left Si Muxian and went straight to the group of girls, with his ears pricked up from behind, which was much more How obscene is obscene.

"It's over... who will take the lead?" a girl whispered.

"Who knows, but it's a good thing. The master chef in the restaurant is broken, and the meal is divided among others. Seeing that the girl is pretty, I just give a few more spoons and don't swipe the card. She deserves it." Another girl said, obviously not good enough. Change the level of free food.

The girls got together and talked a lot, another one came up, pointed to the big-character poster posted in the restaurant and snickered, "Have you read it? The university newspaper said that the quality of the food is not improving, and people who eat noodles are haggard." Hua Pao Mo's heart is broken, and there will be no end to this... The inscription is a girl who can't eat enough, she is so talented. Hehe..."

Some people like to be lively, and Lei Dapeng definitely belongs to this kind of people. The more eavesdropping, the more interesting. Suddenly, a girl turned her head and almost got together with the eavesdropping Lei Dapeng. Startled, "Ah" screamed: "What are you doing?"

Seeing that she was a poor quality freckled girl, but still pretending to be frightened like a deer to protect her chest, Lei Dapeng rolled his eyes and said: "What are you calling? Does anyone believe you when you call molestation?"

The girl was immediately enraged, she bit her lower lip, rolled her eyes again, and said two words to Lei Dapeng with extreme resentment on her face: "Go...die!"

After letting out a sigh of relief, he pulled his companion and left. Lei Dapeng cut his voice and raised his head triumphantly. My brother was too lazy to argue with this inconspicuous girl.not give a damn about.But when he turned around, he couldn't find Si Muxian, he weighed his feet and looked back and forth, this brother Wen Qingxian didn't change his old problem, standing in front of the big-character poster at the entrance of the restaurant, looking at the flying and phoenix-flavored characters to figure out something.Just as they were pushing forward, a new commotion broke out, and a broken voice incited in the crowd:

"Students, we must unite, bravely unite for our milk and bread, oppose price increases, oppose dirty mess, and oppose inhuman treatment."

"...Students, it's time for us to wake up, we must bravely resist the food with Xiaoqiang..."

"Yes, we spend all our parents' hard-earned money, so why should we be exploited by them?"

"The price has been raised three times a month. That's exploitation, it's robbery. We're going to stop and stop."

There were men and women, a few inciting voices fluctuated in the crowd, but the last sentence was a very nice-looking girl who waved her fist and yelled. Lei Dapeng didn't know whether he was angry with the group, or he saw the girl, a bit of animal blood Boiling, shouting: "Okay, well said... Oppose exploitation and support strike."

With a wave of his fist, the respondent responded for no reason. Seeing the staff in charge of the cafeteria looking at the entrance of the hall, more boys raised their fists and booed: "Unite and support strike."

After a few beeps, another person took the lead in knocking on the rice bowl, beating rhythmically, and shouting in unison:

"Stop the stove...stop the stove."

"Stop the stove...stop the stove."

Tens of people, dozens of people, hundreds of people, beat and shouted, their voices overwhelmed the waves. It is really rare to see such lively scenes in these years. The rice bowls were all in Si Muxian's hands, and there was nothing to knock on, so he was itching to find a big drum to beat, so he hurried to the door of the restaurant, and went to Si Muxian to ask for the rice bowls. Reading big-character posters, being robbed of food, staring at him: "What are you doing?"

"Everyone hit the pot, give me a pot." Lei Dapeng said happily, wanting to grab a pot.Si Muxian stepped away, didn't give it away, pushed the guy and said: "Don't make a fuss, don't look at the fun now, be careful that the student office will pull out the list in the future, the boss is not here, you have to listen to me."

It seems that the name "Boss" has a bit of power. Having said that, Lei Dapeng calmed down a bit. Si Muxian pointed to the distance, and Lei Dapeng took a look. A few people in the office and the student office were hesitating, this is really not to be coaxed, it is quite interesting to follow Simuxian to look at the big-character poster and glance over it.I saw the letter:
[...Students, are you hungry?Have you had a full meal this semester?Where do we eat every day, it is simply abused, the bean sprouts in the jiacaimo are raw, the noodles used for the stewed noodles are moldy, the radish and cabbage are muddy, and such inferior dishes often make Xiaoqiang... They have the audacity to increase the price of such inferior dishes... Students, are you swollen? How long will you have to endure it? ...For our health, for our poor Wei Ke and the hard-earned hard-earned money of our parents, unite...]

The characters are ugly, comparable to Lei Dapeng's appearance, and the arts and sciences are also general, so explicit and radical, Si Muxian shook his head greatly.After a few glances, they were all decrying the cafeteria. Several big-character posters were pasted up. Lei Dapeng looked back at Si Muxian, who was very excited, and said with disdain: "What's the point of this? Let's go, follow everyone. Okay. It’s easy for someone who dares to stand up, we have to support, no, we can’t just support, we have to support.”

"Don't join in the fun, I'm looking to see who organized it." Si Muxian looked as if he was sitting alone on the Diaoyutai, as if he was thinking about something, Lei Dapeng suddenly thought of someone, and nervously whispered to Wen Qing The virtuous brother whispered in his ear: "My virtuous brother, could it be organized by the boss?"

"No." Si Muxian said with certainty, pointed at the big-character poster and commented: "The handwriting is too bad, the boss is a perfectionist, and he can't stand such graffiti words, so he is not our boss; Those doggerel poems don’t rhyme, they’re not from our Chinese department.”

"Yes, definitely not. The ones we want to tie are all sour, and if you don't show off a few words, you will suffocate them to death." Lei Dapeng said.

"Hehe...that's right." Si Muxian smiled and said, "I think it's not the English department. There are too many bourgeois girls in the English department. They are best at intrigue and flirting with foreigners. They can't do this... and they are not biochemical The people in the Department of Biochemistry and Biochemistry have long been formulaicized, and such a passionate approach is beyond their thinking. It shouldn't be in the Department of History, either. Those people are lifeless, and they are not united. The mathematics department is not like that either, they themselves I can’t finish my little calculations. It’s not like the art department, the girls in that department are busy dedicating themselves to RMB art... this..."

Si Muxian repeatedly denied several departments. When Lei Dapeng heard this, he rolled his eyes and bit his index finger to think about it, but he obviously couldn't think about the result, so he asked curiously: "Then who do you see?"

"Of course." Si Muxian nodded, turned around and was about to leave, and whispered: "It should be the bunch of idiots in the physical education department, who write like crazy, do things without brains, and sign off with a girl who can't eat enough ...Look at that word, it looks like a willow tree with a crooked neck blown down by the wind, does it look like it was written by a girl? As long as the gender is female, it must be the shrew from the physical education department."

After a few comments, and looking at the eight-pointed broken characters, Lei Dapeng grinned so hard that there was a line left in his eyes. It seems that the hero saw the same thing. He walked a few steps and looked around at the big guys. Boys, Lei Dapeng felt that the analysis was superfluous. Sure enough, some idiots from the physical education department were scattered in the crowd and agitated.

Squeezing out of the crowd, more than a dozen people from the Political and Educational Office, Student Office, and Security Section gathered earlier, shouting on the outside that everyone should disperse, and that the school will handle it properly.It's okay if you don't explain, the more you explain, the more people get excited, and some people even shouted that the school was contracted out and there was a shady scene in the cafeteria, and there were so many girls onlookers, twittering you talk and I ask, making this group of homeless people stand in an awkward position The locals were overwhelmed.

The excitement in the university is rare, usually you can see someone hugging and kissing in the corner, someone cheating on the lawn, or two girls fighting for jealousy and you scratching each other. Such a large-scale excitement is almost in time for the cultural festival. When I squeezed out, the inner third floor and the outer three floors were full of people, and it was much more lively than usual.Si Muxian dragged Lei Dapeng, who was reluctant to part with the excitement, to the side of the crowd. Lei Dapeng still complained displeasedly: "Don't pull, don't pull... I'll watch for a while."

"You don't come here, don't be stupid and talk on the platform for a while, and let people catch the model." Si Muxian pulled hard, but he was actually a little worried that his roommate, Lei Ge, would rush to the stage. Old students, no matter if it's not the students fighting and making trouble, Lei Dapeng will always join in the fun.In fact, Lei Dapeng really had the urge to do so, but at this time it was obvious that the time had passed. Seeing that the principal's Audi also stopped, a large group of senior party officials and department heads from various departments came, and it was obvious that the excitement would not last long. He said resentfully: "Forget it, we won't participate anymore, I'm hungry."

"Go outside to eat." Simuxian said.

"Wait a minute..." Lei Dapeng stood still, scratched his head, and said inquiringly, "No one is going to eat at the big stove today, why don't we go?"

"Aren't you just looking for excitement?" Si Muxian saw that the door of the restaurant was being coaxed, and it was obviously impossible to be a traitor in full view, which would cause public anger, but unexpectedly Lei Dapeng chuckled and said in a low voice: "That may not be the case, boss Having said that, others can't think of it, but we can eat it, this is our ability...Let me tell you, today is a good opportunity to eat for free..."

Fu Er said a few small words, upon hearing this, Si Muxian looked at Lei Dapeng in surprise, saying that smart people often do stupid things, but stupid people occasionally do smart things, Lei Dapeng is sometimes careless, but It's not that it's too stupid, for example, this method seems very possible.

Si Muxian was still suspicious, Lei Dapeng had already pulled people towards the back door of the cafeteria, and when he reached the door, he asked Simuxian to stand, and he lifted the curtain and walked in with the rice bowl, just with a group of people wearing white smocks and wearing The masters in the white hats met each other's faces, and the group of masters with more males than females at the big stove all had the same bitter faces.
It looked like the Chief Purser was discussing countermeasures. As soon as Lei Dapeng came in, the Chief Purser asked in a daze, "What are you doing?"

"I'm hungry, come to eat. There are too many people in front and I can't get in." Lei Dapeng said it truthfully, with an honest and idiotic expression.It is obvious that the eyes of the cooking chefs moved a little, but one person can't change the overall situation after all, and he seems to have a mental problem. No one cares about this guy. The chief purser is probably worried about how to explain to the school and the students. .

Sometimes, the most shocking thing is to tell the truth, and Lei Dapeng said sincerely: "Don't put on a face, although your cooking is not delicious, there is no need to be so sad? By the way, anyway Today you all have to pour this dish, why not pour it into my stomach?"

The advantage of being a fool is that normal people won't argue with him. Seeing that he is such a person, the chief purser waved his hand and said, "Go and scoop it yourself." Ignore this stupid bastard.

Lei Dapeng groaned in joy, went straight to the big stainless steel bucket, scooped up two bowls of rice with a spoon, and saw that these master chefs were worried about not caring about themselves, and they were so happy that they didn't even bother to swipe their meal cards. Regarding the payment, he trotted out of the cafeteria with the rice bowl in his hand.After going out the door, he handed Brother Si Xian a pot and smiled: "Look, all the meat and vegetables are free, they are so worried that they don't bother to ask me for money... Hehe... Let's go back to the dormitory to eat, At night the boss took us fishing to catch bastards, staying at school almost suffocated me..."

Lei Dapeng smiled, Si Muxian smiled, shook his head, holding the basin, he felt that there was something funny about it.

While walking and eating, not far away, Bazao was still going on, and after walking a few steps, Lei Dapeng was stuffing food into his mouth, and when he got excited, he still raised his fists and shouted out loudly: "Unity!" unanimously... support Bazao..."

Shouted a few times, the voice was rough and loud like a horse neighing and a mule howling, it was a bit too special, it probably attracted the attention of the student office, Si Muxian saw someone looking towards this side, and hurriedly pulled Lei Dapeng, who was yelling to follow suit, ran back to the dormitory with the rice bowls in their hands...

(End of this chapter)