One Punch Dad
Chapter 111 [114] The poor next door, the cat
Chapter 111 [114] The poor next door, the cat
How unpalatable the little girl's buns are! !
Looking at Jack and Liu Mang, you can tell by their expressions of wanting to cry but not tears.
After struggling to finish eating the little girl's steamed buns, Liu Meng put down his chopsticks with a little nausea, and looked at the little girl with a serious face and said, "Xinxin, let's leave it to Aunt Mei next time for making steamed buns. Don't do it yourself, Dad will feel sorry for you when you are tired."
"Yes, yes, little princess Xinxin, you can let Aunt Mei do the rough work of making dumplings and steamed buns by yourself, and you just need to be responsible for making them beautiful." After swallowing the last bite of dough with difficulty, Jack told Liu If you are a hooligan, I deeply sympathize.
Thinking that her daddy and Uncle Jack were caring about her, the little girl said with a smile on her face; "It's not very tiring, actually making steamed stuffed buns is very fun, giggling, daddy next time I'll make it bigger..."
I'll go first, and next time, do I still need my stomach? ?
After being startled for a while, Liu Meng quickly reached out to pick up the little girl, and then said with a serious face; "Xinxin, Daddy and Mommy are very rich, you can just buy what you want to eat in the future, you don't need to make it yourself .”
"Yes, yes, little princess Xinxin, Uncle Jack will buy you whatever you want to eat in the future. If you can't buy it, just ask your dad to compare it to you. Don't make anything to eat." Jack quickly echoed Liu Meng's words.
Although she didn't eat the buns she made, the little girl could still see something from the expressions of Jack and Liu Meng.
After reaching out to pick up the last gnocchi, the little girl carefully took a bite, and said with a look of distaste; "It's so bad, who made Aunt Mei's buns, why is it so bad?"
"."
When everyone was speechless and the little girl was thick-skinned, the starling who had been hiding from the little girl for a day waved his wings and flew to Liu Meng's shoulder, tilting his head and laughing; "Quack, Xinxin is so thick-skinned, this dough is obviously You made it yourself, quack quack."
"I didn't do it. The buns I made are delicious. Dad and Uncle Jack ate my buns. They were so delicious that they were crying." , retorted angrily.
Hearing the little girl's words, Jack and Liu Meng thought to themselves at the same time; "Little girl, we are not, your steamed stuffed buns are so delicious that they make me cry, it's your steamed stuffed buns that make me cry!!!"
"Quack quack, Xinxin is thick-skinned, Xinxin is thick-skinned, Xinxin. Xinxin is the cutest, Xinxin is the most beautiful, and Xinxin's little princess is the most beautiful in the world!!" The starling, who was originally laughing at the little girl, immediately changed his words after seeing the melon seeds in Xinxin's hand touted.
Although she was very angry that myna laughed at herself, but after seeing myna change her tune, the little girl let go of her temper, and while feeding myna, she smiled and taught; "Myna, be good in the future, if you laugh at me again, I will let dad Come back from buying a big cat, hehe."
"Liars, liars, you are all liars. Back then you lied to me that you would leave the island, and you took me to eat and drink, and even found me a wife. Now I don't even have a bird's nest, hmph." Liu Meng's flicker, the starling tilted his head and said angrily.
After reaching out to touch the starling's feathers, Liu Meng hugged the little girl and said with a smile on his face; "Why are we liars? First, we didn't lie to you, second, we didn't treat you badly, and third, we didn't treat you badly.
On the contrary, you little liar, who can speak and understand human language, actually pretended to be stupid for us when we were on the island. I said that the title of this liar is more suitable for you to use. "
"Liars, liars, liars, you are all liars. You promised to eat delicious food, but you ended up eating melon seeds and beans every day. You agreed to live in a luxury house, but you ended up sleeping all day on the roof."
After refuting Liu Meng a few words, the starling shook his head and said disappointedly; "Hey, it's hard to marry a wife without parrots on the island. I thought it would be fine after I came out with you, but now it's even more difficult." Well, not to mention there are no parrots here, but there is also a tabby cat that wants to eat me, hey."
"Okay, okay, don't complain, let someone build you a small house in the backyard tomorrow, and buy five female parrots for you, and tell me what you like to eat, I will give you all Just buy it back." Liu Meng said with a wry smile when he heard the starling's cry.
"Human, you have to keep your word. If you lie to me again, I will run away from home. My god, the tabby cat is here, help me!!!" In the middle of the starling's speech, a fat tabby cat Walking in, the starling was so scared that he flew up to the eaves and shouted loudly.
Meow meow meow. cat cat cat. woo woo woo.
Seeing mynah flying to the eaves, he jumped at the empty cat, and kept staring at mynah under the wall, while uttering threatening meows.
After glancing at the tabby cat on the wall that wanted to eat him, the mynah shivered his feathers and shuddered, then looked at Liu Meng and said with a serious face; "There is such a cat that wants to eat me here, you Do you think I can live here with peace of mind, beat it to death and eat it, or I will run away from home!!!”
"This dead cat is here, mynah is really not very safe, but this cat is fine, let mynah chat with the old man with him in the future!!"
After making up his mind, Liu Meng first asked the little girl to close her eyes, and then, under the puzzled eyes of Aunt Mei and Jack, kicked the cat on the head, killing the cat on the spot.
After kicking the tabby cat to death, Liu Meng picked up the tabby cat with one hand and said with a wry smile, "Mynah and tabby cat can only choose one or the other, so let's eat cat meat, first cat and second mouse, I will cook today, I will stew cat meat for you."
"This cat belongs to the next door. If you beat someone else's cat to death like this, you are not afraid of being sued. Don't forget that Gome has animal protection laws." After taking a look at the hopeless cat, Aunt Mei looked at Liu Meng and said with a serious face.
"I'm going to destroy the corpse now, put it in the pot and stew it, and then Jack goes out and throws away the garbage. If you don't tell me, I won't tell, Jack won't tell, and the little girl won't tell the truth. Who would know, hehehe."
"Okay, I've killed them all, what else can I say, wait until it's cooked a bit, people's teeth are not very good when they get old, hehehe..."
"Okay, it must be stewed badly. You and the little girl are here at home, so why don't I stew it well? Hehe, you just wait to eat braised tiger meat."
Just do what you say, Liu Meng first quickly disposed of the cat, and then handed the cat's fur and unwanted head and internal organs to Jack to throw away, and then under the expectant eyes of the little girl, he made a pot Fragrant braised cat meat.
What Liu Meng and the others never expected was that the cat owner next door came over just as soon as the braised cat meat was ready and served on the table, and asked with a smile on his face; By the way, Xinxin, have you seen Huahua, Huahua doesn't know where she went, and she doesn't know how to go home at this time."
(End of this chapter)
How unpalatable the little girl's buns are! !
Looking at Jack and Liu Mang, you can tell by their expressions of wanting to cry but not tears.
After struggling to finish eating the little girl's steamed buns, Liu Meng put down his chopsticks with a little nausea, and looked at the little girl with a serious face and said, "Xinxin, let's leave it to Aunt Mei next time for making steamed buns. Don't do it yourself, Dad will feel sorry for you when you are tired."
"Yes, yes, little princess Xinxin, you can let Aunt Mei do the rough work of making dumplings and steamed buns by yourself, and you just need to be responsible for making them beautiful." After swallowing the last bite of dough with difficulty, Jack told Liu If you are a hooligan, I deeply sympathize.
Thinking that her daddy and Uncle Jack were caring about her, the little girl said with a smile on her face; "It's not very tiring, actually making steamed stuffed buns is very fun, giggling, daddy next time I'll make it bigger..."
I'll go first, and next time, do I still need my stomach? ?
After being startled for a while, Liu Meng quickly reached out to pick up the little girl, and then said with a serious face; "Xinxin, Daddy and Mommy are very rich, you can just buy what you want to eat in the future, you don't need to make it yourself .”
"Yes, yes, little princess Xinxin, Uncle Jack will buy you whatever you want to eat in the future. If you can't buy it, just ask your dad to compare it to you. Don't make anything to eat." Jack quickly echoed Liu Meng's words.
Although she didn't eat the buns she made, the little girl could still see something from the expressions of Jack and Liu Meng.
After reaching out to pick up the last gnocchi, the little girl carefully took a bite, and said with a look of distaste; "It's so bad, who made Aunt Mei's buns, why is it so bad?"
"."
When everyone was speechless and the little girl was thick-skinned, the starling who had been hiding from the little girl for a day waved his wings and flew to Liu Meng's shoulder, tilting his head and laughing; "Quack, Xinxin is so thick-skinned, this dough is obviously You made it yourself, quack quack."
"I didn't do it. The buns I made are delicious. Dad and Uncle Jack ate my buns. They were so delicious that they were crying." , retorted angrily.
Hearing the little girl's words, Jack and Liu Meng thought to themselves at the same time; "Little girl, we are not, your steamed stuffed buns are so delicious that they make me cry, it's your steamed stuffed buns that make me cry!!!"
"Quack quack, Xinxin is thick-skinned, Xinxin is thick-skinned, Xinxin. Xinxin is the cutest, Xinxin is the most beautiful, and Xinxin's little princess is the most beautiful in the world!!" The starling, who was originally laughing at the little girl, immediately changed his words after seeing the melon seeds in Xinxin's hand touted.
Although she was very angry that myna laughed at herself, but after seeing myna change her tune, the little girl let go of her temper, and while feeding myna, she smiled and taught; "Myna, be good in the future, if you laugh at me again, I will let dad Come back from buying a big cat, hehe."
"Liars, liars, you are all liars. Back then you lied to me that you would leave the island, and you took me to eat and drink, and even found me a wife. Now I don't even have a bird's nest, hmph." Liu Meng's flicker, the starling tilted his head and said angrily.
After reaching out to touch the starling's feathers, Liu Meng hugged the little girl and said with a smile on his face; "Why are we liars? First, we didn't lie to you, second, we didn't treat you badly, and third, we didn't treat you badly.
On the contrary, you little liar, who can speak and understand human language, actually pretended to be stupid for us when we were on the island. I said that the title of this liar is more suitable for you to use. "
"Liars, liars, liars, you are all liars. You promised to eat delicious food, but you ended up eating melon seeds and beans every day. You agreed to live in a luxury house, but you ended up sleeping all day on the roof."
After refuting Liu Meng a few words, the starling shook his head and said disappointedly; "Hey, it's hard to marry a wife without parrots on the island. I thought it would be fine after I came out with you, but now it's even more difficult." Well, not to mention there are no parrots here, but there is also a tabby cat that wants to eat me, hey."
"Okay, okay, don't complain, let someone build you a small house in the backyard tomorrow, and buy five female parrots for you, and tell me what you like to eat, I will give you all Just buy it back." Liu Meng said with a wry smile when he heard the starling's cry.
"Human, you have to keep your word. If you lie to me again, I will run away from home. My god, the tabby cat is here, help me!!!" In the middle of the starling's speech, a fat tabby cat Walking in, the starling was so scared that he flew up to the eaves and shouted loudly.
Meow meow meow. cat cat cat. woo woo woo.
Seeing mynah flying to the eaves, he jumped at the empty cat, and kept staring at mynah under the wall, while uttering threatening meows.
After glancing at the tabby cat on the wall that wanted to eat him, the mynah shivered his feathers and shuddered, then looked at Liu Meng and said with a serious face; "There is such a cat that wants to eat me here, you Do you think I can live here with peace of mind, beat it to death and eat it, or I will run away from home!!!”
"This dead cat is here, mynah is really not very safe, but this cat is fine, let mynah chat with the old man with him in the future!!"
After making up his mind, Liu Meng first asked the little girl to close her eyes, and then, under the puzzled eyes of Aunt Mei and Jack, kicked the cat on the head, killing the cat on the spot.
After kicking the tabby cat to death, Liu Meng picked up the tabby cat with one hand and said with a wry smile, "Mynah and tabby cat can only choose one or the other, so let's eat cat meat, first cat and second mouse, I will cook today, I will stew cat meat for you."
"This cat belongs to the next door. If you beat someone else's cat to death like this, you are not afraid of being sued. Don't forget that Gome has animal protection laws." After taking a look at the hopeless cat, Aunt Mei looked at Liu Meng and said with a serious face.
"I'm going to destroy the corpse now, put it in the pot and stew it, and then Jack goes out and throws away the garbage. If you don't tell me, I won't tell, Jack won't tell, and the little girl won't tell the truth. Who would know, hehehe."
"Okay, I've killed them all, what else can I say, wait until it's cooked a bit, people's teeth are not very good when they get old, hehehe..."
"Okay, it must be stewed badly. You and the little girl are here at home, so why don't I stew it well? Hehe, you just wait to eat braised tiger meat."
Just do what you say, Liu Meng first quickly disposed of the cat, and then handed the cat's fur and unwanted head and internal organs to Jack to throw away, and then under the expectant eyes of the little girl, he made a pot Fragrant braised cat meat.
What Liu Meng and the others never expected was that the cat owner next door came over just as soon as the braised cat meat was ready and served on the table, and asked with a smile on his face; By the way, Xinxin, have you seen Huahua, Huahua doesn't know where she went, and she doesn't know how to go home at this time."
(End of this chapter)
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