One Punch Dad

Chapter 186 [188] One by one, shameless

Fortunately, this guy didn't know what happened on the island back then, otherwise he would call me inhuman again.

After sighing with a wry smile, Liu Meng stretched out his hand to pull Sato Xiaomo up, pointed at the wild boar on the ground, and said with a wry smile, "Two wild boars, each carrying one back, is there any problem?"

There are two wild boars, the first wild boar weighs more than 200 catties, and the second male wild boar is a circle larger than the first one, and it is estimated to weigh more than [-] catties.

Looking at the size of the two big wild boars, and then at his own small body, Sato Xiaomo shrugged his shoulders weakly, and then said with a bitter face: "It's too big, can I drag it back?"

"Well, it's up to you, as long as you can transport the wild boar back." After looking at Sato Xiaomo's feet that were still trembling, Liu Meng could only nod his head and said with a helpless wry smile. .

Seeing that Liu Meng agreed, Sato Xiaomo ran to release the water again, and explained in a slightly embarrassed way: "I drank too much water, I drank too much water, don't be surprised, hehehe...!"

Liu Meng: ⊙﹏⊙|||
Are you sure you drank too much water, rather than being scared by wild boars just now?
After being speechless for a while, Liu Meng picked up the biggest male wild boar, looked at Sato Xiaomo and asked, "Xiao Mo, how are you going to drag the wild boar down the mountain?"

"Put up two triangular thorns, tie the wild boar in the middle, so that it can be pulled, brother, I am smart, haha...!" Sato Xiaomo turned around after draining the water, found a bundle of rattan and tied the wild boar Between the two triangular thorns, he pulled the triangular thorns and smiled at Liu Meng.

"Oh, oh, oh, Kuo Yi, two wild boars, I ate some tonight, hehe...!"

"Oh, oh, oh, Xiao Mo has worked hard. You are so tired from hunting wild boars, and you are so tired of carrying wild boars. How can I let you come? I will come and I will come. We can do it."

Hearing the roar of the wild boar, Otsuna Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang, who came to rescue them, were stunned when they saw the wild boars of Liu Meng and Sato Xiaomo, and then they all ran towards Sato Xiaomo, saying enthusiastically.

Liu Meng: {{{⊙﹏⊙! !

Your sister, to help you choose the younger one, can you be more shameless?

Before Liu Meng could finish his speech, even more shameless ones came.

After handing the wild boar to Otsuna Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang, Sato Xiaomo patted himself on the blood that accidentally got on him, looked at the two of them, and said proudly: "This wild boar is big and ferocious enough, right?" , Damn it, in the end, I've been able to finish it with a single shot, hmph."

Hearing such shameless words, Liu Meng was stunned immediately, tens of thousands of alpacas were running in his heart.

No one paid attention to Liu Meng's dumbfounded expression.

Outlaw Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang, while carrying wild boars down the mountain with Sato Xiaomo, said with admiration: "Oh, it's a pity, if we knew it earlier, we would follow and record Xiao Mo's heroic side .”

Liu Meng: {{{⊙﹏⊙! !

Brother, you were so frightened that you cried for your father and mother, and you even let the water go twice. Are you sure Xiao Mo is acting bravely?
It was as if Sato Xiaomo would not give up if Liu Mang was not killed by lightning.

Before Liu Meng could recover from his speechlessness, Sato Xiaomo once again said shamelessly to the two of Otsunajiro: "It's Mr. K's, it's nothing more than killing a wild boar.

But compared to such trivial things as hunting wild boars, I have one more interesting thing, do you want to listen to it? "

"Yes, definitely!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, we can't wait."

Hearing Sato Xiaomo's words, Otsuna Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang immediately nodded and said excitedly.

Seeing the adoration on their faces, Sato Xiaomo first glanced at Liu Meng proudly, and then swaggered down the mountain with his head, saying without turning his head: "Actually, these are all little ks, you didn't see them just now. The scene where I kicked the male wild boar to death is a wonderful scene!

Look at the wild boar on Liu Meng's back, it was kicked to death when I rescued Liu Meng just now. "

"Kick the male wild boar to death, is it true or not? We have gone to elementary school, don't lie to me!" Hearing Sato Xiaomo's bragging, Otsuna Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang were stunned for a moment, and then they all joined together The face exclaimed in disbelief.

After proudly raising his head, Sato Xiaomo directly ignored Liu Meng's Baogong face, and said with a look of enjoyment: "Why are you lying to you? You didn't see it just now. When the wild boar rushed over, Liu Meng The appearance of crying for father and mother is so miserable, tsk tsk tsk...

Let me tell you, I didn't blow it, if I hadn't kicked it in time, you wouldn't be able to see the complete Liu Mang now, hum. "

Liu Meng: {{{⊙﹏⊙! !

How shameless!How did he say this out loud, I really want to beat him up, do you really want to?

As if they felt that the attack on Liu Mang was not deep enough, Outlaw Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang looked at Sato Xiao Mo again, and said with admiration: "Hero Xiao Mo, tell us how you saved Liu Mang, Liu This guy has always acted like the second and third child of the world, and he has been unhappy with him for a long time, so you can tell us about his embarrassment, hehe...!"

"So you think so too, hehe...!"

After returning to Otsunajiro and Muzi Jiuyang, Sato Xiaomo continued to brag shamelessly: "I don't tell ordinary people, because they are all my brothers, so I will tell you.

At that time, after I killed the wild boar with a fork, the old friend of the wild boar, the male wild boar carried by Liu Meng, rushed out of the woods.

At that time, the male wild boar saw that I was more ferocious, so he didn't dare to attack me, so he rushed straight towards Liu Meng. Good guy, a male wild boar weighing more than 300 kg rushed over. Liu Meng was frightened and stupid at that time, and started crying. that's it.

Although Liu Meng is very weak, he is our brother after all, so when the boar was about to bite him, I rushed over without thinking about my own safety, and then kicked the boar's head fiercely.

To be honest, I don't know how I was so strong at that time, and I just kicked the male wild boar to death.

After the male wild boar was kicked to death by me, you see what happened, Liu Meng was so scared that he urinated twice, and his face has not recovered yet, you can tell by his face. "

Liu Meng has seen many shameless people, but for someone as shameless as Sato Xiaomo, it was the first time for Liu Meng to be a flower girl in a sedan chair.

What made Liu Meng even more speechless was that Outlaw Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang actually believed Sato Xiaomo's nonsense when they saw Liu Meng's dark face.

"Xiao Mo, don't say anything, my buddy will only say a word to you, enough brother!!"

After praising Sato Xiaomo, Outlaw Jiro and Muzi Jiuyang looked at Liu Meng together, and comforted him with sympathy: "Liu Meng, you are scared, it's okay, there are brothers here, I will go back and have a few drinks later , just suppress the shock!"

Liu Meng: {{{⊙﹏⊙! !

Ma Dan, I really want to beat up these three bastards!Especially Xiao Mo, that shameless, confounding bastard! !

(End of this chapter)