Pick Up Girls

"Tian Xin's wife, you are still awesome. Being a policeman is very useful. Wow, the latest blockbuster movie. Let's watch it together later, and we can practice together after watching it." Tang Shuai said while looking at the CD in his hand.

"Tang Shuai, when did you take it? Throw it away."

Tian Xin was really speechless. This fellow Tang Shuai must have moved a little too fast.Before she even realized it, the CD was already in Tang Shuai's hands.

"Drop it? Sweetheart wife, this is a recent blockbuster movie, if you want to lose it, you have to watch it before throwing it away."

"You, I really don't know what disgusting things you have in your head. You have to look away and keep away from me, don't dangle in front of me, it's disgusting."

"Hey, sweetheart wife, you won't feel sick when you transform from a girl to a woman someday."

"Fuck you, if you talk nonsense again, I'll tear your mouth apart."

"Don't be shy, sooner or later."

"You said that."

"Ah~ Let go, let go, don't twist, it hurts." Tang Shuai didn't understand why women like to use this trick.Screw people when you can't say it, screw people when you are upset, and screw people when you are jealous.

After that, I accompanied Tian Xin to buy some cooking materials. After all, this girl never cooks, so these things are not available.

After returning home, it was almost time, Tian Xin started to get busy in the kitchen.This is the second time in her life that she cooks, the first time the whole family was admitted to the hospital, but this time, there should be no problem.

While Tian Xin was cooking, Tang Shuai had nothing else to do. He went into the dormitory, turned on the computer, opened the CD-ROM drive, and put the CD-ROM that he got just now into it.

"Tang Shuai, come here, hurry up."

"Mmm~mm~ah~ye~" Tian Xin yelled for a long time, but Tang Shuai didn't get a response. Instead, he heard the voice that made him blush.

"Tang Shuai, you bastard, who told you to watch this kind of thing in my room?" Tian Xin said, rushing directly into the dormitory.At this time, the picture on the computer screen made her face bleed.

"Damn, sweetheart wife, don't be impulsive, put down the knife."

It was only now that Tian Xin realized that she was chopping onions just now.Because she felt uncomfortable, she wanted to let Tang Shuai go over to help, let Tang Shuai do the cutting, and she had a rest.As a result, he heard a strange sound coming from the dormitory, and he came in with a knife in his hand.

"Tang Shuai, close it."

"Yes, I turned it off." Tang Shuai said and turned off the video. "Damn it, the cover is really deceiving. The ps is so beautiful, but it almost didn't make me pee in shock. The figure is not as good as that of my sweetheart wife."

"Tang Shuai, go to hell. Go and help me chop onions." Tian Xin walked over, snatched the CD, cut it in half and threw it into the trash.

Tang Shuai was dragged into the kitchen by Tian Xin. When he saw the dishes Tian Xin was cutting, his mouth widened and he looked at Tian Xin in disbelief.

"Look at what?"

"No, sweetheart wife, you are good at knife skills." Mu Ma, Tang Shuai knows why Tian Xin is asked to chop vegetables.This is really a good knife, this potato shreds can be cut into fingers thick, are you sure this is potato shreds, not French fries?Forget it, Tang Shuai endured it, maybe Tian Xin actually planned to make French fries.

The work of cutting vegetables was handed over to Tang Shuai. At this time, Tang Shuai hadn't realized anything yet, so he thought that Tian Xin just couldn't cut it.

After cutting the dishes for Tian Xin, Tang Shuai came out of the kitchen, and then it was time to watch Tian Xin's performance.Tang Shuai is looking forward to it. With such a beauty, his cooking skills must be good.

"Tang Shuai, come over to serve the food."

Tian Xin has been busy working until noon, and it is finally done.When Tang Shuai walked in, he seemed to have realized that something was wrong.What is the burnt smell in here?Take a look at the things Tian Xin made, why everything is pitch black.

"Sweetheart wife, what is this?" Tang Shuai pointed to the bowl, which was so black that it was bigger than a fist.

"It's braised pork ribs."

"..."

Mud horse, have you seen braised pork ribs that are bigger than your fist?Tang Shuai suspected that this thing looked burnt on the outside, but it was probably not cooked inside.

"Then what is this dried poop-like thing?"

"What poop, isn't it disgusting to you? That's a fried beef patty."

"what about this?"

"Potato shreds."

Tang Shuai swallowed his saliva, mud horse, are these things really edible?

"Sweetheart wife, why don't we go out to eat." Tang Shuai finally realized something.Are these things edible?Won't people die?

"What do you mean?" Tian Xin was suddenly upset.It's you who want to eat my cooking, but now you have taken a day off to cook for you, and you have such an attitude.

"Uh...it's nothing, let's eat, let's eat." Tang Shuai didn't want Tian Xin to be unhappy.After all, Niu has been busy all morning, maybe it's just ugly, but the taste will be good?

Tang Shuai took out the food and sat down with Tian Xin.

"Sweetheart wife, this is the first time we have dinner together formally."

"Ah."

"There are still many opportunities in the future, sweetheart wife, I love you." After finishing speaking, Tang Shuai picked up a piece of beef patty and bit it down.

When Tang Shuai suddenly said I love you, Tian Xin's heart trembled, which caused a slight ripple.But after seeing Tang Shuai's subsequent actions, Tian Xin understood what Tang Shuai wanted to express.This guy actually thinks his food is poison, this is saying goodbye.

Beef patties have no beef flavor, only dead salty and burnt beef.As for other strange smells, Tang Shuai couldn't tell the difference either.

"Is it tasty?"

Tang Shuai really wanted to scold his mother, the mud horse, he dared to ask if it was good.Just such a bite, has the urge to make Tang Shuai go on a hunger strike.

"It's not bad." Tang Shuai said.

"Why do you have this expression? Eat more, come, try the ribs."

"well."

After taking a bite of the ribs, which were bigger than a fist, it was exactly as Tang Shuai expected.The surface is a layer of coke, the meat inside is still red, and the deadly salty taste spreads in his mouth, Tang Shuai feels that his sense of taste is going to be numb.

How is it possible that such a beautiful woman can cook poisonous food? It's unscientific.Or is it that this girl is trying to trick him on purpose.

"Sweetheart wife, the things you make are really unique."

"Really? Then eat more."

"..."

"Can you not eat?"

"No."

"Have you tried it before?"

"Yes." Tian Xin said with a smile: "I know it's unpalatable, but you promised me before that you will eat all of it. This is what you asked me to force me to do, so you should eat all of it. If you don't eat it, we will break up."

"Fuck, you're going to trick me on purpose."

"Want to break up?"

"I eat, I eat. If I die, please remember that there is another man who once loved you." After finishing speaking, Tang Shuai began to stuff the food into his mouth. He swore that this feeling is really What's more, it's even more uncomfortable than when Xiaomeng killed him.