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"Uh..." Yu Meiren was stunned for a moment, he vaguely heard the names of Chen Xiao and Tang Yan, and he hurriedly said: "Little brother, I am Chen Xiao's friend, and it was Chen Xiao who recommended me to come to Shaolin to find Master Abbot to study the inner family." Kung fu. Don’t you believe me? I have a letter of recommendation here!”

Yumei hurriedly took out Chen Xiao's recommendation letter, and the little novice took the letter and looked at it curiously.At this time, Yu Meiren hurriedly said: "Little master, you took it backwards!"

"Don't read it, I don't know how to read!" The little novice laughed.

Yu Meiren broke into a cold sweat immediately, and he said hastily: "You have also read the letter of introduction, so you can take me to meet the abbot."

"Meet the abbot? I don't usually see it. How could you see it!" The little novice snorted coldly and said, "It's as if you went to the relevant unit to find the leader. You found an aunt who sweeps the floor in this unit. You Let auntie take you to find the leader of this unit, isn't it difficult for you to force others?"

"This..." Yu Meiren thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.You say that you make it difficult for a sweeping monk to find the abbot, isn't that the same as making it difficult for the security guard at the entrance of the Public Security Bureau to take you to the chief of the Public Security Bureau?How can such a difficult thing be done?Yu Meiren smiled and said, "That's fine, I'll go find it myself!"

"Wait..." The little novice hurriedly blocked Poppy's way with a broom, and said hurriedly, "Tourists are forbidden to enter inside!"

"Little master, did I not make it clear just now? I'm here to learn from a master!" Yu Meiren said helplessly.

At this time, an old man on the side grinned and said, "Young man, want to go in and take pictures? Give me some money."

The old man's words can be said to tell the truth, Yu Meiren was taken aback, and hurriedly took out 200 yuan and quietly handed it to the sweeping monk.The floor-sweeping monk was overjoyed immediately. He took the money and put the poppies in. Before leaving, he said: "When someone encounters you later, don't say that I let you in, or I will die!"

"Don't worry, it's convenient for others, it's convenient for you, I understand the truth!" Yu Meiren nodded hastily.

From the moment she stepped into the inner courtyard of Shaolin, Yu Meiren immediately felt the difference here.The inner courtyard was covered with towering trees. Shaolin monks practiced kung fu in this shady environment, and performed eighteen kinds of martial arts in full swing.In his opinion, what these people are practicing is just some boxing skills, what he wants to practice is Chen Xiao's aura of swallowing mountains and rivers and swallowing the world.

"Boy, where did you come from?" A Shaolin monk wearing a yellow cassock rushed over and said angrily, "This is not a place for tourists to play. You should leave quickly. By the way, which door did you come in from? Little brat , People even ran in, what if my Shaolin Kung Fu is rumored?"

"I..." Yu Meiren was just about to say it, but immediately remembered the little master's advice, and he quickly smiled and said, "Hey, I'm Shi Yongxin's friend. Why? You dare to go outside even the abbot's friend? "

"Ah?" The monk was taken aback, and hurriedly said "Oh Amitabha Buddha", and then let Poppie go.Poppy had a weird smile on her face and continued walking.He just walked out of the monk's courtyard, but he met a monk in red cassock who was meditating under a tree with his eyes closed and a green lotus leaf on his head. He looked like an upright monk.

Yu Meiren hurried over and asked, "Master, excuse me."

The monk opened his eyes and looked at the poppies puzzled. The poppies hurriedly asked, "Do you know where the abbot lives? I have something to do with him."

The monk said nothing, and pointed to the ground with his finger. Poppy gave him a look and asked puzzledly, "Do you want me to come to him next time?"

The monk was still puzzled and pointed to the ground.Poppy frowned, very puzzled, monks like to play riddles these days, they clearly have a mouth but don't speak, what does that mean?Reluctantly, he had something to ask for, so he could only open his mouth and say, "Master, you want me to come to him tomorrow afternoon?"

"Fuck, you stepped on my foot!" The monk was furious.

Poppy was taken aback, looked down, and sure enough stepped on half of this guy's toe.Yu Meiren smiled awkwardly: "Master, I'm really sorry, hehe, I really didn't notice this just now."

The monk kneaded his toes for a while, took off the lotus leaves on the top of his head, and asked, "Why are you looking for Shi Yongxin?"

"Oh, my friend Chen Xiao recommended me to come to Shaolin to learn art from the abbot." Yu Meiren hastily handed over the envelope, but when he handed it over, he hesitated, fearing that the guy in front of him could not read and write and it would be troublesome.Fortunately, that guy didn't take it backwards, and muttered for a while.After finishing the work, the monk asked, "Do you want to learn from the abbot?"

"That's right!" Yu Meiren nodded.

"Tell me why you want to learn art from a teacher?" the monk asked curiously.

"I..." Yu Meiren just wanted to say that she wanted to surpass Chen Xiao and become the most powerful person in the world. After thinking about it, this statement seemed a bit unrealistic. What if someone thought she was crazy and was kicked out? How to do?It took me a lot of effort to get in here.After thinking about it, he said with a smile: "I...I am here to join the army, to protect the motherland, and to deal with American imperialism and Little Japan!"

"Oh? You want to defend the country? Then tell me what is there in this country that you need to defend?" The monk looked at Poppy suspiciously while pinching his nose.

"I want to defend the land of our country, and swear to the death to defend the peaceful reunification of the motherland." Poppy showed a smug smile. Anyway, we are also Chinese, and we have learned a day or two of ideology and morality.The first principle of ideological and moral character is to love the motherland, love the people, and love the Chinese Communist Party.This will be able to be used mechanically.

"Then... did you buy a house?" The monk asked curiously, flicking his booger.

"No." Poppy shook her head.

"Fuck, you can't even afford a small house of tens of square meters, why are you talking about defending the motherland? Even if you can afford it, you only have 70 years of temporary use rights, return the land? Wait until you have the land to defend it!" The monk gave Yu Meiren an angry look.

"This..." Poppy was dumbfounded. He looked at the monk in embarrassment, and continued to grit his teeth and said, "If the big powers want to annex us, we must defend our motherland."

"Guard the ball. These days, people with a little money have gone abroad. Look at those officials, whose children have not gone abroad. The current situation in this country is like this: a group of people who never Those who take the bus are discussing bus price adjustment; a group of people who have never paid electricity bills are making decisions on electricity price reform; a group of people who eat special food are formulating food safety policies; A blueprint; a group of non-pensioners are researching to make contributors postpone their retirement."

"I...I..." Yu Meiren was sweating profusely. This monk is not ordinary. Every day he sits here in meditation and knows all about the world's major events. It seems that he needs to put some thought into it.Poppy gritted her teeth and said, "Master, if the foreign powers invade, they will overthrow our people's government. The people's government is elected by the people. Also, Shaolin will be in danger!"

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The monk slapped Poppy from the air, and said angrily, "Who do you want to protect, kid? The National Taxation Bureau? The Ministry of Finance? The National Development and Reform Commission? The Securities Regulatory Commission? The Ministry of Health? The Food and Drug Administration? Or the Football Association? If you want to defend these bastards, see if I don’t break your legs. Great powers invade? Damn, I, Shaolin, can spread Buddhism all over the world without leaving home. Hahaha..."

After being slapped by the monk, Yu Meiren was furious immediately. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, the great powers are here, so why don't I go and open the door?"

"Go, just you kid?" The monk gave him a disdainful look, and sneered, "When the big powers invade, will it be your turn? The leading cadres have not lined up to lead the way, what flowers, guard of honor..."

"I'll go!" Yu Meiren sat down, gritted her teeth, and said, "Master, let me tell you frankly, I'm learning art from a teacher just to surpass Chen Xiao and become number one in the world. How about it!"

"Haha, this is pretty reliable!" the monk laughed.

"Then tell me where the abbot is!" Poppy asked impatiently.

"I am!" The monk smiled wickedly.Yu Meiren was taken aback, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Stop joking with me."

"Don't you believe it?" The monk laughed and said, "You can go if you don't believe me. Anyway, I didn't let you believe it."

"I believe it, I believe it." Poppy nodded hastily.

"Why do you believe it? Give me a reason." The monk looked at the poppy.Yu Meiren blinked her eyes and said: "I entered Shaolin Temple, other monks were either working or practicing martial arts, but you were lazy here, hehe, you must be the leader. Leaders are left alone, you can do whatever you want. So, you must be Abbot Shi Yongxin!"

"Ah...haha..." The abbot laughed suddenly: "Okay, okay, the analysis is very thorough and insightful. Well, it is not so easy to ask me to be your teacher. I will test you a few questions, and then I will give you a lot of insight. See if you are qualified."

"Master, hurry up and take the exam." Yu Meiren was very excited, knowing that the monk in front of her was the abbot, her inner excitement was self-evident.

The abbot pondered for a moment, and then asked, "Do you know the three good things about sister Yu?"

"Ah?" Yu Meiren was dumbfounded, what are the three good things about Yu Jie?Well, why did the abbot's exam questions come up with such messy things?Poppy didn't dare to question it, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't come up with anything.The abbot asked again: "Do you know the three advantages between Lori and the Queen?"