arrogant less

"Hey, benefactor, why don't you come to our Shaolin tomorrow, and my master will personally exorcise you and take refuge in front of everyone, how about it?" Yu Meiren said hastily.

Cough cough cough...

The big bald coughed dryly, and signaled Poppy to stop talking nonsense, after finally finding such a beautiful beauty, how could she let her go?The beauty was taken aback, and Yu Meiren hurriedly added: "You also saw that my master has a little cold, it's inconvenient today, let's do it tomorrow!"

"Okay, if that's the case, then I'll go to Shaolin tomorrow to visit in person!" The beauty left helplessly.

The big bald head watched the beauty leave with her ass twisted. The sexy short skirt was so alluring, but it was a pity that all the meat that reached her mouth ran away.The big bald head said solemnly: "Xiao An, why don't you listen to the repeated orders that Master gave you?"

"Big bald head, you haven't given me the money for the meal yesterday!" Yu Meiren gritted her teeth and said, "You have been bullying me since I entered Shaolin. Damn, ask me to watch out. Think about it for yourself. How many times have you fucked so many women? That’s all for the Tuna Jue, after all, I can learn by myself. However, you still owed me 58 yuan and [-] cents for my meal yesterday, I can’t help it..."

"Oh, I said Xiaoan, monks should have a compassionate heart!" The big bald head hurriedly looked at Amitabha Buddha, and then said: "Didn't your wife take away all my money? If you don't help Master, who will help you as a teacher?"

"Then I don't care, I have no money, you must return my money!" Poppy gritted her teeth.

"Yo Huo, you're disobedient, aren't you?" The bald man saw that he couldn't do it softly, so he decided to be tough.He gritted his teeth and said, "Believe it or not, I kicked you out of Shaolin? Let me tell you, since I can let you come, I can let you go!"

"What? Are you still planning to threaten me?" Yu Meiren smiled strangely, and said, "I have already photographed the happy scenes between you and those women. Hmph, I know you are unreliable as a monk. If I If you don't hold back, you will bully me to the head in the future!"

"Oh, my god." When the bald head heard this, he was frightened. He hurriedly said, "I was saving the souls of those poor women. How could you secretly take pictures? The Buddha will definitely punish you if he finds out. of!"

"Punish me?" Yu Meiren immediately laughed and said, "You lustful and money-greedy old monk, even if the Buddha convicts you, you will die first!"

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, let's eat dog meat, and I'll treat you later, it's okay this time, right?" the bald man said helplessly.

"That's about the same!" Yu Meiren snorted coldly.

"Oh, it's my fault in my previous life to accept you as an apprentice!" The bald head shook his head helplessly, and the fat on his face swayed.Stepping on a pair of black cloth shoes, holding a string of bodhi beads in his hands, he walked helplessly towards the nearest dog meat hot pot restaurant.

The hotpot restaurant's business is exceptionally good. As soon as we entered, the waiter immediately smiled and said, "Master, you're here again? Needless to say, I understand. You are a VIP VVVIP user. You are guaranteed discounts, good service, and authentic dog meat."

"Okay, okay." The big bald head laughed and said: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Lord Buddha will keep it in his heart, oh Amitabha."

"Big bald head, you are very familiar with the dog meat hot pot restaurant in Zhengzhou!" Yu Meiren followed behind the big bald head, biting half of a biscuit in her mouth.Since it is a cultivation practice with hair, we are not afraid of eating dog meat hot pot. In the end, we have to eat more than the old monk, so as not to let ourselves lose money.

The business of the hot pot restaurant is very good, especially in this weather, it is cold outside, it is definitely a pleasure to have a delicious hot pot meal in such cold weather.The hot pot restaurant was crowded, and the old monk got a small box by virtue of his influence, and he led the poppies into it.When the bottom of the pot came up, the dog meat inside sank to the bottom, and when it was heated, it immediately gave off a burst of fragrance.

wheeze...

The great monk took a sip of saliva, and then said: "It's so delicious, just order whatever you want to eat today, and I'll pay for it later!"

"Really?" When Poppy heard this, Nima, it's rare that the great monk is so generous, and he doesn't eat for nothing.Poppy immediately ordered a large table.A gust of autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, and the two of them wiped out all the dishes on the table in an instant. Poppy patted her round belly and said with a smile, "Master, are you full?"

"Yeah, I'm full!" The old monk nodded hastily.

"Then... you should pay the bill?" Yumei asked with a grin.

"Oh, pay the bill?" The old monk was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Yes, I really should pay the bill."

Saying that, the old monk hurriedly got up and left.When he came back, he had a smile on his face.Yu Meiren was very curious, how could this old monk pay the bill so happily, could it be that he has changed his nature?She left with a hint of doubt. When she just left the hot pot restaurant, Yu Meiren immediately found that her wallet was missing from her robe. He searched all over her body but couldn't find her wallet.

"That's not right, it was still there before entering the door!" Mei Yu almost took off her clothes and came to look for her.After taking two steps, his eyes immediately fell on the pocket of the great monk, and he found that his yellow cowhide wallet was in the pocket of the great monk.He immediately rushed forward, snatched his wallet, and angrily said: "Big bald head, why did you steal my wallet?"

"Uh..." The great monk saw that he was exposed, his face was embarrassed, and he smiled, "I don't have much money with me, so I asked you to embezzle some, don't worry, I will give it to you when I go back!"

Poppy hurriedly opened the wallet, damn it, there are only two coins left in it for more than 500 yuan.Yu Meiren immediately burst into tears, and said: "Too...too...too shameless. Monk, you are so shameless. From the day you entered the temple, you always came to me with various reasons for charity and donations. It’s fine if I cheated out of my savings of more than 500 yuan, but you took away my last [-] yuan of life insurance money, you are too shameless!”

"What do monks want so much money for? Money is something outside of the body, and this old monk regards money as dung!" The great monk hurriedly bowed.

"Okay, then you give me all the things you regard as dung?" Poppy immediately retorted.

"Oh Amitabha, you ignorant disciple, what do you want me to say about you?" The great monk saw that there were many people watching around, and he couldn't say too much, so he could only move closer, and said angrily in Poppy's ear : "Do you still want to hang out in Shaolin, kid? If you dare to make trouble here, I will kick you out of Shaolin; if you don't make trouble, I will teach you two real kung fu moves at night, how about it?"

"Really?" Poppy's eyes lit up.

"Monks don't tell lies, O Amitabha Buddha!" ​​The great monk shook his head.

As soon as she heard that she could learn real kung fu at night, Poppy would naturally stop making trouble.Naturally, he is not afraid of the old monk's tricks, if he dares to cheat, he will definitely bring down the whole Shaolin before he will give up.Poppy has hidden the old monk's evidence of playing with women.In the past few months, Yu Meiren followed the old monk down the mountain to work as a secretary, and saw with her own eyes that the old monk played with many female benefactors.The skill played by the old monk can be said to be very proficient and very skillful.

Along the way, the Great Monk hooked up with and molested his sisters, and Poppy was used to it.Occasionally, when things go too far, poppies need to help wipe their buttocks, which makes poppies very annoyed and depressed.However, in order to learn two real skills at night, Yu Meiren could only swallow her anger.Who made our kung fu inferior to others?Other than that, Poppy couldn't think of any good solution.

At night, the old monk finally went down the mountain and had enough fun, so he returned to Shaolin with the poppies.

Arriving in Shaolin, Yu Meiren hurriedly dragged the old monk to learn some real kung fu.The old monk was serious, let the poppy sit cross-legged under the tree, and asked, "Do you know what the sky is?"

"A woman's breasts are the sky!" Poppy said hastily.

Snapped……

The old monk slapped him and said angrily: "Nonsense, I tell you that the sky is the source of everything. If you don't even understand this, you are still practicing. You are thinking about something every day when you sit in meditation. What? Thinking hard, is there no progress at all? The sky is the source of everything, and the earth is the root of all things. Man is just a boat in the vast ocean of the universe. With the help of the power of heaven and earth, he can release his personal energy. Think about it , I'm going to bed first!"

The old monk turned his head and went back to his room to sleep, leaving Meiyu alone in a daze. He still didn't understand what was going on.The old monk talked about it in a very mysterious way, and he listened to it in a daze.Poppy began to ponder over what the old monk had just said by herself.Why did I practice in Shaolin for such a long time, but there was no movement at all. Although I said that my hard work has improved a lot, there was no movement at all in the Tunajue.

Wearing a monk's robe, with the tin staff that the old monk would bring every day when he goes down the mountain by his feet, he closed his eyes and sat in meditation.Zen meditation is already a daily homework for Poppy Poppy. Although he couldn't calm down at the beginning and always had some distracting thoughts, as time went by, he found that he fell in love with meditation. not only can you gain some ideological sublimation.

Soon, he could feel his body gradually burning, and a ray of light appeared in his lower abdomen, and then, this ray of light gradually became brighter.Slowly, that tiny ray of light was like a sun leaping from the horizon.In an instant, the light magnified countless times.Poppy felt as if she had stepped into heaven.