Mixed small peasants

"The countryside is like a peanut field, the township leaders are like farmers, the village cadres are like peanuts grown in the peanut field, and the village party secretary is the biggest and plump peanut. Squeeze it, it will not produce oil, so if a farmer wants to get oil and water, he must be determined and ruthless to squeeze peanuts..." Ma Xiaole wrote five or six sheets of paper with his good metaphor.

After finishing writing, Ma Xiaole read it twice and thought it was okay, so he locked the drawer and went back to the dormitory.Walking to the door of Ji Yuanhua's dormitory, where the lights were still on, Ma Xiaole coughed deliberately, "You are so fucking bold, dare to be a thief in the office building!" As soon as the words fell, the lights in Ji Yuanhua's dormitory immediately Off, Ma Xiaole laughed.

The next morning, as soon as Ma Xiaole arrived in class, she was going to give Feng Yishan the materials she wrote last night, but it was too early, Feng Yishan hadn't come yet.Holding the materials, Ma Xiaole walked to Wu Yihong's office, saw Ji Yuanhua's forehead was bruised and swollen, and suddenly understood why Ji Yuanhua immediately turned off the lights in the room when he heard his voice last night. He was probably afraid that someone would go in and see his swollen head and blue face, but it was hard to tell what was going on.

"Hey, Director Ji, what's going on here?" Ji Yuanhua is also the deputy director of the government office, a non-executive deputy director, and no one usually regards him as a director. Everyone knows that he only holds the title for good It's just a promotion.

"Oh, I accidentally bumped into the door." Ji Yuanhua smiled awkwardly, this was the first time he smiled at Ma Xiaole.

"That's terrible, it's just like that by accidentally hitting the door, that's fast enough, why is it in such a hurry." Ma Xiaole laughed, looking like he was making trouble, indeed, he wanted to tease Xia Jiyuanhua .

Ji Yuanhua understood Ma Xiaole's intentions and made it clear that he wanted to run on him, so he immediately adjusted his mood and regained his previous aloofness, "Ma Xiaole, what's your business if I hit the door, what are you nagging about? "

"I don't have the time to chat with you, I have something to tell the big guys." Ma Xiaole said to everyone in the office: "Now you have to pay attention, there are thieves in this office building, I wrote the materials last night There were thieves outside the window, but I opened the door and grabbed the guy lying in front of my window, "slapped" two slaps made his eyes shine, and then "boomed" kicked him down!" Ma Xiaole looked Looking at Wu Yihong, she pursed her lips and smiled, then looked at Ji Yuanhua, her face turned blue and white, "That's not enough, I stepped forward to step on his neck and asked him to call me dad, who knows how old he is?" Yelling and saying not to call him father, I thought he was quite strong, who knows, he immediately said not to call me father but to call grandpa, you said that kid, is he a bitch!"

"I still call grandpa, but even if I call my wife, I can't get around him, I have to pour shit and urine on him, and see that he is still lying on the window like a thief!"

"It's still pouring shit and urinating, I think it should be cramping and skinning..."

When it comes to thieves, everyone started a heated discussion with each other, but Ji Yuanhua remained silent with a livid face.Ma Xiaole was still relentless, "Of course I won't let that cheap thief who lay on the window lightly last night want to send him to the police station, but he begged bitterly with snot and tears and said he would take me to him." The family messed with his wife, thank me for not turning him over to the public security organ..."

"Nonsense! Nonsense!" Ji Yuanhua finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Ma Xiaole, you fart! How can there be such a thing as you said!"

After hearing this, Ma Xiaole was not only not angry, but instead he laughed, "Ji Yuanhua, you said that I fart, there is no such thing, how do you know?" Ma Xiaole took two steps forward, bent over to look exaggeratedly Ji Yuanhua's bruised forehead, "Hey, Director Ji, could it be that you..."

Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiaole smiled and walked away, Feng Yishan was about to come, and he had to send him the materials.

Ma Xiaole left, but there was a group of tongue-tied people left in the office. Ji Yuanhua said that there is no silver 300 taels here, so didn't they all curse at Ji Yuanhua just now?

Ji Yuanhua knew that he had slipped his mouth, and he couldn't blame others, so he just stood up angrily and pushed away the chair and left.As soon as Ji Yuanhua left, everyone looked at each other for a few seconds and then covered their mouths and laughed.

When Ji Yuanhua heard the laughter coming from the office, his eyes straightened, but there was nothing he could do.

Besides, after Ma Xiaole came out, he went to Feng Yishan's office, put the materials in front of Feng Yishan with both hands, "Major Feng, take a look, and tell me if you have any amendments."

Feng Yishan reached out to take the materials, flipped through them, stared at them for a while, stood up suddenly, and pounded the table, "Who the hell wrote this? !"

Ma Xiaole saw that the situation was not good, but there was nothing to prevaricate, so he bent down and lowered his head and said in a low voice: "Major Feng, I wrote it. If it doesn't work, I'll take it back and change it." Find a way to get Wu Yihong to help, otherwise I really can't pass the test.

"What to change!" Feng Yishan laughed and took the material back into the sofa chair, and couldn't help sighing, "It's the first time I've seen such a fresh report material in so many years! Vivid and humorous, this kind of It would be great if the report materials could be borrowed into the meeting manuscripts for the conference, even if you read a hundred pages, you won’t feel drowsy!”

When Ma Xiaole heard this, his tense nerves relaxed, his back straightened, and his head was raised, "Major Feng, you're too much of an award. It's the first time you don't have much experience, so you just want to explain things clearly."

"This is the most important thing. The leader reads the materials just to see through and understand them easily. You wrote very well!" Feng Yishan stood up again and put the materials on the table. I've done it for you, got the documents done, and distributed them to every village as soon as possible, and strive to complete the tax quotas before the beginning of spring!"

"Success!" Ma Xiaole seemed to have received the imperial decree, and left happily, with high emotions.

This high mood lasted until I went to work in the afternoon. After I came out of the dormitory, I whistled all the way to the office building and didn't stop.

As soon as I got to the bottom of the office building, I heard a burst of noise coming from the second floor. I went up and saw that it was Jiang Kuizi who was making a fuss in the office, and the target was Wu Yihong.

"You want me to leave the cafeteria?" Jiang Kuizi's face was flushed, obviously he came here after drinking, "There is no door! I see who dares to fire me. If anyone fires me, then I will live in whose house all day long." , I really can't do it, I set fire to their house!"

Jiang Kuizi has a big belly and a round waist, with a sultry face, and no one dares to offend that posture.As the saying goes, "If you are capable, you will be afraid of being violent, and even if you are too violent, you will be afraid of death." This Jiang Kuizi is so violent, who would dare to provoke him!Even Ji Yuanhua, who has always disdained anyone, shrank when he saw Jiang Kuizi being so arrogant, and shrank back at his desk, not even daring to look at Jiang Kuizi.

The only one who can respond is Wu Yihong. If she should not be recruited, it will be unreasonable. Firstly, she is in charge of the canteen, and secondly, she is the one who wants to fire Jiang Kuizi. If she keeps quiet, then she will have no prestige in the future. .

"Jiang Kuizi, let me tell you, this is the township government, why are you being so rude!" Wu Yihong was forced to do it, and she had to fight hard if she couldn't, "You made the canteen look like that, do you still have the guts to do it?" !Tell you, I went to the kitchen of the cafeteria at noon yesterday, and I was so disgusted that I didn't eat until the evening!"

"The township government?" Jiang Kuizi sneered, "The township government is unreasonable? What happened to the cafeteria run by me, Jiang Kuizi, eating dead people? I am responsible for eating dead people! But there is nothing wrong now!"

"You..." Facing the unreasonable Jiang Kuizi, Wu Yihong was at a loss for what to do.

Jiang Kuizi looked around and saw that no one dared to speak out among so many people, and his arrogance became even more arrogant, "Look at you, all of you sit in the office all day long like old men, and you look busy. What the hell are you doing?" Jiang Kuizi yelled loudly, "You eat the flesh of ordinary people and drink the blood of ordinary people, and now you want to kick me out as an ordinary person, and tell you, there is no way!" In the office Six or seven people were all sullen, none of them dared to offend Jiang Kuizi.

Ma Xiaole had already walked to the door of the office, and Jiang Kuizi's screams echoed in his ears for a long time. He felt that what this guy said made sense, but he stood on the bow of the boat and said whatever he said, and now he is also the office of the township government Well, you can't just watch everyone in the office be silent like a plague, that would be too embarrassing.

"Hey, what are you talking about, what are you talking about during the day?" Ma Xiaole entered the office and raised his voice.This voice was like the voice of the savior to the other secretaries, and everyone looked up at him, including Ji Yuanhua.

"Hey, where is the boy, when is it time for you to talk!" Jiang Kuizi rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Ma Xiaole, as if he wanted to teach him a lesson.

Ma Xiaole saw that something was wrong, and it seemed that Jiang Kuizi was quite savage, and he would strike without saying a word.In desperation, he hurriedly pointed to Jiang Cupizi and said, "Jiang Cupizi, what are you doing, you fucking stop!"

Hearing this, Jiang Cuizi was stunned for a moment, then stared at Ma Xiaole, "What, who are you?" Jiang Cuizi was afraid that Ma Xiaole might have a big background, so he wanted to ask clearly.

Ma Xiaole didn't know what to say, but suddenly remembered the police station, and pointed to the police station on the east side of the gate of the township government, "The police station is right next to it, do you still want to play wild?"

As soon as the words came out, Jiang Cuizi smiled "Puchi", "Grandma is a bitch, I thought you had something to do with it, but you are also a bastard, and you are still counting on the police station. I tell you, I am not afraid of the police station. I've been here for many years, and I'm afraid that the police station is a fucking acquaintance!" Jiang Kuizi walked over like Ma Xiaole, rolling his sleeves again.

Now all the secretaries in the office were completely sluggish, but they were all relieved, and it was probably okay for Jiang Cupizi to catch someone and beat him up.They all waited for Jiang Kuizi's fist to fall on Ma Xiaole, especially Ji Yuanhua, with old and new resentments accumulating together, wishing that Jiang Kuizi would just jump on him and give him a violent beating.