90s, The Cannon Fodder Wife of the Paranoid Boss is Reborn

Chapter 127 How to marry you when you are a monk

 There's something not right about the drunk kid tonight.

Bai Lu looked at the figure leaving the door in a hurry and touched her forehead, feeling a little strange.

 But it seemed like the same thing happened to him last time when he was drunk.

In order to avoid a recurrence of the disaster, Bai Lu did not pull away the neatly folded quilts on the bed, but piled them all on the inside and end of the bed, with the two quilts stacked on top of each other.

The mosquito nets on both sides were hung high, the sheets were rolled up to the end of the bed, and the pillows were placed on the quilt at the end of the bed.

 There is only one bamboo mat left in the whole big bed.

Even if he vomited the wine, he could only vomit it on the bamboo mat and would not touch other things on the bed.

After making the bed, Bai Lu got out of bed, went to the table by the window, opened the drawer, and took out the accounting book.

 And in the drawer, after settling the eight sales of sugar-roasted chestnuts last night, all the money was earned in total.

 30,186 yuan.

 Thirty thousand yuan will be returned to Xiao Cheng, and one hundred and eighty-six yuan... you can rent a house in the city.

Although Xiao Cheng said that she didn’t have to pay the rent, water and electricity bills, and that cooking could be used to offset the rent, and the money for food shopping could be reimbursed out of the 30,000 yuan, Bai Lu didn’t plan to do this.

 During these days, she didn't buy vegetables or cook a few times. It was Xiao Cheng who often bought and cooked. He always had reasonable and legitimate reasons.

 It’s not easy for everyone to make money, and she’s not eating or drinking these days, so she can’t just pretend to be stupid and reimburse her for groceries.

 It is appropriate to repay Xiao Cheng 30,000 yuan.

Bai Lu waited for a while, but Xiao Cheng hadn't come back yet, so she could only put the money back in the drawer, get up and go out.

Has the table been cleared yet?

After putting it away, the entire courtyard was empty. The bowls, chopsticks, and dishes on the big round table and the small square table were all gone.

 The empty wine bottles scattered on the ground were also in the trash can.

The crisp sound of clinking dishes and chopsticks came from the kitchen.

Bai Lu thought Xiao Cheng was washing the dishes, but when she got closer, she saw Xiao Wei rolling up his sleeves and getting ready to wash the dishes.

 “Where is your brother?”

Hearing the familiar voice, Xiao Wei replied without looking back: "He went out. He said he would be back soon."

Bai Lu recalled Xiao Cheng's state just now. After drinking the honey water, he had alleviated his drunkenness a little and still had the strength to hold her. He should not fall into the ditch.

He didn’t ask any more questions. He rolled up his sleeves and walked in: “I’ll wash it. You squeeze some dish soap and wash your hands clean. Go back to bed quickly. We have to go to school tomorrow.”

 The sink next to the cupboard was filled with dishes and water had been put in it. Bai Lu rolled up her sleeves and walked over.

Hook the little guy standing on the small bench down, take over the position, bypass the small bench, and start washing the dishes.

Xiao Wei was stunned for a moment. He didn’t drink, but when he was taken down, he felt dizzy and inexplicably excited.

 After the death of my parents, except for the last Qingming Festival, my eldest brother pinched my arm and got into the car once.

 No one has ever hugged him, even just a little hug.

Only Bai Lu, whether touching his head or carrying him off the bench, is very natural and gentle.

 Very kind... looking forward to the next time without realizing it.

Bai Lu washed the chopsticks, put them in a bamboo sieve to drip water, and found that the little guy next to her legs was still standing stupidly, staring at her blankly, his innocent and bright eyes motionless.

 It’s a bit like Xiao Cheng’s strange and complicated look before he kissed the back of her hand tonight.

"Did you drink secretly and get drunk?" Bai Lu bent down and looked into the little guy's innocent and big eyes.

 The little guy immediately shook his head: "I didn't drink."

After saying that, he moved the small bench beside her legs and put it back in its place. He took one last deep look at her and went out.

Bai Lu was confused: "You haven't squeezed out the dishwashing liquid yet!"

  “There is it outside.”

It seems that there is indeed a bottle of dish soap next to the well.

Bai Lu didn’t think any more and went back to washing the dishes.

 Fortunately, the cake appeared in Xiao Cheng's house for the first time. Everyone's understanding of it was that it was eaten and made a wish, instead of being smashed everywhere after eating and drinking as in later generations.

 It is not troublesome to wash the dishes and chopsticks. Pour some dish soap into it to remove the oil stains, quickly clean it with a rag, drain it and put it back in the cupboard.

 The door to the front yard sounded.

As soon as Bai Lu walked out of the kitchen, she was dragged back to the room by a man who was returning in a hurry with a bag.

　　The force of the pull was so strong that he was obviously very dissatisfied with her disobedient behavior of getting out of bed and sneaking away without waiting for him to come back.

He was so dissatisfied that after returning to the room, he closed the door behind his back and pushed her directly onto the chair on the table in front of the window.

Without saying a word, he stuffed the bag into her arms.

"What is this?" Bai Lu opened the bag and found a small rectangular yellow sponge inside, and another, a black thing with a wire, that she didn't recognize.

 “Clipper.”

Xiao Cheng picked up a chair and sat across from Bai Lu. He took out the hair clippers and put them in her hands.

 Looking at her motionless.

The eyes that used to be as calm as water are no longer calm, and the urgency is obvious, but he just doesn't speak first.

 Waiting for her to ask.

　　Apparently still drunk.

Bai Lu smiled helplessly and could only ask the child first: "What are the electric clippers used for?"

 He immediately replied: "Shave your hair."

 “Hmm…shave your hair…huh? Shave your hair!”

Bai Lu's calmness after knowing the answer turned into horror. She looked straight at the boss who was sitting upright on the chair, looking at her motionless, as if waiting for her... to take action.

 Swallowed hard and asked in a low voice: "You want me to shave your hair?"

 The boss nodded.

　　　Bai Lu’s horror instantly doubled: “Shave your head?”

 The boss continued to nod.

 The hair clipper was cut off with a click.

The boss picked it up, put it back in the hands of the stunned girl in front of him, and said seriously: "You shave it for me."

 One sentence directly broke Bai Lu's illusion. This was true, not an illusion. Xiao Cheng wanted her to shave his head, not cut it or wash it!

 Shave all your hair instead!

  Should Xiao Cheng become a monk?

Then you should also go to the temple to find the abbot to be tonsured.

Instead, look for her, a **** who has never had her hair cut or shaved!

"I can't." Bai Lu shook her head sincerely.

"you will."

Xiao Cheng looked at her stubbornly: "It will be fine if you shave it off."

Bai Lu continued to shake her head: "I really don't know how. I have never cut anyone's hair or shaved their heads since I was a child. It will damage your head and it won't look good."

 “You don’t have to look good.” The boss doesn’t care about looks.

Even though his appearance is very resistant to being beaten and shaved, Bai Lu still dare not do it: "Why do you want to shave your head?"

 “There is no reason.” A three-year-old child has no reason.

 Does it mean to start from scratch?

Bai Lu changed her mind and asked in a more friendly way: "Do you want to become a monk?"

  Xiao Cheng: “…”

 “Inappropriate!”

 “How can I marry you when you are a monk!”

"Cough! Cough cough cough..." Bai Lu choked on her own saliva and coughed violently. A broad hand reached out and patted her back. It took a long time for her to regain her composure.

"That...this..." Bai Lu smoothed over her cluttered thoughts and persuaded the child softly: "Actually, there are barber shops on the street, um... the prices are not very expensive."

 (End of this chapter)