90s, The Cannon Fodder Wife of the Paranoid Boss is Reborn

Chapter 329 Good stuff

 Early morning.

Bai Lu and Xiao Wei carried small hoes and dustpans to the old house that had been bulldozed to do the final cleanup.

Luo Shiliu has just mastered the excavator skills, and the old house was bulldozed very quickly without any sloppiness.

It is also good to remove the bricks and rubble that should be removed, but the force is too great and the bulldozing area is a bit wide.

 The vegetable garden suffered disasters all the time.

Of course, the vegetables inside were not harmed. After all, there was a chestnut tree so far away that I couldn’t put my paws in.

 In general, except for the rose bushes across the river, other places were more or less "preferred" by the excavator's big paws, and were covered with a little mud.

 The nest of the old hen and the big chickens was moved to a temporary house yesterday and kept in the backyard vegetable garden.

 The mud-padded jacket will be fine with a little treatment.

 “Sister-in-law, there is a silly fish here.”

Xiao Wei stared at the stupid fish swimming in the river with his belly upturned for a long time. After cleaning up the mud-padded jacket, he immediately came to the small river carrying a dustpan and prepared to catch fish.

Bai Lu, who was carrying a small hoe, also saw the silly fish in the river: "It swam so crookedly that it bumped into the river bank several times and couldn't turn over. I felt like something was missing from my head. Eating it wouldn't affect my IQ, right?" ”

Xiao Wei was confused: "Is there such a thing?"

Bai Lu nodded seriously: "I heard from others that eating stupid fish can easily affect the normal functioning of the brain."

  Xiao Wei: “Then if we don’t eat fish brains, our brains can function normally.”

 Bai Lu: "That makes sense."

 Wait, something seems wrong?

Now that I haven’t eaten Silly Fish, can’t my brain still function normally?

“Eldest brother doesn’t like to eat fish heads either, so he is very smart.” Xiao Wei put the dustpan into the water to catch the fish.

He said: "However, last time my sister-in-law put a fish head on my eldest brother, he was still as smart as ever after eating it."

 Silly fish actually ran away!

Bai Lu stared at the fish, and when she heard the little guy's words, she was astonished and surprised: "Your brother doesn't like to eat fish heads?"

The first time she put a fish head on Xiao Cheng, Bai Lu remembered that it was the day Xiao Cheng bought fish when he first arrived.

 The roof of her house leaked, so Xiao Cheng repaired the tiles. During the meal, she was "considerate" about Xiao Cheng's hard work and gave him a fish head.

Xiao Cheng just glanced at her and didn't refuse. He quickly finished the fish head without any expression.

  She thought that Xiao Cheng liked to eat fish heads, and every time he cooked fish, she would put fish heads on him.

 He ate it all without saying a word.

 Don’t like...Is that so?

"I don't know." Xiao Wei realized that he had said the wrong thing and shook his head decisively.

"My eldest brother just ate less before. I never said I didn't like it. My family rarely bought fish. Maybe my eldest brother himself didn't know whether he liked fish heads. He ate all the fish heads you gave him, so he shouldn't hate it." ”

Xiao Wei couldn't resist Bai Lu's staring gaze, so he decisively carried the dustpan and chased the silly fish.

Bai Lu chased after him and asked, "Besides fish heads, what else does your brother like to eat?"

 Xiao Wei thought of the sweet sugar-roasted chestnuts and shook his head like a rattle: "I don't know."

Wait a minute - "I didn't say that brother doesn't like fish heads, sister-in-law, please don't think so."

 “Don’t worry, I’m not thinking too much...”

Just as Bai Lu was about to say something, a voice that sounded both righteous and evil, and sounded like a smile but not a smile, came from behind.

 “Sister-in-law.”

Bai Lu and Xiao Wei, who were fooled by Silly Fish, turned around at the same time.

Li Jianfeng was standing two meters in front of the doorway of the old house before it was demolished, with a smile on his face.

Wu You on the side was silent, with the same smile on his face, and holding a black plastic bag in his hand.

 The two of them walked through the ruins one after the other.    Come towards the river.

 “Sister-in-law, are you catching fish?”

Li Jianfeng is tall and has long legs. He walked to the river in front of Bai Lu and Xiao Wei as quickly as possible. His eyes were shining brightly at the fish swimming in the river, as if he was choosing prey.

Suddenly he turned his head and looked at the dustpan in Xiao Wei's hand. He grabbed it with one hand, but did not use it to catch fish.

 Instead throw it aside.

With excitement on his face, he said to Bai Lu: "Sister-in-law, how can you catch fish with this thing? I'll give you a good thing!"

“I guarantee that as soon as you throw it down, all the fish in the river will fly up for you to choose, and you can eat whichever one you want!”

Xiao Wei was robbed of the dustpan and thrown away. He was about to speak angrily...but was covered by Bai Lu.

"No thanks."

　　Bai Lu declined Li Jianfeng’s kindness with a standard smile: “We don’t want to eat fish today.”

Li Jianfeng’s crazy eyes staring at the fish instantly shifted. He stared at Bai Lu with regret for a second, and then his eyes lit up again.

“But I want to eat fish, sister-in-law, won’t you disagree? Your river is clear and clean, and the fish you raise must be very clean too! It’s crispy and fragrant when fried, and the fish head is crunchy when you bite it!”

　　When speaking of the word "嘣嘣", the horrifying sound of teeth grinding sounded at the same time, falling down, and it was weird and permeating.

Paired with his slightly crazy eyes, it seems that he is not interested in fish at all, but only in the bones.

Especially that gaze, which was moving down Bailu, and was about to look into the eyes of the little guy.

Bai Lu immediately covered Xiao Wei's eyes, took him back, and protected him behind him.

Xiao Wei has seen the way Xiao Cheng beats people, cruel, ruthless, ruthless, and indifferent to others.

I have never seen Li Jianfeng like this before. Before he even made a move, the cold air kept coming out.

The cold and terrifying feeling that cannot be covered by the scorching sun makes people's hair stand on end and shudder.

 As if being targeted by a scary monster.

Xiao Wei didn't dare to run around anymore, he hid behind Bai Lu with his hands clenched, and used his ears to pay attention to the movement.

"If you like fish, just catch it. If you don't like the dustpan, you can use other things to catch it. You can catch as much as you want. If you catch too much at once, it will be wasted if you can't finish it." Bai Lu politely refused Li Jianfeng's powerful weapon.

 If you guessed it correctly, the plastic bag Wu You was holding contained all special torpedoes.

 It is the torpedo Li Jianfeng used to blow up the river during the dragon boat race on the Dragon Boat Festival.

This torpedo's effect in blowing up the river is so eye-catching. If it is thrown into the river, it will not blow up the entire river.

 When Li Jianfeng heard Bai Lu's words, he seemed to have just thought that such a situation would happen, and looked distressed.

“Sister-in-law is right! It’s shameful to waste money, but I want to taste all the fish in the river. What should I do? I’ll catch them with my hands, and I’ll catch them as soon as possible.”

Bai Lu smiled and said nothing.

Wu You, who was holding the torpedo, felt that Bai Lu’s smile at the moment was comparable to that of his crazy boss.

 It’s not a crazy laugh.

 But it can be tied with Crazy Laughter.

 “Hey! I’m kidding~ Sister-in-law.” Li Jianfeng squinted and smiled, looking away from Bai Lu’s face.

 Turn to Wu You.

"Why are you still standing there, giving the gift to my sister-in-law! Do you really think I want to eat the whole fish in the river? Where is my brain? How can I finish eating so many fish in one meal? If I can't finish it, it's a waste of fish, but what will happen to me? The sky was struck by lightning~"

 That’s not what you said before you came...

Wu You has adapted to his boss, who can switch between two faces at any time, and immediately handed over the plastic bag to Bai Lu.

Bai Lu declined: "Thank you, we can't eat that much in one meal, and we are more used to using a dustpan to catch fish."

 (End of this chapter)