A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

Joshua did not expect that Quirrell’s summons would arrive so early, after all, as far as the timeline of the original book is concerned, there is still a long way to go before the end of the first part, and he should still be able to touch the fish for a while.

Quirrell also didn’t expect that he would let that kid do him a favor, and he would actually refuse!

….

When Gryffindor was about to meet Hufflepuff at a Quidditch match, Quirrell called Joshua into his office with a small note.

“Listen up boy… This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity… I heard that Dumbledore will go to watch the game live, and because of Madam Hooch’s sick leave, Snape will also be on the referee himself…”

Quirrell gripped Joshua’s shoulders with both hands, like a madman.

“Oh… Other words… Not only is the Headmaster on your opposite, but also Professor Snape? He usually looks bitter and bitter as if he personally owes him a million, but he didn’t expect that he was still a good teacher who cared about the school! ”

Joshua stepped away slightly, touching his chin, intending to tease Quirrell.

“Wang’s hair?! What did you kid say?! And dare to praise Snape that B· I·T· C·H are you TMD trying to mutiny?! ”

He succeeded, and Quirrell was furious, and smashed his fist on the table.

The shock caused the water cups above to overturn, and the water that flowed out directly wet Quirrell’s textbooks.

“Ah, Professor, your book… Wet with water…”

Joshua was not frightened by Quirrell’s hideous face, but kindly pointed this out to him.

Quirrell’s gaze moved down Joshua’s fingertips, noticing his unrecognizable textbook, densely filled with his lecture notes.

“OhNo！ My textbook! My lesson plan! ”

Quirrell clutched his head, slumped in his chair with a desperate look, and couldn’t help but let out an impotent roar.

“Eh… Professor, we’re mages… Isn’t it over with a little magic or something…”

Joshua really didn’t know what to say, so he took out his wand and waved it on the table, and suddenly the entire table and textbook were brand new.

Thanks to Quirrell is still the final boss of the first part, now this appearance is no different from the second fool in the neighbor’s house.

“Okay, professor, I’ve already helped you get your textbook, so don’t get entangled in any lesson plan…”

Perhaps because he is despised for his teaching level, Quirrell currently attaches great importance to his textbooks and lesson plans, and will do a lot of preparation before every class, but because of this, the quality of his teaching has indeed improved a lot.

Quirrell said with a smile: “..?? Thank you then…”

He then shook his head, and said with a strong spirit: “Talk about things… My target item has basically been determined, but it was obtained by Dumbledore’s defense…”

“But fortunately I’m already from the sea… Ahem… I’ve somehow obtained part of the defensive profile there… As long as you can hold Dumbledore and Snape down, then I…”

“Impossible!”

Joshua immediately shouted, “Are you a broken skull?!” Professor Quirrell! How could I possibly involve two smart adult wizards?! Not to mention the first White Wizard in the world, Headmaster Dumbledore! ”

“Do you want me to pull the headmaster’s sleeve and stupidly ask him what he ate last night?!” Or let me ask Professor Snape why he doesn’t wash his hair all the time?! If I say so, you will see my body at the entrance of the Forbidden Forest the next day! ”

“You listen to me first! Brat! ”

Quirrell’s brows furrowed tightly, seemingly upset that Joshua had interrupted him.

“Quidditch matches usually go on for a long time… You know that too, right? After all, Gryffindor has already fought Slytherin…”

“What I want you to do is persuade the Gryffindor team to delay the game as long as possible. Then at halftime, you stumble a little bit for Harry. You know, Dumbledore cares about the boy who is not dead… As long as Harry has a problem, the scene will definitely be chaotic, and then I…”

Quirrell smiled evilly, indicating that everything was in words.

Joshua also smiled evilly, saying that this fool didn’t know what was the fastest time to finish a game in the history of Quidditch…

“But here’s the problem, although I think I’m a little capable in magic, but that’s only among first-year students. With my trick, what kind of curse do I want to put on Harry… That would definitely be discovered. ”

“And I’m good friends with Harry after all… Cursing him so simply will definitely make the headmaster suspicious…”

Joshua said as he carefully observed Quirrell’s look.

“So… Could you…”

Joshua thought it would be great if he could learn a little dark magic from Quirrell.

Quirrell raised his eyebrows and said, “What you said makes sense… So be it…”

He got up from his chair, walked to the locker, and tinkered inside.

It took a while before he came over with a small bag and threw it in front of Joshua.

“Oh… That’s it… You pour a glass of water, add this thing to it, and hand it to Harry Potter…”

Quirrell looked at Joshua with a hesitant look, and continued: “But don’t worry, this thing is a good thing that dissolves in water and can delay the effective time, even Snape’s Potions Master may not be able to find the problem on Harry… And its medicinal effect is also very simple, just simply make people want to diarrhea…”

“If that Harry could endure being taunted and ask Snape to suspend the game, but if he had to hold on and keep the game going… Hum… Let me give you a wake-up call first, prepare an umbrella… Don’t let anything weird spill on you…”

Joshua couldn’t help but take a step back in disgust, this man’s mind is really dark, if it really does, then Harry will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole academy!

Gee… Heaven sent dung or something… It’s exciting to think about…

But… If Harry really didn’t have an instantaneous Slytherin, should he actually hand the water up?

For the development and progress of culture and entertainment in the magical world of Ying Country….

MAYBE THE TWO VESTS OF DIOR BRANDO OR THE UNKNOWN MR. JOJO ARE COMING OUT AGAIN…

(Thanks to Mr. Hesheng Peng, Mr. White Little Wolf, Mr. Spokesperson of Death, Mr. Master Brother for the flowers…)

The timed chapter set, probably at this time I was already on the way to practice subject three… Ah, how annoying… ）_

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