After Graduation, I Fooled My Classmates Into Being A Summer Mercenaries

Chapter 11

Chapter 10, The Battle Experience

“My goodness, Lu Xuan, you really dare to write.” Chen Zhiyu looked at Lu Xuan dumbfoundedly.

“Good fellow, why don’t you say that you have been on a rocket and traveled through space with you!” Yuan Hua said with a disdainful expression.

“Well, your suggestion is good.” Lu Xuan smiled badly, then took up his pen, pretending to be going to revise the registration form.

“I’ll go, say you are fat and you are still breathing…” Yuan Hua hurriedly stopped.

“I always thought that I was enough to pretend to be forceful, but only after seeing you did I know that a strong midfielder has a strong midfielder.” Xiaojin looked at Lu Xuan and made a gesture of clasping his fists with both hands.

“Boss, only Niubi can express my feelings.” In Dachun’s eyes, Lu Xuan was extremely mighty.

People who felt that this kind of filling was very unreliable, looked at Lu Xuan together.

They think that this kind of portrait is too exaggerated. After all, according to the experience written by Lu Xuan, no one can complete it.

Lu Xuan, who was being stared at, said calmly: “I will ask you, I just filled in, will they check it?”

“This……”

Jin Mingyang stared at the registration form and said, “There is no way to verify it…”

“That’s not enough!”

Lu Xuan slapped his thigh and said loudly: “It is so ambiguous, they can’t do anything about it, right?”

With that, Lu Xuan patted his thigh again.

“We just wrote it like this, it looks very tall, but there is no way to check it carefully.”

“It’s deliberately creating this kind of unpredictable!”

“Otherwise, do you have a better way?!”

“Fuck!”

Lu Xuan said and patted his big i-thigh, with a very confident expression on his face.

I have to say that Lu Xuan’s words are very reasonable, and he is expected to write nothing when he is bare, so it’s better to make a mess like this.

“A dead horse is a living horse doctor, there is a door!” Chen Zhiyu nodded, agreeing.

“The sword goes slant, it can be considered a way!” Jin Mingyang also agreed to do so.

“What else to say, just as the boss said, the designation is correct!” Dachun still supported Lu Xuan as always.

“Hmm…” Yuan Hua looked at Lu Xuan shook his head and said, “The way is good, but…”

“Just what?” everyone asked.

“Just, can you pat your thigh…” Yuan Hua glanced hard at Lu Xuan, who was still patting his thigh.

“What do I say…” Lu Xuan hurriedly retracted his hand and muttered to himself: “Why don’t my legs feel at all.”

“Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

After laughing, everyone got together and reminded each other to edit.

“Chen Zhiyu, what you said… just write it like this!” Lu Xuan said as he asked Chen Zhiyu to write on the registration form:

“A few months ago, I performed a mission in the Amazon rainforest, severely injuring the strength of a regiment of the enemy, and fought with 3 leopards and won.”

“I go….”

Chen Zhiyu wrote with a pen, and sighed: “With my body, I can still win 3 leopards. Isn’t that going to show me!”

“Why would it be exposed?” Lu Xuan disapproved: “Can they still ask the leopard in the Amazon rainforest!”

To solve one, it was Yuan Hua’s turn next, Lu Xuan thought for a while and said:

“Your words… Yuan Hua, wrote that he had performed the mission of sniping the SEALs at sea and held his breath underwater for 20 minutes!”

“Twenty minutes?!!!” Yuan Hua stopped writing in surprise: “Is this still a human? What a turtle!”

“Stop nonsense, aren’t you Tidal Hailing? I didn’t let you write for 30 minutes. That’s not bad!” Lu Xuan said flatly.

“…”

After Yuan Hua finished writing, Xiao Jin hurriedly said: “Lu Xuan, how do I write?!”

“Well…” Lu Xuan touched his chin for thought, then snapped his fingers and said: “Writing this way, once accepted the task, undercover in the Golden Triangle drug production area, successfully sleeps the female drug lord and let it destroy it by itself. All drugs grown and produced.”

“This is good, this is good!” Xiao Jin said excitedly: “I like it!”

“Cut!” Everyone cut contemptuously.

In the end, there was only Dachun that hadn’t written yet. Lu Xuan squinted for a moment, and then said: “Dachun, just write like that!”

“Hey!” Dachun took the pen and was ready.

“One year ago, he drove a fighter jet over the high seas and shot down a U.S. f16 fighter jet!”

“Fuck, the fighters have come out?!” everyone exclaimed.

“What’s the matter with this, isn’t it just sea, land, and air three habitats? Our team is all occupied!”

Looking at a serious nonsense Lu Xuan, the students’ faces are all capitalized with the word “niubi”.

The most difficult “battle experience” has been written, and the rest of the registration form is simple.

“Write quickly, and hand in after you finish!” Under Lu Xuan’s urging, the students worked hard to fill in the book quickly. .