"Actually, after saying so much, it's of no use to you. Even if you keep these things in your mind, you still have to lick them when you meet a girl."

Shen Lang said seriously: "So I suggest you practice more. Once you have more contact with girls, you will feel that they are not that difficult to deal with."

"Hey, I understand the truth. The main thing is where can I find so many girls to practice it?"

Zhao Zikang helped clean up the mess on the table: "It's not like you don't know me. I passed a girl on the road and I walked away with my neck hunched."

"Looking at your potential, I don't know how you found this job."

Shen Lang couldn't help but laugh out loud, as if he saw his shy and introverted self at the beginning.

After the two were silent for a moment, Zhao Zikang couldn't help but ask: "Shen Lang, what are you going to do in the future?"

"What do you mean?"

Shen Lang asked absently.

"The two of them!"

Zhao Zikang asked with curiosity and gossip: "Who do you plan to marry in the future? Or who do you plan to break up with?"

Shen Lang raised his eyes and glanced at Zhao Zikang, then continued to clean up the dishes on the table calmly.

"Shen Lang, although I am not qualified to criticize you, you should at least show your sense of responsibility."

Zhao Zikang warned impassionedly.

"We have been playing together since childhood, and I have always felt that you are not the kind of person who always gets into trouble and always gives up. If you don't want anything to happen with Li Liusi, you should explain it to them properly so that we can get together and part ways."

There was a snap, and the sound of a porcelain bowl breaking was heard.

A bowl was accidentally touched by Shen Lang and fell to the ground.

Zhao Zikang mistook this as a sign that Shen Lang didn't want to continue talking, so he had to shut up angrily.

"Broken."

Shen Lang kicked the debris at his feet, looked up and looked around for a broom.

Zhao Zikang said disapprovingly: "If you break it, just break it. You make so much money now, why do you still care about a bowl?"

Shen Lang grinned: "I'm talking about my sense of responsibility."

Zhao Zikang was stunned for a moment when he looked at the fragments on the ground, and then his eyes widened in disbelief: "Fuck, what do you mean? You are all..."

"Please, Brother Kang, stop giggling and go take a shower."

Shen Lang took the broom and laughed and scolded: "On the Internet, it is said that you singles just like to give advice to those who have a partner. It seems that this is really the case. You should lick your vagina first."

"Fuck, I don't care about you."

Zhao Zikang complained angrily.

Since Shen Lang didn't want to talk about this topic anymore, he wisely stopped it, put down the dishes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

"More verbose than my mother."

Shen Lang shook his head depressedly.

The reason why Shen Lang dared to tell Zhao Zikang everything about this matter was because he believed that he would definitely keep it a secret for him.

This is what true childhood education is like. There are some things that even parents are not willing to talk about, but they are willing to tell them all about it.

Zhao Zikang knew the importance of this matter. If he really told Li Liusi, Shen Lang was a man with two legs.

The result will only be: Shen Lang and Li Liusi's relationship breaks down, Zhao Zikang will not get any benefits,

On the contrary, you will lose a good friend who is willing to help you when you are down and willing to share secrets with you.

It is no exaggeration to say that if Zhao Zikang did something like this and other friends knew about it, everyone would subconsciously distance themselves from him.

Just kidding, someone just transferred you 20,000 yuan to help you chase your girlfriend, and you tell other people the secret they told you. Then who will dare to dig into your heart to socialize and chat?

.......

After taking a shower, the two grown men crowded into a small bed back to back.

Thinking back on all the bad things he had done, and thinking about Fa Xiao who was riding two boats next to him, Zhao Zikang tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

"Shen Lang, you can't hide this matter forever, can you?"

Zhao Zikang asked seriously: "In a few years, you have to give them an explanation, right? Unless you move abroad and find a country where you can marry two wives."

Shen Lang asked angrily: "Kangzi, do you know what you are doing now?"

"Just a few words for you, I'm impatient again."

Zhao Zikang said indignantly: "I am advising you to return to your lost ways and reluctantly give up your love, so that at worst you can get a beautiful woman back in your arms!"

"Then you know what I'm doing?"

"What are you doing?"

Shen Lang turned around and handed the phone screen to Zhao Zikang. This was the WeChat chat box. Shen Lang was chatting with Su Lexuan.

Today, Shen Lang drove to a distant place and bought an oversized Pikachu figure for Su Lexuan as a compensatory gift for Valentine's Day.

Female elf: "Wow! What a big Pikachu! I like this gift very much, you are so thoughtful, Shen Zhu!"

After a long sleep, he said, "Do you think I spent a long time looking for such a big Pikachu?"

........

As soon as he fell asleep, he said: "Okay, okay, let's not talk anymore. Tomorrow is Monday, you can get under the bed early, and we will talk about {Storm Inhalation Kiss} after class tomorrow."

Female elf: "Haha, I like this emoticon, and it belongs to me now! {King of Stealing Pictures}"

"Are you chatting with Su Lexuan?"

Zhao Zikang asked, tilting his head.

"Otherwise? Did you see that when you were educating me, I was already taking care of both ends, and the bowl of water was even."

Shen Lang grinned proudly.

"So instead of empathizing with me, you might as well think about how to lick your penis to the bed. I don't need your advice, buddy."

"Crap, sleep!"

Zhao Zikang patted Shen Lang's thigh hard and then turned around, not wanting to deal with Shen Lang's mess anymore.

In fact, after thinking about it carefully, Zhao Zikang felt that Shen Lang was right.

Since he has the ability to tread two boats, he must have a way to deal with it.

I have never been in a relationship before, and my first girlfriend was a bronze player who I bought with money. How can He De teach an extraordinary master how to operate?

Zhao Zikang took out his mobile phone with a complicated mood and opened the chat box with Li Qianqian.

The boy who lives in a small house: "Qianqian, I have received my salary. I will come to your school to see you next Saturday?"

Sweet strawberry cookies: "No need, just meet at the airport."

The boy who lives in a small house: "Okay, I've also asked for leave. Then we can have fun for two days!"

The Dwelling Boy: "And I checked online. There are many interesting places where their concert will be held. How about we go boating then?"

Sweet Strawberry Cookies: "Well, you can arrange it."

Dwelling boy: "No problem."

Sweet strawberry cookies: "Okay, the weather is a bit boring today and I feel uncomfortable. I'll take a shower and go to bed first."

The boy who lives in a small house: "Forward the video: What should you do if you have a headache? Here is a trick to teach you how to solve it!"

During the chat between Zhao Zikang and Li Qianqian, they always kept their postures low, with a hot face but a cold butt the whole time.

It's not like Shen Lang and Su Lexuan, they are so sweet and you can feel each other's love through the screen.

"Am I really a licker?"

Zhao Zikang closed the screen of his phone and sighed deeply.

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