All my disciples are sand sculpture players

"Ouch? Do you want to be the Nine Guardians? Of course!"

"It doesn't matter if your strength is very weak. What really matters is having a firm heart!"

"Believe me, as long as you buy this invincible iron wall three-piece set, you can definitely become one of the nine guards!"

……

The third-test human player boss of this weak savior shop chuckled and then said confidently

"Really? Boss, you didn't lie to me?"

"Haha, we are honest, brave, kind and never lie! Look at my sincere eyes!"

"But boss, the corners of your eyes are full of chili noodles.~"

"As a diligent shop owner, if your eyes are too dry due to overuse, it is reasonable to sprinkle some chili powder and shed some tears to moisten your eyes, right?"

"Dig, that makes sense! So what are these three pieces?"

"Fufufu... let me introduce to you, my weak chicken savior brand, invincible and life-saving three-piece set!"

……

The third-test human boss of the Weak Chicken Savior Shop smiled proudly, and as soon as he raised his hand, he showed off three items.

One is an extremely bizarre full-body suit of armor made of pure wood!

One is a face-faced man whose whole body is burning with flames!

And finally, there is a super handsome fish tank made of gold!

"This sacred wood armor is made of wood chips containing the original flavor that were hand-rolled by Wang Zhujian, the king of wall hangings! We specially invited master-level members of the Shenmu Grandpa Group to bless the nine-fold Shenmu color! It can be called the strongest physical defense in the entire server! In this day and age, it makes sense that wood is 10,000 times harder than steel, right?"

"This is the flame cloak form of Brother Flame Face. It has been trained so that even a monkey can use it flexibly! You see, as long as you pat this man's head, he will automatically change into the form of a flame cloak, which can effectively resist almost all spell attacks including the source!"

"Finally, there is the Gold Series Supreme Fish Tank, which is specially made for you, Miss. You can take a bath and beautify your face at ordinary times. Once you encounter a battle, you can grab it and hide in it, and you will be absolutely at ease! Don’t even ask about defense, classics never go out of style! In this day and age, what is the difference between going out without a fish tank and committing suicide?"

……

The third-test human boss of the weakling savior shop spoke slowly, and his words were precise and logical, although to the ears of the sixth-test girl player Rainbow Fairy, it seemed like all nonsense.

But it seems to sound like it’s true!

"To put it simply, it is a piece of armor made of wood, a face man, and a fish tank. These three together are the strongest defensive suit in the entire server? Boss, I feel like you are lying!"

"Indeed, to be fair, someone once told me that wood is 10,000 times harder than steel, that noodles can be worn by people, and that fish tanks can be used for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. I will definitely slap him to death. What nonsense are you saying! But now, at present, these three pieces are really the strongest defensive suits in the entire server, bar none!"

"So, how many contribution points?"

"If sold to a man, the total would be 300,000. Of course, if sold to a girl, it would only cost 3,000!"

"Wow, boss, are you offering such a big discount?"

"That is required! The three of us who took the test were all super gentlemen! By the way, girl, do you need a boyfriend? you see me……"

"He's only fifteen! Boss, you need to start in three years!"

"It doesn't matter, I can wait for three years. In terms of endurance, our three tests are the strongest in the server!"

"Let’s talk about it in three years! Well, three thousand contribution points are transferred to you!"

"OK, come on, let me briefly explain to you one thousand and eighty common ways of using it.……"

"？？？"

……

Soon, Rainbow Fairy, a cute new girl player in the Sixth Test, put on the Shenmu armor, with the extremely thin flame cloak of Flame Face hanging on the back. As for the fish tank, it was suspended in the air, holding up Rainbow Fairy.

After all, as a tenth-level heavenly weapon fish tank, it is very reasonable to fly in the starry sky.

At the same time, like the Rainbow Fairy, many newcomers to the Sixth Test were finally persuaded and started shopping in the commercial street run by the Three Testers.

After all, the Unreal boss personally came forward to prove the quality of these products. In addition, the price sold by the three testers this time was indeed fair, and it was not deceptive as if it were doubled by more than ten times or even hundreds of times!

And the most important thing is... the store opened by Sanchai is really comprehensive!

"Boss, the gold series has tricked me several times. What should I do if I really can’t accept it?"

"Huh? Don’t like the Gold Series? Tell me earlier! I also have platinum series, six-course series, diamond series, melon skin series, barbecue style series, etc., you can find them all!"

"Haha, my equipment has been fully upgraded. You can't even think of cheating me out of my contribution points in the third test!"

"No need for equipment? That's all right! Come to our Chaos Wind brand hotpot restaurant, which uses the original recipe of Nurgle clan’s poisonous pot that Brother Mian brought from the sealed place of the endless abyss! Absolutely delicious!"

"Haha, not only do I have no need for equipment, but I also definitely don’t eat messy hot pot, how about it? Is there any way you three testers can trick me into contributing points?"

"Don’t want to eat hot pot either? That's all right! Grandly opened, Mian Ge's Foot Picking and Foot Pavilion employs 108 Siyuan Mian Ge people. After careful training and working with Emperor Yan clones, they have absolutely superb and skilled foot-tacking techniques, giving you noble enjoyment and a supreme experience! It’s better to take action than to be tempted!"

"Stop talking about it and take the contribution points! I want to enjoy spending today!!!"

"？？？"

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