Am I A God?

“It’s too cold-blooded.” Mocha shouted: “This world is so dark! No hope!”

“What is dark?” Elizabeth dismissed: “In any case, they are also harassed by your X. I think they may be more willing to stay inside.”

Nana, who came out of the room, looked at Mocha, who was rolling around, and asked, “What happened to this cat?”

“I don’t know, maybe it’s constipation, I can’t pull it out.” Zhao Yao said casually.

Mocha is picking up his ass, a pair of looks on the ground.

“Rely!” Zhao Yao held down the other’s head and said, “You are a stupid cat.”

Mocha is angry: “I want to see shallowness. If I don’t see it, I will learn Mango, and I will pull the urine every day.”

“If you stop me for a while, you can’t stop me, unless you let me see it!”

“This dead cat.” Zhao Yao said in his heart, just want to teach each other a meal, but suddenly stopped: ‘ Indeed, I stopped for a while, stop not a lifetime, then use Illusion? ‘

Thinking about the pillow that was thrown away last time, Zhao Yao shook his head: ‘No, Illusion is the last resort. ‘

So he looked at Mocha in front of him and had to say: “I have done it. At the end of this month, the decoration is suspended. If you can get the cat in the cat coffee next month, I will let you go into the stomach. shallow.”

“True!” Mocha said happily when he heard Zhao Yao’s words: “I’m coming to the star cat, and now I can play the glory of the king’s heart, waiting to see the shallow.”

YuanYuan on the side leaned over Mocha and said in the heart: “I will get the star cat next month!”

So when Mocha left, YuanYuan quietly came to Zhao Yao’s side and looked forward with a look: “Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, if I also got a star cat, can you see shallow?”

“Well?” Zhao Yao saw YuanYuan’s eager look, and thought: “Well, this female cat can be used as a bait to make YuanYuan and Mocha work hard, and it can also be used to motivate. YuanYuan. ‘

Thinking of this, he nodded and said: “That is of course, but with your current performance, it is unlikely to be a star cat.”

“What should I do? Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, help me!”

“First lose weight.” Zhao Yao said: “From today, keep running every day, first reduce 5 weight! Then change the image step by step.”

YuanYuan did not retreat after hearing this, but after a little silence for a while, he nodded and said: “I understand, but can really become a star cat after losing weight?”

“It’s more than a star cat. As long as you train yourself according to my plan, I promise to train you into a million cat fans. There are both the power of the tiger and the elegance of the cheetah, as well as the majesty of the lion. The cat sees the cat love, the shallow one will love you at first sight!”

“True!” YuanYuan’s mind showed his image of a slender figure, like a white tiger.

“Of course it’s true! I will wrap you from start to finish, letting you get rid of the image of the past. Don’t say shallow, maybe even Elizabeth will be…”

YuanYuan excited: “Double fly?!” His fat body seemed to tremble.

“Cough, almost.”

YuanYuan’s eyes flashed in the burning spirit: “Then I will go running now!”

Looking at YuanYuan running in the living room, Zhao Yao’s mouth tilted slightly: ‘Good, according to this fighting spirit, at least one or two pounds can be reduced? ‘

……

In the same night, in a certain district of Jianghai, Xiaoyu is slipping through the Huskies and… their own beauty is short.

I saw that the Fishball was brought to the collar and pulled the leash to walk on the sidewalk.

Fishball’s mouth opened, like a dog continually vomiting his tongue. When he saw other dogs walking past him, he yelled at the pedestrians and pet dogs passing by, as if he really became a dog.

After the call, he wandered around the side of the huskies and said: “Boss, boss, how do you see me.”

“Yeah.” The noodles nodded and said: “The performance is good, keep up the good work.” For this younger brother who has recently surrendered, the rough face is still quite satisfactory.

And relying on the side effects brought by the ghost possession, although the rough surface has no superability, it can not be separated from the dog’s body, but it has the ability to communicate with the super cat. It is half a super cat, but it has been Disdain and exchange with Fishball.

In fact, since this time, he has been bullying Fishball, relying on the human mind to become more and more favored in the eyes of Mom and Dad and Xiao Yu, the status of the family is rising, and the Fishball has no resistance.

After that, let the cat show his strength again and show his hand directly in front of the Fishball, then he surrendered the super cat.

“Oh, think about it, it’s better to surrender the super cat than to drive away this super cat.”

Fishball was shocked by the power of the ghost cat, thinking that it was the strength of the Huskies, and thoroughly invested in the dog party. Looking at the rough face and said with a flattering face: “Long live the super dog! Super dog strong Invincible! Barking!”

Rough: “Hey.”

Fishball shook his tail and said with a dog’s leg: “Boss, I decided not to be a cat anymore. From today I am a dog. Wang Wang!”

There was a cat and a dog’s rain on the side, and from the first few days, she didn’t know what was going on. Fishball suddenly began to learn to bark, and then she learned to lick the tongue like a dog. Sliding like a dog.

“This idiot, do you really think of yourself as a dog?” Xiaoyu knows that cats can make all kinds of sounds, and the cats who learn dog barking are not without, but like this, they completely regard themselves as dogs, she I have never seen it before.

More than just a strange change in Fishball, the cat on WeChat, the strongest national costume, has never ignored her. She even recently deleted Xiaoyu’s WeChat, which made her feel particularly angry.

When she spoke, she saw that Fishball came under a tree and lifted her hind legs up, like a dog began to pee.

Xiaoyu looked at this scene silently, and suddenly he said, “Fishball, you know the way home.”

Fishball looked at the rain and nodded. He said, “Yes, the two-legged dog, of course I know the way back.” He was full of disdain in his tone, apparently because he found a new backing, and he did not Light rain is in my eyes.

It was impossible for Xiaoyu to understand the cat. Just seeing Fishball nod and immediately said, “Well, Fishball, can you help me slip through the rough face and finish my home?”

Although I like Fishball and rough noodles, it is very time-consuming to walk the dog every day, so Xiaoyu thinks about whether or not to liberate labor.

Just saying that Fishball is not blocked by rough face: “Promise her!”

So a few minutes later, a cat and a dog spit their tongues and began to go shopping happily.

The cat followed behind them and said with a boring look: “Trouble, this is a bit boring. Xiao Yu always wants to go to school, do homework, don’t watch the game, and rarely play a few kings’ glory. But it is Fishball. I know that I am playing the glory of the king, but I still lose, I think I want to vomit blood.”

Thinking of watching the game, he missed the days behind Elizabeth.

“It’s better to go to Zhao Yao to play there?” Unconsciously, the ghost cat has drifted in a direction different from the direction of the Fishball and the rough face.

The rough face spit out the tongue, and I thought: “The first step in the dominating community begins today! The key is to find the super cat! Most of the pet cats in the house are sterilized, and the number of super cats in Stray Cat should be More is right. Just dominate the Stray Cat world and master countless super cats… I can…hey.”

He has already thought about the overall plan. From this community, he relied on Fishball and the cat to surrender a stray super cat, and then attacked the next community from this community, conquering more and more communities, surrendering more and more. Stray super cat.

“…With the wisdom of these super-powered cats, I can fool them in minutes. As long as I conquer enough communities and super-powered cats, I can build a country… I will be the emperor… I will go to the peak of my life, even with humans. contend!”

When he thought of it, he took a Fishball and strolled around the community to find the trace of the super cat.

Finally, Huang Tian did not bear the painstaking dog. They found more than 20 cats in a basement.

Seeing the dark basement, more than 20 cats were lying on the ground, and they seemed to lie on the ground without bones. Even some male cats and cats were there in the light of the day, and the Fishball was red and red.

He whispered: “Boss, what are they doing?”

“Probably a gathering of wild cats, let’s start with them.” I thought of it, and I screamed with a rough face, and then the whole dog stood up, as if people were squinting and went in.

“Who are you boss here?”

The two innermost cats in the cat group turned their heads and looked at each other and whispered.

“Who are these two fools?”

“Is the dog able to wake up? Come to the game?”

Fishball laughed, Wangwang said: “Wangwang! What do you say in a whisper? Let me respect you, I tell you! This is our boss, super dog king – rough face! He is determined to dominate the world and open up the world’s male dog. !”

The Huskies snorted and licked their sharp teeth, causing a common wild cat to make a hip-hop sound. All of them bowed and retreated.

“See no! wolf-like teeth! A bite down, even steel can bite!” Fishball continued: “I tell you, from today, we are the boss of this community, who are you dissatisfied?”

“I don’t want to stand up! I hit him to serve!”

After that, Fishball squeezed his paws proudly, raised his provocatively, and released a colorful light on his paws, and suddenly turned the scene of the straw into a place of Judy.

In the entire underground room, more than a dozen ordinary wild cats came out and chased the colorful light spots. They were run around with Fishball.