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Zatanna gripped her magic wand, each wave causing a demon to explode into pieces, leaving the ground littered with demonic remains. Heaven knows how long she'd been fighting here.

A massive energy source approached, which Zatanna naturally detected. Seeing it was Tian Xiaoban, she pointed to the door and said, "Have you learned spatial magic? If you have, go help me patch that hole!"

Tian Xiaoban flew above the spatial gate: "I've learned it, no problem!"

He fired energy blasts into the hole as if they were free, blocking the demons' path. His immense mental power connected with the surrounding spatial elements, prioritizing the deployment of a sealing array. Sealing was much easier than repairing.

Hordes of demons still tried to break through the seal, forcing Tian Xiaoban to reinforce it again and again. Once Zatanna finished dealing with the demons that had already emerged, she joined Tian Xiaoban in repairing the spatial gate.

The mental power of two great mages meant they could connect with and utilize even more spatial elements.

In just five minutes, the two of them repaired the spatial gate.

Without the spatial gate, the demonic corpses here gradually began to dissipate.

"Phew—! Finally done. I don't know what's gotten into these demons, are they trying to invade the human realm? A spatial rift opens every other day! It's exhausting!"

Zatanna's complaint made Tian Xiaoban feel so awkward he wanted to dig himself a hole to hide in.

Zatanna, oblivious, continued, "Thanks this time. There's been a demonic surge recently. If you run into trouble, contact me as soon as possible!"

"Uh… Teacher, I have some questions I want to ask."

"Oh, right, you're a Grand Mage now. You can ask anything you don't understand. As long as I know it, I definitely won't hold back. Go ahead."

Tian Xiaoban said with an awkward smile, "Uh, I want to know the map of Hell."

Zatanna placed her hand on Tian Xiaoban's forehead, checking if he had a fever: "Did you lose your mind? That's a place for demons. Even if you're a top-tier mage, you can't possibly leave there safely!

The last person who asked me this question was named Constantine. He wanted a map of Hell to save a little girl's soul. You don't need to guess what happened to John after that. He's been blacklisted by the magical community for years. He's the only one. Now, tell me, what's going on?"

"Don't be angry, Teacher, when I tell you."

"You've gotten into big trouble?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded.

"And it's related to Hell?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded awkwardly.

"Tell me, what is it? I'm mentally prepared."

Zatanna used a low-level meditation to clear her mind and suppress her emotional fluctuations.

Tian Xiaoban: "I fired a city-destroying level spell into a rift to Hell!"

Zatanna: "Hmm? That's nothing. If you have the ability, you can indeed throw spells at Hell and blast those demons back."

"Yeah, yeah." Tian Xiaoban, obediently nodding JPG, "And then I got noticed by Lucifer."

"Who?" Zatanna's mind blanked for a moment. "You said who?! Lucifer?! Holy crab!!!!"

"For a moment, I suspected you were Constantine in disguise. He came to me asking for a map to deal with Lucifer. You're asking me for a map, don't tell me you're going to deal with Lucifer too?"

Tian Xiaoban waved his hand frantically: "No, no, no, don't misunderstand. My partner was thrown into Hell because of a bet. I need to find him within a month. Otherwise, the entire Hell will launch a full-scale invasion of the human world in a month!"

Zatanna was numb, her expression blank, her limbs stiff. She used her remaining sanity to continue asking:

"Why? If Hell invades, won't Heaven care? The angels will stand up for this kind of balance-breaking thing, right?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded: "They might participate. However, the other person, or rather, the god, involved in this bet is 【Dream】 from the Endless family. If I don't resolve this matter within this month, then when the demons invade humanity, 【Dream】 will also become their help."

"…"

The speechless Zatanna suddenly covered her ears, and then: "Ah—↑"

She launched into a soprano, deafening Tian Xiaoban and shattering all the glassware around them.

After venting, she didn't want to talk to Tian Xiaoban anymore.

Before leaving, she pulled out a roll of parchment from her magic hat, casually tossed it, and then teleported away, not wanting to stay for even a second longer.

The parchment fell lightly to the ground.

"Is this my fault? I'm a victim too! And didn't we agree not to get angry!"

Tian Xiaoban complained, bent down, picked up the parchment on the ground, and opened it to see that it was blank.

"How do I use this? There's no instruction manual!"

Tian Xiaoban stuffed the blank parchment into his pocket.

"Teacher said Constantine went to Hell, so he should be more familiar with it. I'll go find him!"

Tian Xiaoban took out his phone, clicked on the spaceship APP, and the Quavas Key in the sky received the signal and immediately landed.

"Search the entire network for Constantine. Anyone with that name, male or female, list them all for me!"

[Received, searching… ]

[Database comparison in progress… ]

[There are a total of 16881 people… ]

"List all the Constantines related to Teacher Zatanna!"

[Searching… Data comparison in progress… ]

[There are two men and one woman, a total of 3 people related to Ms. Zatanna.]

"Then let's go, let's find those three!"

The Candy Spaceship instantly locked on and accelerated at full speed!

[Arrived.]

Chapter 100: Scumbag Constantine: I handle things, you can rest assured.

Tian Xiaoban descended from the sky, landing on one knee in a superhero style.

"Hiss… It really hurts. As expected, this action isn't something a non-superhuman can do at all!"

He staggered to his feet, rubbing his numb knee.

Amidst the shocked expressions of those around him, he walked up to the homeless man on the street: "John Constantine?"

The homeless man was also bewildered; such a sudden appearance of a strong man was quite impactful, especially since he came over to talk to him.

"Huh? Oh! Oh, that's me! Who are you?"

Tian Xiaoban suspiciously sized him up and down: disheveled hair and dirty face, a tattered coat, bare feet.

His arms were covered in needle marks, clearly a hopeless drug addict.

Even if Constantine was down on his luck, he wouldn't be like this, right? At least he should always have a cigarette in hand. Look at this homeless man; he doesn't seem to have any cigarettes on him.

Tian Xiaoban suppressed his disgust, squatted down to take a closer look at his face, and asked, "Do you know about the situation in Hell?"

The homeless man's expression suddenly changed drastically, and he immediately knelt down in terror, begging for mercy: "Please, please, I don't want to die yet, don't kill me!"

His dramatic reaction caused everyone around to look over. Tian Xiaoban awkwardly stood up: "Ah, sorry, I got the wrong person. You can continue spacing out."

With a flash of white light, the teleportation activated, and Tian Xiaoban instantly returned to the spaceship: "Kowalski, wrong one. Next!"

[Received!]

The spaceship drifted in the sky for a moment.

[Arrived, boss.]

This time, Tian Xiaoban jumped to the top of an office building and took the elevator downstairs.

He looked out of place among the crowd in the elevator, and they stared at each other until he reached the third floor.

Tian Xiaoban awkwardly walked out of the elevator and, following Kowalski's directions, wandered around before finally finding the law firm.

Okay, the one I'm looking for now is a woman. Her profession is a lawyer, and she's in this law firm on the third floor.

"Hello, I'm looking for Constantine."

"She's over there, third cubicle. I hope you brought enough money," the receptionist kindly reminded him.

Tian Xiaoban was stunned for a moment: "Ah? Oh, I mean, thank you."

He passed through the separate reception room, which was a dedicated area for conversations with good soundproofing.

He walked into the office area.

Constantine was sitting at her desk processing documents. Hearing someone approach, she looked up and glanced at Tian Xiaoban.

"First, state how much you can pay in legal fees, and then I'll consider how much time I can squeeze out. If the money isn't enough, don't waste my time!"

She was wearing a beige trench coat, had blonde hair, and her tone was full of desire for money. It could be her.

Tian Xiaoban: "Uh, I'm not here to file a lawsuit. I want to ask, do you know about the situation in Hell?"

She frowned, giving him a look as if he were an idiot: "Hell? This is Hell. Listen, this is a law firm. If you want to ask such ridiculous questions, you should go see a psychologist. If you're here to chat with me, then I don't think it's necessary."

You could hear the impatience in her tone. Looking at the pile of documents on her desk, she was probably really busy.

"Alright, thank you for your advice."

Tian Xiaoban decisively left; this wasn't her either. If it were the real Constantine, she would definitely agree to cooperate and then sell you out when the team was formed, never refusing business.

He walked out of the office building, making a phone call: "Kowalski, how did you judge that? How could those two be related to Zatanna?"

[According to the monitoring records, she once looked for Constantine just like you. These two were the ones she contacted.]

"...This is really...a pitfall. Where's the next one?"

[West, eight kilometers away, the Hobo Bar.]

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A motorcycle flashing golden light sped past on the road. Tian Xiaoban drove towards his destination.

To be honest, Tian Xiaoban was a little worried, afraid that the remaining one would also be a fake.

If that were the case, he could only be like a blind, reckless man, going into Hell alone.

The Hobo Bar was located next to a garbage dump in the suburbs outside the city.

The cool, ghost-fire electric motorcycle stopped outside the bar, instantly attracting the attention of the surrounding homeless people.

Tian Xiaoban got out of the car, kicked out the stand, and ran into the bar.

The other homeless people didn't see Tian Xiaoban take out the key. They excitedly ran to the electric motorcycle, wanting to take the opportunity to drive it away.

"Sh*t, this car doesn't have a key?"

"Idiot, it should be a hidden button. Look for it."

"Oh, right, right, right! Look for it."

"Holy crab, this car is just too f***ing cool. Even if I can't drive it away, I'm going to carry it away!"

"That makes sense, let's carry it together!"

Five strong men worked together, and the electric motorcycle was lifted up by the five.

The anti-theft system on the electric motorcycle, which was the AI Kowalski, immediately released a blue electric shock. This pure metal electric motorcycle had a very effective range of discharge.

The five people were shocked to the ground, and the homeless people who were not shocked were scared away from the motorcycle.

...\n...\n...

Tian Xiaoban didn't care about what was happening outside. He ran into the bar and shouted directly, "Constantine! You bastard, you owe me money!"

The shout shook the heavens, stunning everyone.

The old drunks in the bar, seeing some fun to watch, all looked towards the guy sitting in the corner of the bar who was already drunk!

This was very obvious, a clear target.

Tian Xiaoban walked over and lifted the drunkard's head to look at him. He had a scruffy blonde beard, and you couldn't see his face clearly. The smell of alcohol and the bottles piled on the table showed that he had drunk a lot.

Tian Xiaoban rummaged through his old trench coat, no business card, no phone, no money!

Damn, you have nothing! And you still dare to drink so much wine?

Tian Xiaoban was angry. As expected, he had probably wasted his time again!

"Damn it, where did this scumbag Constantine run off to? Could this guy have heard the news and hid in the Mystery House, not coming out?"

"Ah? What Mystery House?" The drunkard, who had just been woken up by him, vaguely heard these words as soon as he woke up.