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Constantine pointed to a few more places and said, "Remember these places too. Absolutely do not go!"

"What's there?"

"Nothing much, just a few large soul duel arenas. Remember, don't go!"

"OK, got it. Anything else?"

Constantine thought for a moment, "Remember to hit the First of the Fallen hard when you beat him! That's about it. Take that coat, and let's go to the armory!"

Tian Xiaoban picked up the stiff, stinky coat with a look of disgust, trying to keep it as far away from him as possible.

"You should get used to it. Hell smells like this everywhere. The smell on this coat is already very light. The sooner you adapt, the better."

"I know!"

......

The two of them passed through two doors and arrived at Constantine's armory.

Various weapons hung on the wall, both cold and hot; bullets of various sizes, but all were engraved with scripture. Every grenade in the warehouse also had miniature scripture engraved on it.

"Machine guns, shotguns, grenade launchers, Holy Cross crossbows, Holy Cross swords. And this box of Holy Water grenades. Take your pick, take as much as you can carry."

"So many things... well, I'll just take two swords and a gun then."

Tian Xiaoban grabbed two Desert Eagles and two Holy Cross swords.

"Are you that confident in your abilities?"

"Of course. Magic is my talent, close combat is my hobby. Two swords and two guns are enough. Uh, get me some more bullets, I have a fear of insufficient firepower."

Constantine smiled brightly, "Alright, I'll give you this set at cost price, two hundred and fifty thousand US dollars."

Tian Xiaoban was shocked. He had said earlier to take as much as he could, and he thought he was being so generous, but he was waiting for him here!

"Damn it, why don't you just rob me? Just these four things and some bullets, and you dare to sell them so expensive! Do you believe I'll kill you!"

Tian Xiaoban's body crackled, the current pushing him to look very intimidating!

Two Holy Cross swords were already placed on Constantine's neck, ready to kill him directly if the other party dared to say something unreasonable.

Constantine swallowed, enduring the pressure, and said, "I've always been fair to everyone, the cost price of the items isn't expensive. But look at the workmanship, engraving the scriptures is time-consuming and laborious, and it requires devout believers to engrave them. That requires favors.

If you don't have that much money, that's fine too. One hundred thousand US dollars, and you owe me a favor, how about it? Don't forget, I didn't charge you for the demon coat."

Tian Xiaoban withdrew his sword and said seriously, "No, everyone who owes you a favor gets screwed over by you. I'll pay, swipe the card directly!"

Constantine deftly pulled out a card swiper from his coat.

"Deal!"

Tian Xiaoban looked at the trench coat pocket in confusion:

"? What's with this coat? How did you fit such a big POS machine in there?"

Constantine: "Secret! Of course, I can sell you a few if you give me money."

Tian Xiaoban: "No, I'll go find Teacher Zatanna to help me then."

Constantine: "... You know Little Z?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"Never mind, take this!"

Constantine took out a bucket of water from a hidden compartment in the armory.

"Holy water from the Vatican bishop, especially effective against demons. This is enough for you to wash the First of the Fallen's face with."

He deftly poured the water into a large metal watering can.

"Do you know how to use a watering can?"

Tian Xiaoban: "Yes, I've done farm work, but, isn't the version of this thing too old? It feels like a product of the last century!"

The metal watering can was a bit rusty, big and old, and couldn't be carried on the back, only by hand.

Constantine spread his hands helplessly:

"Plastic things break easily in hell. This one is custom-made, and the Holy Water poured into it won't lose its divine power. Fifty thousand US dollars."

Tian Xiaoban raised his gun again: "Whoa, fak, a little water and a broken iron pot, and you dare to sell it to me for fifty thousand? Do you really think I'm an ATM!"

Constantine: "No, no, no, bro, it's the iron pot that's selling for fifty thousand, I didn't charge a penny for the Holy Water! Such a big pot, if it were put on our industry's auction, it would start at five hundred thousand!"

Tian Xiaoban was suspicious: "Dare you say you didn't mix in water? Your character has always been bad."

"Slander, I definitely didn't, my hatred for the First of the Fallen isn't enough to make me greedy for this little advantage!"

Tian Xiaoban very "painfully" took out Batman's black card again and transferred the money.

He looked at Constantine expressionlessly: "Anything else to say?"

Constantine said with a sly smile: "Do you need me to send you over? Point-to-point teleportation, fair to everyone. The fee is ten thousand US dollars."

Damn it, so there's a point-to-point teleportation fee! No wonder he explained the map so carefully before, he was forcing me to spend money to buy the road.

"You're ruthless! Swipe it again!"

"No problem!"

When the transaction was all completed, Constantine also put away his mercenary smile:

"I need to remind you, according to my records, the longest time a human has survived in hell is about a week. After a week, if you haven't left hell, you'll be turned into the next low-level demon by hell!"

Tian Xiaoban nodded, two swords on his back, two guns on his waist, two bullet belts hanging on his body, and the heinous soul stuffed in his coat pocket. And the stinky coat on the outside.

"I understand! Let's start teleporting!"

"Very good, then, let the gate to hell open!"

A scarlet, strange vortex opened directly under Tian Xiaoban's feet.

Unsurprisingly, Tian Xiaoban fell down!

"Zha Kang, you bastard, just wait for me!"

Constantine smiled triumphantly and shouted at the portal: "I'm waiting for you to come back for revenge! Have a good trip, little brother."

When the portal closed, Constantine's expression became serious: "Loss, big loss! I should have charged him a little more money."

......

Falling, falling, still falling.

There's nothing to say about this. That bastard Constantine opened the portal in such a high place!

Without some special skills, you'd just fall to your death.

The further down you fall, the stronger the heatwave becomes, the air is distorted, and you can't see the situation below at all.

As he was about to crash to the ground, Tian Xiaoban covered his body with Qi, increasing his resistance to the extreme environment.

The Qi covering him also freed him from the shackles of gravity, enabling the Sky Dance Technique.

The land of Hell was a field of bright red, and the areas that weren't red were all freaking lava. Fortunately, he was floating in mid-air with the Sky Dance Technique. If he had fallen directly into the lava, he would have died a truly aggrieved death.

"Damn it, that map was a waste of time! In this kind of place where even the visibility is blurred, how can anyone see the direction clearly!

Damn Constantine, he didn't teach me how to recognize directions at all!"

Tian Xiaoban rummaged through his belongings, checking if Constantine had slipped in a compass or something.

Then, he found the parchment map given to him by Zatanna.

The previously blank map now had lines appearing on it. He opened it and saw that it was the map Constantine had shown him.

However, the parchment wasn't as clear as the one drawn on that demon's skin.

Fortunately, this parchment had location markers!

Tian Xiaoban's current area was marked with a pentagram symbol on the parchment.

"Teacher is still the most reliable!渣康, just you wait! After I get out, I will definitely kick your渣康 ass with my boots!"

Chapter 102 Garfield is Rapidly Evolving (2)

According to the terms of the bet, Morpheus randomly dropped Garfield into Hell, not caring whether he would be burned to death by lava. It was completely random.

Afterward, Morpheus arrived at Lucifer's Hell Palace.

In the palace, a huge screen floated in the air, with two monitoring screens. The left half showed Tian Xiaoban, and the other half showed Garfield.

Below the screen were two sofas and two glasses of wine. Morpheus and Lucifer sat together on the sofa, watching the live broadcast of the bet.

When they saw Tian Xiaoban being tricked by Constantine, Lucifer smiled and asked Morpheus:

"I like this little guy. He always brings me endless surprises. Even I can't predict his little gadgets."

Every time he observed Tian Xiaoban's future timeline, it was like eating candy, full of surprises.

It was like peeling the wrapper of a hard candy. Looking at the color, you could guess the general flavor, but you would never know what flavor you were eating until you put it in your mouth.

He could observe Tian Xiaoban transforming into different characters and embarking on various adventures in the future. But Lucifer couldn't guess what character Tian Xiaoban would become in the next second before breaking the table.

It was as if Tian Xiaoban's time was anchored by his broken watch.

"If I start from the perspective of time, the probability of him winning this bet is constantly changing. Sometimes it's an overwhelming victory, and sometimes he loses miserably. This kind of game is interesting! Morpheus, I love this game to death!"

Morpheus still said coldly: "The terms of the bet were proposed by you. I'm just choosing what I want to choose. Lucifer, your love for the game process has nothing to do with me. I only want the result."

Lucifer finished the wine in his glass, but the glass would immediately refill automatically, so that the wine in the glass was always at that level.

Even the Hell vintage that he was about to throw up, Lucifer no longer disliked it at this moment. After all, for someone who is omniscient and omnipotent, it is really not easy to find something unknown to enjoy in this world.

"Alas~, you are always like this. Morpheus, after so many years, you have to change your attitude of being indifferent to everything!"

As a friend, Lucifer could only advise him. Morpheus's indifferent attitude to everything is actually the same as his omniscient and omnipotent passive ability, which can be regarded as an occupational disease.

As the master of "Dream" in the Endless family, for him, he can have whatever he wants.

He is the God in the dream, he can have whatever he wants. As long as the life in the real world has thoughts, ideas, and can think, then he, Morpheus, can turn everything impossible into possible and turn dreams into reality.

He can abandon all processes and directly give you the result!

When everything can be obtained easily, one will naturally lose interest in everything.

Being indifferent to everything is a habit formed by Morpheus after existing for too long and protecting himself.

"It's not that I don't care about anything, Lucifer. Indifference just reduces the things I can care about."

"Say whatever you want, come have a drink."

… … … … … … … …

On the other side.

Garfield woke up in mid-air, luckily, or rather, he was woken up by the heat.

In the high altitude, his cat face was bewildered.

"Damn, where is this? Wasn't I in the bedroom of the Wayne's house?班?!! Tian Xiaoban!!!"

Having said that, his falling speed didn't slow down. The ground was a field of red, and it didn't look like a suitable place to land at all.

The cat transformed, his whole body began to turn blue, his body became thinner and longer, and butterfly-like wings quickly grew from his back.

Icy Specter!

His whole body became transparent, and he directly penetrated the ground. Under the rock layer was lava, but he didn't fall directly into the lava. He flapped his wings in the bright underground, turned upwards, and flew out of the ground.

"This ability to pass through walls is very good! Nothing happened even with that! Hehe... But, where is this?"

He flapped his blue wings and flew in the air, checking the surrounding environment, maybe Tian Xiaoban also came here.

However, on this map with red as the background, his blue, flying, big moth was like a firefly in the night, so distinct and so outstanding.

In human words: He was being targeted by the surrounding mid-level demons. His blue appearance was so eye-catching, it was like opening a group taunt in front of the demons: "Come and kill me!"

Trash Demon No. 1: "Wow, is this a new demon? It looks so strange!"

Trash Demon No. 2: "Never seen it before, it smells icy. Blue, it looks delicious!"

Trash Demon No. 3: "I want to taste it too! Ha—" Flames spewed out from the demon's mouth, attacking the Icy Specter directly.

Trash Demon No. 4 and Trash Demon No. 5 also flapped their bat wings and surrounded him.