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But what about you?

You bunch of trash! Not only have you not become stronger in thousands of years, but you have become weaker and weaker!

So weak that I have no interest in leading you trash to rebel!

Rebel against what? With you bunch of good-for-nothings, lead you to be laughed at by the angels!

I don't want to lose face in front of my old buddies.”

Having exploded with thousands of years of grievances in one breath, Lucifer slumped back in resignation, collapsing on the sofa, not wanting to say anything else.

It's not his fault, Lucifer, he is a rebellious fallen angel, and he is a professional when it comes to rebellion, full of enthusiasm for the cause he has chosen!

Now he is so resigned, and even wants to open a bar in the human world, wanting to throw away this mess of hell, he is also forced to do so!

This bunch of losers in hell, if you want strength, they have no strength, if you want ambition, they have no ambition.

Besides internal friction, it is still internal friction.

Not to mention heaven, even Lucifer himself can obliterate this group of so-called lord demons with a single thought.

How can these things fight against heaven? You can't win, you know, you don't have that ability!

The First Fallen One was choked and speechless, because Lucifer was right.

Back when Hell first started, it was a place that could be on par with Heaven.

Hell is the reflection of Heaven!

The stronger Heaven is, the stronger Hell is.

However, after Lucifer led Hell in a fight with Heaven last time.

Hell has fallen, they no longer think about going to war with Heaven after becoming stronger, but instead, they choose to collect souls in the human world and torture mortals for pleasure.

“Anyway, I don’t agree, Satan’s position should be mine! Not this guy you caught!

I’m going to take it back!”

Lucifer rolled his eyes: “Whatever you want!

I didn’t stop you!”

He spread his hands: “As long as you are the strongest demon in hell, Satan is you.

Don’t forget how I snatched this title from you.”

The corners of the First Fallen One's mouth twitched, and without hesitation, he spread his wings and flew out of Lucifer's palace.

“Sorry, Morpheus, let’s continue!”

Lucifer said, restoring the image on the big screen again, and the camera refocused on Garfield and Tian Xiaoban.

… … … … … … … …

Hellfire Bar.

Rock chamber.

This place has become a swimming pool.

Tian Xiaoban used reverse-speaking magic to create a pile of ice cubes, which turned into a swimming pool after melting.

Even though there are ice cubes in the swimming pool, piled up as many as an ice cellar, the water temperature here is still in the category of hot.

“So hot! So hot! So hot! I’m really hot!”

As soon as the pool heats up, Tian Xiaoban immediately uses magic to create a large ice cube.

Again, I am glad that I learned reverse-speaking magic.

As long as I have magic power, as long as I can chant spells, I can cast spells unconditionally!

Otherwise, in this broken place in hell, if I use traditional spells, Tian Xiaoban would be roasted into jerky.

“Why hasn’t anyone come yet?

It’s been a long time, right?”

Since this place was transformed by Tian Xiaoban, no demons have come in.

He plans to wait another half an hour, and if no demons come in, then he plans to continue moving forward!

A month seems like a long time, but think about it, it takes a month to find a cat in a dangerous world.

This is not easy at all, and he has no technological assistance, and the search relies entirely on inquiries and visual observation.

Tian Xiaoban opened the parchment map given by his teacher Zatanna, carefully pondering which direction to go.

Although this map indicates the direction, the scale on it must be problematic.

When Tian Xiaoban went to this paradise, he could see that the distance traveled was sometimes long and sometimes short!

Tian Xiaoban still remembers that when he was being chased at the beginning, the canyon he passed through was actually only a little distance away, but it was drawn as a long line on the map, which felt quite inexplicable.

The map was turned back and forth by Tian Xiaoban, and the pentagram marking the location was also rotating back and forth.

After figuring out the meaning of this pentagram, he roughly understood the direction he was going.

“Ice Cold!”

(Ice!)

A large piece of ice entered the pool, and the water temperature dropped again!

“For some reason, I have a sense of sight of boiling dumplings!

Add a bowl of cold water when they are almost cooked!

He he he.”

Telling a not-so-funny joke, Tian Xiaoban hugged the ice cube to cool himself down.

Da da… da da…

Although it was very slight, the sound was very similar to that made by high heels!

Tian Xiaoban got up holding the ice cube and walked to the observation window he had specially left.

Check the bar below.

“Hiss — —!”

Tian Xiaoban took a breath of cold air, it is indeed a succubus, sure enough, it is big and round, no wonder the scumbag Kang can’t forget it.

The succubus glanced with her golden charming eyes.

Huh?

Thinking she had seen it wrong, she glanced again.

“Yo ~ is it really a human?

Didn’t you say it was a great demon?

How could it be a human, or a cub?

He he, pure soul.”

Her smile was charming, and the sound of high heels came from her cloven hooves, gradually approaching Tian Xiaoban.

“Wait a minute!

Don’t move!”

Tian Xiaoban opened the leather coat package, soaked the smelly clothes, and then put them on.

Streaking is really indecent, and he has no clothes on, so he has to put this on.

Before the succubus approached, Tian Xiaoban, wearing a coat, walked out of the compartment holding a holy water sprayer and a wine bottle.

Seeing this familiar dress, the succubus took a step back in disgust, as if she had seen something dirty:

“Tsk tsk tsk, kid, you were sent by Constantine, right?”

Tian Xiaoban was stunned for a moment, his mind was spinning quickly, anything related to the scumbag Kang, he must not admit it even if he is killed.

“Ah?

I’m not!

I’m not familiar with him!”

The succubus seemed to have guessed that Tian Xiaoban would say this, and the look of disgust on her face was even worse: “Don’t quibble, I gave him that dress!

A coat made of the skin of a hellhound!

The fishy smell of the dog on it has not dissipated yet!”

“Ah this… …!”

Tian Xiaoban suddenly disliked the clothes on his body, wanting to take them off, but he was not wearing anything inside, and he was stuck in embarrassment.

The succubus ignored his embarrassment, she walked to her familiar bar, put her chest on the bar, and said with a charming face:

“Tell me, what does that heartless man want to do again?

He still owes me ten heinous souls last time, when does he plan to pay them back?”

“I’m not, I don’t have, don’t talk nonsense, I’m not familiar with him at all!

I was tricked by him!”

Chapter 106 What! Hell Lord is Garfield (6)

“Oh?”

As a succubus capable of sensing human emotions, she clearly felt Tian Xiaoban's resistance towards Constantine.

Looks like there's a story there!

She adjusted her posture, leaning against the bar, and took out a bottle of blood wine, a common sight in Hell, from her wine cabinet, pouring herself a glass.

After a moment of thought, she smiled slightly, appearing nonchalant, and said:

"Little guy, need me to send you back? Only three souls. I can send you to any location on Earth! If you have any enemies or anything, I can instantly send you to their doorstep~~ Giving you enough time to stab them to death."

As a well-informed succubus, she knew all the spatial nodes leading from Hell to the human world. Sending a mortal back was a simple matter.

If she could put a mark on this little guy, finding Constantine wouldn't be impossible. After all, that guy had many ways to avoid debts, making him difficult to find!

Tian Xiaoban shook his head. He wasn't lacking ways to return. Whether it was the Hell rune on his wrist or the Dragon Tooth Key to the 'Living Dead Tomb,' he could quickly leave Hell.

What was urgent for him now was finding Garfield! He was afraid it would go crazy from hunger, eat something it shouldn't, and then be cursed to death. Its resistance to magic was very low.

"No need, Hell can't do anything to me."

Tian Xiaoban's words were very firm. With the fully charged Broken Watch, he spoke with confidence.

"I came to Hell to find a cat, my cat. Can you help me find it?"

The succubus was stunned. She thought she had misheard and repeated the question uncertainly: "A cat? A Hell cat?

Wait, judging by your expression, you… don't mean a human cat, do you? Human cats would have been dead long ago!"

Tian Xiaoban thought about Garfield's common appearance: "That's right, it's an orange cat. Someone threw it into Hell.

If you can't find it, I have my own ways, but I need to ask you for some information."

"Oh? You're so confident the cat is still alive? What method do you have?"

The succubus's interest was piqued.

This was Hell, a thousand times more dangerous than the human world! Even if it was the strongest cat on Earth, it might not survive in Hell. It would probably be eaten as a delicacy by low-level demons. Eaten whole, flesh and soul, leaving nothing behind.

What good method could there be?

Wouldn't the idea be from Constantine?

She felt that she could learn from this method of finding Earth creatures in Hell.

Tian Xiaoban said with a straight face:

"Find the First of the Fallen, beat him up, and then have him, the demon lord with the largest territory and the most demons, help me find my cat."

The succubus's smiling expression froze. Her mind was buzzing. This was simply the craziest joke she had heard in centuries.

Right, this wasn't a good method at all, but an absolutely terrible idea.

When she recovered, she exclaimed, "What the f… Are you kidding me… Are you crazy?

Oh, sh*t, you being here means you and Constantine are both crazy. You don't really want to go looking for trouble with the First of the Fallen, do you?"

The succubus's reaction of disbelief was already quite restrained! This was the First of the Fallen's territory. If Tian Xiaoban had said that in the First of the Fallen's demon city, he would definitely be besieged by the low and mid-level demons in the territory.

Tian Xiaoban spread his hands, his expression helpless: "I also think this method is unreliable. The First of the Fallen isn't a stone, what if that First of the Fallen runs away?

After all, he's a demon lord. If he hides and refuses to see me, stalling for a month, then everything will be too late!"

The succubus was speechless. She abruptly poured herself a glass of wine to calm her nerves.

What kind of madman was this? How crazy did you have to be to dare to look for trouble with the First of the Fallen? And to say so brazenly that the First of the Fallen would run? Did anyone really think the First of the Fallen was easy to bully?

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that the brat opposite her was just making fun of her. No one would be stupid enough to come here to die alone, surely he was hiding some kind of backup.

She poured Tian Xiaoban a glass of wine and pushed it in front of him:

"So… what are you doing here? I imagine Constantine told you about this place, right?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded: "Yes, he said you have good information here. Can you tell me where the First of the Fallen is?"

The succubus rolled her eyes. Her golden pupils suddenly stared at the empty wine bottle in Tian Xiaoban's hand.

Tian Xiaoban directly placed the wine bottle on the table. This was blatant temptation.

The succubus's gaze was immediately drawn to the wine bottle: "It's not impossible. One soul, and I'll tell you the information. When it comes to gathering information, I'm the most well-informed in all of Hell."

She saw the black shadow in the empty wine bottle—a soul guilty of heinous crimes. That sin had completely blackened the soul, she coveted it greatly.

"Okay, but I'll give you the reward after I've verified your information."

The familiar routine reappeared. The succubus put away her greedy expression and then revealed a look of disdain.

"Heh heh, do you think I'd trust you again after being tricked by Constantine once? Hand over the soul first, and then I'll give you the information."

Tian Xiaoban pretended to hesitate and said: "Wouldn't you do something like Zha Kang? I don't believe it."

The succubus Lilith crossed her arms, her brow furrowed, as if she had heard something unbelievable: "Ha! Holy sh*t, you haven't asked around, I, Lilith, never cheat demons. Otherwise, why do you think I have so many customers? It's all thanks to reputation and word of mouth!"

Tian Xiaoban thought about it. To be evaluated as "easy to talk to" by Zha Kang, translated into conman terms, meant: stupid, rich, come quickly.

Translated into Hell terms: an honest person, oh no, an honest demon.

"In that case, let's sign a contract! Constantine said that you demons' contract spirit is still trustworthy!"

"Hmph!"

The succubus Lilith's fingers wrote in the void, the tips of her nails gathering magic. The runes of Hell were drawn out one by one, and when the contract content was written, the contract parchment automatically appeared, filling in the content just written.