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The succubus Kalise was very satisfied with Constantine's broken defense expression. She raised her head slightly and said proudly, "Hell is very comfortable now, no worse than the human world! Don't summon us randomly if you have nothing to do."

She used magic to activate the formation and teleported herself back.

Looking at the extinguished fire formation, Constantine fell into silence.

His heart was itching like a cat scratching. He really wanted to know what was happening in Hell now.

He wondered if he should just open the Gates of Hell in the Mystery House?

However, Constantine chickened out again. A month ago, he had tricked the First of the Fallen. Going to Hell now would be like delivering a big gift to the First of the Fallen's paradise.

"Forget it, this should still be usable, right?"

Although this open space had been burned black, as long as he drew the formation well, he should be able to continue summoning.

Following the original formation, he drew the magic circle again, hoping that this time he could summon someone a little dumber.

"Servant of the unknown Hell Lord, I summon you here, gourmet demon of Hell. Answer me.

Come out, gourmet demon!"

In the rising flames, the formation lit up with a red light, and a fully cooked, charred giant tomahawk steak appeared on the formation.

Constantine: "... Holy crab, what the hell is this thing?"

The tomahawk steak opened its eyes and mouth and said, "Offer me delicious food, or I'll eat you!"

Constantine paused with his hand on the wine bottle. What the hell? Delicious food? Could it be that the new Demon Lord doesn't like extremely sinful souls?

He thought carefully about all the edible things on him. Apart from chewing gum, there seemed to be nothing else.

Constantine took out a pack of chewing gum from his pocket, opened it, and threw it forward.

Under the opponent's magical manipulation, the pieces of chewing gum flew into the tomahawk steak's mouth.

"Delicious, I want more!"

Constantine's tense expression immediately relaxed. It seemed he had bet right.

In that case, dealing with these gourmet demons only requires delicious things! It's much better than getting those damned souls.

He said with a warm smile:

"Yes, yes, as long as you can tell me what you know, I'll give you candy!"

"What news?"

"What's the name of the new Demon Lord, what's the name of his territory, and how big is the territory!"

"I only know that our boss is called Garfield! As for what his territory is called and how big it is, I have no idea!"

The tomahawk steak was a mid-level demon, and not a very smart one. As soon as it came out, it was active on the rock griddle in the Hell's Kitchen and had never been out far.

Constantine heard the key word: Garfield.

Although he didn't know the full name, as long as he had a title and a nickname, he was confident that he could summon the other party's clone here.

As far as he knew, the Hell Lord's clone would generally be suppressed to the level of a high-level demon by the rules of the human world. The formation he had originally set up should be able to expel high-level demons.

"Where's my candy?"

The tomahawk steak was still asking stupidly, but Constantine took out the cross necklace in his hand and pressed it on the ground without hesitation.

The sacred power resonated on the ground, instantly banishing the tomahawk steak back to Hell.

"Idiot, go back to Hell and eat!"

To put it more figuratively, opening a teleportation formation is like opening a door and walking in, while banishment is like kicking someone back. As for whether they can return alive, or whether they will be kicked to death, it is not within Constantine's consideration.

Next, it was time for the most risky attempt: to trick the new Demon Lord into coming up!

… …

Hell.

Garfield and Tian Xiaoban were developing ecology in his territory.

Many normal-looking demons had been born here. At least they were no longer in the shape of vegetables or steaks, and had a human form.

"If this continues to develop, there's no problem in creating a demon civilization!"

Tian Xiaoban watched the humanoid demons building houses here, as well as the mechanical engineers summoned from the 'Tomb of the Living Dead'.

Developing here, maybe they could create a good base.

As for the demons outside, with a red-haired Saiyan God Garfield around, there was no need to be afraid at all.

Garfield suddenly froze.

"What's wrong?" Tian Xiaoban asked.

Garfield: "Someone is summoning me? It's a summon from the human world. Are we already so famous? The human world is summoning us!"

Tian Xiaoban thought for a while: "It should be some evil cult in the human world that created a summoning ritual! It's probably a random summon, and it summoned you."

"That's not right either? The other side is indeed calling my name! It just added some prefixes like Demon King and Lord of the Territory, and added the words 'Garfield' at the end."

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Tian Xiaoban: "Then go and take a look. If the other side is an evil cult, you can clean them up by the way. If it's just a reckless person who summoned you out by mistake, just scare them!"

"Use my image to go, keep a low profile. Pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger is also a very interesting thing."

Garfield nodded, separated a part of his power, and teleported out along the summon.

… … … …

Human world.

Still the same old place.

Constantine looked at the magic circle in confusion: "What's going on? Did I call the wrong name? But that demon was so stupid just now, he shouldn't have been fooled, right?"

The formation seemed to be delayed. The white light chose to flicker between flashing and not flashing.

Like a strobe light.

"? Is this connected, or not?"

He didn't know if it was flashing too fast, or if it was really connected.

A figure suddenly appeared on the formation!

After clearly seeing the person on the other side, Constantine exclaimed, "Holy crab! It's you! You're still alive!"

Garfield was dumbfounded. Who is this guy? Are we close? Do we even know each other?

"Wait, wait! Let me sort this out. You went down there for almost half a month, and then you became a demon lord?

Good heavens, I'm going crazy! I can't believe it!"

Constantine grabbed his messy hair, his expression rivaling that of Fan Jin passing the imperial examination.

Tian Xiaoban Garfield asked, "Who are you? I don't know you!"

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"Hey, bro. I'm the one who sent you down there, remember? What's wrong? Are you pretending not to know me?"

Constantine didn't want to miss this excellent opportunity. Since he could summon him from Hell, he must know something about Hell.

He eagerly recounted his encounter with Tian Xiaoban.

Constantine thought that by doing this, he could make the other person feel guilty and help him out a bit.

Especially when he mentioned how Constantine had a tearful clearance sale, selling all his treasured weapons to him, Tian Xiaoban had to give him some face.

Xiaoban Garfield seemed thoughtful.

… …

Meanwhile, in Hell.

Garfield's main body used magic to conjure up Constantine's appearance and display it to Tian Xiaoban.

"Ban, do you know him?"

When Tian Xiaoban saw the beige trench coat and the sly smile, he recognized him:

"Damn, how could it be Scumbag Con? Is he the guy who summoned you?"

Garfield nodded, indicating that it was indeed him who had summoned him, but Garfield was also a little surprised: "You really know him?"

What a coincidence!

Tian Xiaoban didn't hide anything and quickly explained Constantine's situation, adding: "Yeah, although this guy ripped me off for a lot of money, I did find you based on his plan of action.

By the way, can I chat with him?"

Garfield recalled the memories in his mind. He had eaten many demons and learned a lot about the connection between demons and the human world. There was too much strange knowledge in his mind, and he needed to sort it out.

After a moment, he replied:

"No problem. It's very simple!"

Magic connected to Hell, and then the scene here was captured and transmitted to the human doppelganger.

This was to save magic power. The human doppelganger was like a leaky balloon, and would disappear when its magic power was exhausted, and the rate of consumption was not slow.

— — — —

In the human world, Xiaoban Garfield, who had just received a magic power boost, connected the Hell scene and initiated a video chat between Hell and the human world.

"Hey, Scumbag Con! You scammer! Bastard! The two swords you sold me can't kill demons at all!

And those two guns, damn it, the sights are all crooked, almost killing me!"

The black-hearted merchant's black-hearted goods almost killed Tian Xiaoban. If it weren't for the Omnitrix's help, a normal person would have died in Hell long ago.

Constantine was made somewhat guilty by Tian Xiaoban's barrage of questions from the other side of the screen.

However, he didn't expect that the one he summoned was not real, but just looked like him. Judging by the tone and movements, the one behind the video was obviously the real deal.

Seeing that the other party was now in a green environment, and might have already left Hell, Constantine naturally wanted to take credit for it.

"You still have the nerve to say that? I already reminded you. In Hell, divine power is limited.

A holy sword blessed with angelic writing is perfectly capable of killing low and mid-level demons!

If you say it can't kill them, it depends on what kind of demons you're chopping at. It's good enough if you can break the defense of high-level demons, let alone kill them?"

"Not to mention the guns, it's not a problem with the sights at all, it's just that you don't know how to use them. As long as you get close to the demons, one shot each!

With such good weapons, what are you being pretentious about? Look at you, haven't you already left Hell!"

Tian Xiaoban immediately retorted from the other side of Hell: "Who told you I left Hell! I'm still 'struggling' in Hell!"

Constantine didn't believe it at all: "Impossible! That green lawn behind you can't possibly exist in Hell. Hell is all lava, don't even think about fooling me!"

Tian Xiaoban looked at Garfield in confusion: "Can he see our background?"

Garfield nodded: "Yes."

"Then why can we only see one person here? What about the background behind him? Did they cut corners on the video chat?"

Garfield: "The doppelganger is relatively weak, and the magic power it can transmit is limited, so it's been streamlined a bit. It doesn't hinder the chat anyway."

Tian Xiaoban: "… …"

— — — —

Constantine: "… … Alright, let's bypass this topic about the environment for now.

Since you're still in Hell, tell me about the situation in Hell!

Recently, a strange kind of demon has emerged in the human world. They look like food and spray chili water. They're extremely difficult to deal with.

Do you have any information about these gourmet demons?"

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The two on the Hell side looked at each other awkwardly. The demons Constantine was talking about seemed to be the ones they created!

"No, haven't seen them, don't know, not sure." Tian Xiaoban quickly denied.

Constantine thought about it, and it was true. It was already a miracle that this guy could survive, and he probably spent most of his time in Hell running for his life!