American comics: Random transformations

"Ah? Classmate, didn't you hear? Lucifer just told a story about God creating the world, it was so boring."

Tian Xiaoban was shocked. That wasn't how it was. Lucifer was clearly complaining about that shameless old guy, so how did it become God creating the world in Garfield's ears?

Lucifer spread his hands, using a resigned and weary tone, and said:

"See? Cognitive modification. In the world created by that old guy, he's the center of the world. Even if I say he's a 'sour radish,' this little guy might hear 'praise God.'"

Tian Xiaoban looked at Garfield with terrified eyes: "What did Lucifer just say?"

"He shouted 'praise God' twice? No, Classmate, do you have any after-effects? If there's something wrong with your ears, I can heal you!"

Due to the First Firmament's modifications being too powerful, the Celestial Garfield's appearance is basically fixed. Unless he transcends the First Firmament, his form will forever be that of a Celestial with six eyes.

Holy light was released from Celestial Garfield's fingertips, healing Tian Xiaoban's body and repairing everything.

Feeling warm all over, Tian Xiaoban broke free from his fear under this warm embrace:

"Uh, no need, Garfield. It's not a problem with my body, it's just that the amount of potential information I heard just now was too explosive, and my brain is a bit muddled."

Lucifer sighed with understanding:

"Alas, when the whole world is asleep, being awake is also a sin. Let's go, let's go back!"

"Snap!"

With another snap of his fingers, they returned to the bar.

As soon as they returned, Celestial Garfield froze, breaking out in a cold sweat.

In this bar, all his confused memories would be unlocked and activated again. He almost fainted from fright, his body stiff as a board.

Tian Xiaoban: "By the way, Boss Lu, why am I okay? Am I immune to mind control?"

Sometimes, admitting defeat is also a skill. Since Boss Lu had already hinted at it so clearly, he should also show some appreciation.

Lucifer smiled slightly. The story wasn't told in vain after all. If an employee had questions, he, the omniscient and omnipotent boss, naturally had to provide answers:

"No, it's this thing on your hand. It's constantly making you return to normal.

God's power cannot remain in your body for a long time, so you are also awake."

Tian Xiaoban looked at his watch in surprise: So, the broken watch's gene lock also has this function?

"Then I won't be secretly eliminated by that guy, will I?"

Mental influence is really quite terrifying.

Lucifer shook his head: "No, as I said, what he wants is someone to play games with him. I've been playing with him for too long, and he's getting a little bored, and you just happened to appear in his field of vision.

According to the timeline before I met you, you would repeatedly jump between hero and villain, and then be played by the old guy until your mind collapses, staging a wave of world-destroying crisis.

However, now that you are my subordinate, if the old guy wants to attack you, then he has to get past me first."

Boss Lu had already guaranteed it to this extent, so what else could Tian Xiaoban say?

Take things as they come. In any case, his life safety was guaranteed, it's just that he might have to see a psychologist more often in the future.

The bright green dial gave him a lot of confidence. The Omnitrix was already fully charged.

As long as it was fully charged, Tian Xiaoban wouldn't be cowardly, probably... …

Thinking about what Boss Lu said, that he would be played by God until he developed a mental illness, it was quite terrifying to think about.

However, thinking about it this way, no wonder Lucifer wanted to kick that old guy down from the position of Creator God, because he really wasn't acting like a human.

"Alas, Boss Lu, you've had it rough!"

"Isn't that so? Playing an endless 'game' with an old child every day, how could it be easy?

But now that you've come to my camp, then I'll first assign some tasks."

"Ah, so soon?" Tian Xiaoban suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Lucifer slightly tore, and a spatial gate leading to hell was torn open by him just like that.

"Come with me."

He led the two of them in, returning to the palace of hell.

Tian Xiaoban and Celestial Garfield looked at each other. They vaguely remembered that just a few tens of minutes ago, the two of them had fought with God in order to leave this place, and now they were back!

Lucifer said with a smile:

"Hehe, it's like this.

I plan to retire for a while, but the rules of hell require a 'Satan' demon king to stay in hell!

Oh, I almost forgot that you aren't demons and don't have inherited knowledge. To put it simply, here, 'Satan' is the title of the Demon King.

Once you have this title, in addition to being able to command all the demons in hell, you can also use the power of the entire hell. Unless someone can destroy hell, the Demon King will not die.

I plan to hand over hell to you to manage. As long as you don't blow up hell, you can do whatever you want, anyway, I'll fix it."

Tian Xiaoban immediately passed the buck: "…Then let Garfield manage hell, how about that?"

"Me?" Garfield pointed at himself, bewildered.

"Are you suggesting it should be me? I'm a human, it's very uncomfortable staying here! Besides, haven't you already entered the multi-dimensional level? It doesn't matter where your main body is, how about you give me an avatar to adventure with me?

Your main body can stay in hell, eat, drink, and live a good life, and also watch the livestream your avatar gives you."

What Tian Xiaoban said was reasonable and well-founded, and besides, he still had a bunch of things to deal with in the human world.

Celestial Garfield thought about it, that's right, he hadn't even figured out his own body yet. There were a bunch of strange powers on his body, so it really wasn't suitable to be on Earth.

"Okay, that works too. To be honest, I quite like the food here."

Lucifer seemed very anxious. He waved his hand, and the Celestial Garfield, who was originally full of divinity, was shrouded in the power of hell.

The inheritance began. The two original sin powers of [Wrath] and [Arrogance] were also stuffed into his body.

The hell rules that had been suppressed by various rules and energies in Garfield's body were active again, as if they had found a backer.

Celestial Garfield's six white eyes were quickly dyed red, but Garfield himself didn't feel any stronger.

"Whatever you decide is fine. I'm going on vacation, just call my name if you need anything, Goodbye!"

He turned around and left hell, walking away without looking back, and without even guiding Garfield on what a Demon King should do.

Garfield was anxious: "Hell Demon King, Hell Demon King, he ran away! What should we do next?"

Having already corrected his position, Garfield clearly knew how big the gap was between himself and Lucifer.

If even Lucifer is packing his bags, how big will the upcoming trouble be?

“He's a retired veteran now, Garfield. You're the Demon King.”

Chapter 122: Handling Chores, Returning to the Human World

“But this… my Demon King position is so casual. It feels like something no one else wanted, so they just shoved it on me.”

Garfield mocked himself, seeming like he was complaining despite getting a good deal.

At the same time, he comprehended the abilities he now possessed.

The power of the Seven Deadly Sins, the rules of Hell. And also, the powers of those creator gods that had already merged within him.

Tian Xiaoban pondered for a moment:

“Hmm, then let me give you a suggestion. Send out your clones. Hell is so big, let them manage it. Wasn't Lucifer reluctant to eliminate those demon lords because he needed people to help him with the work?

You only need to ensure that Hell doesn't have any major problems; you don't need to worry about anything else.

Oh right, I remember you saying that you can see the places where your genes have existed. Have those Kryptonians we let go found a habitable planet yet?”

“No, they're still drifting in the universe, but I've already transformed them into Eternals.”

Garfield waved his hand, and the scene he observed was displayed using cosmic energy, perfectly replicated.

A group of people were lining up in a spaceship to have their bodies checked, because the changes to their bodies were too great. Even though they were in space, they felt like they were on Earth, with power constantly increasing.

They needed to figure out whether this change was good or bad, whether it was reversible, and whether they could return to normal.

This feeling of constant strengthening made it difficult for them to operate anything on the Kryptonian warship; they would break the high-tech equipment.

If they used energy to repair it, there was a high possibility that they would die in space due to energy depletion.

Tian Xiaoban looked at the scene and asked, “Seriously, what were you thinking? Why?”

God Garfield's six red eyes looked at the scene and explained:

“I was experimenting at the time to see if my power could perform remote strengthening and transformation.

As a result, I accidentally used too much force. Too much cosmic energy was transmitted, and when there's too much energy, it becomes unstable. So, I transformed them into Eternals so they wouldn't be blown up by me.”

Tian Xiaoban's lips twitched wildly as he retorted, “Eternals have low fertility, no different from being half eunuchs. They already have difficulty reproducing, and you do this?”

He paused for a moment and continued, “Bring them here. I'll use the original star that Star Forging Dragon King left for you, which they can use to develop their civilization.

The energy, resources, and environment inside the planet are all top-notch, very suitable for their development.”

God Garfield nodded, looking at the scene in the universe.

Coordinates locked, the divine power of the Celestials erupted, and his hand directly twisted space, reaching into the void.

… …

On the other side.

That Kryptonian warship, which was constantly advancing, suddenly encountered an incredibly terrifying scene.

A super giant hand, as if pieced together from ten planets, stretched forward, and at the same time, the space around the warship was distorted. The people inside were like being stuffed into a flushing toilet, constantly shrinking in the distorted space.

The giant hand easily grabbed the warship, holding it loosely and taking it away. If it had squeezed tightly, the warship might have been crushed instantly.

God Garfield's hand retracted from the void.

At this moment, he was still holding the Kryptonian warship in his hand like a toy.

Tian Xiaoban felt that move was so familiar, and he felt like he had suffered from this move when he became a block person. He recalled the miserable memory of being slapped on the wall and unable to be pulled down:

“Damn, you played that pretty smoothly? You imitated it quite well.”

God Garfield said smugly:

“Hmph, after I transformed into Ultraman Noah and faced the Hand of God directly, I understood a little bit. It's not difficult to imitate it.

Your suggestion is good. They can stay here. I will spur them on to develop civilization.”

After he finished speaking, he stuffed the warship into his body, and cosmic energy lifted the warship and floated it onto the original star.

Tian Xiaoban nodded, suddenly remembering that AI Penguin wanted Kryptonian technology, as well as their data library.

“Oh right, Garfield, do you need me to have Kowalski stay behind to help you? With its super AI help, it can be convenient for you to manage Hell.”

He immediately shook his head: “No need, I don’t like its blind command. Don’t worry, I’m the Demon King now, I can handle it myself.”

“Alright then, remember to develop your world well while you're here, and strive to develop it into the starting point of the multiverse.”

“Don’t worry, I’m very strong, aren’t I? The power of the Celestials gives me the possibility to create a multiverse within my body. I will definitely surpass the First Firmament in the future!”

The Celestial Garfield's Celestial power is [Material Recombination]. He can easily [create] anything from basic life to planets and galaxies. As long as there is enough energy, Celestial Garfield is almost omnipotent.

This [Material Recombination] ability, in addition to being the main function given to him by the First Firmament when he transformed him.

At the same time, this ability has also been strengthened by dozens of creator gods. After a while, when their creator god powers are completely fused, [Material Recombination] will be successfully evolved into the power of creation.

By that time, Garfield may have the power to fight Lucifer.

“Ban. This is for you.”

Celestial Garfield's fingers glowed, and an orange cat was created by him.

That was the same ultimate life form clone as Garfield before, possessing the genes of all creatures except demons and Celestials.

Overly powerful demons cannot appear in the human world, otherwise they will be targeted by heaven. This rule is engraved in the laws of hell. Although few demons follow it, it is undeniable that those who go out to play basically die in the human world and then roll back to hell to be punished.

Therefore, Garfield had already removed the genes related to demons when creating this clone.

As for the genes of the Celestials, he has not fully understood them yet, so he cannot copy them and needs to wait.

Tian Xiaoban hugged the orange cat: “Welcome back, Garfield.”

Garfield the cat adjusted his posture, ran out of his arms, and ran to Tian Xiaoban's shoulder: “Okay, we are not suitable for sentimentality. Depart, teleportation gate open!”

Garfield the cat easily opened the teleportation gate between hell and earth.