American comics: Random transformations

Gotham, Wayne Manor.

Tian Xiaoban was watching "Animal World: Africa", the place with the most animals in the world. He was seriously studying how to better use the bodies of beasts to fight!

The randomly transforming Omnitrix has a major flaw so far: the transformation is unknown!

He's not like the protagonist of "Ben 10", who can transform into the same alien multiple times and develop the alien's physical potential to help him fight better.

But Tian Xiaoban can only quickly adapt to the body within an hour and use this randomly generated body to fight!

He often transforms in order to adapt his adaptability! Like the last time he turned into a fish, he learned to move forward by jumping with his tail!

So, while it's safe now, he needs to watch more of the fierce beasts of nature!

See how they move, how they fight, how they hunt. To adapt faster, learning and imitation are especially important!

[Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it's time for animals to reproduce...]

Jason, who was passing by, looked at the mosaic-worthy scene on the TV and complained, "You're watching this? Is this what you call learning?"

Tian Xiaoban rolled his eyes at him and explained:

"Hick, wild beasts are only the most ferocious when they are hunting and in heat. I want to learn their fighting methods, so I have to watch this. Animal World has the most comprehensive records!"

"...Okay! Whatever makes you happy!"

"Let's have lunch first, gentlemen!" Alfred walked over and reminded, "Watching TV for a long time is bad for your eyesight. Remember to take a nap after lunch. You can practice your fighting later today..."

Tian Xiaoban looked very irritable, mainly because the butler Alfred was too controlling, which made it difficult for him, who was used to being wild, to adapt.

Although Tian Xiaoban initially felt great to have a butler, so he didn't have to do anything, now he only finds Alfred nagging and troublesome!

"Stop, stop, stop, Butler Alfred, I know, I'll pay attention! Let's eat first, let's eat!"

Alfred smiled slightly, bowed slightly, and gracefully invited the two to the restaurant.

At the dining table, Tian Xiaoban ate meat in big mouthfuls and drank beverages from a large bowl. Emmm, he knew some table manners, but he didn't learn much. In his opinion, since the meals are served separately anyway, he only needs to finish the food in his bowl. Being too elegant would only waste his study time!

After eating about eighty percent full, Tian Xiaoban asked, "Where's Bruce? I haven't seen him for two days."

"Master went to Wayne Enterprises for a meeting to deal with some company issues, Young Master Ban. Is there anything else?"

"Yes, how is Aunt Selina? Did he persuade her to come back?"

"Master has already met Miss Selina yesterday. They already have a plan to deal with the Court of Owls. Master will pay attention to her, so you can rest assured."

"Okay, thank you, Alfred."

Tian Xiaoban thanked him verbally, but he was still a little worried in his heart. The Court of Owls is not a small character. The secrets behind them are too dangerous. Knowing too much will kill people!

Batman hasn't even assembled his Bat-Family yet. How can he fight the Court of Owls? He can't win, you know.

He came to the training hall, which was very spacious, with mirrors around as walls, making it suitable to recognize who he was at the first time!

"Training, training! After watching so many animals' primitive fights, I feel that I am terribly strong now! Hero transformation!"

Bang!

A flash of green light passed by.

The strong man after the transformation turned his head to look at the surrounding mirrors, which reflected his image.

Wearing a purple leaf vest and a purple skirt, his body was full of bulging muscles and veins, and his angular face was full of "invincibility"!

"This is, the funny Seven-Kid from 100,000 Ways to Die? The one with super-useless attack power, who bleeds to death after pulling the gourd off his head? No way..."

After seeing this image, Tian Xiaoban recognized it immediately. Seven-Kid's style was really different from the other Gourd Brothers. He belonged to the hard-line style of Hong Kong comics, which gave him an "invincible" face, making him very easy to recognize!

"What can this guy do? Act stupid... No! He's still a Gourd Brother, so he can't be that useless.

Calm down! I need to focus! Focus! Get your brain turning! Activate your amazing wisdom!

Wait! Amazing wisdom! Hahahahahaha, I thought of it! I thought of it! The amazing wisdom of Hong Kong comics!"

Just in the process of thinking just now, Tian Xiaoban discovered the advantages of Seven-Kid!

Although Seven-Kid looks very useless and has a long body of tendon meat, it is when he uses his amazing wisdom that he understands!

"So that's how it is, the real fear of Seven-Kid is his terrifying amazing wisdom!"

Tian Xiaoban is not YY, nor is he joking.

As the only Gourd Brother whose style is different from the other brothers, Seven-Kid's power is related to his Hong Kong comic style!

He has the treatment of a Hong Kong comic protagonist! He has strong learning ability! Strong creativity! Strong painting style and invincible face!

As long as Tian Xiaoban wants a method to become stronger, or as long as he has an impulse to become stronger! Seven-Kid's amazing wisdom will create the method he wants in an incredible way!

For example, the power of magnetic field reversal (magnetic field madness)!

Magnetic field rotation!

With Tian Xiaoban's current body, he can completely cultivate it! In the future, he can also become a real strongman!

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. Seven-Kid took the steps of a strongman, found Alfred, and said with a kind face:

"Alfred, please help me prepare some paper and pen. I have a genius-like idea in my head that I need to write down now. It's very urgent!"

Alfred was initially frightened by the muscle-bursting tough guy, but when he saw the green logo on Seven-Kid's chest, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Hearing the other party's needs, Alfred went straight to the study to get paper and pen.

"Holy crap, bro, have you been secretly working out behind my back? I haven't seen you for a while, and your muscles have gotten so big!"

Jason wasn't that shocked. He was just teasing, teasing Seven-Kid, the big guy!

Seven-Kid turned his head, his invincible face with its own pressure. To this good brother, he just smiled slightly, thinking in his heart that he must share the peerless secret book with him when he writes it out later.

But this smile, in Jason's eyes, was full of horror (tough guy's evil smile .JPG).

Jason got goosebumps all over his body, and that was just a glance at him!

It seems that this guy's DNA is very strong!

"Bro, why does this alien look like an Earthling? Could it be that he's not an alien?"

Seven Kid fell silent for a moment, then turned his head, looked Jason in the eyes, and said with a serious expression, "To be precise, my role is a vegetable."

"?" Jason was dumbfounded. "Huh?"

Your vegetable is as strong as a primitive man? His muscles are straining his clothes!

"If you don't want to talk, then don't. Why are you messing with me?"

Seven Kid raised a finger and waved it:

"No, I'm not messing with you, nor am I deceiving you. In essence, you can understand me as a gourd."

"..." Jason covered his face with his hand. Here it comes, Tian Xiaoban's unique way of not speaking human language after transforming! Here it comes!

Either he can't speak human language, or the words he speaks are incomprehensible.

"Young Master Ban, the paper and pen you asked for!"

Alfred happened to appear to defuse the situation. In his hand was a vellum book and a handcrafted sterling silver pen.

"Thank you!"

Seven Kid thanked him, then walked to the nearest table and began to write furiously!

As time passed, the way he wrote became more and more crazy, and he laughed from time to time.

This gave Jason the feeling of seeing the Joker unleashed!

"Doo doo doo doo...! Bang!"

The transformation time was up, and Tian Xiaoban transformed back again!

As soon as he transformed back, the inspiration was gone, and the blessing of amazing wisdom was gone!

Although his expression was still excited, his hands were constantly trembling. A peerless martial arts manual! He had actually created it!

Immediately afterwards, his expression froze. He didn't know if he should practice it. Without Seven Kid's amazing wisdom, he didn't know if he could learn it!

Opening the vellum book full of words, Tian Xiaoban carefully looked at it.

From the perspective of a normal person's brain circuit, one glance would make them feel that this was just nonsense!

However, Tian Xiaoban knew that this was a peerless secret manual! Compiled by him personally, and specially polished with Seven Kid's amazing wisdom!

"As expected of a peerless divine skill, just one glance makes my brain spin!"

Chapter 28: Current Drive, Crash Course Edition

"Jason, come, let's practice this divine skill together! Once you master it, you'll be able to punch Superman and kick Batman! Become a true powerhouse, and then, you can do whatever you want!"

Jason wordlessly took the book, expressing disbelief in Tian Xiaoban's exaggerated claims.

However, his eyes were still curiously looking at it for a long time, and then, he gave Tian Xiaoban a look of seeing an idiot:

"Are you sure this thing can be practiced? It'll kill people!"

"Coward, for the sake of power, what's so scary about mere death! Don't you want to have earth-shattering power?

Then you can do whatever you want! Beat whoever you want! Eliminating a city's villains only takes a thought! Aren't you tempted!"

Jason couldn't hold back anymore. He angrily pointed at the outrageous words and said:

"F*ck, are you going crazy?! You don't really want to use electricity to train, do you?

The front says to use electric shocks to stimulate the body and enhance physical fitness, I won't say anything about that. But the back... what the hell is this? It says you need to be struck by lightning to quickly become stronger!

Are you afraid you're not dying fast enough!"

It wasn't that Jason was too cowardly, but that this thing was simply suicide! This book, no matter how you look at it, looks like a suicide manual!

What does it mean to stick electrodes on your body and practice during electric shocks?

Do one hundred push-ups, one hundred squats, run five kilometers, and persevere for a month! So that the body can adapt to the current and be able to store a trace of current! Then train boxing, and drive this part of the current!

This is only the first part of the exercise.

The second part is the most outrageous, using meditation to improve mental strength, until the mental strength can wrap around the whole body, and then use mental strength to vibrate the cells of the whole body to start friction and generate electricity, and then use electricity to generate magnetism, and finally rotate the magnetic field...!

Holy crap, if this can be practiced, is this still a human? A human electric eel?

Tian Xiaoban's face was full of confident smiles. He said, "The weak definitely can't do it! But, don't forget, we still have the teeth of the Talon Killer! We don't have to worry about the early damage to our bodies!"

Jason had a shocked expression: "No way! You don't want me to change my teeth, do you? No way, I definitely don't want to! Those were used by corpses, it's too disgusting!"

"It's okay not to change them, wash the teeth clean and drink them in water!"

"You...", Jason, who had just finished eating, suddenly felt nauseous: "Ugh, what the hell are you talking about, ugh! Is this a method that a normal person can come up with? Ugh..."

Looking at the filth that had been vomited all over the floor, Tian Xiaoban's forehead was full of black lines:

"Damn, is it that exaggerated? Wouldn't it be better if you treated it as a medicinal primer for Chinese medicine? Let Alfred put one as an ingredient when stewing the soup, and you don't have to eat it when pouring the soup!"

"Stop, f*ck, shut up! I feel like I can never look Alfred's soup in the face again!"

Jason kept taking deep breaths, regulating his body.

Alfred sighed, an undeserved disaster. He still had to explain Tian Xiaoban's slander:

"Young Master Ban, I would never use strange things to stew soup! As a butler, the food I make is nutritious and delicious!"

The corner of Tian Xiaoban's mouth twitched. I'm using a metaphor, Alfred!

"...Okay then, if you're not willing, I can't help it. I'll practice it myself! There will always be people who know the value of this peerless secret manual. Alfred, can you give me a Talon's denture?"

Alfred was silent for a moment. He really felt that Tian Xiaoban would really soak the dentures in water and drink them, so he decisively refused.

"I'm sorry, Young Master Ban, those dentures have already been taken away by the master for research. There are no leftovers in the manor."

"Uh, what a pity. Okay then! I'll find a way myself!"

As long as you use your brain, there will always be more solutions than difficulties!

Tian Xiaoban doesn't just have this one treatment method. Don't forget, he also has anti-language magic!

In the magic book given by Zatanna, there are various recipes for recovery potions.

Tian Xiaoban can create some potions with healing abilities. The healing speed of that kind of potion is very fast, and it can heal injuries visibly to the naked eye. The only disadvantage is that it is too expensive and requires a lot of money to buy materials.

So, Tian Xiaoban shamelessly handed the recipe to Alfred and asked him to help prepare the medicinal materials.

The reason is: This potion is very good, you can prepare some for Batman, as long as it is not a broken hand or foot injury, the treatment effect is very fast. For example, knife wounds, gun wounds, etc., have miraculous effects!