American comics: Random transformations

“The external modification of the ‘Tomb of the Living Dead’ is complete. You can keep the remaining two magic sources to modify your own residence.

Here is some advanced magical knowledge for you to study on your own. If you don't understand something, you can call and ask me.

Alright, it's getting late, I'll be leaving first! Oh, and next time there's something good like this, remember to call me!”

“Okay, goodbye, Teacher... Ah!”

Before Tian Xiaoban could finish speaking, Zatanna teleported away with a whoosh!

“Hey, it seems Teacher Zatanna is in a hurry. Could it be that she also wants to create a mystic realm?”

… … … …

After all these things were done, it was already dark outside. Tian Xiaoban entered the ‘Tomb of the Living Dead,’ which was still as bright as day.

The fresh air in the ‘Tomb of the Living Dead,’ and this environment that simulates nature, is extremely comfortable!

At this moment, he was lying on the lawn, flipping through the magic book given to him by Zatanna.

The advanced knowledge in the magic book consisted of some common sense in the magical world: 《Common Magic Compendium》, ［Practical Skills for Wilderness Mages］, ［Methods for Exorcising Extradimensional Demons］, ［Effective Magic Against Angels］, ［Warning: Do Not Cooperate with John Constantine］, ［Beware of Succubi］......

Tian Xiaoban read very quickly. His eyes were like a scanner. After reading, the content was stored in his brain. He finished the entire book in an hour.

The comprehension progress of magical knowledge, 100%.

With a wave of his hand, he took out the remaining items placed on the other side from the air.

Two crystal dragon hearts, two eyeballs, and 24 dragon teeth!

“After Teacher Zatanna's spellcasting, the dragon eyes are considered excellent spellcasting mediums. They can be used to resist most magic at a cost. If necessary, they can also be thrown out as magic bombs! Very good!

Crystal dragon hearts… I'll put them away! I'll use them when I need them next time.

As for these dragon teeth, such a huge amount of magic power must be put to good use!

Why not make them into necklaces! Then, engrave a space teleportation array on them, and use these teeth as keys to enter this ‘Tomb of the Living Dead’!

Only those with the key can enter the ‘Tomb of the Living Dead.’

I'll directly fix the ‘Tomb of the Living Dead’ in another dimension, so it won't appear in the real world! This can save a lot of danger!”

No sooner said than done, Tian Xiaoban used the space magic he had just learned from the book to make two space marks on the dragon teeth. These two marks could mark two locations, one before teleportation and one after teleportation.

With the magic energy inside the dragon teeth as a connection, as long as you hold the dragon tooth and think of the ‘Tomb of the Living Dead,’ the person holding it can instantly enter the ‘Tomb of the Living Dead’!

After engraving the teleportation runes, he then used magic to punch holes and polish them. He collected all the ground-down tooth powder and put it in a bottle.

Two hours later, he made 24 dragon tooth pendants, which were also perfect 24 space keys!

“Hehe, maybe I'll use them all in the future!”

Just imagine, when I'm fighting in the future, I can pull over the 24 people with dragon teeth to help me. How awesome would that be!

… … … …

Sleepiness surged, and he had consumed a lot of mental energy engraving the magic circle.

Tian Xiaoban used space magic to move the four largest trees in this space in front of him.

In the magic book, there was an introduction to natural magic and how to use it, which could be used to modify everything in nature through natural magic!

Like this.

Under the command of Tian Xiaoban's glowing green hand, the four largest trees began to intertwine and twist. The trunks were like soft mud, allowing him to knead and rub them at will.

After kneading and rubbing, a living treehouse with one bedroom and one living room was created by him!

The bedroom had a wooden table, a wooden chair, and a wooden plank bed; the living room only had a rattan chair, which was very simple and clean.

The outer tree trunk was kneaded into layers of steps, spiraling to the entrance of the treehouse!

“Perfect! The natural environment and the treehouse are the best match! This way, I have also solved the problem of where to sleep!

Ah—life has suddenly become so beautiful! Without the noisy gunshots of Gotham, without Alfred's discipline, I have a big house all to myself, great!!!”

Looking at everything he now possessed, a satisfied smile appeared on Tian Xiaoban's face!

He looked down at the broken watch, which was now fully charged, and the icon had turned green again.

“Why don't I… try again? Let's see if today's good luck can continue!”

He pinched the dial, popped up the movement, and slapped it down!

Bang!

A strong green light burst out!

When the light dissipated, what appeared in place was a fat duck with yellow feathers. Its expression was dull, and it had a pair of clear eyes that had not been contaminated by wisdom. Its appearance was full of naive stupidity!

“Quack…”

“Quack…? ? ?” (Eh? Who am I?)

“Quack…” (Aba ba…)

Time flew by, and an hour passed while Psyduck was in a daze.

Dudu dudu bang!

Tian Xiaoban, looking dazed, appeared in place after the red light subsided.

“Ah ba ah ba… Eh? Did I transform into something just now? Why do I feel like I have no impression?”

He looked down at the red watch, “That's right, I definitely transformed just now, but I… what did I transform into? ? Why don't I have any impression?”

He couldn't figure out what he had just done no matter how hard he thought. Wouldn't he have wasted an hour in vain? …

“Oh well, forget it, I'll transform again after I rest for five minutes! Sigh, memory loss after transforming is really a first for me, it's considered gaining knowledge!”

Five minutes later…

“Aha~! Hero transformation!”

Bang!

The green light flashed by!

A beast with pink fur all over its body, white limbs, a white tail, curled ears, and big, round, and somewhat dull eyes appeared in place.

“Ya…?” (…)

Slowpoke turned around in a daze and then crawled towards the nearest shade of a tree. After lying down, he fell asleep peacefully…

Chapter 38 First Stop, Metropolis News

Tian Xiaoban didn't know what he had done before going to sleep. Anyway, when he woke up, he found that it was the next morning!

“… I… yesterday, it seems, I turned into… a Slowpoke? Uh… … Yeah, a Slowpoke. I think I even remember hugging my tail and gnawing on it while I slept.”

He smacked his lips, and there was actually a lingering milky aroma in his mouth, which felt strange.

Tian Xiaoban casually conjured a ball of clean water, rinsed his mouth, rubbed his face, and washed away the daze from his body.

“Ah—, if I can't figure it out, I won't think about it! A Slowpoke's brain can't remember much anyway, so let's think about what to do today!”

Tian Xiaoban left the 'Tomb of the Living Dead'. Outside his base, the sun was already shining brightly.

“It feels like it's almost noon! Time to work!”

He fully activated the teleportation array of this base, which caused the entire hilltop to vibrate continuously. As time passed, the entire mountain flew up and then disappeared into another dimension.

“Done, this way even if the Earth explodes, I'll have a place to live!”

He casually dug a pit not far from him, then expended magic power to condense pure water and filled the pit. Having a puddle of water would make him feel more secure when transforming.

“Alright! Today's lottery begins!”

Omnitrix, activate!

Bang!

When the green light of the transformation dissipated, a triangular chicken? Oh no, it should be a bird! Appeared in its place.

The yellow bird looked at its reflection in the puddle and said:

“The yellow bird from Angry Birds? Jetray!”

"Angry chicken" was Tian Xiaoban's joking way of referring to it. The yellow bird he mentioned is a character from "Angry Birds."

Its nickname is Boomerang, and its name is Chuck. Its prototype is a super-fast canary with the ability to move at the speed of light, extremely hyper!

It can also accelerate in flight, making it even faster.

“Wow oh wow oh wow! I feel so good! It's like, I have this urge to run!”

The yellow bird's body made Tian Xiaoban feel incredibly excited, behaving like he had ADHD and couldn't stay still, as if he had taken too much stimulant.

When it started running, it felt like everything around it was paused!

“Ah ha ha ha ha, awesome! Should I go race the Flash? Or race Superman! Ha ha ha ha, woo hoo~~”

A yellow flash sped towards Metropolis!

Spinning, jumping, with its eyes closed!

Trees, land, water, nothing could stop it! Its speed was so fast that even Newton couldn't control it!

On the bridge connecting Gotham to Metropolis, a yellow light flashed.

The drivers on the bridge felt like they saw something and thought they were hallucinating, feeling like a yellow monster with a bird's face had greeted them in an instant!

But it was all real, not a dream! The yellow bird really did greet all the cars on the bridge, and the speedometer on the bridge, which was already maxed out, could prove it had been there.

The yellow light entered Metropolis unhindered, and for a time, a yellow figure whose appearance couldn't be clearly seen appeared in multiple areas of Metropolis.

Whenever it passed by, people jumping off buildings, people in car accidents, and cats in trees would be saved by it.

Lex Luthor, the CEO of LexCorp, after hearing this news, thought that Superman was spreading his saintly heart again, so he offered a high reward for a front-facing photo of this yellow figure, wanting to find out who it was.

At the Metropolis's largest newspaper, the Daily Planet, it was crowded, with most people rushing to meet deadlines.

Regarding this suddenly emerging yellow figure, the Daily Planet immediately sent out its ace agent! Uh no, it should be ace reporter Lois Lane!

She was to track down this yellow figure! Since she was acquainted with Superman, even if she couldn't catch it, she could tag Superman and he should be able to catch it!

Lois Lane took her team, photographer Jimmy Olsen and the newspaper's rookie Clark Kent, and they went out for an interview together.

… … … …

On the other side, after just saving someone who was jumping off a building, the yellow bird was sprinting wildly in the riverside park!

“Woo hoo~~— this flying sensation!”

Under this terrifying speed, everything around it was unbelievably slow. The yellow bird felt like it was experiencing Earth OL in a paused world!

It could eat delicious food on the street as it pleased, stop unpleasant things at will, and take all the wallets of gangsters. Nothing in the world could stop it.

Except… …

Beep beep beep beep… Bang!

“Eh! Why is the time up so quickly!”

The yellow bird, which was still running on the water, suddenly turned back into Tian Xiaoban. The speed dropped sharply, and the huge inertia dragged Tian Xiaoban, skipping across the water!

The sudden appearance of the red light almost scared the anglers fishing by the river. Taking a closer look, they found someone drifting on the water!

At this time, they subconsciously thought that Tian Xiaoban was being dragged hard by a big fish, drifting on the surface of the water!

However, after not drifting for long, with the help of the water, Tian Xiaoban's speed finally slowed down.

With a "plop!" Tian Xiaoban fell into the river unprepared.

After splashing around a few times in the water, Tian Xiaoban surfaced: “Ptooey—ah!”

“Huff! Huff! Thankfully, I can swim! Otherwise, it would have been bad news!

It must be because of the yellow bird. That body, with blood full of adrenaline, kept me in a state of excitement, so I felt like time was passing so quickly!”

However, Tian Xiaoban felt that his heart was beating very fast now! This kept him full of energy in the water.

“Electric current propulsion! F*cking electric motor butt! Humanoid submarine, move out!”

His legs swung wildly up and down, carrying him forward at high speed. Even if Tian Xiaoban wasn't the yellow bird, his physical fitness was already top-notch.

When he started swimming, his speed was comparable to a fired torpedo!

When Tian Xiaoban swam to the shore, several anglers on the riverbank showed him admiring thumbs up! They kept shouting "Cool!" "Too cool!"