American comics: Random transformations

The data stream began to flow, and a map reappeared on the laptop, with a red dot marking the location of Tian Xiaoban.

It was a five-star hotel, not far from them. Superman picked up Lois, blasted the robot with heat vision, and flew towards the target location.

"Ah! Superman, you just destroyed it like that?"

"Mass-produced machine. Because it has to deal with network experts, I adjusted its intelligence to be relatively high. A slight mistake could cause big problems! For safety's sake, I need to destroy it after use."

"I see. Do you need me to write a report about it?"

"Write it up. It's also a reminder to those who try to attack me online that I can follow the network cable to find them too."

… … … … … … … … … …

After being blocked online, Tian Xiaoban created more than a dozen black material websites.

But Lex Luthor seemed to be determined to fight him, no matter how many black material websites he opened, Lex Luthor would blow them all up.

This made Tian Xiaoban, who wanted to update 'The Boys', extremely irritable. He still wanted to finish that book.

So, Tian Xiaoban didn't hide anymore and confronted Lex Luthor head-on.

At first, the two were evenly matched in network technology.

However, Lex Luthor didn't play fair; he used his money to hire people! He called a team over to deal with Tian Xiaoban together.

Tian Xiaoban fought them alone.

Then, he lost. It wasn't that his teammates weren't trying hard enough, it's just that the other side was too cunning. He couldn't beat their speed, and they had more people!

This angered Tian Xiaoban, and he immediately used the limit-breaking transformation!

He wanted to transform into a powerful character and then go and beat up Lex Luthor's bald head.

Bang!… … He became a talking penguin.

Oh, his mentality collapsed. Did he have to rely on this bird beak to poke Lex Luthor to death?

The penguin brain told him: It's not impossible, as long as you plan it well!

"What the hell? Are you telling me to write a bunch of plans like Batman?"

Penguin brain: Yes! You are no ordinary penguin.

"Not an ordinary penguin?"

That penguin face looked in the toilet mirror for a long time, and a flash of inspiration struck.

"? Oh, I remember! I remember who you are! The penguins of Madagascar! Call you Kowalski."

This penguin's brain was much more useful than Tian Xiaoban's own human brain!

In just a few minutes, the penguin he transformed into was able to use the sixth sense given by his brain to upgrade his computer system… It's outrageous.

The upgraded intelligent system crushed Lex Luthor and his team in a stronger posture.

This caused Lex Luthor to lose his composure and immediately want to have a video call, wanting to talk directly.

Coincidentally, the penguin also had this idea!

Then, Superman and the others saw the penguin's online flame war of taunting the camera up close.

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LexCorp's boardroom.

Including Lex Luthor, there were 136 people sitting in this room. All of them were elites among elites, giants in scientific research, and treasures of LexCorp.

At this moment, their faces were extremely ugly. No one would have a good face being ridiculed by a penguin.

Especially Lex Luthor, his face was already flushed with anger. Even Thanos would have to call him brother.

On each of their computers was that foul-mouthed penguin. Its sharp ridicule pierced their hearts with every word.

Lex Luthor gritted his teeth and said:

"Everyone, as the scientific research elites of our group, can you tolerate the ridicule of a damn penguin?"

An older bald man slammed the table and stood up. He had a lot of objections to being called bald by a penguin.

"F*ck, I can't stand it! Luthor, tell me who it is, and I'll find someone to take care of it."

Next to him, another researcher of similar age also had the same reaction:

"It's dead. Tonight, I'm going to eat penguin meat! I can't swallow this anger!"

"Oh damn it, where did this Antarctic bastard come from! Even someone with a good temper like me has been angered by it!"

Someone who had already smashed their computer made such a statement.

"It's not necessarily from Antarctica; it could be from the Arctic."

"F*ck! Are you still arguing with me at this time!"

"I call it rigorous!"

"... * * * * * … …"

… …

Seeing that the conference room was about to turn into a vegetable market, Lex Luthor raised his voice and said:

"Like you, I can't wait to chop it up and stew it in soup! But, I need to remind you, it's very dangerous!"

"Luthor, that's just a genetically mutated penguin. What's there to be afraid of? I can shoot it dead with one shot!"

Lex Luthor brought up the conference room's projection screen and put up the photos of that super-fast bird and the Poo Superman together.

"Look here! This green logo, all three of these guys have it. What do you think of?"

The people sitting below were all smart people. As soon as Lex Luthor pointed it out, they all understood.

"You mean, they're a team! F*ck, so someone is researching super genes and has already started human experiments!

It seems that those two birds were the earliest experimental products, and that Poo Superman is probably their successful experimental product!"

Lex Luthor nodded in agreement:

"Yes, that's what I'm guessing! Everyone, you are the people I carefully selected. Are you willing to participate in the next project with me?"

"What project?" × N

Lex Luthor pressed the remote control: "Study him!"

"Holy crab, Superman! Luthor, you're crazy!" × N

“I still have a bunch of projects, I won’t be researching this.” × 5

Lex Luthor said very seriously:

“No! I’m not crazy, others can succeed, so can we!

Look at the achievements of others, aren’t you tempted! Don’t you want to take it a step further?

Don’t worry, I’ll catch Superman! You just need to be responsible for the research!”

Lex Luthor's bewitching speech stirred up the ambition of everyone present!

Chapter 47 Superman Arrives, and the Capture Operation

At the entrance of the hotel, Superman scanned with his X-ray vision, and he easily found the penguin playing with the computer.

He brought Lois and landed on the balcony of 2706. Out of politeness, Superman knocked on the floor-to-ceiling window to attract the penguin's attention inside.

“Oh? Superman is here. He’s finally here, damn it. If he hadn’t come, I would have suspected that his super brain was a piece of junk.”

The penguin jumped off the computer desk. The dragon tooth key on its flipper shot out a compressed teleportation array like a laser.

After hitting the computer, a white light flashed and teleported the computer away.

It waddled over to open the door.

“You’re here, buddy. I’ve been waiting for you for a long time, Superman, oh, and your little girlfriend, Lois Lane from the Daily Planet.”

“Don’t talk nonsense, we don’t have that kind of relationship yet.” Lois hurriedly denied, she still had the recording pen on, some things can’t be said casually.

Having seen this foul-mouthed penguin, Superman didn't mind its teasing, it was better than being scolded.

Moreover, Superman planned to pursue Lois as Clark Kent, and at this moment, Superman was just Superman.

Superman directly asked:

“You knew I was coming? Who are you? And how much do you know?”

Regarding this talking penguin, Superman, under his inertial thinking, thought it was just a puppet pulled out to take the blame, and there must be someone behind it controlling it.

The penguin took out a bow tie from somewhere and put it on its bird neck, introducing itself: “Oh, I almost forgot to introduce myself, I’m Kowalski, the smartest penguin in the entire universe! I'm also the mastermind behind all of this!”

I guessed wrong? Superman's expression was strange. He scanned the penguin again with X-ray vision. Apart from a strange thing on the penguin's back, it was indeed a living thing, and there were no mechanical modifications in its brain.

“…Okay, Kowalski, then can you tell me, was the previous black material website created by you?”

“That’s right!” The penguin nodded.

“Why?”

“Because of love, cough, I misspoke, it’s to help you grow!”

Lois's eyes began to look strange, as if the first two words aroused her gossipy heart.

She interjected: “…Grow? What growth?”

The penguin Kowalski took a few steps back, took out a blackboard from under the bed, and then began to draw, explaining while drawing:

“Emmm, my original plan was to let Superman see the true dark side of humanity.”

Before Superman could refute anything, the penguin patted the blackboard and said:

“I just wanted you, Superman, to make a multiple choice question: After seeing the darkness of humanity, will you continue to help humanity? Or give up the identity of a superhero and find a place to retire?”

Superman suddenly felt very familiar, it seemed like someone had asked this question before:

“You just want Superman to disappear that much? Like Luthor?”

The penguin's bird beak tilted up slightly.

“Of course—not! I won’t let Superman retire, Superman’s retirement will throw the world into chaos.

So, I still have a follow-up plan here. Once you give up the identity of Superman, I will give you ideological guidance as a life mentor.”

The penguin took out a piece of paper from somewhere, with a stick figure drawn on it: Penguin pats Superman on the shoulder .jpg.

Lois understood, simply put, it was to give Superman an ideological lesson, but now there was still a doubt:

“Then… what’s the situation now? Who is the one whitewashing Superman on the internet?”

When asked about this, the penguin Kowalski's bird face showed an angry expression:

“Who else could it be? Of course, it’s bald Lex!

Oh Superman, you may not know, but he is your loyal fan!

All the black material websites I created were blown up by him. Damn bald head, it’s simply wasting my precious coding time.”

Superman: “……”

Hearing that Lex Luthor was secretly helping, Superman's mood was complicated, five parts bewildered, two parts unbelievable, two parts incredulous, and one part heartwarming.

He really couldn't imagine that Luthor would help him, although it was a backhanded help.

“Why is he helping me? It can’t be because I often ruin his plans, right.”

The penguin's face showed disdain, it was the disgust of seeing something dirty:

“Why else? He doesn’t want me to interfere in the training game between you two.

My operation will make him feel fear! He’s afraid of seeing a mature and stable Superman.”

The air suddenly became quiet, and there was an awkward silence.

Superman had a sense of being regarded as a silly kid by Lex Luthor.

Lois hadn't heard enough, seeing that it was about to become awkward, she eased the atmosphere and said: “Wow～, that’s a really interesting statement. Luthor, who has always targeted Superman, is afraid of Superman? Hahahaha, I will definitely write it down tomorrow.”

The penguin also laughed:

“Oh, he’s so scared, Ms. Lois.