American Comics: Trading Tom Cat at the Beginning

A ceremony that I don’t know how to describe in words is over.

Everyone who left Hellfire Headquarters, whether they were plutocrats or high-ranking military officials, etc., almost all had the same expression at this time.

Sluggish, dazed, numb, eyes dull... It was as if they were being moved from top to bottom, It felt like it had been ravaged from the inside out.

Including Tony Stark, the always arrogant richest man, and even Lu Dantou, who thought he was well-informed, was also wandering in the sky at this time, his eyes were light and he kept mumbling.

"I should be more accurate, just be more accurate, just a little bit off, one centimeter? No, half a centimeter~just half a centimeter."

Tony Stark's eyes were numb, but he was holding a wooden basket tightly in his hand, and the veins in his hands were bursting. That posture could not even kill him. Luodantou, who continued to murmur, grabbed his basket and quietly touched the basket with a little black hand.

"Damn it, get your paws off! Otherwise I will definitely kill you!!"

Before he even touched the edge of the basket, Tony Stark was greeted with a crazy roar. He even summoned the handgun, and it started to light up. It looked like he was ready to kill the bastard Braised Eggman who dared to stretch his claws at any time.!

"Not really, not really."Spider-Woman quickly stopped Tony Stark, but she still deliberately avoided the basket. Even so, Spider-Woman looked at the basket with strong desire from time to time. Fortunately, she could barely suppress it. Stay.

The three of them were confused and numb all the way, not knowing how to get back to the Avengers headquarters.

When they arrived at the Avengers headquarters, Captain America Steve, Hawkeye and others were almost there. explode

"Damn it, what did they do to you?!"

At this time, Spider-Woman, who was in much better condition than the others, quickly explained:"Actually, they were not abused or anything like that. They just encountered too exciting things, and they are still in a state of mental disorder."

Captain Steve: ????

Hawkeye: ????

I'm just curious, what kind of exciting things have you encountered? It can excite 120% of this look. This is worse than being ravaged by a 500-pound tank. Even more exaggerated,

Spider-Woman was helpless, and she didn’t know how to answer.

"Let's do this. Find some ice water and drink it directly. Maybe it will be better."

"In addition, you must, must pay attention to one thing, do not touch that basket, otherwise Mr. Tony will go berserk!"

The two of them looked at the basket together. At this glance, Tony Stark seemed to have triggered a stress resistance and completed the hand cannon outfit in an instant. Spider-Woman, who had been vigilant, quickly took action and stopped the direct Tony Stark, who fired the gun, also avoided Hawkeye and Captain America, because he was seriously injured by Tony Stark.

Hawkeye took a breath instantly, Fuck, is Tony Stark crazy? He didn't even react, and he was almost killed. If he died like this, his colleagues would laugh to death. Captain

Steve was also extremely curious, but he had strong control and was able to endure his curiosity for the time being.

Under Spider-Woman's guidance, Tony Stark and Braised Eggman were forced to drink three buckets of ice water before the two of them came to their senses while screaming in agony. A group of Avengers members sat down for a meeting.

The gathering was almost full of curiosity, waiting expectantly for Tony Stark's explanation, and... peeking into the basket from time to time.

It was strange that the basket had been filled with three buckets of ice water, but it was actually on the surface. There was no water stain at all.

As for why the basket was filled with water, it wouldn't work if it wasn't filled with water. The Tony Stark before was the kind of person who would make anyone look at him anxious. If they all tried to grab the basket, Tony Stark would probably do it. Go crazy and kill everyone!

Even now, when everyone takes a few glances, there is still something wrong with Tony Stark, but he is no longer stressed.

"Okay, Tony, tell us what happened to you and why this happened!"Everyone present was so curious.

As soon as these words came out, both of them fell silent. The expressions on their faces changed rapidly like a kaleidoscope, including shock, longing, madness, and desire... except for one Spider-Woman. The hero could barely maintain his facial expression.

Finally, it was Spider-Woman who said:"It's not easy to explain. Let's take a look at the basket first. You will probably understand after reading it. I think you are also curious. I can't bear it anymore."

Nod, nod in unison.

Then, everyone looked at Tony Stark.

Tony Stark slapped his head:"Okay, let's take a look, but let me explain first, wait. , no matter what you see, you can’t steal it!! Captain

Steve said calmly:"Tony, you underestimate us too much.""

Eagle Eye:"That's right, even if it's a gem worth billions, you won't rob it. That's too much."

"hehe!"Tony Stark just sneered a few times.

Tony Stark carefully opened a corner of the basket....

Everyone was speechless.

Ignoring them, he carefully took out something from it.

When everyone saw it, they were even more speechless. Oh, that's actually an apple!

"Tony, it's just an apple."

Tony Stark rolled his eyes wildly:"I hope you can still be so calm later."

Taking out the apple, Tony Stark carefully scraped off a bit of the pulp, and then looked at the other two people:"Which one of you will perform?"

Braised Dantou nodded immediately and said crazily:"I'll do it, I'll do it!"

As he said that, without waiting for Tony Stark's consent, he snatched the pulp away, then pulled out a knife and stabbed himself in the arm!

Captain America: ???

Hawkeye: ???

Hulk Doctor: ? ? ?

This old nigger is crazy!

However, the braised egghead ate the flesh that Tony Stark had scraped off, and then a magical scene appeared. The wound was recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye. In the blink of an eye, it was completely restored to its original state, leaving only the blood on it, indicating the previous injuries.jpg.

"Frank, this is unscientific!"

Tony Stark was very calm. The first time he watched it, he also felt it was unscientific. Later, he watched more, science? What kind of bullshit is that? Do you really think he can bear it so badly? Isn't the shock so strong that it exceeds I can't bear it anymore.

"This apple only needs a small piece, and most injuries can be healed directly. Like a broken arm or leg, or a missing organ, or cancer, one, no, maybe only half of it can be healed. Complete healing within 30 seconds"

"This, this, this... this is not scientific! I can not accept!"

Dr. Hulk was going crazy, and the worldview he had been subjected to for decades was once again strongly impacted.

Tony Stark didn't care whether he could accept it or not. He carefully put the apple away, and then took out another item. , Tony Stark's expression changed instantly when he saw such an item, and he turned around and glared at Lu Dantou with a murderous look.

Lu Dantou looked embarrassed:"Tony, you can't blame me for this, you know, I have already done my best."

Captain Steve rubbed his swollen head:"You two, can you stop arguing in a hurry and explain to us first that this thing that looks like a sweet date is probably not a date."

Tony Stark took deep breaths several times before suppressing the urge to kill the Braised Eggman on the spot, and said:"This thing is called the longevity fruit. It is a fruit that can increase life span. This one is the smallest and can increase the life span. Three years life"

"Watfak?!!"

Hawkeye and captain Steve stood up instantly, staring at the date, no, the longevity fruit.

Hawkeye has an old man in his family, Steve is even simpler. His ex-girlfriend is almost dying of old age, can Can he withstand this thing?

As for Dr. Hulk, well, he is very calm. He doesn't really need this thing. He just hits his head one after another, and his world view is ravaged again, just like Tony Stark. He glared at Lu Dantou:"It's all damned. I said he wanted me to beat the fruit, but he didn't agree and insisted on beating it by himself. In the end, he only beat the youngest one!"

"Damn it, the biggest one is just a little closer, just a little worse!!"

"The biggest one can increase your life span by two hundred years! That's two hundred years!!"Tony Stark roared.

Lifespan is something that no one can ignore. Even Tony Stark, the smartest brain in the world, cannot ignore it. At this moment, everyone present suddenly understood that Tony... What's going on with Stark's murderous gaze? Even a saint might not be able to withstand this.

Is this a lifespan exchange for two hundred years? All the souls have been replaced!

"By the way, are you talking about hitting fruits?"Dr. Hulk, who didn't have much demand for longevity, noticed the problem immediately.

Tony Stark nodded:"Yes, what do you think we did? Spend money to purchase goods? Of course not, they let us play a lot of 'little games', and the prize we get in the end is entirely up to us."

"For example, the longevity fruit is so precious that it can only be struck once, and only by those who have the opportunity to strike it with something similar to a slingshot. It costs a billion dollars to strike once.

Hawkeye slapped his hand on the table:"You should have called me up!""

Fruit hunting? Slingshot? Believe it or not, he can hit the rubber band with perfect accuracy? Being Hawkeye is for nothing!

Tony Stark and Eggman looked embarrassed. Both of them were in the late stages of persecution paranoia. They were afraid that the Avengers would be wiped out, so they deliberately kept some of them from going. In fact, even if they all went, their invitations would be enough.

"Okay, let’s not talk about this anymore, let’s continue reading."

"This is nectar wine. It is said to be brewed by elves. One sip will give you the ultimate enjoyment. It is relatively cheap and does not require games. A bottle costs five million US dollars."

"This is fire beef, which is said to be the meat of a special hell creature. After eating it, you can maintain absolute vitality for seven days. You can instantly regain your vitality by doing anything during those seven days. Ahem, I mean anything!"

"And this, this is the water of life. Drinking it can keep you young for ten years."

"This is a soldier bean. You can get a very strong soldier by crushing it. It is said that it was imitated by a mysterious being who found it interesting while watching anime."

"This is the water of wisdom, which can allow a person to maintain a state of absolute wisdom within 24 hours, bursting with inspiration, thinking hundreds of times sharper than usual, and becoming 897 whatever he learns."

"In addition, there is this, this……"

Along with the same introduction from Tony Stark.

Several people present, from the beginning, it was unreasonable, and gradually became the mother, it can still be like this, until the last thing, what happened to this world?

After the last item was introduced, Captain Steve rubbed his numb and stiff face:"I think I roughly understand why you had such expressions when you came back."

"No, you don't understand, you don't understand at all!!"Tony Stark became excited instantly.

"We were only allowed to play most of their activities once at a time! Do you know what it feels like? Everything in it can make you crazy, but you can only choose one, and you're not sure whether you can get it! They even have a damn time limit!"

"The most important thing is, do you understand those damn bastards next to you who yell excitedly every time they get something good? You can't understand it at all!"

"Damn it, this is 10,000 times more exciting than stealing family money and going to the casino to play when I was a kid!"

"Don't be so excited. Look at Spider-Woman. She is with you. She is much calmer than you."

In an instant, two pairs of eyes turned around and looked at Spider-Woman suspiciously.

To be honest, this experience is so exciting that no one can withstand it. You can imagine, you may only have one chance in your life. With a little hand, Well, some people get hundreds of years of life, and some get nothing. This is so exciting. Some people even go crazy on the spot, some are crazy with joy, and some are driven crazy by themselves, such as

Tony Stark, the richest man, and Lu Dantou. The Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. can’t stand this stimulation, Spider-Woman? Can she bear so much more than the two of them?

Spider-Woman took an awkward step back, holding her small hands tightly at an angle that no one else could see. The same thing.

She is just an ordinary college student. At most, the spider's ability has mutated, and the thing has no mental resistance. Naturally, she can't bear it better than these two. She doesn't react much, just because she still has the chance to go back. , these two people don’t have that chance.

"By the way, I paid attention just now. Don’t you feel like there’s something missing? Didn't Natasha go with you?

Spider-Woman raised her hand instantly:"I know. Sister Natasha said she saw an old friend and went to talk to her.""

"I see."A response full of coping

"That's right"

"Understood."

The next moment, suddenly, almost at the same time, several hands grabbed the basket as fast as they could in their lives.

"Farke, Farke, damn it, I promised not to rob him! I'm going to kill you!".