Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1243: 339. Varian, is your brain a little sick?

   Chapter 1243 339. Varian, is your brain a little sick? --Monthly Pass Plus Update [825]

"What did you say?"

  Stormwind City, Old Town, MI7 headquarters.

  Shore, who was dealing with his daily work, got a piece of news that made him stunned from the black-clothed spy in front of him. He put down the quill in his hand and asked seriously:

   "You repeat, I was a little distracted just now. Maybe I heard it wrong. Who are you saying was caught by a group of farmers?"

   "Black Shaw! The legendary pirate famous in the endless sea, my lord!"

  The black-clothed spy who flew all the way from the Western Wilderness on a griffin, who didn't even have time to drink his saliva, looked excited. With a kind of joy of "catching a big fish", he trembled and reported to his leader:

   "The same **** who defeated the Gilneas fleet, spread the werewolf plague in the northern border, and plundered Kul Tiras!

   The betrayer who used to be an Alliance hero but chose the dark road! The first-class criminal wanted by all human kingdoms and elf forces!

  Our brave farmers caught him off guard as he landed alone in the Westfall, preparing for a vicious raid!

   That dreadful **** is now being held in a cage in West Spring Fortress.

  But Captain Rainier, who was defending there, felt that they couldn't keep the dashing, handsome and powerful bastard, so they asked MI7 for support.

  Sir, you must go over immediately.

   This is a great victory enough to make MI7 famous, and we can proudly claim to be the Terminator of the Sea Nightmare or the Doomsday of Black Shaw. "

   "Very good, great."

  Shore's expression became worse.

   He sighed, picked up his beloved Crane Feather cape and draped it over his body, and propped up the desk with both hands, in an indifferent tone that could not lift his spirits, he said to the black-clothed spy who was staring at him with extreme excitement:

   "Have you had enough?"

   "Ah? What are you talking about, my lord?"

   The spy in black replied blankly.

  Shore folded his arms, stared at him, and said:

   "Enough, this kind of joke is too bad, it's not what a guest should do.

   Also, don't tell me, you killed everyone in that farm and West Spring Fortress, so I'll have to call all MI7 assassins here to fight you to the death. "

   "Huh? In my dear brother's heart, am I such a tyrannical guy? What status and status am I now? Do I need to bully a few farmers myself?"

   The spy in black, who was still excited just now, shrugged, reached out and took off the mask covering his cheeks and hair, revealing a very ordinary, featureless face.

   With the action of snapping his fingers, the camouflage effect of the Fraud Orb will be removed.

   In the next instant, the handsome, dashing and unrestrained smelly pirate Blake Shaw appeared in Shaw's office. He grabbed a chair and sat on it with a pipe and legs raised.

   With another sigh, he said to Shaw, who had an "as expected" expression in front of him:

   "Your Western Wilderness is indeed sturdy, and in our place in Kul Tiras, the farmers ran away when they saw a mighty pirate like me land.

   Your peasant dared to take a dung fork and try to capture me alive, and send it to the child king to receive the reward.

   is indeed the descendant of the pioneers.

   is indeed the most exploratory group of people in human civilization.

  You know me, I admire the brave the most, so I left a sum of money as a reward for courage and fright after tasting the spirits from that small farm.

  I also left a bag of delicious elf candy for those terrified children.

   Then, by the way, I touched MI7's stronghold in the Western Wilderness, and 'borrowed' a suit and rushed over. "

   Having said this, Blake rolled his eyes and said to Shore, who had a helpless look and guessed what he was going to complain about next:

   "Compared to your brave farmers, MI7, who calls himself the 'Kingdom Defender', pulls his hips a lot, and I even discovered that the agents in the Westfall stronghold have a bad habit of drinking too much.

   By the way, I looked through the accounts and found something incredible. "

  Smelly Pirate said to Shore:

   "Did you know that they have a very close 'business relationship' with the mason brothers who have made a lot of money from me recently."

"This is normal."

  Shore sighed and explained:

   "Edwin VanCleef, leader of the Mason Brotherhood, was the commander of our guerrilla fighters in Gilneas during the fall of Stormwind.

   He is a veteran with outstanding achievements. After the war, he could have served as a high-ranking commander in seven places, but he chose to retire.

   That is the real me in the seven places, and I have trained him.

   One-seventh of the money that the Mason Brotherhood got from selling the sin monument to the undead fleet was turned over as MI7's activities. "

   "One-seventh? It's so dark."

  Blake made a strange sound of tut tut, shook his head and said contemptuously to Shaw:

   "Pirate robbery is also a joke. It's up to you to really steal money."

   "Okay, don't complain about this, just change your clothes and come with me."

  Shore, not wanting to dwell on the subject, said to Black:

   "His Majesty the King has been looking forward to meeting you. He happens to be in Stormwind Fortress right now, and he doesn't pick the time. The dinner will be changed to a luncheon. What style of dishes would you like to eat? I can arrange it.

   Want local dishes from Stormwind Kingdom? Or your Kul Tiras delicacies? "

   "How did I provoke you?"

   Black snorted and said:

   "Let you torture me with the pig food of Kul Tiras?

  I'll have the authentic Westfall stew, the clay-free one, plus a couple of liver pies, and monk wine from the Millie family of Northshire Abbey.

   To be more than 20 years old.

  Don't fool me with defective products. "

   "You are really particular about what you eat."

  Shore glanced at Black and said:

   "Add a few pieces of Tias family cheese, that's the old flavor of Stormwind."

"don't want!"

  Black shrugged and said with an odd smile:

   "The Tias family is an old spy from MI7, I dare not eat cheese made by a group of assassins, God knows what the **** is in it.

  It would be bad to talk nonsense in front of the child king after eating. "

"You bastard."

  Shore's hands burst with blue veins, he gritted his teeth and said:

   "How dare you say that the Uncrowned did not put eyeliners in MI7? You even know the background of our deeply buried Tias family, my organization has been infiltrated into a sieve by you!"

   "Oh, don't be so sad, my brother."

   Blackla said in a long voice:

   "Thinking about it for the better, it's not just your family that has been infiltrated by the Uncrowned, even the ancient watchers are about to be included by me, right? It's not ashamed to leak information in front of a master assassin and prophet like me.

   Let's go, let's not keep the child king waiting. "

   "Is it appropriate for you to wear this?"

  Shore watched Blake take off his black coat to reveal his pirate outfit, he squinted and said:

   "I know that you are also a prince of noble birth. Anyway, talk about etiquette."

   "You have so many troubles!"

  Blake exhaled a smoke ring and complained:

   "I have no problem wearing this to meet Tyrande and Odin. When I come to your place, I need to change my clothes. Hey, I don't even pay for alcohol in the Hall of Valor.

  The little Stormwind city doesn't change, just wear this.

  The child king loves to see or not. "

  Shore couldn't help Blake, and in the end he could only take this smelly pirate to Stormwind Fortress, but Shore was careful.

   He himself took several high-level spies to "protect" Black in the center, so that anyone who saw it along the way would think that the pirate was "captured" by MI7.

   There were even a few children who were fishing in the city river by the roadside cheering.

   "Hey, you little bastards, stay away from that **** river."

  Black threatened those little brats:

   "There is a terrifying big crocodile in the river, which escaped from the open sea along the sewers. It is very big and has six feet. It can easily eat you as dinner!"

   "You're joking, right?"

  Shore glanced back at Blake, who shrugged and said:

   "Am I a pirate, assassin, warlock, or what?"

   Hearing this, Sholton's expression changed slightly. As one of Azeroth's finest hunters, Black's sense of the beast's presence made it sound like he was joking.

   "Inspect the river immediately!"

   The leader of MI7 whispered to the adjutant beside him:

   "Don't miss every river, kill that **** crocodile!"

   "Well, it's hiding in the silt of the river in the old town and trading area, ready to attack a silly dwarf who is selling toys along the street. If you can get there within five minutes, that unlucky dwarf might survive.

   By the way, I sent the crocodile meat to the king chef, and I suddenly wanted to taste the deliciousness of barbecue. "

  Black added a sentence next to it.

   made the spy lieutenant look angry.

   I didn't see the spies of our kingdom talking, how could you stinky pirate speak!

asshole!

   Watching the spies leave, Blake whistled to Shaw and said in appreciation:

   "Although you look very embarrassed in an emergency, your attitude of giving orders to remedy is really majestic, keep it up. Also, do you want me to introduce a few hunters to join MI7?

   You know, I have connections. "

   "So that you can put in a few 'eyes' in a more upright manner?"

  Shore shook his head and said:

   "I will find Nathanos about this, so I won't bother you."

   "Oh, in your eyes, there are no good people in the world, right?"

   Black made a sad, hypocritical gesture, and he stretched his voice and said:

   "Seeing MI7 pulling my hips so much, I was really worried. I just wanted to help, I really didn't mean anything else."

   "There must be good people in the world."

  Shore said without looking back:

   "But you are definitely not one of them. Be serious, okay? His Majesty the King came out to greet you in person, and Duke Fordragon is here. He is a stereotypical Paladin and hates guys like you the most."

   "You're saying that Furdragon is stereotyped?"

  The pirate squinted his eyes and said:

   "You have a really bad eye for seeing people. Shall I tell you a gossip about the Grand Duke? It will definitely surprise your eyes."

  Shore was a little moved, but still shook his head and said:

   "Let's talk after dinner."

   The two of them complained like this and walked all the way to the stairs of the Storm Fortress. This fortress is very grand as a king's palace, and there is a statue of King Ryan Wrynn erected in front of the fountain.

   Its shape perfectly reflects the talent and ability of the Mason Brotherhood in building.

   To be honest, this newly built Stormwind City has definitely surpassed the Royal City of Lordaeron in terms of momentum. Apart from Stromgarde, which is of special significance to humans, this Stormwind City is already the most brilliant main city of human civilization.

   However, after seeing Varian Wrynn and his entourage walking out in the king's robes, Black was stunned.

   He rubbed his eyes, thinking that he might be hallucinating.

   After a few seconds, he whispered to Shaw next to him:

   "The child king is still as majestic and handsome as before, the Duke of Fordragon has a beard and is more mature and cold, and the beautiful girl beside the king should be Queen Stephen Arrian, there is nothing wrong with these people.

   I have only one doubt, the guy in the advisor suit next to your child king. What is that? Where did he come from? "

  The pirate seemed to have seen the most astonishing spectacle, and he said in amazement:

   "Why did a troll appear in the palace of the human king? Why didn't Fordragon slash him with his sword? Why did Queen Tiffin still talk and laugh with the young troll?

   Was Stormwind captured by trolls before I found out? "

   "Uh, that's Vol'jin."

  Shore was also a little embarrassed, and he explained in a low voice:

   "It is the 'ally' that our army accidentally found when fighting against the Gurubashi troll in Stranglethorn Vale. His Darkspear tribe is the only small clan in Stranglethorn who is willing to help the alliance against the evil **** Hakkar.

The    Forward Legion was able to break into the city of Zul'Gurub, where the trolls were hidden in the mountains and forests, thanks to the leadership of the Darkspear Headhunters.

  The Shadow Hunter of the Darkspear clan and their old chief Sen'jin said that he had heard the oracle of Bwonsamdi, the **** of death, and that the alien **** of death told him that the alliance with the Kingdom of Stormwind had made the Darkspear clan long and strong.

  So, Chief Sen'jin brought his only son to us.

  Vol'jin is now Stormwind's royal advisor on troll affairs, a young troll who is intelligent, gentle and sincere.

   He has won the trust of His Majesty the King.

   Even Duke Fordragon, who was prejudiced against aliens, slowly accepted him. "

  Black listened to the story like a scripture. He blinked and said:

   "I should have hoisted the uncrowned commander in Stormwind and whipped him, he didn't collect such important information. But Varian is also amazing.

   His grandfather King Baratheon died in a joint war between trolls and gnolls.

   Honestly, seeing the Child King and Vol'jin come out of Stormwind Hold to greet me, I think my mind is challenged.

Even if you tell me next that Stormwind has built rocket towers with the gnomes, and plans to send marines to fight the strange creatures just discovered on aliens, and that we can drive black-tech bipedal robots into the Legion's positions. Unparalleled, I wouldn't be more surprised.

   Of course, if you do get it out, that’s another story. "

  Black said a long list of rants that sounded illogical to Shaw.

   At the end of this rant, he looked at the smiling child king and the young troll advisor behind him, shook his head, and said in a low voice;

   "The fate of going to chaos after being disturbed is really a magical thing."

   (end of this chapter)

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