Baby daddy's unrestrained life

Why teach Chinese?

Well, Professor Ye looked at the students who asked this question with approval.

Good question!

It's really good!

Why did I come to teach the Chinese department? Don't you have any pressure on me?

It's because I scolded the five professors of your department and ran away. There was no teacher in class, so I came to top the bag!

Of course, Ye Feng thought so in his heart, but he would not say so.

"I know, a lot of people think I'm a mathematician." Ye Feng gazed at the classmate and said: "but in fact, in my eyes, there is no distinction between arts and science, because I can't tell what is mathematics and what is literature! Mathematics or literature, when you come to the end, you will find that they are all philosophy

Listening to the magnetic voice of Ye Feng, looking at his dark and deep appearance, people in the classroom are stunned by the seriousness of Ye Feng's sudden rise.

Even President Wu and president Zhao couldn't help sitting upright and looking at Ye Feng with a shock.

Can't tell mathematics from literature?

Philosophy?

Is philosophy the end of literature and Neo Confucianism?

It's the first time anyone has heard this theory.

Has Professor Ye reached such a state?

Hundreds of pairs of curious revealed thinking eyes, staring at Ye Feng.

If we say that at the beginning, Ye Feng's humor is to pull into the distance with the students, then now the enigmatic is to set up his own tall image.

As a teacher, not only students' friends, but also stars that students can't touch. Only in this way, when they fall down and need help, they will think of you as a friend; Only in this way can they look up to you when they are confused and need guidance.

In the classroom, the students and teachers look at Ye Feng on the platform one by one. Everyone is waiting for Ye Feng to explain. Explain why it's all philosophy at the end!

Ye Feng on the platform suddenly became quiet. After a long time, he came out a little confused: "you have no problem? No problem. I'm going. "

President Wu

President Zhao

The professors and students were speechless.

Your second uncle!

We almost didn't choke out internal injury, almost didn't vomit blood!

You Ya's whole so deep, the result said a word did not have?

Even the queen, who watched the live broadcast with her mobile phone, was speechless and couldn't help helping her forehead. This guy is still so unreliable.

"Cough, OK, let's continue to ask questions." President Wu turned around and said a word. Although he was quite speechless to Ye Feng, he still stood up to put pressure on Ye Feng at this time.

As soon as president Wu spoke, the atmosphere in the classroom became lively.

At this time, sitting in the middle of a braided male students "do not point from the stand up.".

As soon as the student got up, all the students in the classroom gave a cry.

"This guy is going to be a demon again!" Su Ling pursed her lips and frowned at the boy, muttering, "if he dares to embarrass my brother-in-law, I won't finish with him!"

There are also students whispering.

"There's a lot to see."

"Hehe, Professor Ye is going to be difficult."

"The name of Dou Ni Wan is not just a talk."

"I hope that Dou Xuechang will be merciful. Last time he made a new female teacher cry."

"If he dares to embarrass Professor Ye, do you think President Wu can let him go?"

At this time, President Wu and president Zhao also turned their heads and took a look at him. They both knew each other. They were famous pricks at school. They were always looking for trouble, and they were good at learning, so the school had nothing to do with him.

After the boy stood up, he asked with a smile: "Professor Ye, you just said that whether it's Neo Confucianism or literature, it's philosophy in the end, so you must have a lot of research on philosophy?"

Ye Feng also saw out, this kid is a dishonest Lord, estimate is to want to give him whole point foreign appearance to come out. But Ye Feng is not afraid, just smile, "a little research."

Dou Xuechang immediately said, "well, I'll dare to ask you a philosophical question."

"Well, you say." Ye Feng nodded.

"We all know that God is omnipotent. Can God create a stone that he can't move?"

As soon as we listened, we were speechless.

What's the problem?

Isn't this the famous paradox of God in philosophy?

We all know that it's a paradox. That's a question that can't be answered.

Ask Professor Ye this kind of question, he can answer out, that is a ghost!

Headmaster Wu, Zhao Huangming and several teachers in the department all frowned. It was really a thorn in the head. Didn't it mean to embarrass Ye Feng?

Su Ning on the other end of the mobile phone also frowned when she heard the question. How can she feel that this student is so annoying? How dare you ask such a question! Hum! See how Professor Ye will deal with you in the future!

That Dou Ni Wan seemed to explain: "I'm not asking in vain. Although this is a paradox, isn't philosophy like this? Even if it is a paradox, everyone will have their own views. I just want to know Professor Ye's understanding of this paradox. "

However, Ye Feng didn't care much. Instead, he asked a question with a smile, "do you have a girlfriend?"

Huh?

The leaf breeze this words a, everyone immediately muddled force.

What does that mean?

But Ye Feng didn't care, just looked at the classmate with a smile.

"Well." Dou Xuechang was a little confused, but he said truthfully, "yes."

"Are you coming?" Ye Feng asked again.

Dou Xuechang nodded and looked at the girl sitting next to him.

His girlfriend is not a Chinese major, but in order to accompany him, she came to class with him.

Ye Feng nodded and asked with a smile, "do you think you love your girlfriend?"

Dou Xuechang pulled the corners of his mouth, a little confused by Ye Feng. What do you mean, elder brother?

But Dou Xuechang nodded, "love! Special love. Dou Xuechang is also a big brother. In front of so many students, and so many teachers and leaders of the school, he said so boldly, which is admirable. The girl friend blushed with shame.

"Does your girlfriend love you?" Ye Feng asked again.

At this time, dou Xuechang looked at his girlfriend. His girlfriend seemed to really like him. He even stood up and nodded solemnly.

Looking at this scene, the students are involuntarily smoked the corner of the mouth, how does he feel is married?

Has Professor Ye ever been a wedding host before?

What do you love or not, brother? What people ask you is the paradox of God!

What are you talking about?

Ignoring people's strange eyes, Ye Feng nodded to them with satisfaction and said: Well, before answering your question, can I ask your girlfriend three questions first? If your girlfriend can answer all of them, I'll give you the answer, OK? "

Dou Xuechang frowned, did not answer, just looked at his girlfriend.

"Yes!" His girlfriend is atmosphere, almost no consideration, directly blurted out.

"Professor Ye, you can't ask for privacy!" Dou Xuechang quickly added.

Ye Feng smiles, "no problem."

Dou Xuechang still looks at Ye Feng with some doubts, and finally his girlfriend says, "OK, just ask, as long as it's no longer a paradox."

"Ha ha, you two can rest assured that the question I asked you definitely has a clear answer. It just depends on how you answer it." Ye Feng looked at them and said with a smile, "my first question is: can you just answer the second and third questions I'm going to ask

My girlfriend said with a relaxed face: "yes."

Ye Feng said with a smile, "my second question is, can your answer to my third question be consistent with the answer to my second question?"

After Ye Feng finished, his girlfriend frowned and thought for a while, then said, "yes."

"Listen, my third question is..."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" Ye Feng asked this last question lightly.

After hearing this question, dou Xuechang and his girlfriend were immediately dumbfounded, and almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood!

Dou quickly waved his hand and said, "no, our second question is no! Yes, I just can't! "

"Oh?" Ye Feng said with interest: "yes, it can't be changed, right? OK, my third question is still this. Can you be my girlfriend? " Ye Feng looks at Dou Xuechang's girlfriend with a smile.

Dou Xuechang immediately scrambled to cry: "can't!"

"Ha ha"

Ye Feng laughed and said, "isn't that right? You can't answer the second question. Why is the answer to the third question the same as the second one

Dou Xuechang is not a fool either. After listening to Ye Feng, he immediately reflects what happened.

Go to your second uncle!

I'll give you a lung!

Do you want to be so immoral!

It's so immoral!

There is no way to answer this question!

No matter what you answer, the final result is the same!

The students around also laughed.

"Ha ha ha! Bull

"Professor Ye, these three questions are invincible! How invincible

"This routine is amazing!"

"No, I'll take these three questions to express myself in a moment! If it doesn't work, I'll eat shit

"How does Professor Ye's brain grow? Can you think of any such question? "

"Master! Professor Ye is an expert at teasing girls

"How handsome! Professor Ye is not only handsome, but also has such a high IQ. Ah, in the future, Professor Ye will be my God! "

Principal Wu laughed.

Even Zhao Huangming, who has an opinion on Ye Feng, can't help laughing.

Ye Feng's three questions are really divine, and they have to admire the wonderful use of sophistry in philosophy.

Professor Ye Fengye is really a super genius that ordinary people can't match!

The ability to react and think is something they can't catch up with all their lives.

The little sister-in-law in the classroom was laughing wildly, and she couldn't hold the mobile phone in her hand, which made the queen look wobbly. But at this time, the queen couldn't help laughing.

"This guy's brain is so long that he can even think of such problems." Su Ning's pretty face was red with a smile, and her beautiful eyes were shining with a cheerful look.

In the classroom, dou Xuechang's face turned red. He wanted to make Ye Feng come down, but he was embarrassed. Almost all his girlfriends were poached by Ye Feng. He was depressed and sat down, but now he is convinced of Ye Feng. Professor Ye is really capable!

Ye Feng said with a smile, "even if I make a joke for you, don't worry about this classmate. We are married people who can even make soy sauce for our children. Teachers are mainly worried about you. Now they all know how to express themselves? "

"I see!"

"Thank you, Professor Ye!"

"Professor Ye, you are kind to me!"

"If I had met Professor Ye a few days earlier, I would have succeeded in expressing myself."

When ye Fengcai finished, the following students immediately laughed, followed by an extremely warm applause.

After the applause gradually stopped, Ye Feng asked again, "is there any problem?"

Suddenly, there are countless students volunteered to raise their hands.

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