Baby daddy's unrestrained life

Morning.

Eight o'clock sharp.

Auditorium of Haitian University.

At this time, the auditorium has been decorated with a large banner "Sino Japanese historical and Cultural Forum". Red flowers are placed on both sides of the stage. In the center of the stage, there are lecture tables and microphones.

There is not only the joy of the new year, but also the solemnity of the forum.

It can be seen that Haida has made careful preparations.

In the auditorium, bounded by the aisle in the middle, the people on both sides are quite different. Chinese scholars and experts are sitting on the left side, while the Japanese more than 30 people are sitting on the right side.

Of course, in addition to experts from the two countries, there are also many reporters on the scene.

Eagle country.

American.

German.

Japanese.

Great country.

There are journalists from all over the world.

And obviously, these countries are smelling something wrong. Everyone has a vague feeling that Japan may make a big news this time, so there are a lot of reporters.

Of course, there are also many Chinese journalists.

However, these Chinese reporters have all been ordered to die by their superiors - according to the record!

So many countries in the world feel that something is wrong, but Huaxia doesn't?

The small Japanese pirates are so arrogant and high-profile this time, and they have deliberately attracted the attention of the whole world. If there is no conspiracy, who can believe it? Chinese people are not fools. There must be something wrong with them!

However, we don't know what medicine these Japanese people sell in hululi!

Of course, we in China will never be afraid. Although we know that Japanese people have a bad heart, China still accepts this forum.

No matter what your intrigue, I am fearless in China!

This is the psychology of all the Chinese experts in the auditorium. To tell you the truth, they look down on this group of Japanese.

In terms of history, in this region of East Asia, China is definitely worthy of the big brother!

Since thousands of years, we have radiated the whole East Asia!

The history of East Asia is the history of China!

The history of each country in East Asia has definitely the shadow of China!

Your Japanese come to China to study history with us?

You are looking for abuse!

Chinese experts are even a little excited. They even want to see what kind of conspiracy these little Japanese pirates have prepared.

Chinese experts are arrogant, Japanese experts are confident.

As the president of the host city, President Wu naturally asked him to give an opening speech on the stage.

President Wu is willing to do this kind of thing, energetic on the stage, crackling began his own performance.

……

Under the stage, Ye Feng was sitting in the front, in the second row.

Although he doesn't know history at all, he just came to play soy sauce, but after all, he is the main venue of Haida. Ye Feng is nominally the history professor of Haida, and he is also the vice president of Haicheng Institute of history. With his title and his status in Haida, no one will say no more when he sits in the first row.

But Ye Feng's heart is empty. He just came to make soy sauce. He doesn't know anything about history. He can't compare with the experts present. He's not very interesting. It's better to sit in the first row or the second row, which is not so conspicuous.

On the stage, President Wu was still spitting and talking.

Next, several Chinese experts sitting in the first row also talk with their heads down. Ye Feng knows all of them, and they had dinner together yesterday.

Yu Likun, a historian at Haida, asked in a frowning voice: "where's Mr. Han? Why haven't you come yet? "

Zhang Hui, President of Haicheng History Research Institute beside him, frowned and said, "I don't know. I've called him several times, but I can't get through."

"Not up yet?" An old professor said in a low voice, "did Lao Han go to have fun last night?"

"Yes, I did."

President Yu said: "but Mr. Han knows how to be late for such an important occasion? It shouldn't be. "

"Is something wrong?"

President Zhang Hui is a little worried.

"What can happen to him?" President Yu said, "we don't know about his virtue. What did that girl do yesterday?"

"Then why don't you come..."

President Zhang and some of them are quite unable to understand. For Mr. Han, they are clear. They can't be clear. Although they sing every night, they can definitely distinguish between the important and the negative. It's reasonable to say that they should not be late or even absent for this occasion!

After listening to the leaf wind, the corners of the mouth can't help smoking.

How can a national academician of history study be of such virtue?

This really subverts Ye Feng's three outlooks. Today's forum is so important that even Ye Feng knows how important it is. Otherwise, he would not be required to be present. However, Han Laoqian traveled a long way from the imperial capital to Haicheng, and then went to find a girl to fool around? You haven't got up yet, have you?

A burst of silence in someone's heart.

……

On stage, President Wu finally finished.

Next, there is the exchange of "topics" between China and Japan.

Forum, how to have a focus of discussion!

The main line must have something to do with history, but the specific topics will only be announced on the spot.

It can be seen that although it is communication learning, in fact, it is not the case at all.

Huaxia is the landlord. Of course, Huaxia came to power first. An old man came to power with a stack of papers. He said something he didn't need. Finally, he said, "our topic is a study of the history of war in the Warring States period of Japan."

"Japan and Warring States period? Japan also had the Warring States period? "

Ye said that he was confused. Wasn't the Warring States period Chinese? Spring and autumn and Warring States!

"No, Professor Ye, you don't even know this?"

Ye Fenggang was just excited, and his voice was a little loud. All the people beside him looked at him. The dean Zhang Hui in the front row said, "Professor Ye mainly studies literature and mathematics. It's understandable that he is unfamiliar with history."

Behind there is an expert muttering: "do not understand what to do, add chaos?" This is not a professor of Haida!

A man whispered: "it's said that literature and history are inseparable. Professor Ye can't even understand these common sense, can he? It must be a joke. "

Ye Feng blushed a little, "well, I still know about Chinese history..." when Ye Feng said this, he didn't have any confidence. His so-called understanding is almost what he learned in compulsory education.

Although Ye is proficient in Japanese, he really doesn't know anything about the history of Japan!

"Nothing."

President Wu turned back and comforted: "Professor Ye can play with mobile phones or something."

"Yes, yes."

Forget it, you'd better squint. He can't mix this kind of thing. Ye didn't play with his mobile phone. He simply supported his chin and began to close his eyes. But maybe it's too early to get up in the morning. The goods are sleepy now. After a while, they fell asleep.

……

On stage.

The old expert of Huaxia went down after a few minutes. Now it's just the beginning of the topic, and it's not time to discuss it. It's just that the two sides will highlight their respective theories first.

The topic of Huaxia is: War Research in the Warring States period of Japan.

Next, it's time for the Japanese to show their topic. The Japanese, with a moustache and a name of kumichi Hasegawa, came to the stage. Standing behind the lecture table, he looked up at the experts on the Chinese side with his head held high. Without saying a word of nonsense, he said, "our topic is..."

"Yuanqing is not Chinese!"

"What?"

"Presumptuous!"

"Nonsense

"What topic is this?"

"Make it up! Hasegawa, you have to be responsible for your speech! "

"It's really funny. Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties come down in one continuous line. Do you think yuan Qing is not Chinese? Ha, it's not Huaxia, it's your country of Japan? "

"Do you understand history?"

"Is that the topic of your country? Can this be called a thesis? Are you kidding? "

As soon as Hasegawa bear finished, the experts on Huaxia's side directly fried the pot. At first, the people gave a few angry words, but then they began to laugh.

Yuan and Qing Dynasties are not Chinese?

Ha, that's the funniest joke I've ever heard this year.

Chinese experts all think that this Hasegawa is out of his mind?

Is this a topic?

Does this need to be discussed?

Is Yuan Dynasty and Qing Dynasty not Chinese?

Ha, isn't Huaxia your country?

No one takes it seriously, and no one thinks it's really the topic of Japan. Everyone thinks it's a joke or Hasegawa made a mistake.