Beauty and the Bodyguard
Chapter 2455: Heroes save the beauty
Chapter 2455: The Hero Saves The Beauty Again
Lin Yi didn't expect that Kang Zhaolong was so shameless, but he couldn't say anything. He just couldn't see or be upset, and started to eat the food on the table.
The food here is really good, maybe because everyone is hungry and they praise the farm dishes.
Kang Zhaolong originally wanted to find some topics to talk with Wang Xinyan, but seeing that everyone was eating and not chatting, the atmosphere was a bit dull, he really didn't know how to make a difference!
In the past few days, Kang Zhaolong is reading a novel recommended by Kang Lighting with his mobile phone, called "Pure and Ambiguous Prequel". It is said that there are a lot of pick-up cheats and ski resort descriptions, so he temporarily holds his feet and takes Come and learn, it really looks fascinating at first glance, I think it is really good, the contents are very useful!
He suddenly remembered that the protagonist in this book liked to tell jokes to his girlfriend, so the heroine laughed heartily, so Kang Zhaolong felt that he should also tell jokes to Wang Xinyan.
"Because of the robbers, everyone must be very depressed, right? Seeing that everyone is eating and not talking, why don't I tell you a few jokes?" Kang Zhaolong said.
"Okay!" The right-handed tiger sitting not far from Kang Zhaolong shouted first.
"Haha, this joke is actually a brain teaser." Kang Zhaolong smiled and turned to look at Wang Xinyan, and said, "What comes out of my butt, but is it still edible?"
"Ga?" The classmates who were present were suddenly stunned, and even the right-handed tiger was a bit disgusted, and everyone was eating. Why did you mention what came out of the buttocks? Isn't that shit?
"Xinyan, do you know?" Kang Zhaolong did not find that everyone's expressions were wrong. He thought to make Wang Xinyan happy, and he didn't think about it too much. He was an idiot in terms of emotions, otherwise he could n’t read books and learn some pick-up skills. Already.
"I ... I don't know ..." Wang Xinyan was immersed in food, and after listening to Kang Zhaolong's words, she suddenly looked stiff and speechless.
"Looks like everyone doesn't know, then I will reveal the mystery!" Kang Zhaolong said proudly: "The mystery is-eggs! Hahahaha, eggs come out of chicken buttocks, how is it fun? Haha ... "
Wang Xinyan's chopsticks just happened to clamp an egg, and her hands trembled, and the eggs fell on the table, looking strange and strange ...
"Uh ..." Kang Zhaolong also found something wrong. He didn't expect that Wang Xinyan was going to eat an egg, which was a little embarrassing at once: "Xin Yan, I'm telling a joke, haha ... don't worry, keep eating ... eggs Although it came out of the chicken ass, didn't it have a shell? There is a saying that the mud is not stained, which is the reason ... "
"Cough ... I'm full ..." Wang Xinyan put down her chopsticks, and Kang Zhaolong lost her appetite.
Lin Yi picked up an egg and put it in his mouth. He looked at Kang Zhaolong a little and said, "Did you finish?"
"Eh ... finished ..." Kang Zhaolong's heart jumped for no reason. Although he didn't believe how Lin Yi dared to treat him in public, just now Lin Yi's bland tone made Kang Zhaolong nervous.
"Hurry up after you finish talking!" Lin Yi took a bottle of corn juice and handed it to Wang Xinyan: "Drink some corn juice and see how much you don't eat ..."
"Oh ..." Wang Xinyan took the corn juice, and she did not have an appetite for Kang Zhaolong after taking a few bites.
Kang Zhaolong was a little annoyed. It seemed that his head had just been beaten a bit, and he said something that made Wang Xinyan unhappy, and he dared not say more. thing……
Su Xunzi is a little puppet near the ski slopes. Every day, he takes his two younger brothers, Da and Ai, to walk around the ski slopes, collects protection fees from nearby businesses, and makes fun of beautiful little girls. Nothing else!
Of course, the reason why Su Xunzi was able to mix the wind and water here, and no measures were taken on the ski slopes, is because he has a good friend, he is the general manager of the ski resort, and is open to the behavior of his nephew With one eye closed, anyway, the merchants in this ski resort are already making a lot of money, and being blackmailed by their nephew will not renew the rent for the second year.
As long as there are no problems on the books, the chairman of the group is unlikely to pay attention to the details of such a resort resort ski resort.
Today, Su Xunzi and his two younger brothers came to the farmhouse restaurant where Lin Yi and others are located to play the autumn breeze. However, seeing that the restaurant is full of seats today, Su Xunzi's face is suddenly ugly!
"Ada Aer, go and make a table for Brother!" Su Xunzi ordered to his two thugs.
"Yes, brother-in-law!" Ah Da Er Er responded quickly, and then began to choose the target.
And when Ada A'er chose the target, Su Xunzi's gaze was not idle, and he fell on Wang Xinyan! This is a first-class beauty. Su Xunzi's preference is to play autumn winds and tease beautiful women, so when Su Xunzi saw Wang Xinyan, her eyes suddenly lighted up!
"Wait!" Su Xunzi waved her hand and motioned to Ada and Aer to suspend the action.
"Brother Xia, what's wrong?" A Dalian asked quickly.
"There are beauties!" Su Xunzi pointed at Wang Xinyan's table and said.
Although Han Jingjing is also a little beauty, at this time she was playing with her tablet while she was eating, and she lowered her head. Su Xunzi did not see it. Besides, Wang Xinyan, who was the first to see his eyes, was preconceived and others gave him Automatically ignored!
Su Xunzi walked behind Wang Xinyan with a smile and looked around. Lin Yi and Kang Zhaolong were on one side. Although Su Xunzi was called Su Xunzi, he was not stupid. Seeing Lin Yi intact, Kang Zhaolong My face is hurt, so I picked a soft persimmon!
"Little girl, looks good! Brother likes it!" Su Xunzi teased Wang Xinyan, then patted Kang Zhaolong's back, and yelled, "Boy, stand up for my brother!"
"His ... my grass!" Kang Zhaolong had a large blood bag on the back of his head. Although he had applied the medicine, it hadn't completely disappeared. Su Xunzi suddenly grinned with a pain when he shot, and jumped up and glared. With Su Xunzi!
He had been guilty enough before. Several real robbers beat him up. He didn't figure out the situation, he was beaten in vain, and no one wanted to get revenge. Lin Yi counted it a bit, Lin Yi he dare not mess with it, but can only endure.
But after being shot by a small gangster, Kang Zhaolong finally could not bear it anymore!
(End of this chapter)
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