Becoming a God Starting from a Water Monkey

Late March.

The pavilion of Liang's house.

【Drowning karma dissipates】

[Drowning Karma Accumulation: Thirty-nine]

"It will dissipate a little in three days."

Liang Qu communicated with Ze Ding and kept an eye on him.

This book was first published on the Internet by 𝕥𝕨𝕜𝕒𝕟.𝕔𝕠𝕞

Bai Xingwen took the bait, just like a neatly knitted sweater with a thread exposed. The situation in Hantai Mansion has been opened up, so there is no need to accumulate [Drowning Karma] anymore.

“Clatter.”

The sound of water brought me back to my thoughts.

La La Kai placed a wet towel on the handle of the copper kettle and poured tea for everyone one by one. Long Binglin, Long Eying, Long Yanrui and even a group of water beasts were driven into the yard.

The golden-haired tiger moved its butt and picked up the small teacup with its sharp claws. Seeing this, the little mirage dragon blew out mist and created a large cup with a diameter of three feet. Otter thought about it, grabbed a handful of tea leaves, and poured the whole pot of water into it.

Liang Qu sat facing south and asked for advice from the heroes.

"That guy knocked on the door, what excuse should we make?"

Long Yanrui thought for a moment and sat up straight: "According to what the elder said, the grandson of the old patriarch of the Bai family really needs to find an excuse and leave evidence. Why don't we-"

"Evidence? What evidence?" Liang Qu glanced sideways. "Kill Bai Xingwen if you want. He has a sly look and offended my wife, the Dragon Princess. He deserves death. What excuse do you need?

The Holy Emperor praised me for building bridges and canals. I am a pillar of the court and have a black armor face. Could it be that I am deliberately deceiving the Bai family? Bai Xingwen was confined to his home and died on my boat. I suspect that the Bai family deliberately blackmailed me! "

Long Yanrui was stunned: "Then what excuse is that?

"The elder wants us to come up with a reasonable excuse for our appearance at the Blue Lake." Long Binglin spent every day with Liang Qu and was the first to follow his train of thought. "One is east and the other is west, and the distance between them is more than 100,000 miles. The imperial court's Xingyi Earl went to Hantai for no reason and made a big fuss, which would undoubtedly alert the Lotus Sect of the Great Snow Mountain.

The secret agents they have planted are still being removed by the imperial court. On the contrary, if they can find a suitable excuse, it will attract attention and kill two birds with one stone."

"Binglin, does the Dragon Clan have any relatives in Blue Lake? It would be best if they were famous relatives who left legends in the snowy mountains."

Long Binglin replied, "In the heyday when the Dragon Lord was still alive, it was indeed there, and the Huai River was the only one left. Now, apart from the Jianghuai, the Jianghuai Lake is the only one left among the Five Lakes—Since you are looking for an excuse to bring in relatives, why not ask the Turtle King?"

"West Turtle?"

"Lord Turtle King is not a demon king born and raised in Jianghuai Lake. He originally migrated from the cave heaven in the middle and upper reaches of Huai River. There is almost no big lake between him and Blue Lake. In addition, Lord Xigui likes to gather talented people from different tribes as his subordinates. He must be related to Blue Lake."

Liang Qu was delighted.

I have forgotten such origin.

Pengze is located in the middle reaches, and upstream is Dongtian Lake, which is indeed very close to the Blue Lake.

It is really a good relationship. There are ways to go around the world. It is not complicated to ask the Western turtle for an excuse to go west to do things.——

"Want to go to the Blue Lake? Can't you just ask my frog tribe for help?"

A loud voice interrupted the conversation.

Liang Qu leaned over and asked, "Frog?"

Everyone looked back.

"Yes, Liang Qing, yes." Old Toad rarely showed some of his true colors, and said timidly, "Although we are not from the same clan, there is a Ice Jade Clan in the Blue Lake, and all of them are fair-skinned, beautiful, and have long legs.

When the Dragon King was alive, he often came to Jianghuai for exchanges. The two tribes were of the same origin and had some connection. Their tribe leader was - alas - a hundred years have passed, and I don't know how she is doing.

"???"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What does it mean.

Is there a story behind this?

"Do you want to renew our relationship, Mr. Frog?" Liang Qu was cheered up.

The frog tribe has relatives, so there is no need to bother the half-familiar Western Turtle. Moreover, Lao Ha is a high-ranking official in the Hebo Office, so it is reasonable for Liangqu Huaishui Langjiang to follow him closely and protect him.

"Hey." The old clam waved its webs hastily, "What past relationship? Don't talk nonsense. We were just friends when we were young."

Got it.

Clap, clap, clap.

Liang Qu clapped his hands.

"Open the otters! Rub Frog's back, massage his feet, and apply essential oils! Rub his wounds well, Chief Raccoon, carve a bunch of wooden flowers! Make it pretty! Make it generous! Make it beautiful!"

The big beaver stepped on the wooden bar, spun several times in the air, and landed on his hands, under his front teeth.

Click, click, click.

Wood shavings flying.

Otter waved his hand and the little ones rushed forward. Some boiled water, some scalded towels, and the rest pulled the clam onto the boulder and attacked with their ape fists.

"Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? I won't pay for this!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Frog, it's free of charge!"

Lao He rolled his eyes and said, "I want money! I want money! I can't lead the way for nothing!"

Liang Qu pretended not to hear and signaled La La to move.

Bang bang bang!

Otter started jumping up and down, turning 180 times in the air, and Wolf hit Old Toad's waist with his elbow.

"Wuhu! Great!" Old Clam spread his limbs and fell on the boulder, "A little higher, a little higher."

Hebo was a former soldier in his lifetime and is now a fifth-rank officer. He returns to Blue Lake to visit his relatives and renew his old relationship. It is a matter of great importance to the court to breed little Duobao and expand the frog clan alliance. Because of his special status and being the second-in-law of the Frog King, Liang Qu, a top-level fighter of Hebo, and his wife are specially dispatched to provide close protection for them.

The teacher has a legitimate reason!

The plan is passed.

"Wait for half a month, it's almost time to come to the master."

boom!

A golden light flashed between his eyebrows.

【Drowning Industry Collapse】

[Accumulation of drowning karma: none]!

It has taken me so long to obtain the Fighting Buddha, and although I cannot do it to others yet, I have already mastered a more secret method of using it on myself.

Crash.

The hot water poured over the old clam, making it shine all over as if it was ten years younger. It grabbed a towel to wipe the sweat off its face. The big beaver stuffed the carved wood flower into the old clam's claws. Before it could get a good look, the water in the pond rushed over and enveloped all the people and animals.

The world was spinning.

The environment suddenly turned cold.

"hiss!"

The old clam shuddered, and its skin, which had just relaxed due to the hot water, suddenly tightened.

In late March, spring had already begun and the weather had warmed up in Pingyang Prefecture, but it was still freezing cold in Hantai Prefecture.

Especially in the water, the zero-degree ice water, due to heat dissipation reasons, the actual body sensation can reach more than 20 degrees below zero, which is really exciting.

The golden-haired tiger dog paddled in the water, with golden hair flowing all over its body, and turned over to the deck of the treasure ship.

[Drowning Trigger]

[Accumulation of Drowning Karma: 1]

"Liang Qing, isn't this too fast——"

The old clam was confused. It just came out to show its head and bask in the sun in the pond, but in less than half an hour, it actually ran from the Jianghuai area in the east to the Blue Lake in the west?

Liang Qu opened his palm and clenched his five fingers: "When a frog is in love, it does not allow for a moment of hesitation. When it is time to make a move, it will be made. Frog, do you still remember Bai Yuchan's clan land?"

Old Clam's eyes were filled with nostalgia. "Before there were no waterways, everything was very slow. The Blue Lake is too far away, and I have never been there. I only vaguely heard her mention that on the east side of the Blue Lake, near the Dashun waters, the Ice Jade Toads all lived in the Ice Crystal Palace, so it should not be difficult to find."

"Understood! Let's set off from the Ice Jade Toad Clan's territory!"

The golden eyes were fierce, and wherever the gaze went, schools of fish ran wildly and headed towards the eastern waters.

The current lifted everyone onto the boat and they sped along on the waves.

Lao Cham stood at the bow with flowers in his hands, his belly was wavy due to the river breeze, and he was very nervous.

Imperial capital.

The Holy Emperor read the memorials.

"Hey, did Liang go to Blue Lake?"

Look down to see the date.

"I will leave in October. Has there been any reply from Nanzhili?"

"Your Majesty, General Liang arrived in Nanzhili in October to refine a large elixir. He rested for nearly a month before continuing westward. During this period, he was considering cultivation, so his speed was not fast."

"Even if it arrives in December, there are still nearly four months."

"I'm afraid the gap has not been opened yet? In the past, the scholars thought that Bai Mingzhe could lead the Bai family to turn around and join the Central Plains, so they fully supported him. Who would have thought that Bai Mingzhe's ability was limited and he was cautious in everything.

The drastic measures failed, and the retreat was too much, which turned the Bai family into a turtle shell. In addition, the marriage alliance for thousands of years had a great influence on the Seven Guards of Guanxi. There was no reason for external forces to intervene, and internal resistance was suppressed. If they acted rashly,

It will force the Bai family to rebel." The chief steward sighed.

Bai Mingzhe, Bai Mingzhe, is actually a person who knows how to protect himself. It doesn't matter whether you say it's good or bad.

Unfortunately, the person is that person, but the environment is not that environment. The current situation does not allow him to protect himself.

"I just wonder if Liang Qing's family has any surprises for me."

The Holy Emperor closed the album.

The deployment at the Great Snow Mountain is being slowly and steadily broken down, with more than 30% of it being destroyed so far. Even if it is discovered by the other side, detonating it in advance will not lose too much initiative.

Therefore, in the whole matter, one more Liangqu would not make any more, and one less Liangqu would be the icing on the cake. However, the hostile pressure from Jianghuai has not yet increased, so Liangqu can be allowed to test the waters.

"The water and soil are not suitable. The Jianghuai area is warm and pleasant, while the Blue Lake is cold and chilly. The same big fish, in different waters, can it create big waves again—" The Holy Emperor turned his head, "How is the Purple Lightning official ship built?"

"More than 80% of it has been completed, and the only thing left is the thousand-mile sound transmission ability. This ability is rare, and Lord Hetai and Mr. Lan dare not split it rashly. They are still deducing a more reliable method.

"Tell them that if they can't figure it out before August, they won't split it into six parts, but will split it in half, into three parts, and they must send them to the north and south ends within this year. They can wait a little longer for the east and west parts by the end of the year."

"yes!"

"Hedeban! You eunuch, what else do you have to say after seeing this! Do you recognize it? This is a warrant stamped by the old patriarch himself! Are you going to confine the old patriarch today?"

Hedban was silent for a moment, then stepped aside to make way. Seeing Bai Xingwen arrogantly leading his lackeys out of the gate, he still reminded them: "Master Bai, this is a time of trouble. Our Bai family may seem prosperous, but in fact, we are stuck in the middle. We should keep a low profile if possible. If someone catches us, it will be like what the people in the Central Plains say, 'Pull out the carrot—'"

"You also know it's the Bai family, it's the Bai family. What does it have to do with a castrated dog like you? You've been guarding the door for more than ten years. Do you really think of yourself as a member of the Bai family?" Bai Xingwen mocked, and the lackeys behind him laughed.

"Hedeban, you go with him."

“Chief!”

Bai Xingwen shouted suddenly.

The five lackeys behind him, led by the Shiba Inu, knelt on one knee.

“Chief!”

Bai Xingwen swallowed and lowered his head.

No matter how much he cursed behind the Bai family's back, he would still know who the head of the Bai family was when he met him in person.

"I don't know how you convinced the old patriarch to let you out, but..." Bai Mingzhe looked around.

He looked at Hedeban again, "Hedeban, you go with him."

"yes!"

Bai Xingwen was dissatisfied: "The clan leader sent someone to monitor me? Could it be that you don't trust the old clan leader?"

"Young master, the clan leader is worried about your safety, so he specially sent a skilled tiger hunter to protect you closely. Lord Hedeban is extremely powerful, and is not comparable to any ordinary tiger hunter." Shiba Inu winked.

Bai Xingwen suddenly realized.

The upper level of tiger hunting is indeed useful.

Hedeban is loyal and honest but lacks adaptability. When faced with problems, he is nothing more than a wooden stake.

"Thank you for your kindness, Patriarch!"

Bai Mingzhe stood in the wind and watched them leave.

Having served as the clan leader for ten years, Bai Mingzhe has been doing his job well. Not only does he not feel that the Bai family is living a more and more stable life, but he gradually feels that the Bai family is at the center of the storm.

Dashun became increasingly powerful, and it was predictable that the next hundred years would remain the same, occupying the three mountains and two rivers, the five lakes and four seas, and leaving all others far behind.

Seeing this, the Great Snow Mountain, Beiting, Nanjiang, and the Ghost Mother Sect were naturally unwilling to be left out.

But at this moment, the former clan leader Bai Chenfeng still has close contacts with the Lotus Sect and makes friends with great masters everywhere.

Looking at the cycle of history, there would almost always be an explosion of chaos between the sixtieth and the hundredth year after the founding of the Central Plains, with people even rushing in both directions, all trying to take advantage of the opportunity to stand on top and swallow up the world.

"Since ancient times, the Central Plains has had more victories than defeats, old patriarch." Bai Mingzhe sighed.

Apart from Dali, there is no news of any dynasty being destroyed shortly after its establishment.

It is Dali.

The dream of the dynasty lasts for a thousand years.

"Are they really extinct?"

Hantai Wharf.

The wind is cold and biting.

Hedeban stood with his arms folded.

Bai Xingwen took a sip of tea: "Has the master arrived?"

"It said it was the afternoon of April 2nd, there's no mistake about that. Wait, young master, look! Here it comes!" The Shiba Inu pointed excitedly.

Above the lake, a treasure ship hung with prayer flags slowly approached, and the prayer flags fluttered in the river breeze.

Hedeban stared at the flag and frowned: "Garqueding, Binglun Bodhi Temple!?"

Apart from the Snow Mountain Sect, the Lotus Sect has seven major temples, seventy-two medium-sized temples, and countless small temples.

Binglun Bodhi Temple is one of the seven major temples!

Bai Chenfeng actually asked his great-grandson to pick up such a virtuous master?

If something really goes wrong, can you stop it yourself?

Bai Xingwen was extremely excited. When he heard the monk's call on the boat, he lifted his robe and hurriedly boarded the boat. Hedeban suppressed his emotions and quickly followed.

Except for Bai Xingwen, the rest of the people were not qualified to meet the master and could only stay in Shenban and wait.

moment.

The treasure ship left the port.

I don't know what the conversation was about, but Bai Xingwen walked out of the cabin with a red face and looked out at the blue lake: "Shiba Inu, are you sure it's this direction?"

"It's absolutely true, there's no mistake!" Shiba Inu nodded vigorously, "I saw them rowing here with my own eyes" "Okay, okay, let's go!"

On the Ice Mirror Mountain.

The snow remains for thousands of years and the ice is blue.

Bai Chenfeng unfolded the album of the woman and sighed.

The vast Jianghuai Lakes and the snow-capped mountains and blue lakes, one in the east and one in the west, far apart, rarely connect to each other. But he has lived for more than two hundred years, what is there that he has not seen?

Even after he stepped down as clan leader, he rarely asked about external affairs and didn't know much about the heroes of the world.

She is five feet six or seven feet tall, taller than the average man, but she is as beautiful as a fairy, with a slim figure, not bloated at all, and from Southern Zhili. With all these factors combined, she is clearly the Dragon Girl of Jianghuai!

The dragon people are as extraordinary in beauty as in strength.

The Jianghuai Dragon King disappeared, the dragon people shrank and no longer came ashore. The person who could allow the Dragon Girl to accompany him was definitely not an ordinary person. I had heard vaguely about him before, and it seemed that he was the youngest Zhenxiang Grandmaster of Dashun.

Even if the master goes there, it will not be an easy task to capture him, and Bai Xingwen is more likely to be crushed into powder.

"My dear great-grandson, go with peace of mind. Grandfather will avenge you."

In times of turmoil, we must seize opportunities.

When the conflict is intense enough, it becomes important to support who comes to power.

He had twelve sons and thirteen daughters. The twelve sons had more than a hundred descendants. He could no longer remember how many great-grandchildren he had. He had doubts about whether more than a dozen of them were his own. Then there were great-great-grandchildren, great-great-grandchildren, and great-great-grandchildren.

Bai Xingwen, born with a martial spirit, is just the better one among them.

The treasure ship chases the waves.

Taotaokai grabbed the brush, tied a rope around his waist, and drew patterns on the hull.

The treasure ship bestowed by the Holy Emperor is so good that it is made of naturally grown wood without a single joint. One can tell at a glance that it is extraordinary, so it needs to be simply disguised so that the other party will not dare to approach when they see the treasure ship.

Once the wood seams are forged, the rest is just a matter of patience.

"Binglin, Yanrui, you hide underwater, recuperate, and act according to circumstances."

"yes!"

"Frog! Stop flipping through the book and thinking of lyrics. When I'm done with this, I'll write you two good poems and lyrics that will be passed down through the ages. Just a piece of Bing Yuchan, take it!"

Lao He held the wood flower in his hand with a suspicious look on his face.

"Can you write poetry?" Long Eying glanced at him.

"A little bit." Liang Qu raised his index finger and thumb.

"Why didn't you write to me?"

"Forehead.-"

"Boss, boss, I see it, I see it! It's coming!" The little mirage dragon descended from the sky with a gong and a big hammer in his hands, beating the gongs and drums to report the situation.

"Okay! Eying, you stay in the [Vortex Palace], Ah Fei!"

The fat catfish in the water opened its mouth wide.

Long Eying jumped in.

With a roar, the fat catfish went into the [Vortex Palace] and spit out. The little mirage dragon took the opportunity to spit out mist and created another "Long E Ying".

The fat catfish was not to be outdone. It spit out ink mist, dyeing its pure white hair black.

"Exactly the same!" Liang Qu gave a thumbs up.

"hey-hey."

The little mirage swung its tail and the fat catfish puffed out its chest.

After the two beasts, Fist, Round Head and "Can't Move" all came out and lurked under the water. The Golden-haired Tiger sat in the bottom of the cabin and together with Huaikong were responsible for protecting the treasure ship.

A dragnet.

Liang Qu's mind moved.

There was a light mist over the lake and the sky was covered with dark clouds.

The old clam yawned in boredom.

Two quarters of an hour passed in a flash.

A large ship appeared in the fog.

The two ships saw each other almost at the same time.

Bai Xingwen, who was eagerly waiting, held the edge of the boat tightly, his face flushed with excitement, especially when the two sides got closer and he could faintly see a few silhouettes in the wind.

The "peerless beauty" that I have been thinking about day and night is standing proudly on the bow of the ship!

It is really like a plum blossom in the wind and snow!

That’s right!

That's it!

"Great! You did a great job, Shiba Inu!"

The Shiba Inu could understand the excitement of his master and actually did not call him a cheap dog, which was rare. It really changed his temperament. It is conceivable that Bai Xingwen, who was very generous, would definitely give him a generous reward afterwards!

I am thirty-five years old now, and there is hope that I can break through the war!

"Master!" Bai Xingwen turned around and shouted, "I am willing to be the vanguard for you! I will board the ship first!"

"good."

The sound of Sanskrit resounds.

Hedeban saw a small shuttle-shaped boat falling from the side of the ship, and Bai Xingwen couldn't wait to jump into it. He kept in mind the mission given by the patriarch, so he jumped on quickly and took on the responsibility of rowing.

Even at this moment, Hedeban did not understand what the other party was going to do. Until the distance was less than ten feet and the fog was thin enough to see the woman at the bow, a bad thought came to his mind.

Could it be that he raped a woman?

He stopped.

"Hedeban! Row the boat! Do you want to disobey the order of the Lotus Sect's master?" Bai Xingwen was furious.

"What exactly is Master Xingwen going to do? Who is that woman?" Hedeban looked solemn, and he had a worse feeling in his heart.

"If you don't row, get out!"

Bai Xingwen subconsciously kicked out, but his smoke signal not only failed to take down the Tiger Hunting Realm's Hedeban,

Instead, he kicked himself flying.

Plop!

The robe floated off the water.

"Fuck you!"

Bai Xing Wenshui cursed loudly, but was afraid that the woman at the bow would hear his vulgar words, so he quickly stopped talking. He cleared his throat and even used his fluent Nanzhili Mandarin as he swam towards the treasure ship to say hello, reciting a few lines of Central Plains love poems from time to time.

There were ripples in the water, as if someone was laughing.

The more Hedeban looked, the more confused he became. He stood there in a daze, unsure for a moment whether Bai Xingwen wanted to seize the girl by force. If that was the case, why was he reciting love poems?

The distance of ten feet was covered in the blink of an eye.

Bai Xingwen's blood rushed to his head and his mind went blank. He grabbed the rope and went straight onto the boat. He didn't notice why he let go of the rope for no reason, nor did he notice the ink stains on his clothes from the friction between the boat hull.

He rushed towards love, lost his mind and forgot about me.

By the time Hedeban saw the trailing ink patterns and realized it was a trap, it was already too late.

Bai Xingwen dragged the ink, climbed onto the deck, and reached out to touch the woman in the mist.

Hedeban's face turned pale with rage.

"Master, be careful! There's a trick!"

Bang!

The thunder was deafening.

Hedeban's pupils trembled as he noticed something flashing in the fog for a moment, and then Bai Xingwen's figure disappeared without a trace.

He was stunned for a moment and was about to look for it.

Pah.

Countless pieces of flesh mixed in the blood rain fell onto the shuttle boat, pouring down on top of the head, making a dull sound.

Palms are wet and warm...

Boom!

A human head smashed the bow of the shuttle boat, creating ripples.

The head rolled several times, blood gushed out of the broken throat, and the face was facing Hedeban.

Bai Xingwen's eyes widened and his lips moved, as if he was reciting a love poem.

“How bold!”

The sound is like the sound of a huge bell or thunder in the sky.

Above the Blue Lake, a strong wind suddenly arose, and the thick fog that spread for hundreds of miles was like mirror-like water wiped away by the hands of gods, and the sky was clear!

Hedeban heard Yuyu in his ear and looked around blankly.

The river is full of blood!