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If the blue ceremony does not understand this is Allen's prank, then he is not a blue ceremony.

"Hey." But after all, the blue rites still have no obedience, and they can't laugh, there is no cover, there is no embarrassment. He looked most of them. The smile came out from the corner and the eyes. A neat and white teeth, that full of warm smiles made every audience in front of the TV, couldn't help but show the smile.

Allen at this time, "call, the director has been crazy in my ear, what should we do, we all think that things are stissible." Allen also confirmed that this is a prank, then Painting the voice of the color makes the guests have laughed.

"Here, the audience who is watching the awards ceremony worldwide, Los Angeles is really very difficult in these two days ... It is simply rainy."

The audience is smirk. On the one hand, Los Angeles that spoke dry has never rain, on the other hand, the whole world is in countless crisis states, and the only thing in Hollywood needs to worry about it.

"But we are all right." Allen took the opposite to the hands and made a good look. "Today, the red carpet is officially opened, and the rain is finally stopped. Thank you for your pray!"

Allen's footsteps came to the center of the stage, and the simple two sentences have been sufficient as warm-up, and now they are going to enter the formal opening stage.

"I am honored to come back. Seven years ago, I used to stand on this stage, I can invite me in this short time, I am so happy." In the applause of the guests, Allen Then, "Things change is really fast, when I was hooked last time, Kate Blanch was nominated, MELEstrip nominated, Martins Cos, nominated, this year is really complete" '. "

The above three names have won nominations tonight.

Allen stopped, "Oh, sorry, Rio."

One sentence in the district is a red heart. This time, it is the focus of Leonardo Dikaprio. The applause once again - seven years ago, Leonardo has a "blood drill" in the best. The male protagonists were nominated; after seven years, "Wall Street Wolf" is unfortunately absent.

"Of course, there are some artists who have won nomine the first time tonight, Bruce Dunn has won nominations with 'Nebraska', winning the nomination with an eighty-year-old age, and he is the world's longest in Oscar history. Nominate. "The guests expressed respect with applause, Allen stopped, walking two steps in the direction of Bruce, loudly," I am telling you, your performance is very exciting, movie. "

This is clearly the stalk of "83 years old", even Bruce himself can't help but laugh.

"What? Not the first nomination?" Allen stunned - In fact, Bruce has been nominated once in 1979, "Oh, bad!" Aillan stared his eyes, stay Looking at the audience, in the audience laughing, she directly ignored Bruce, turned and left, and the laughter was even more loud.

"In addition, Luttati Yongo also won the nomination for the first time." Allen said, "She is very exciting in the 12th year of the slave, she is from Kenya, is a Kenyan. At the same time, Bahaard Abui also won the nomination for the first time with the excellent interpretation of the 'Philipus captain'. He is from Somalia, which is a Somalians. So he knows very much for red wine, this is really very powerful. "

The pronunciation of Somalia is very close, this is Allen's joke. The laughter at the scene can't stop.

"The real Phillips captain came to our scene tonight, and the real Philo Menna also came to the scene." Allen introduced the real prototype of the two best film nominees, "I guess, the only absent At the scene, it should be Levant Davis. I have a little curious about his folk career. "

At the same time, Allen also made a deep thoughtful expression; and then directed the close-up of the blue ceremony on the big screen in the first time, forming a stark contrast.

Merlier sitting next to it is completely happy, and the laughter of the scene continues.

Facing the camera close-up, the blue rig is gently shrugged, the brow is slight, the mouth is pulled, and the eyes are low, and a pair of pensive appearance seems to be aware of the lens, his eyes are gently lifted, At a glance in the lens, then the smile of his mouth will roll a little, and then turn the moment, he re-caught his thoughts.

This is entirely the reappearance of Le Wenden Davis.

"God, I really really like the song of '500 miles'." Allen is a knife - "500 miles" is not a song that Lewene sang in the movie.

In the lens, you can see the blue ripples and frowned, once again lift your eyes, say, "Rolling!" Although it is a thick, it is not saying, just a mouth, let the audience think about it. The TV station does not have to shield the picture or silence, which also creates the biggest effect.

Just sitting in the back row, Afusso couldn't help but send the applause, the smile completely bloomed.

Although there is no in advance, the tacit understanding between Allen and Blue Rise has successfully collided with sparks, so that the atmosphere of the opening begins to boil.

"Tonight is the hero 'in Hollywood'." Allen recovered the normal state, then his own word, "Now we need heroes more than any time, people around the world are suffering, and movies A chance to flee reality, movie enlighten us, I don't say movies is the most important thing in the world, because well known, the most important thing world is youth. "

Look again.

"The most important thing in the world is love, friendship and affection. If a person doesn't have these things, then ..." Allen hesitated a moment, "then he usually enters the Hollywood entertainment circle."

Laugh in the whole game.

"We are a super scary big family." Allen then said, "I want to say, I love you, you are all talented, I am serious. Also, I think you are all winners, you should think that you should think of yourself. Winner, not everyone, but the winner is the winner. "

The camera lens is again aligned with Leonardo.

Leonardo does not help but he is? Who is it?

"You may say, Allen, you stand talking and don't breathe, you are chosen as the host, this is the highest award of Oscar." After that, Allen started his hands in the hands of ten, "Thank you, thank you To praise, thank you. "Since this life, you will be self-praised, and once again win a laughter again.

"But let us put the focus on you tonight. In order to host the show, I did a little survey. Tonight's nominees took a total of one thousand four hundred movies, God, one thousand four hundred, then It is a huge amazing number, but you only have a total of six years. "

Alan was a pause, and the atmosphere was hot. Everyone took a lauga, "all four years have come from Blue Rhine Hall alone." Allen god knife, laughter is like a volcanic eruption Outbreak, "I am just kidding, children, don't go to school, don't drop out of school, I guarantee that these actors are going to college, Amygamat, you have been college, right?"

Amy shook his head as a focus.

"No?" Allen's five senses wrinkled, "Ok, who cares. You are an outstanding actor, tonight, you nominate two works, it is ... What do you say? Well, I Think about it, selfish. "Allen nodded, but also replenished it," Just like the blue ceremony that will never can't get lost. "

Hilarious, collective bustle.

"I really feel that this year's nominees are very special, one is 'her'." Allen continued to control the whole, "this 'her', I refer to Merlistrip." The on-site applause sounded, "Merlier won the 18th Oscar nomination, which sounded very good, but in fact, you should calculate it, from the head to the foot, take a gift, spend more than ten thousand dollars, simply Merlier can pay so many nominations really can't afford it, because the nomination is really much spending. "

Even the blue rites were hoissed and did not help but laughed, turned to Merlier's applause.

"So, do we want to open a bet blue ceremony in Las Vegas, because of the sake of the Taiwan Awards Ceremony, when is it going to bankrupt?" Allen God successfully detached the audience, just then Lell's blue ceremony, and it became a car tribute to the audience.

Allen is still the appearance of cold-faced smiles. "The nominees I mentioned are all competitors, but you are very good, I don't want you to think that this is a competition, but a game. Celebration. But ... What is joke? Oscar is actually a hunger game, I said that the camera can be seen everywhere, everyone is hungry, then Jennifer Lawrence won last year, this is not a hungry game? "

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Actually made Oscarbi hungry games, which is indeed an expected infarction, but they have to admit ... It feels a bit similar.

The audience in front of the TV - especially the young audiences took a laughter, and the instant pushes above the twitsels were boring, but the guests of the Dolby Theater were not too. Cold, only a few laughs responded, including Blue Rise.