The daily life of Buddhist texts
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The chicken thief's skeleton hound replies to netizens' comments while praying that Atamaitai will not respond.
After replying to an overseas netizen with what he had learned all his life, the skeleton hound went out.
During this period, the number of new users of Weibo suddenly exploded like a volcanic eruption. After algorithm analysis, the internal maintenance system believed that overseas users maliciously registered in large numbers, and controlled the daily number of new overseas users within a certain number.
However, this group of "new users" on Weibo finally found their goal for this trip.
Using crappy translation software, they battle under the Skeleton Hound Weibo comment section, speaking like robots.
"Atamaitai is something, what are you."
"Look at yourself, the loser of human beings, singing Rap is not like you, is it Rapper?"
"You're a dog, mean puppy, a dog is good, you're not."
"Don't discredit our Rapper group, it's because you are too many, so everyone will be misunderstood."
"Calculations can't be brains. The humble and true Professor Atamaitai is very real, not as hypocritical as you."
There are also such speeches that cannot clearly organize the logic of the language, which stunned the netizens on Weibo.
This is who bought the robot navy.
Atamaitai?impossible.
That should be Li Xiang's credit.
In an instant, a group of people returned to Li Xiang.net's Weibo and awarded him the medal of 4A Great Guardian.
"That's right, Li, you've finally improved a bit, you're no longer fighting alone!"
"Xiao Li! Robot army! Cow! I declare that you are the God of Mechanics! Super Doctor Octopus!"
"Grass, I just heard from Weibo insiders that these IP addresses are all overseas. Mr. Li really spent a lot of money and bought a batch of imported robots to match the line. You really have it!"
"Great job Li, I am here to officially award you Atamaitai's Super Protector Medal!"
Netizens' praise made Li Xiang confused.
He just woke up from his bed at home, and next to him lay a graffiti guitar gifted by Atamaitai himself.
Li Xiang scratched his head, put down his phone, and carefully stroked "Not Afraid" written on the body of the piano with various colored pens.
No more fear.
After expert appraisal, this graffiti guitar is just a simple entry-level model, and the graffiti on it is also very casual and not artistic enough, but it shows a unique charm because of the two words.Experts also said that it was written not long ago, which means... this is very likely to be Atamiatai's autograph!
Signature money.
unique.
Li Xiang hugged the graffiti guitar a little tighter, and planned to go to the [-]th District after a while, and then took a photo with the guitar, and then posted on Weibo.
The text has already been thought out.
"Fear no more."
To inadvertently reveal a graffiti signature, and then find a support to explain it.
But before that, he had to fly to New York.
Attend Ramut Smith's comeback concert at Madison Square Garden in New York.
Li Xiang and the rap emperor are old friends. The two met through the Jockey Club and have kept in touch. Li Xiang often went out to have fun with Ramt when he was in New York, and they have a close relationship.Even after Ramt's divorce, Li Xiang still maintained the friendliness and kindness of the past.
Now that Ramt Smith is back, his old manager invited Li Xiang to New York again, of course to save face.
Li Xiang glanced at the guitar in his arms.
Why don't you take this guitar with you.
Get Ramt to sign too.
Thinking of this, Li Xiang turned on his phone, glanced at Weibo, and found that the skeleton hound was still jumping, and even boasted that he wanted to teach Atamiatai how to write Rap.
Atamaitai needs you to teach?
What are you.
Don't really think that people don't want to talk to you at all... Oh, it seems that Atamaitai really doesn't want to talk to him.
There was no response on Weibo, and he was even thinking about his newly bought little reptile.
After thinking for a moment, the impatient Li Xiang made a series of phone calls, preparing to make the agency behind the Skull Hound remember better.
……
……
Gen Oreki and Yuzuru Nishinomiya here booked their return tickets after breakfast, and planned to go back tonight.
Before that, I have to say hello to Chen Qing and Zhang Keke.As for Ying Lili, she seems to be staying here for a few more days.
After packing his luggage, Gen Oreki made a phone call to Fu Nogi Yuji.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
It took a long time to respond.
"Brother Autistic," Axe Nogi Yujie spoke first, "You and Sister Rational go back first, I still have something to do here."
Oreki Gen thought for a while and said, "Is there any other avatar that can be used again?"
"No," Axonogi Yuji paused, and continued, "I'm here to buy special products."
"Special product." Gen Oreki repeated.
"Yes, I bought a lot of watermelons."
Watermelons are quite expensive in District [-].
It seems that Axonoki Yujie's business acumen is taking shape.
but.
"The shipping fee will be very expensive." Oreki Gen reminded.
"Yes, so I want to borrow that monster from my autistic brother." Axe Nogi Yu continued.
"What's wrong."
"Let her become a boat, and I'm going to row back with Brother Beimu."
Chapter 349 Chapter 348 You Wake Up
By the time the plane landed in Tokyo, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.
Because it was too late, Gen Oreki and Yuzuru Nishinomiya checked into a luxury hotel under the arrangement of the chef.Ah Snake left it to Axe, and it will take two days to come back.
Won't you be stopped?
Generally speaking, yes.But with Beimu Mudzhou around, I believe everything is not a problem.
The sun rises, and the morning light passes through the translucent floral curtains, caressing the cheeks.
Another new day.
Following the revelation of the biological clock, Oreki Gen opened his sleepy eyes, rubbed them, and closed them again.
after awhile.
The girl with short brown hair directly opened Oreki Gen's eyes with her hands, to confirm whether he was dead or alive.
From Oreki Gen's point of view, there are five faces staring at him, one of them is wearing the mask of Monkey King very wickedly.
"Senior Panda, are you awake?" Tainaka Ritsu finally breathed a sigh of relief seeing Oreki Gen wake up.
Although Yuan Oreki was currently wearing clothes and trousers, he still pulled up the velvet quilt to cover his pale neck, only his head was exposed, his body was pressed against the head of the bed, his eyes wandered to other corners of the bedroom.
Finally, he found Yuzuru Nishinomiya who was brushing his teeth by the window.
Today she is wearing loose red and white short sleeves and black shorts, with flip-flops on her feet, messy hair, blurred eyes, and she looks like she just got up.He still holds an electric toothbrush in his hand and is doing daily washing.
After realizing that Oreki Gen was looking at her, he casually extended his hand and said hello: "Yo."
He was slurred, but his tone was very natural, as if the light voice department beside the bed and Monkey King didn't exist at all.
Oreki Gen looked at Yuzuru Nishinomiya, then at the five people here, and after being silent for a while, asked, "How did you get in here?"
Then the four of them pointed at Yuzuru Nishinomiya who was brushing his teeth, while the woman wearing the Monkey King mask took out a toy golden cudgel, shook it twice at Yuzuru Nishinomiya, and then stuffed it back into the shirt .
Yuzuru Nishinomiya didn't care at all, she raised her hand very actively, and looked at Gen Oreki with a "what's the matter" look in her eyes.
Oreki Gen sighed: "Aren't you in ASL?"
"Senior, that happened yesterday!" Yui Hirasawa said excitedly.
"Don't get excited."
"Okay!" Hirasawa Yui said excitedly.
"..."
Gen Oreki shifted his gaze to a more reliable object: "Akiyama, what's wrong."
Mio Akiyama, who was wearing casual clothes, was also sitting by the bed, her expression was not as outrageous as that of the other four. She just smiled awkwardly and said, "Well... everyone is very worried about you, so I heard from Sister Ryoko that you and The news of Xiao Nishinomiya's return came from the hotel."
Sister Ryoko.
In fact, you can call her auntie.
"Very worried." Oreki Gen repeated.
"They think you have been raped by the Internet." Akiyama Mio explained.
It seems to be referring to the slobber song by Skeleton Hound.
They are actually worried about this, haven't they read the condemnation comments below carefully?
Oh, sorry, I forgot that they can't speak Chinese anymore, it seems that Hayama Hayato has to keep working hard.
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