Entertainment: I just want to be a small screenwriter

"Indecent behavior? You will know when you have a girlfriend. When you are at home, your girlfriend is more indecent than you."

"Hahaha~" All the female audience, including Li Yitong, Zhou Yutong, and Guan Xiaotong, covered their mouths and laughed very embarrassedly. .

Chapter 1098 Crazy test on the edge of death

"Picking your nose is trivial."

"Women will bend over and lower their heads to smell their feet, saying why they smell sour."

"So, indecent behavior, boys can do it anytime and anywhere; girls can do it at home."

"I have indecent behavior myself, how could I hate boys' indecent~ behavior so much?"

Di Li's complaints got Guan Xiaotong a slap.

Guan Xiaotong means that what Di Li said is true.

"As for D, he always plays with his mobile phone; what is this? Young people nowadays, whoever sits on the toilet is not allowed to look at their mobile phones; if they can pull out without looking at their mobile phones, they are all ruthless people."

"Hahahaha~" The following words successfully hit the secret of audiences across the country.

Laughing, that means Di Li is right.

"So, choose C, definitely C." Di Li pointed to the answer, confirming his answer.

"The answer is correct!!!" Shen Tao told everyone that Di Li was right.

"Nice!" Di Li clapped his hands in celebration, and the guest team was sent to be showered.

However, Guan Xiaotong grabbed Di Li's ear, and said in a capital accent, "Yo~ my lord, who did you say that women behave more indecently in private?"

Di Li, who was still pissed just now, was now being questioned by Guan Xiaotong on the spot, and he panicked.

"Haha~" Jia Ling and the others watched with interest.

"Tell me what's wrong with you." Di Li, who was stubborn today, was about to test frantically on the verge of death.

"What's the matter, you still have to smell your socks after you take them off, can't I tell you?"

"What's the matter, when you girls shave your hair, I can't say it anymore?"

"Tell me what's wrong with you, what can you do to me."

Di Li spoke the Northeast dialect to offend Guan Xiaotong, and the latter slapped him even more angrily.

The audience at the scene had already clapped their hands and couldn't stop laughing.

The same goes for Li Yitong and Zhou Yutong. Today is finally a chance for him to openly complain about them outside.

"Di Li, I'm curious. When you quarreled with your girlfriend, what did you hear the most?" Shen Tao wanted to ask, because he also had this kind of situation.

"I found out that you guys don't have any good things!" Di Li immediately said this is the most common sentence. ,

"Haha~" Shen Teng immediately laughed and reached out to give Di Li a high-five.

After high-fiving Di Li and Shen Teng, he continued, "Second sentence: You murdered me? You dare to murder me now, don't you?"

"Third sentence: whoever thinks of my ink stains can find someone."

"The fourth sentence: Why did I fall in love with you at the beginning?"

"Fifth sentence: I haven't had a good day when I'm with you."

The audience at the scene almost suffocated with laughter when they heard the familiar lines.

These words are heard too often.

Whenever a man and a woman quarrel, one of these few sentences will inevitably appear.

"Ultimate killer move: If it wasn't for my child, I would have left long ago."

When Jia Ling and the others heard these words, they all laughed until their stomachs ached.

The audience at the scene was not much better.

"Brother, when you hear these words, how do you usually go back?" Shen Teng asked Di Li with a smile.

"Want to know? Come, Xiaotong come and ask me." Di Li asked Xiaotong to ask, and he told everyone how he was angry.

Guan Xiaotong was almost smiling, and immediately entered the scene with a serious face

"I found out that you men don't have a good thing." Guan Xiaotong was angry and scolded Di Li.

"Mom, if you say this, my father-in-law is not a man, is my father-in-law a eunuch?"

"Haha~" Di Li's resentful words made all the male audience stand up.

When Guan Xiaotong heard this, he slapped Di Li immediately.

Di Li shrank back, forcibly bearing Guan Xiaotong's slap on his arm.

"You murder me? You dare to murder me now, don't you?" Guan Xiaotong bit her lip and pointed at Di Li.

"Oh my god, I'm still going to kill you? I'll beat anyone out there with the attitude I have with me." Di Li was still very excited as he spoke.

Guan Xiaotong couldn't continue acting, Di Li's expression and tone were too silly and funny.

The audience at the scene was already laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt.