Siheyuan: Eight-year-old orphan!The Jia family took my property

Why do they vomit while eating?

Why don't you eat such a delicious popsicle?

Xiao Dang took a closer look at the popsicle on the ground. He didn't pay attention to the way the stick was hidden just now. Now that he took a closer look, he finally saw it clearly.

There's something wrong with this color.

Then, the nose smelled a smell of urine.

Her eyes widened with disbelief. "Grandma, Uncle Zhuzi, brother, why do your popsicles smell like urine?"

The three were hit violently again, and the vomiting that had gradually subsided was hooked out again.

Another burst of vomiting.

After vomiting, they immediately rushed to Lin Wei's country to settle accounts with him.

"Lin Weiguo, you little bastard... Ouch! My ass..." Before Jia Zhang could finish cursing, she fell abruptly.

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Lin Weiguo sneered.

This foot slippery bubble is also very useful!

Just now when Lin Weiguo was by the window, he saw the menacing Jia Zhang, and immediately used a slippery bubble.

It just so happens that there is snow outside now, and there is no sense of disobedience in the use of this slippery bubble.

Stick stem hurriedly helped grandma up.

Silly Zhu also said furiously at this time. "Lin Weiguo, come out quickly, you actually tricked Banggen into making popsicles that smell like pee, why are you so disgusting?"

The residents in the yard ran out when they saw the commotion.

Now Uncle One and Uncle Two have gone to work.

However, the third uncle Yan Bugui is a teacher, and he is also on winter vacation.

Just now Yu Li went back and talked about the yellow-orange popsicle flavor, which made him lick his lips.

At this time, when they heard that there was excitement outside, they rushed over immediately.

At this moment, Lin Weiguo walked out without haste, with an extra yellow-orange popsicle in his hand.

Ask silly Zhu while eating. "Silly Zhu, what are you talking about...wait a minute, third uncle, do you want popsicles? My family still has them!"

When Yan Bugui heard this, he was overjoyed.

Hurriedly stepped forward happily, and then Lin Weiguo took one for him.

Then, Aunt One, Aunt Three and others all got a popsicle.

Afterwards, almost everyone around was holding a yellow-orange popsicle.

Lin Weiguo looked at Shazhu again and asked.

"Silly Zhu, what did you say? I didn't hear you clearly just now, so please say it again!"

Chapter 144 Lin Weiguo caught the loophole again!Run dingy! [Kneeling for full order support]

Chapter 144 Lin Weiguo caught the loophole again!Run dingy! [Kneeling for full order support]

Silly Zhu almost vomited blood angrily.

Mom, this Lin Weiguo is buying people's hearts in front of me, how can you make me sue?

Silly Zhu was secretly complaining.

The stick over there quit, and started yelling while supporting grandma Jia Zhang.

"Lin Weiguo, you made me eat popsicles made of urine, you are not a thing..."

Lin Weiguo raised his hand, as if to fight.

Bang Jian's expression changed in fright, and he quickly stepped back a few steps, not daring to scold anymore.

I dare not scold, and I cannot fight.

This is so frustrating!

"What? Lollipop just ate a popsicle made of urine?" Uncle San stared at Lollie curiously while eating the popsicle.

"Really, fake? Why. This popsicle is delicious. Why does the stick eat the popsicle made of urine?"

"That's not it, are you stupid, are you stupid?"

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People around who ate Lin Weiguo's popsicles laughed at the sticks while eating the yellow-orange popsicles.

Stick almost belched in anger on the spot.

"Fuck your mother, it was Lin Weiguo, a little bastard, who made the urine popsicle that my grandson ate... No, it was Lin Weiguo who tricked my grandson into making the urine popsicle. You have to pay for it. There is no one hundred yuan this time. We I won't let you go!" Jia Zhang stood firm this time, and began to snark again.

Shazhu also roared. "That's right, Lin Weiguo, why did you lie to the stick to make that urine popsicle? You are just uneasy and kind, and you have to pay for it!"

Lin Weiguo laughed for a while.

Then start fighting.

"The three of you in your family really wear a pair of trousers and walk in unison!"

As soon as Lin Weiguo said this.

The whole audience roared with laughter.

But no, BangGong supports Jia Zhang, and Shazhu supports BangGong.It's like a family who hold hands and support each other with guns and muzzles.

Sticker shook off Sha Zhu's arm in disgust.

Sha Zhu's face was ugly and a little embarrassed.

"Also, you all said just now that the stick ate popsicles made from urine? This is really an anecdote! Someone actually used urine to make popsicles. Doesn't he dislike the coquettish panic? Why did he just say so!"

The third uncle is a very chicken thief, so he naturally knows how to adapt to the wind.

"The popsicle in my hand is delicious and sweet! It's just that I can't figure it out, why does the popsicle you make smell like urine?"

"That's right. There are people who mix urine into popsicles. Are they out of their minds? Are they eating too much shit?"

"Bang, I advise you to see a doctor. There must be something wrong with your brain. Who would eat a popsicle made of urine?"

Say this.

Jia Zhang and Sha Zhu both looked pale.

Because the two of them also tasted it just now!

Jia Zhang saw that everyone was eating popsicles, and the taste was very fragrant, it was not made by a good-looking grandson at all.

Must have been deceived.

So, keep on swearing. "Anyway, it was Lin Weiguo who tricked my good grandson into making urine popsicles, you must pay for it!"

"Yes, you lied to me. I saw with my own eyes that you ran to the river to get ice cubes, urinated, and then brought the ice cubes back to make popsicles. You are eating all of them now. Urine popsicles!"

The stick was confused, so he directly told the whole process, and cursed that the popsicles in the hands of the neighbors were made of urine.

The third uncle Yan Bugui was not happy when he heard it.

I finally got a sweet and delicious popsicle, but because it is yellow orange orange, you curse that we are eating urine popsicles.

Why is your mouth so smelly!

"Bang, if you can't eat grapes, you will say sour grapes. You must have learned this trick from your grandma." Yan Bugui also yelled at her.

"Bangjiu, open your dog eyes and see clearly. This is a real popsicle, sweet and delicious. It's not your urine popsicle!" The third aunt said with a bad face.

"Yeah, ours are authentic popsicles, some of which are sold in summer." Aunt Yi also said quickly.

At this time, He Yushui, Yu Li and others also came out.

Hearing this, one by one quickly came up to prove that this is a really delicious popsicle, which makes people have endless aftertaste in their mouths.

Jia Zhang and Banggen were dumbfounded.

This group rose up and besieged. It seemed that they had real popsicles in their hands, and the sticks were made of urine ice cubes.

At this time, Lin Weiguo also spoke again.

"You keep saying that I tricked you into making some urine popsicles. I want to ask you, did we talk in the morning?"

The stick was taken aback.

Thinking about it carefully, no, there was no face-to-face meeting at all, let alone speaking.

He shook his head immediately.

"Then you didn't say anything, how could you lie to me?"

Jia Zhang was stunned for a moment.

It's over, there was a loophole in our speech, and he caught it again.

"I neither talked to the stick nor taught the stick. I did go to the river in the morning, and I did pee urgently, but the ice cubes I brought back were not those with urine on them. Ice cubes, when I think about it this way, I got urine ice cubes back, and I made them into popsicles, and tasted them myself..."

Through Lin Weiguo's analysis, everyone instantly understood everything.

It turned out that it was a sticky mouth, but it was self-defeating according to the cat and the tiger. It mistakenly thought that Lin Weiguo brought back a popsicle with urine, and then made it himself and ate it. Now he came to blame Lin Weiguo...

"It's just nonsense!" Yan Bugui scolded angrily.

"You guys did something wrong, can you blame Lin Weiguo? No matter how rude you are, you come here to blackmail me, and I will send you to the police station!"

As soon as the third uncle finished speaking, Mrs. Jia and Mrs. Bang were terrified.

I had no choice but to admit that I was unlucky, and then went back in despair.

However, Jia Zhang hadn't taken two steps before he thumped and fell a piece of dog gnawing shit.

"Ouch, my ass!"

Suddenly, everyone laughed again.

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