Swallowed the thunderous fruit, was dragged by his girlfriend to slaughter God

The policeman, hurry up and handcuff this man! !

"Suddenly I can't wait to go to the cemetery, or we should hurry up." Lu Qing silently changed the topic.

"Okay, my car is parked over there, let's go together...Huh?" Lu Chu pointed to the way, and when he was about to say something...he suddenly realized,

Lu Qing walked so fast, he almost disappeared in the blink of an eye!

"Are you in such a hurry to go to the cemetery?"

Lu Chu laughed, looked at Gu Qing's back, and muttered softly, "This fourth pillar is really a strange person."

"..."

Hearing this sentence, Master Guan couldn't help but complained beside him, "Lu Chu, you don't have any points in your heart."

Are you sure it's the rush to the graveyard...not the rush to get rid of you?

"Hahahaha, it's a man's nature to like sunshine, but it's a bit obvious to me." Lu Chu laughed, not paying attention at all.

The voice fell,

He followed Lu Qing's back!

……

Simply ate breakfast,

Lu Chu drove the car, carrying Gu Qing, to the Mortuary Cemetery.

Just as Gu Qing guessed...Even in the car, Lu Chu was really showing off, so he was wearing a pair of underpants.

Don't tell me,

After getting along like this, Gu Qing is almost getting used to it...

"I'm the symbol of sunshine, so I won't go into the cemetery, I'll wait for you outside." Lu Chu stepped on the brake, put down the handbrake, and said to Gu Qing.

"Okay." Lu Qing blinked, this is really what he wished for... It's not that he dislikes Lu Chu, it's because he wants to go fishing later, and if Lu Chu also comes in, he has to find a way to distract him.

Isn't it a coincidence now?

Farewell to Lu Chu,

Gu Qing walked into the cemetery.

Because of the shaken seal of the evil god's incarnation, most of the people in the demon city were evacuated, and there were no people in the cemetery. At first glance, there were only tombstones, which seemed a bit dead silent.

"Negatives are positive, this time... you have to bring me something good?" Lu Qing thought to himself, and found a 'geomantic treasure land' that was most suitable for fishing beside a pile of graves!

correct,

Don't forget the BGM too!

Lu Qing silently took out his mobile phone and placed it on the tombstone beside him,

next moment,

"Good Luck" sounded from the loudspeaker!

'Good luck, good luck, good luck brings joy and love...'

This song is quite festive both in terms of lyrics and music, but now... there is no one else in the cemetery, and it is so quiet that it is a bit weird!

But in this eerie silence, Lucky Lai is playing in a loop... It seems that this song is not very festive, but it seems a bit gloomy...

But Gu Qing really didn't care,

spooky

What you want is spooky!

Didn't you see that it was so festive last time, but the coffin was caught instead? !

Adjust your mentality,

Gu Qing goes fishing with a throwing rod!

The fishing line passed through the air, disappeared in front of a grave, and the front end sank into a different space,

This scene, at first glance... actually looks like fishing for someone's ancestral grave...

"coming!"

A few seconds later, Gu Qing's eyes froze, and he clearly felt that the fishing rod was sinking, and there was a 'fish' biting the hook!

call out--!

The next moment, Lu Qing exerted force with his wrist, and pulled the biting 'fish' up!

【Ding!The host has successfully fished this time, reward: the art of self-explosion! 】

"Huh?" Gu Qing was taken aback,

This reward is very similar to a sentence in his memory...

but,

That's 'explosion is art' right?

What the hell is this art of self-explosion?

[The art of self-explosion: a traditional art in a certain world, encountering an enemy that cannot be defeated?Blast yourself, blow him up!Encountered a problem that cannot be solved?Blast yourself, blow him up!Meet a girl you can't catch?Blast yourself, blow him up! 】

[It can release all the current mental power reserves, compress it to one point, increase it geometrically and explode it, don't worry, it's over after the bombing, and whoever is bombed will die! 】

[Note: Self-explosion will not cause any damage to the body, limited number of uses: 1 time. 】

"Is it really self-destruct?" Lu Qing's eyes widened slightly,

This thing... is too cruel, right?

Will it really blow up whoever dies?

Have the urge to try it out!

"Forget it, forget it, it's time to use it when it's critical." Lu Qing suppressed this thought, it's a good thing, but it's a pity that it can only be used once,

hateful,

So far, all the fishing fish have been useful... Why did they fish a coffin last time? !

Lu Qing was speechless, and said that the prize was hidden, feeling like he was cheated.

he sighed,

But I didn't get too entangled in this issue, because the system gave me a good product again... Forgive it!

Put away the fishing rod,

Gu Qing didn't stay any longer, turned around and walked out of the cemetery.

"nailed it?"

Lu Chu rolled down the window and said hello.

"Yeah...huh?"

Lu Qing sat in the co-pilot, then was slightly taken aback,

I don't know where Lu Chu got a whole hamburger to eat in just this short period of time, and looking at the packaging...it was Wallace?

"Why are you eating Wallace?" Gu Qing glanced at the Golden Arch takeaway bag on Lu Chu's head, and then at the Kaifeng burger in his hand, his expression became more and more strange.

Chicken McNuggets don't eat the Golden Arches...Why did they even advertise for their competitor Wallace?

540

"Occasionally change the taste, don't stick to the details."

Lu Chu smiled, and ate the whole hamburger in two or three bites, "Let's go, let's go back!"

finished,

He stepped on the gas pedal, and the car roared... and drove in the direction it came and went!

……

When Gu Qing and the others completely disappeared at the end of the road,

A long distance away from the cemetery, a chubby figure was walking out of the shadows.

"I really didn't expect to meet again so soon."

The panda stands still,

Looking at the car that has disappeared, there is a glimmer of light in a pair of small eyes...

"That 'pervert' with no clothes on is really terrifying. From such a long distance, you can feel his light dazzling like the sun."

Panda covered his head, his face full of distress, "Should I agree to them and wish them a helping hand?"

Its expression is very tangled, its big face is wrinkled together, it seems to be troubled by this problem for a long time.

At this moment,

A voice sounded from behind:

"Sir, there is a special virus spreading in this area. Why are you still here? Follow everyone, and you are dressed in an animal coat... Are you the one who made the video? Or are you planning to start a live broadcast?"

A policeman came up. He was in charge of evacuating the people in this area. He came up immediately after seeing the panda's back from a distance.

"Let's go."

The panda turned its head and showed a smile. Without resistance, it followed behind the police obediently.

this moment,

Its black button-like eyes twinkled, and it murmured softly:

"I just started to struggle, but I was interrupted... According to the customs of Xuan Kingdom, is it 'God's will' not wanting me to do it?

"Oh, that's not right, it's Lord Hermes' will... I don't agree with them, but I still have to watch the show, oh ho ho."

said,

The panda followed behind the policeman, twisted its chubby body, and soon disappeared...

……