"Get in the car and go eat together?"
Lu Qing intends to take this talkative stone around to get to know this guy's 'old background'...
"Oh? My uncle really wanted to take a carriage of this era for a long time."
He Shibi was not polite at all, and slammed into the co-pilot directly.
"you…"
Lu Qing sat in the driver's seat, turned his head and looked... he was shocked!
I see,
He Shibi didn't know what method he used, but the seat belt actually floated up by itself, covering its gray body!
A rock... what seat belt? !
"What's the matter? The human beings I saw on the road are all sitting in carriages like this." He Shibi cast a puzzled 'look'.
"…as long as you are happy."
Lu Qing was silent for a while, and decided to let him wear the seat belt like this.
next moment.
Step on the accelerator, the engine roars, the car staggers on the road, heading for the city center...
……Several.
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Streets of Nankai District.
It took about half an hour to drive from the outskirts to the city center.
Along the way...
He Shibi looked left and right to see the scenery, and expressed his opinion by the way, without stopping for a minute.
"Hey, is that an oil lamp, can it be lit without oil?"
"Tsk tsk, the sky is so dark, I can't even see a few stars, the environment is worse than before..."
Obviously,
Lu Qing underestimated how verbose this stone is...
"Speaking of which, this chair is very comfortable to sit on, much better than those crunchy and hard dragon chairs that smelly emperors love to sit on."
He Shibi twisted Shishi's butt in the passenger seat.
"Have you ever sat in the dragon chair?" Gu Qing held the steering wheel and squinted.
"Of course, I have sat on the dragon chair of Qin Shihuang, the first emperor of the ages." He Shibi groaned, looking like he was making a fuss.
"Have you seen Qin Shihuang?" Gu Qing raised his eyebrows, he thought of some legends about He Shibi... This guy really has a lot to do with Qin Huang.
"Five Eight Seven" "What's the matter, I've seen his stinky face a lot, by the way...he's very strong, don't you know?"
He Shibi lowered his voice and said in a secret tone: "The first emperor went to Zhao country as a hostage in the early years, and if he had no strength, he would have been killed in a foreign country."
"Is he an awakener?"
In the back seat, Xia Qiuli asked curiously.
"Yes, but in my time, the Awakened were called 'Reborn'."
Lu Qing smiled: "I heard Su Yuejin say this title before. It is said that in the west, the awakened ones were also called reborn ones at the earliest. It should be a saying that has been passed down from our side."
when speaking,
He looked to the side of the road... to find a better hotel.
After all, it is also the first contact with He's Bi, so it has a sense of ritual?
"Do you have anything to eat?" Gu Qing decided to ask this guy for his opinion.
"I?"
He Shibi shook, "I'm not picky about food, I can eat anything."
"Poop... also eat?"
"..."
He Shibi's 'shi' body was startled, "Master, as the pillar of this era, can you respect the seniors of Xuan Kingdom?!"
It's also due to the fact that this thing has no mouth, otherwise Fei Gu Qing would have to spit all over his face now.
Gu Qingquan pretended not to hear, and skillfully changed the topic: "Speaking of which, why do you know that we are the police? Are you not afraid to admit your mistake?"
"Isn't it hard to recognize the arrest? With Chinese luck and righteousness, I am not the blind man on the construction site."
When it comes to Zhang Daqiang on the construction site, it seems to have some resentment.
Gu Qing narrowed his eyes,
Huaxia's luck... Grand righteousness... These two things, he really didn't perceive them at all.
really,
The perception ability of this stone is abnormal...
"Hey, that inn looks good, there are a lot of people around it, go over there!!"
He Shibi suddenly became excited.
"…you sure?"
Gu Qing looked in the direction He Shibi said... Isn't that Kaifeng cuisine (kfc)?
Heshibi in the pre-Qin period... Do you like fried chicken burgers? !
"Your strength is so perverted, why don't you understand a very simple truth?"
He Shibi babbled, to Gu Qingpan's logic, "Did you see that there are many children in this store, parents will not treat their children badly, they will bring them to eat good food, so... the food that children eat is good food !"
Lu Qing was silent for three seconds, choosing not to argue with this guy: "What you said makes sense."
"By the way, for Kaifeng dishes...will we meet that shining big jerk?" Panda interrupted suddenly.
"Ok?"
Lu Qing was taken aback, and the flashing big jerk... revealed, ah, isn't that right, Lu Chu?
He thought about it carefully, then seriously shook his head:
"No, although that pervert likes to run around with a takeaway bag on his back, he is a pervert with principles, and he is only loyal to the Golden Arches... and Wallace?"
……
Kaifeng dishes.
Lu Qing came back from the front desk with the set meal he ordered.
"Today's event seems to be some kind of crazy Thursday... unexpectedly cheap."
He put a pile of fried chicken and burgers on the dinner table, and began to distribute the set meals to everyone:
"Nenniu Wufang belongs to Su Yuejin, the shrimp burger is for Xia Qiuli, the panda's egg tart, and..."
Speaking of this, Gu Qing paused for a moment, with a strange expression on his face, "Shi Wudi, your children's meal."
"My uncle is He Wudi, don't mess up your surname." He Shibi just 'stand' on the table aboveboard.
This guy looks very "pure" in appearance, just a dusty stone, which will not attract people's attention.
"By the way, I'm curious...can you eat?" Gu Qing propped his chin and stared at He Shibi for a while.
"of course."
He Shibi snorted.
Click!
The next moment, the idyllic chicken leg castle in front of it suddenly lacked a hole, as if it had been bitten by the void!
This scene…
Just happened to be seen by the kid at the next table!
"Look, mom, that stone can eat!" The little boy sat on the chair, his short legs fluttered, and his chubby hands dangled.
"Ok?"
The woman froze for a moment, turned her head subconsciously, and followed the direction of the little kid's finger, looking towards the next table.
The man's side face is handsome and his eyes are bright and energetic. Beside him, Yujie and the girl are both ceiling-level good-looking. They have already become the focus of attention without deliberately dressing up...
But looking a little further to the side is wrong... a guy in a cartoon panda doll costume is holding a hamburger in both hands, as if... stuffing it into his mouth?
Women are shocked!
You have to take off the doll clothes after eating, right?
Isn't it really hot this summer? !
At this time, the black-haired handsome man suddenly grabbed a big dusty rock on the table, held it in his hand, and turned it over and over as if trying to find something from the rock?
...What kind of weird combination is this? !
Seems to notice the woman's gaze,
The handsome black-haired man turned his head, smiled and nodded at her as a greeting.
The woman smiled apologetically, then rubbed her son's big head: "Okay, don't just look around, disturb others' eating!"
"Okay..." The little kid pouted, although he was a little regretful, but his attention was quickly distracted, and he continued to gnaw on the fried chicken.
"Hiss, you don't have a mouth, how on earth do you eat, and you can still leave tooth marks on the burger?"
At this moment, Gu Qing was holding up He's Bi, looking back and forth several times, trying to find a place to eat and drink on it...Obviously, he failed.
"Hmph, for the sake of inviting me to eat, I'll touch it for you." He Shibi snorted twice proudly.
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