Swallowed the thunderous fruit, was dragged by his girlfriend to slaughter God

Lu Qing's eyelids twitched wildly, how much of his dark history did he hide?

"I have to delete your memory card sooner or later." Lu Qing pinched her face and refused to let go.

Upon hearing this, Su Yuejin babbled, pulled her face out of Gu Qing's hands, widened her almond eyes, and said angrily:

"Then I'll pull you to blow yourself up and send the study materials marked 'sister' on your computer to Gu... woo woo woo!"

Halfway through the speech, Gu Qing covered Su Yuejin's mouth, ignored her struggle, and looked at the police officers as if nothing had happened, with a quite calm expression:

"Okay, everyone has worked hard today, let's get off work early and rest."

Li Daoming and many police officers: "..."

Did you say something extraordinary just now? !

……

The next day.

After solving the smuggling incident in the temple, it may be the effect of killing chickens and monkeys, or it may be the calm before the storm.

In short, the Nanjiang was calm for a short time, as if returning to tranquility, everything was in order.

Gu Qing drove the small broken car that came standard with the Yamen, took his teammates, and drove slowly to the shopping mall.

He planned to go to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities before his sister got off the plane, so that he and his sister could go out overnight.

"Hey hey, this new show is so interesting, killers and spies play house and raise daughters."

The co-pilot sat down, Su Yuejin looked at her phone with her head down, her aunt was smiling all over her face.

"Shut up, you're such an idiot when you smile." Gu Qing glanced at her sideways while looking in the rearview mirror.

"But, the pink-haired little girl in this episode is really cute." She pouted and raised her phone to show Gu Qing.

Gu Qing glanced at it and nodded affirmatively: "It's really cute, so... you will have two more children in the future?"

"...Forget it." She blinked and lowered her head weakly.

The painful experience of teaching the children in the orphanage is still vivid in my memory...

"Believe me, there is no such thing as a well-behaved and sensible child in reality. They are somewhat bearish." Lu Qing sighed.

At this time, the small broken car staggered and arrived at the entrance of Wanda Mall.

"Panda Head, do you still have shopping coupons, it's time for you to contribute."

Lu Qing stepped on the brake, pulled up the handbrake, turned and said to the panda in the back seat.

"Oh ho ho ho, I don't have much else, just shopping coupons... that's enough."

The panda smiled as a gentleman, and reached out his hand to take it out of his pocket.

then…

Under Lu Qing's surprised gaze, this guy actually pulled out a stack of shopping coupons half a meter high!

Half a meter... What the hell is this concept? !

"The wool on the Qingqing Grassland was plucked by you, right?" The corners of Lu Qing's mouth twitched.

【Ding!It is detected that the capital has been hit, and the small fishing will be rewarded three times! 】

"..."

Is this fishing trigger position getting more and more weird? !

but,

It's nice to have a reward!

Gu Qing coughed lightly, and said to his teammates:

"I'm going to buy a milk tea next door, you guys go shopping first? Remember to help me buy towels, brush teeth, cups, etc..."

"Okay."

Xia Qiuli looked around with bright eyes, and patted her delicate breasts, "Wrap it on us."

Lu Qing was in a happy mood, as expected, his teammates were quite reliable... slipped away.

this time,

He was lucky, he found a deserted alley without running too far, walked in quietly, and skillfully called out the fishing rod.

【Ding!Unfortunately, this small fishing failed, and the fish got off the hook...]

"Just fix it as soon as you come?" Gu Qing raised his eyebrows, but he didn't care, after all, he was a small fisherman.

But soon,

His face froze!

Ding, ding, ding... the three-time failure prompt sounded.

Three small fishing trips in a row, all of which ended in taking off the bait!

"That's okay?" Lu Qing said with a dark face, "Could it be that you've sucked too much bad luck recently, and you've sucked it too bad for me?"

He wanted to scold someone a little bit, what is this called, three times fishing without even a single hair... Isn't this a waste of expression!

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the three consecutive black achievements, and a special reward for fishing once. 】

"...?"

After a careful look, Lu Qing was sure... the reward this time is fishing!

Fishing can never be empty.

He resisted the urge to complain, and once again, swung the fishing rod!

The fishhook shuttled, submerged into the wall of the alley, and flew into a different space of nothingness...

after a few seconds.

As soon as the fishing rod sank, the 'fish' took the bait!

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully fishing this time, and get a reward: Jade Amulet. 】

　1.7 [Jade Amulet: It can carry the power of the host, triggering and protecting the wearer at critical moments. 】

The jade pendant is hung on the fishhook, shaking gently in the sun, refracting gorgeous light.

Lu Qing took it off, held it in his palm, and felt the cool touch of the pendant carefully.

"The life-saving talisman..."

……

That night,

It was nightfall.

A passenger plane cut through the night sky and landed slowly towards Nanjiang Airport.

The moonlight came, passed through the clouds, and floated into the cabin of the plane. By the window with half-drawn curtains, a beautiful figure sat quietly.

She was wearing a retro gauze dress with deep blue as the background color, with cloud patterns and dragon patterns embroidered with silver thread on the cuffs, skirt, and chest.

She has an elegant body, blue hair like a waterfall, leaning lazily on the back of the chair, and gently raising her beautiful bare hands, as if to catch the moonlight falling outside the window.

"Back to Nanjiang again...brother, do you miss me?"

Gu Sheng propped his cheeks and looked at the night scene outside the window, the corners of his exquisite mouth were raised, his beautiful eyes were slightly curved, and his eyes were full of waves.

.......

Chapter 280 It Can Be Said to Know Long and Short (Subscribe)

How does it feel to have a 36D long-legged sister?

For Lu Qing, it was to lay a solid foundation for his aesthetics. Since then, rouge and vulgar fans have not caught the eye, and even the requirements for watching small movies have been invisibly raised a lot...

Thanks to meeting Su Yuejin, who is equally good-looking, otherwise Gu Qing really suspected that she would have to make do with her sister.

He really has a very good relationship with his sister. After all, it’s not a “face-to-face fast crossover” that has just traveled through two or three years. He has actually lived his whole life in this parallel world with a high degree of similarity. How could he have no feelings for the sister who grew up together? Well, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he knows both the right and the wrong... Well, there is no special meaning.

Speaking of which, Lu Qing has always felt that his elder sister is outrageous, outrageously smart, not to mention the dominance at the level of a god of learning, this thing is not enviable, anyway, Gu Qing remake never beat his sister in the college entrance examination, but It can be said that people and their constitutions cannot be generalized.

The most unacceptable thing for Lu Qing was that when everyone was wearing crotch pants and had no chance to touch the game at all, the sister who played the King of Fighters for the first time gave him a psychological shadow of 22. A Yagami went crazy and made a series of three, At the end of the fight, Iori's mind was filled with strange laughter...

Lu Qing never admits that he is good at playing games, it can only be attributed to his sister's talent against the sky, in short... Since then, he has never touched the King of Fighters again, and it is a complete seal of the "sad" past.

"The last time I logged into the game, I seemed to see my sister becoming the king? Damn it."

Look, this is enough to prove that it's not me, but my sister who is really talented in playing games!

"[-]:[-], is it time to get off the plane?"

Gu Qing shook the milk tea that he had bought in advance, the ice cubes hadn't melted yet, it seemed that the predicted time was just right.

"Ding dong~!"

At this time, the phone vibrated, and a cute penguin with big eyes sent a message.

Gu Qing clicked on the new news about this Q-coin mythical beast.

Su Yuejin: Someone awakened just now, but we have already dealt with it.

Gu Qing: Good!As expected of you!My capable captain!

Su Yuejin: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish

???

Gu Qing was startled, is this the way to kindergarten?

In order not to be sanctioned by the river crab, he quickly changed the topic and typed a line:

Talk about business!Have you found any stowaways?

When he came out on leave, he left the question "Is it just you smuggling?" so that his teammates could better monitor the situation in Nanjiang.

Su Yuejin: It's not...Huh?Spy Play House has been updated!I'm going to catch up, you remember to beat your sister up for me (??`ω?).