Jason added, "Although he often has crazy ideas, says strange things, does some frivolous things, has some weird thoughts, and drools for no reason... there are too many bad habits to list."
“…” Lorenwei tremblingly reached out her small hand and touched Aisser’s chest.
"I'll give you a vast grassland!" Lorenwei thought to herself with a loud snort.
"Baby's little hands are so strong!" Aisser exclaimed with a smile.
Feeling the swaddling clothes on her body completely undone, Lorenwei felt a strange sense of excitement.
Hmph, revealing the mighty Heavenly Dragon to the goddess in front of his love rival!
Goddess~ Look at my might...wait?
Lorenwei focused her attention and realized that the right side of her left leg and the left side of her right leg (perfectly avoiding sensitive words) seemed to lack the presence of something.
not……
Male or female, a 50/50 probability, what if I'm reincarnated...?
Reincarnated as a girl?
Considering the name Lorenwei, it's no wonder it has such a feminine feel!
Although Lorenwei couldn't see what was happening between her legs, her clever mind quickly realized the most likely possibility: she had been reborn and transformed! No, to be precise, she had undergone a gender swap?
That's incredibly unlucky!
"Oh, my mighty dragon! How can I still chant the Great Luo Mantra?! I haven't even used it properly once, and yet I'm already a flying dragon in the sky?" Lorenwei cried out in her heart, "How tragic!"
However, perhaps I can experience some unique benefits; having a female body would allow me to approach girls in a more legitimate and reasonable way...
Hahaha, women's bathhouse, changing rooms, hot spring town, here I come!
With her open-minded nature, Lorenwei transformed her grief into desire, and her emotions quickly returned to normal.
He didn't care much about being friend-zoned when he confessed his feelings before he died, especially since his own brother beat him to it. He was even more easily swayed by things that might be beneficial to him.
However, he was still being too optimistic...
"There's no urine on it." Jason came over to check and brought over a small wooden basin: "Hey, how about we try letting it pee?"
"Is it possible for such a young child?"
"Try it."
The two new parents carefully potty trained their baby.
In this position, Lorenwei was able to see her situation more clearly.
Huh? No Great Heavenly Dragon! No Treasure Cave of Calamity! Only Blessed Lands...
Lorenwei was stunned.
By the way, the Sevi are an extremely rare race in this world, born without a gender. I knew that Aisser had this bloodline when I confessed my love.
At that moment, Jason's words echoed in my ears: "Although I was mentally prepared, knowing that the baby would likely inherit your Seville bloodline, I was still quite shocked when the baby was born."
“This kind of bloodline is bound to be inherited, and it’s hard to say whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing.” Aisser smiled and said, “Back then, I classified you as a girl, which broke the hearts of many girls.”
Jason suddenly realized and said with annoyance, "No wonder so many women wanted to kill or beat me when they saw me back then! You just laughed at the time."
"Hehe, serves you right!"
The two chatted and laughed, but Lorenwei couldn't hear a word of what was going on in their conversation.
He/She confirmed a fact.
My own baby body has no gender!
God! Are you kidding me?
Lorenwei was filled with sorrow.
I can accept male-to-female gender transition, but what about being neither male nor female?
This can be described as: The hero's gender is yet to be determined after reincarnation!
"By the way, should the baby be called Lorenwei or Lorenwei now?" Jason suddenly wanted to resolve the difference in address: "Aiss, you seem to prefer calling her Lorenwei?"
“It’s not that I like her, but I think she will definitely grow up to be an outstanding and beautiful woman,” Aisser said firmly.
"But I think he will grow into a man..."
"Oh?" Aisser said sarcastically.
“Nothing much.” Jason quickly shook his head, then, still unwilling to give up, tentatively asked, “May I call you Baby Lorenway?”
“Sure,” Aisser smiled.
Jason smiled happily and was about to return the smile: "Thank you, wife. Lorenwei will definitely..."
"You actually expect me to grow into a man?" Lorenwei exclaimed in surprise. "Good buddy, you have good taste!"
bang——
The instant fireball struck Jason in the face.
Although it was a minor spell with insufficient attack power to cause damage compared to the Great Sage, the spell still produced a smoke-filled effect.
"Oops, my hand slipped." Aisser blew on her fingers.
"Wife, let me wipe Lorenwei's bottom..." The Great Sage truly lived up to his reputation as a wise man.
Aisser got up with satisfaction and went to attend to other things.
Jason glanced at her out of the corner of his eye as she walked away, then immediately pressed his stubble-covered face against the baby's soft cheek, softly calling, "Lorenwei, Lorenwei, Lorenwei..."
Ouch, that pricked me! You just wait! Lorenwei thought to herself.
In the quiet little house at night, the lights and candles were extinguished.
"Wife..." The Great Sage avoided the baby in the middle of the bed and slowly crawled into Aisser's blanket from the other side of the bed.
"Waaah—waaah—" Lorenwei cried again.
During the day, you stab me like a flower arrangement; at night, you want to stab my mother too?
"Go and comfort the baby!" Aisser kicked Jason off the stage.
"Ah~~ Baby, please, Daddy, don't keep interrupting Mommy and Daddy~~" Jason cried out, but still obediently picked up the swaddled Lorenwei and gently rocked her in his arms: "Sweetie~ Don't cry, don't cry~"
What's wrong with crying a little? Lorenwei snorted inwardly: You stole my job, so what if you cry a little?
Hate me all you want, complain all you want, but you can't take my job!
Chapter 004 The baby can say "Mama"
As the days went by, Lorenwei grew tired of hearing the sweet nothings between Jason and Ethers, and indirectly learned a lot about their love story.
For example, one day before going to bed, Aisser asked Jason again, "Hey, what do you like about me?"
Young couples love to spout this nonsense, Lorenwei thought with disdain for this couple who were showing off their affection in front of her. "Wait a few years until you're middle-aged and won't even have the motivation to 'pay your dues' anymore," she thought, "let's see what kind of 'dog food' you'll have left to shower us with!"
As the saying goes: A kiss between a middle-aged couple can trigger nightmares for nights to come. After the kiss, they tug at their pants, struggling to walk, their kidneys trembling. And after the trembling, they want more, but not a single drop comes out...
“Yes, I like your gentleness, kindness, beauty, generosity, and thoughtfulness,” Jason replied earnestly. “Even your occasional coquettishness has a touch of playfulness and cuteness…”
"Tch—people, especially wise people like great sages, are just too complicated!" The drowsy Lorenwei expressed her disdain once again.
As a former admirer of Ethers, she despises Jason's complexity.
My feelings for her were very simple. The reason I confessed to Aisser was quite simple: I was attracted to her large breasts...
Aisser bullies Jason regularly, and Lorenwei is used to it.
With her simple goals, she didn't care about anything else and just liked staying in Aisser's arms.
Is he unambitious? But Bai Juyi wrote in his poem "Yong Huai": "I have removed the look of sorrow and joy from my face, and eliminated all thoughts of right and wrong from my heart."
With his face pressed against the warm, soft embrace of Athers, all worries and anxieties naturally disappeared. No problem, right?
However, Lorenwei remained troubled by her gender, recalling a gynecology joke she had once seen:
"Congratulations, it's a boy. Now we'll cut the umbilical cord."
"Doctor, you cut it wrong."
"Oh, congratulations, it's a girl."
I'm in even worse shape than those who were cut... Lorenwei lamented.
I have nothing right now, I'm neither male nor female, I only have the most basic physiological organs. I have to wait until I'm sixteen to determine my sex, which is so frustrating.
What if they start dating too early?
Of course, considering my past life experience of never having much luck with women, this possibility is unlikely.
But what if some classmates want to have a contest to see who can pee the farthest at school? Should I secretly use a water gun to fill in?
I remember in my elementary school days, my classmates and I would take baths together, and we'd all tease Dawei Tianlong. But after high school, all I could do was feel envy and resentment...
Sigh—the more I recall, the more heartbroken I become. When will men be able to stand up for themselves? When will they stop feeling inferior because of their size? (The last sentence appears to be a nonsensical, unrelated phrase: "liquid stable heat!")
Just as Lorenwei was about to fall asleep, his mind wandered, but the next sentence immediately snapped him back to reality.
Aisser: "By the way, we received a letter from Sylph. After receiving our good news, she plans to come and see the baby after presiding over the memorial day for Mu Zhe in front of the Tree of Life."
“The elves must find our human reproduction somewhat mysterious and curious,” Jason chuckled.
Upon hearing this news, Lorenwei's mind managed to clear up somewhat.
Sylph, the female elf archer, caused my death at the hands of a pair of A's teammates.
Jason looked somewhat resentful.
As a result, the sword saint and hero Mu Zhe died under the Demon King's final attack, the Flat-Chested Calamity.
Lorenwei wanted to take a small revenge on her former teammates.
If it weren't for her, his last wish before he died might have been granted by Ethers out of compassion.
As a result, the female elf archer Sylph beat her to it, and in the name of indignation at being discriminated against for having a flat chest, she pressed the dying sword saint warrior against his chest and ravaged him.
Lorenwei was filled with a hundredfold sorrow...
The forest where the Tree of Life is located must be very far from here.
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