Winter Executor, starting with a system of wronged individuals.

Capitano's voice was still deep, but exceptionally clear: "I will take charge of your training, starting today."

What?

Su Ming was stunned for a second. Could this also be an order from that empress, ordering the captain to train him personally? Wouldn't that kill him?

How can I enjoy slacking off anymore?!

Su Ming forced a smile. "Is there any possibility that I could also train with you, young master?"

Chapter 036 As expected of the Immortal Xiao, he can establish himself twice even with zero life.

I, Su Ming, am the executive officer of the Winter Fools, serving for two and a half days.

My ultimate dream now is to lick Miss Columbia's white stockings, and secondly, to happily slack off.

Who can resist paid slacking off? Humans live to slack off; if you don't, can you even call yourself human?

Su Ming's life ideal is to make money while lying down. The famous corporate slave Qing Da Jiangjun once said three famous sayings in the workplace: "Don't take initiative, don't refuse, don't take responsibility." This is the ultimate secret of the workplace!

"Have you eaten? I haven't, so goodbye."

Su Ming used his all-powerful "collapse, retreat, sell, and slip away" technique. Don't ask, the answer is he hasn't eaten yet.

He turned around and ran away immediately. If he stayed here and continued to fight the captain, who knows how long it would take? He might get beaten so badly that he couldn't even get out of bed. How could he then flirt with Sando?

The captain is known as the strongest human on Earth, and Su Ming has no interest in being beaten up. It's better to activate Run quickly.

Su Ming was about to slip away when, without warning, the armored man in front of him teleported to the training ground gate, blocking all escape routes.

This "teleportation" is not an exaggeration; it truly happened in an instant, moving to the front door as fast as lightning.

Su Ming's lips twitched slightly. He had resigned himself to his fate. He took out the old vow from his backpack and asked, "Are we really going to fight this sword today?"

What a beautiful morning! I should have stayed in Columbia's house and lingered on the sofa a little longer before coming out.

He shouldn't even try to be a gentleman, how despicable!

It's too late for regrets now. Su Ming chooses to draw his sword and face the strongest human on Earth.

Is it possible that he would be fine if he just burrowed underground?

Anyway, there isn't a strongest human being underground yet.

Su Ming first left a mark of the active skill of the past oath on the spot. If he understood correctly, actively returning to the mark could restore him to his full strength, and could even reset the skill's cooldown time to zero.

This is an extremely overpowered skill in every sense, which is why the cooldown time is an absurd 48 hours. However, as long as it is combined with the blank skill cooldown time refresh, the mark can be used twice in a short period of time.

The skills have created a powerful synergy, which might give him the right to challenge the captain... right?

At least it won't be crushed in one punch. If it has two marks, even a god would need three punches to crush it.

This is true invincibility! It's like having three stages similar to the young master, except that Su Ming's three stages are all the same.

He wanted to try out the transformation when he got his hands on an Evil Eye, but unfortunately, he didn't have one right now, not even a God Eye.

Su Ming couldn't help but feel a little emotional. Although the system was great, he still wanted a God's Eye to play with elemental power.

The captain nodded slightly, but did not take out his weapon; instead, he struck out with his right hand.

This palm strike instantly created a terrifying air explosion in the air; if someone were to actually take this blow, they would probably be cleaved in two.

Su Ming wasn't stubborn enough to directly block with his sword; instead, he decisively chose to dodge.

The captain's attack was clearly not so easy to dodge. The next moment, Su Ming experienced extreme heat. The cold winter day was instantly melted away, and the terrifying heat seemed to engulf the entire training ground.

"My day!"

Su Ming was dumbfounded. What kind of training was this? Was it torture?

The captain's right palm ignited with a blazing wave of flames, sweeping across the land like a tsunami, leaving no way for anyone to dodge.

Unable to resist, that is absolute power.

Su Ming, on the contrary, fell into absolute calm at this moment, and his thinking speed became extremely fast, even surpassing the speed of the captain's attack.

Giving up is a boring option, and Su Ming has already given up a lot in his life.

Arriving in Teyvat meant a new beginning, so... he no longer wanted to give up anything.

The active skills of Music Box and Blank are still on cooldown and cannot be used at the moment, meaning there is no chance to place a second mark.

The odds of success with the abacus are obviously unreliable; all that's left is to reminisce about one's homeland.

What ability can help him get out of his current predicament?

Su Ming made his choice without much thought, and the next moment a light blue light flashed between his legs.

All of this happened very quickly, almost in an instant.

The captain struck down with his palm, but failed to catch Su Ming's figure, only shattering some blue fragments.

The scent of the wind flashed by.

Su Ming lost control of his trajectory and crashed into the wall of the training ground with a whoosh.

Theoretically speaking, this is still a weakened version of Windwheel Dual Stand. It's probably because Su Ming only uses it for escaping and has given up its offensive attributes, which is why it's so effective at escaping.

As expected of Xiao Shangxian, he's incredibly useful; he can establish himself twice even with zero lives.

Su Ming didn't waste the remaining two wind wheels, and took off directly towards Wuhu, quickly disappearing from the captain's sight.

"So that's how you did it?" The young master walked out with a smile, clapping his hands and laughing, "I knew that kid was incredibly fast."

The captain was silent for a few seconds, then nodded slightly in agreement, and then looked at the young master and said, "Since the hermit is gone, let's have a spar."

Young Master: "?"

I feel like my luck has been bad ever since I met the hermit. What's going on?

At this moment, Su Ming took off directly from Wuhu and went outside. He estimated that his own repairs should be almost finished, and it was time to deliver breakfast to Sandoni.

Su Ming quickly returned to his own cottage and retrieved today's ingredients from the food storage.

Must-try pizza!

Su Ming held the pizza box and fell into deep thought. Was this thing the real deal or a knock-off? It smelled like durian cheese.

Can Sandogane eat this?

Never mind, Miss Puppet has always been very adaptable. She hasn't even had a taste of Su Ming's homemade food yet. All she gets to eat every day is instant noodles or fast food. Won't she turn Sandonne into a pig?

Su Ming couldn't help but worry. If the little wooden puppet really ate itself into a small wooden stump, it wouldn't be very aesthetically pleasing, and how could they play hide-and-seek happily?

Besides feeding them, Su Ming also wanted to test the effects of the Toy Merchant Set on Sandone this time.

He simply didn't believe that Sandogne could be taller than 1.5 meters!

"Dong dong dong."

Su Ming knocked on the workshop door, and the familiar voice announcement popped up as usual.

"For consulting projects, please press 1... For visits from hermits, please press 9."

"Ok?"

Su Ming blinked in confusion. He remembered that this voice broadcast wasn't there last time he came. This must be a newly added voice broadcast.

He tentatively pressed the button marked with the number nine, and the next moment a crack opened in the center of the workshop door.

A clean little leather shoe was kicked out from inside, giving Su Ming no time to react.

Chapter 037 Look at your white stockings

The leather shoes were polished to a very clean shine, and the power source was the latest series of steam bursts developed by the puppet himself, which could unleash super-strong propulsion in an instant, and its speed could even exceed the escape speed of a wild boar by ten times.

The moment Su Ming saw the leather shoes appear, he had no chance to dodge.

Moreover, Su Ming did not choose to dodge, but directly activated the effect of the leather shoes, designating Sandoni to step on him.

With a slap, Sandone, still wearing a gloating smile, appeared directly in front of Su Ming and delivered a vicious kick to him.

"what?"

Sandonne blinked, completely bewildered, not understanding why he had suddenly appeared here, and this wasn't the first time!

Good morning, have you eaten yet?

Su Ming greeted Sandoni with a smile, then quietly enjoyed the wonderful sight of Miss Sandoni being violently knocked away by his own leather shoe.

"Cough cough cough..."

Sandonne spat out the snow from his mouth and silently crawled out of the snow.

"Su Ming!"

"What on earth did you do!"

Miss Sandoni was getting a little frustrated. This wasn't the first time. Why did she always suddenly want to step on Su Ming's foot?

She's not a sadist, so why would she leave the cozy workshop? It's ridiculous.

Could it be that while developing a brand new fantasy in her life, she also awakened some strange fetish?!

Su Ming revealed a sunny, healthy, warm, and positive smile. "I didn't do anything. I didn't expect you to miss me so much, Xiao Sang."

"Who told you to call me that!"

Sandonne was so angry that he bared his teeth. Has the hermit gotten too cocky lately? It's time to give him a good thrashing!

“I know you’re in a hurry, but don’t rush,” Su Ming shoved the pizza box right in front of Sandone’s nose, revealing a confident smile that said, “I don’t believe you can resist drooling.”

"You think you can bribe me with a mere breakfast? Who do you think I am?!"

Sandonne scoffed dismissively. "It's just breakfast. Even a dog wouldn't care. What's wrong with missing a meal?"

"Sniff."

Sandoni's cute nose twitched slightly, and a rich aroma of cheese and durian wafted into her nostrils.

Saliva began to flow involuntarily. Sandoni blinked his eyes, looking just like a cute little puppy, but his little face still maintained a serious expression.

To Su Ming, she was a senior among the executives, how could she just give in to food like that!

"Woo..."