If I ever manage to build a Hermit Fools' team, I'll definitely recruit a full complement of Lightning Fireflies and Ice Fireflies, and ideally, some nuns to provide healing as well.

Of course, everyone must wear white stockings, which is also for the sake of the Empress's majesty.

"Humph."

Lily of the Valley duck sat on the bed, her two white-stockinged legs slightly tense.

Seeing Su Ming's smile, she knew he was probably thinking about white stockings again, perhaps even fantasizing about the Empress wearing them.

It's true, looking at what's in front of you while thinking about the future!

Is she really that unattractive?

Chapter 064 At this time, Ying was still on her way on horseback.

At this moment, Ying was still on her way on horseback, or rather, on foot, with Paimon floating listlessly beside her.

"Why haven't we arrived yet? Weren't we supposed to be in Mondstadt soon?"

Paimon's eyes were filled with tears of regret. He should have stayed unconscious. Who knew that this flight would last for three days and three nights? His phantom limbs were exhausted.

Ying said that the despicable man was named Sandone, and he was so vicious that he made them travel all the way from the snowy mountains to Liyue, and then back to Mondstadt.

He's a living Yama! He's practically a living Yama!

How could someone do something so cruel! Where is the morality? Where is the resin? Where is the compensation?

This won't get through without 100,000 Mora, Paimon said!

Otherwise, let that guy named Sandoni eat her 9981 shots of sweet flower wine just because of her palm technique.

"This is my fault. I shouldn't have trusted that guy so easily," Ying sighed softly. She would definitely teach Sandone a lesson when she saw him next time.

"Hmph, that wretched Sandone, I, Paimon, am no saint either!"

Paimon unleashed a flurry of punches in mid-air, furious. "How could Mondstadt have such a wicked person? She's supposed to be the guide!"

This guy must have ulterior motives for pointing Ying in the wrong direction beforehand; it's obviously some kind of evil conspiracy.

Even though we don't know who that guy is, let's just assume he's a villain from the Fatui!

When in doubt, they blame the Fools – that's the true value of the villainous organization with the most appearances in all of Teyvat!

"Are you calling me?"

The cold voice rang out, and Paimon involuntarily shivered, feeling as if his whole body was about to be frozen into an ice cube.

Ying's pupils contracted slightly as he felt an incredibly powerful pressure, as if he were facing a terrifying behemoth with its gaping maw wide open.

Gripping the bladeless sword tightly in both hands, Ying slowly raised her head to look in the direction from which the sound came.

The side door of the luxurious carriage by the roadside slowly opened, revealing a small, exquisite leather boot, above which was a pair of snow-white stockings that outlined the slender curve of the calf.

Several delicate gears hung from the edge of the light brown dress, and a mechanical key hung from the not-too-large chest area.

Her brown hair fell naturally to her sides, the ends curling slightly, and the coldness in her eyes seemed to pierce her soul.

The petite girl stepped out of the carriage, her cold gaze fixed on Ying and Paimon.

"Are you... calling me?"

Sandonne's beautiful eyebrows were slightly furrowed; few people knew her real name, so it was certainly not an accident.

How did these two people know her name?

Paimon felt as if she had fallen into an ice cave, her whole body frozen. Her subconscious told her that she should run away immediately without hesitation.

This guy is definitely not someone they can handle!

Isn't this Mondstadt? Why are there monster-level guys like this in the starting village?!

Something seems off!

But no one had ever told her that Mondstadt was such a dangerous place!

This feeling is like encountering the Demon King as your first opponent when you leave the starting village. Unless you activate Wind Spirit Moon Shadow, there is only one outcome.

"You misheard, we called a man's name."

Ying said seriously, "No matter what, it's impossible for the genders not to match."

Sandoni: "?"

Her name has absolutely nothing to do with men!

Are these two guys making fun of her?

Sandonne frowned slightly, and when she noticed that Ying wasn't wearing white stockings, she became even more annoyed.

These days, are there still people who don't wear white stockings? Their taste is really terrible.

Sandonie was silent for a few seconds, then realized something was amiss. What did it matter to her whether other people wore white stockings or not?

Oh no, could it be that her thinking has been assimilated by Su Ming without her even realizing it?

The thought that I would become a pervert like Su Ming, unable to resist white stockings, gave me the urge to smash my head against the wall on the spot.

Ying's expression was strange, and she vaguely sensed the truth of the matter. Could that guy be using a fake name to fool her?

“A man told me the name Sandone…” Ying briefly described Su Ming’s appearance and height to Sandone, indicating that it should be a misunderstanding.

She didn't want to clash with this girl who looked like a boss of the week.

After all, Luminous is currently in her original human form, without even unlocking the wind element, so her chances of winning are naturally nonexistent, unless Sandone slips and falls into the sea.

Sandonne raised an eyebrow. "You, Su Ming, you're using her name as an alias when you're out and about, huh? I've never seen you use Columbia's!"

But looking at it from another angle, doesn't this just show that Su Ming has feelings for her?

Win, win, win!

Poor Columbia, left alone in the empty church of Winterhold, now it's her puppet Sandonne's turn to sound the horn of counterattack!

Just today!

Sandonna's mood immediately improved; it can only be said that she was always very skilled at self-comfort.

She hummed a little tune as she returned to the carriage, not bothering to pay attention to the blond man for the time being. He was just an unknown passerby, and there was no need to care about him too much.

Besides, this golden retriever looks silly, its face clearly showing that it's lost.

What a ridiculous person with no sense of direction.

The carriage quickly departed in the opposite direction. Ying blinked and asked in confusion, "Is she going to Liyue?"

Paimon blinked and said blankly, "I don't know," but looking at the young lady's confident face, she certainly wouldn't make the mistake of going the wrong way.

Ying shrugged. Anyway, it had nothing to do with them. They couldn't just bump into any random guy on the street and think he was an officer of the Fools.

Executors aren't like cabbages; you can't just run into them anywhere. The most important thing right now is to unlock the Anemo element, otherwise you'll only be able to scratch Hilichurls with a blunt sword.

Ying sighed resentfully. That guy actually used a fake name to fool her. She should make sure she catches that kid one day, or she'll make him regret it when he gets back to the snow mountain!

None of my family members understand the pain of going straight to the snow mountain before even opening the Seven-Day Statue of Starfall Lake. Ying vowed to throw that man into the snow mountain as well, so that he could also experience the weakness and helplessness when facing the Frost Armor King.

Inside the carriage, Miss Sandone thought viciously to herself that once they arrived in Mondstadt, she would make this hermit who used other people's names so casually pay the price!

At least let her stomp on it a few times!

It's been a while since I stepped on that guy, and I'm still a little out of sorts. Humph, I didn't go looking for Su Ming just to have breakfast!

...

...

"Achiu—!!!"

Su Ming was stunned for a few seconds, not realizing what had happened.

Linglan, standing nearby, covered her mouth and chuckled, "She must have been scolded by someone again. I told you to stay out of trouble."

"What are you saying? I didn't use the name Su Ming, so it has nothing to do with me," Su Ming said confidently. What does Liben Sandone Tianlong have to do with him, Su Ming?

Chapter 065 Miss Lily of the Valley, is your XP a little dangerous?

Master.

The greatest traveler in Teyvat.

In search of his missing brother, he came to the mysterious continent of Teyvat. His first stop was the Dragonspine Mountains, which were full of Primal Demons that he could not defeat at all (just kidding). His first stop was Mondstadt, the free land of wind, where the god of wind is Barbatos, the god of wind that symbolizes freedom.

The journey begins here!

Ying released her right hand that had been touching the Seven Gods statue, and the colorless gem on her chest emitted a brilliant blue light, as the power of the wind element gradually gathered in her palm.

"Let it go with the wind—!"

Paimon stared blankly at the massive tornado hurtling towards her, letting out a panicked cry: "Ouch, what are you doing!"

Why would you unleash a tornado on a slime when there's one right next to it?

Paimon hurriedly flapped his phantom limbs and ran away. If he had a grudge, he should go and fight that Sandoni. What kind of hero bullies emergency rations?

"...You hit it backwards."

Ying smiled awkwardly. It was her first time using the elements and she wasn't very skilled yet. Fortunately, she didn't smash the statue of the Seven Gods. If she had, the Wind God would probably have been so angry that he would have come out and taken away her wind element.

Paimon stood with her hands on her hips, pouting angrily, but then she thought that Ying would be her meal ticket in the future, so she decided to let her off for now. "Mondstadt is not far away, so we definitely won't get lost this time."

Ying nodded slightly. This time, in addition to looking for clues about her brother, she also wanted to teach that guy who gave a fake name a lesson.

Now I am a terrifying being with elemental power, enough to destroy slimes with overwhelming force. As the saying goes, "Thirty years east of the snow mountain, thirty years west of the snow mountain", I am no longer the traveler who could do nothing!

These days, I can do anything!

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"Aqiu!"

Su Ming rubbed his nose, somewhat puzzled, "Could it be a cold?"

He himself found this statement laughable. He was perfectly fine in the freezing winter weather, but caught a cold in the warm spring of Mondstadt.

"Does anyone really miss me that much?"

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